₦airaland Forum

duduade:
Thank God you know you are stu....pid. .. In short both of you. ..
Na your parents I pity. ...

ur father

firstking01:
Op, relocate, yes, look for a way and relocate, so u guys wnt be seeing each other. Btw, u both are stewpid i swear.

ßuh dat ain't possible

PrimeMinisterr:
now this is , as fake as fake.

woheva

(Episode 3)
As our church galary na upstairs, na i look towards dat direction, i see choir mistress dey direct me make i come upstairs, as i climb up, she say make i sit down na i sit, na she start to dy tell me say she want mke i join choir say dem like my voice. I just keep quiet becus i too dy shy, she con tell me 'brother pascal' use your voice to work for God, but for my mind i think say she want make i sex her, na i hiss telam say i go join on one condition.
Choir mistress con ask me which condition, na i telam say i go like kiss her, i be dy shy ooo but as her body con be like mercy johnson own with her tight clothes wey she dy like wear, she con laugh and tel me say she look like a mother to me but i ignore that word na i kiss her. She immediatly push me and left furiously. Me con reason say i don spoil show na i decide say i must join this choir so i fit continue my invasion. Episode 4 will be posted later.

(Episode 2)
As i wan tel una my story, abeg make una bear with me ooo becus na true fiction . I no say some boys go dey imagine dem selves as me and some girls go dy pray make their guys be like me.
One sunday morning, i just tire so my mama nd papa with my 2 siblings just go church leave me becus i neva wake up. Wen dem cum back, my brother begin tell me say choir mistress ask of me say make i cum church by 4pm today say she get message for me, As me don dy observe say dis choir mistress don dy eye me since na i smile gve my brother. By 4pm, i con just bath, rub that my looking good cream and just roll my 'all day' rollon, na i wear my dem boyz shirt with my white rugged jeans and my white airmax(abeg make una reason this my dressing, e no bam?) na i board taxi so dat i no go sweat, b4 i reach church.
when i reach church, no body dey church, na me con think say she go don wait for me tire. As i con vex wan dey go house, na i hear one kind sweet voice from the inner galary, guess wetin i see.

My name is pascal..... I am tall, average slim with my pacs which attract girls especially when i am on body fitted clothes. As my eye con blue wey make my guys nickname me as 'seduct' and girls dy call me philipines.
I con chocolate join and i con dy train my hair like korede bello hair be.
I con get justine beiber voice wey make even my church choir mistress dey like see me after church service.
Wetin con make girls like me na becus my brain dey hot like mad and even teachers dy like use me dy give example for class.
The thing wey con spoil my show na be say i no sabi approach girl.

Bekwarra:
Well I have nothing to tell you. If you are through with your twin sister, move to your mother and probably your grandma should be next. Oloriburuku omo ale eranko jatijati omo abi pabe, omo po bi osan.

Hmm. . .qat no word to classify you!

starlily001:
and you call urself jesussaves. as a Christian am ashamed of you. so he should commit suicide because he z a sinner bah, so who will Jesus now save? Op if ure saying d truth nd not just looking for attention, ask God for forgivness likewise your sister. Avoid being alone wif her and detest from speaking lustfuly with her. and get urself a gf, its d best u can do now

owk. . I bouqht the advice!

Bekwarra:
For every good thing there is a bad side. Mary Slessor see wetin you cause.

hmm. . .GOÐ purnish u dia! Funny ßuh nadt funny

Dotnie00:
Pervert everywhere!
Receive healing!!!

amen!!

GalzLuvYomy:
Hmmmm just Help urself bro Cos If mummy or daddy catch una ehn..''Danqer'' by P-square qo be the sound track 4 D drama wey qo happen

Hmmm

Aristokells24:
wetin u wan hear? Make we tell u not to abi? U don de use groundnut oil de drink garri.... Suck her punnie first bfor u screw her..... Id!ot

wish y0' dsame. . .please am serious

My name is Pascal and my twinnie's name is Pascaline, we are still teenagers just 17yrs. This issue i call stupidity started a month ago when we were home alone then we both were kinda talkinq about lustful thinqs. . .then next thinq was we were kissing and i touched her breast and heard it. We were not too far from havinq sex when we both just resolved that we shouldn't do it because is an abomination. But since then we've been kissing on many occasions and am sure the worst miqht happen soon. Please Nairalanderz help me with your advice to help end this evil.

Lots of them mostly female

My guy u fvcked up. . . U would have rejected with ßrain and told her that in the real sense oaths ain't g00d, any little mistake can curse damages. U could av also threw points like "u kn0' humans ain't perfect so i miqht n0t be perfect en0uqh to keep oath, we both want a better future and we shudn't brinq whats qonna stop us.
My guy qo and apologize tew her ohh becus u ain't qona find any1 like her for decade.

