kestolove95:
It was goodluck dat coz all dix..

U'r a f00L 4 saying that, was it not in obansanjo 1st tenor dat the stadium was shut down? Don't misquote urxelf idiot.
When d stadium started dying Jonathan have n0t dreamed to be a president.

urhoboman:
Lol, actually therez notin wrong with it. Bt HELL NO, I won't try that.
There will be times when ur sist will start comparing ur big D*ck with her boyfrnd's own.

hehe. .my twin sis is a specialist in dat, i even qave her a dirty slapp 4 dat stuff 1day. . . ßuh dat didn't stop her fr0m l00kinq at me unclad.

Ah wud tell him to "watch out 4 d kabbas"

If you were given the opportunity to say a "Word" or make a "Request" to President Buhari.
What will be your Request or Word??

Lolz. . . Ah nur fit lauqh oo

Choii. . .nah Godwin ooChoii. . .nah Godwin oo

simpleseyi:
Not killed by Boko Haram but killed by ATM Dasuki Sambo, Goatluck Jonascam and Ngozi Okonjo-Iwealla the founder and originator of voodoo economics.

u'r such a senseless biq f00l at y0' old aqe. . Instead of u to have a m0ment of silence 4 d lost soul, u just scraped out disqustinq scraps outta ur dull block brain. . F00l.

Choii. . .unbelievable! Let them be peace in Naija ja'e. . .choii i praise this qesture!

Heheeee. . . .See me see naija o, so nah to protest internationally they sup n0w. . . . . . .naija don suffer iv diz c0untry nur divide, wahala qo dey o

ADEWEBS:
END TIME SACK.

BUT DOES DAT PUT FOOD ON MY TABLE?
DOES DAT SOLVE SHIITES AND BOKO HARAM PALAVA?
GUY GERARRAIA

U AIN'T TALKING MONEY U AIN'T TALKING SENSE

ADEWEBS PASSING BYE

dey'r talkinq facts this 1 iz talking bokoharam wetin concern us. . . C'mon qet lost ja'e.

Jakumo:
Good riddance to a major drain on Nigeria's treasury. Mrs Frog Eye the bandito is safely locked in the scaly arms of Satan, who will gleefully assign her red hot coal shovelling duties that are scheduled to commence shortly, and last for all eternity, while cackling horned overseers beat the crap out of that ugly ho', till she hollers like a stuck pig.

Now that this nasty kleptomaniac woman is reduced to rotting worm bait, major efforts need to be launched right away, to sieze and repatriate every last penny this compulsive thief stole from the national treasury, regardless of whether that loot is hidden in Dubai, Hong Kong, Zurich' Lichtenstein or the Cayman Islands. There must be NO safe haven for this seriously ugly vermin of a woman, and for the money she stole with her thieving paws.

choii wetin lah. .iv nah u dem tell dis 1 nkor? Are u trying to say u are not corrupt?

lalasticlala:



http://africanspotlight.com/2015/12/17/diezani-alison-madueke-is-not-dead-family-denies-report/

Choii this beautiful woman wana qo jex like dat. . . I pray she'z not dead o, let not what happened to yaradua apun to her o. God save her soul. I nur wan hear 2mao say she don die oo

Rußßish. . Even d Airforce has downqraded so low to be applauding such act. Fvck Nigeria, Fvck the World. .! Life's a ßitch, the current f0rm of the world is a ßastard.

Evathyst:
'It is finished!' Jesus last words on the cross.


At this juncture, I hereby delist myself from Chelsea fan's register until Mourinho leaves. I can't take it any more.

choii. . ßuh even iv chelsea releqates am still a chelsea fan.

darlingtonVII:
Lemme just sit back, relax and see how far you go in the champions league

emajoe:

Are you still ready?
No try am, chealsea don win, no need.

darlingtonVII:
Lemme just sit back, relax and see how far you go in the champions league

Ðon't worry. . . We miqht win the (UCL). . .
Chelsea dan win my quy u must qo unclad. Nii'

Chelsea 4 lifeeeee. . . .l0ve d ßlues

Owh men! Wat ah list of lost souls!

Who can answer this one that person iz a genius: fastest post to reach 1,000 views on Nairaland.

Fastest thinq on earth my h0use electricity, my siqht, my hearinq aßility, impulses

Fastest sperm tew ovulate my m0mma's ovaries in my time is 'ME'

chichriso:
fastest player

Arjen Roßßen!

Karmanaut:

Pretty sure Eminem beat this in "Rap God"
Edit: Seems what Rap God won was most words in a hit song.

Yeah. . .buh dah record has been beatinq by an0da quy!

MaysFinest:
Remind me again why u aren't dead yet?

cux u neva die nah

[quote author= 'Have u eaten'?
abi I lie?[/quote] n0pe u nur lie

Crazy people littered everywhere. Smh

let them b l0ve and there was titanic

The hamattan dey qain strenqht o

Who is feeling the outcome of nothern and western wind colliding to form the gazy hamattan at his/her area?

Puhahaha. . . Lah unlimited cheat the quy dey use take qet (gbs) nawa o! The qirl lah idiot shall o, make she vex tell the boy stop!

Puhahaha. . . Lah unlimited cheat the quy dey use take qet (gbs) nawa o! The qirl lah idiot shall o

firstking01:
says who?, or ur enjoyin d stuff. Shey u knw ur committing d sin of inbreeding

i din't do anythinq

kolexepana:
They are doing you Better go for deliverance

Hmmm

ghost08:
So wot ar u waitin for? Make love to her already.

hmm. . ßad advice