I zoom tire with mah gionee p2 ah nur siqht any qhost. .

To all the cultist in the hood. . .abeq stop and pullout from cultism and u wud be saved all the distruction and shame!

bercarray:
yeeparipa!!!,d galfrnd sef be lyk no ma dear,i'm not doing,wen has it nw reach ds size,anyway did u knw suarez was awarded with dz

lmaooo. . .weyrey. . . Nah u award am??

Jim rocks. . .Ðßanj sucks

Manweysabi:
You just spoilt my day with this...

common Getaway. . .mt.chew gerara'ere ja'e.

ClassCaptain:
thatinsincereChic... I saw Your last post.

I am also a Writer..And I know at times u can get frustrated ..But the way we handle Frustration is what matters.....

.....

class captain i throw salute o. . . I neva jam any of your tori aqain, am h0pinq tew encouter 1 sumday. . . .u nd suspense too dey ja'e. . . Hail u o

Kai. . . I hail the Ø.Þ. .ßuh i hate suspense like hell. . . . . . . Aßeq complete this story b4 i kpoke ur {V-jayjay} now o(in my nauqhtiest tone)

Kai. .those days wen we qo buy g00dy g00dy dey do pass ourself. . . We qo brinq computa qame cum school, nah #10 to play 1-game. . Hehehe! Childh00d nd school days nii

He's a great man indeed destined for greatness. He did so many wonders
1. He made us achieve africa biggest economy.
2. He brouqht up the you win and sure-p which did many great things.
3. He started the auto mobile manufacturing actualisation in nigeria.
4. Because of his respect 4 the nigerian citizens, he did not allowed heads to row in the nations general elections.
5. His agric policies made the prize of food especially rice to fall during xmas.
6. During his time the nations arm forces produce some millitary hardware which was the 1st time ever in the nation.
7. He made the pressid scholarship achieve greater heiqht which was a plus 4 the nation.
And lot more menh lets give kudos to the G.E.J bcux his the best jare.

jenyfah:
Don't Laugh alone! Dem say Boko Haram don poison beans after I buy half bag for house. From the one wey I cook, I give my dog, Bingo, make im first test am. 45mins later, bingo still dey waka, dey jolly. Na im I come chop my own. After I don chop finish, my gateman run come tel me say bingo don die, hey! I run enter house, begin drink full gallon of palm oil for my belle, chop 22 bitter kola wit 3 long bitter leaf stem, chop walnuts with the shell no time to crack, swallow moringa with aloe vera as treatment combo. Garlic and onions be like sweet for my mouth. I come dey sweat as if na oven be my bedroom. I dey think say my life don finish. I come outside. Na im gate man com they tell me say the driver wey kill bingo wan come beg me! If na u, wetin u go do the gate man? Don't laugh alone.........

my guy E nur funny! So i cant lauqh!!

She dey nack egovine 2.4.7 a day[color=#550000]

I qat your points but with the current situation can nigeria survive the mess because the biafrians are eating deep daily

Ah don edit am since jare. . .my mind nur count that area o.

What lies the fate of the GIANT OF AFRICA??
We are now seeing various challenges and problems arising from almost all angles of the nation. We are hearing/seeing the action of:
1) ßiafra
2) ßoko haram
3) Fulani herdsmen(stylishly)
And probably M.E.N.D miqht startup their own campaign of breaking out again. Coupled with the statement which i refer to as a curse from Fedrich lord luggard, who gave nigeria a life span of 100years in unity, though we can't certainly predict the future,
If ßiafra annouces final break-away it would be bloody maybe causing another civil war but all am going to say is that God would help this nation to achieve the spirit of unity and adhere to equity and prosperity shall be our santity for enternity
|SO HELP US GOD|.
GOD BLESS NIGERIA.

Uhm!. . . I dont understand the last sentence.

Hmm. . .All what am qonna say is a short prayer. Because am not in support of nigerian division and tribalism either my prayer is that "Oh God use this biafra issue to cause a turn around of this nation to Oneness, super unity and greatness. Let it cause a wind of change and transformation of the nation for the achievement of the best ever to be achieved in the planet through re-thoughts of unity. But as for abduljabber you are a big fool for been a rascist and a tribalist. Think of how to reunite the nation and not to add salt to the injury, take your time and be warned. Please biafrans don't cause another civil 'WAR' for it would be deadly please maintain peace and orderliness and the best would be achieved "long live the federal republic of nigeria, long live united nigerians" Amen.