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ikeepitreal:
Oya je ka korin, korin pelu .
I'm sorry, the song is playing in my head.

He can! By showering her with affection

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Ehehehehehhehhehehehehhehehh. My first FTC ever on nairaland. Well, I dedicate it to
Pink cadillacs
Russel the love muscle
Boogy harry
RIP eldo mr hoozoo
Grand shikwane
Shibabado shibaabo
And I can't forget kick ass kenny mainstry
Cause now I'm in the mainstream, I f*uck with the A team. Out.

cyril83:
That was what ojukwu the coward used to lure ibos into war against the govt which now made them outcast in their country.

Ikemba will forever be remembered for the calamity he brought upon his people.

Mubbyleey:
I dn die... Anyways wetn we no go cee 4 dis country.
Shits like dis always cum from south south or south east.

donodion:
Hmmmmm IBO's.

oneeast:
It can only be imo state. That aside the population of the state is over 75% prostitutes. That why you can hardly find any sane person raising a family in Owerre.

pretydiva:
Ukwu of life ..love dis gal 2 d moon n back

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nabiswake:
10 Romantic SMS Messages To Send To Your Loved One On Valentine’s Day.

♥ ♥ ♥ Valentine’s Day ♥ ♥ ♥

1. Hey! Do you know what I just noticed? Cute has U in the middle! No wonder I found you so sweet and special all along. Happy Valentine’s Day!

2. My days and nights are spent thinking of you. My dreams have come true now that you are in my life. Happy Valentine’s Day!

3. In life, love is never planned, nor does it happen for a reason. But when love is real, it becomes your plan for life and reason for living. Happy Valentine’s Day my love. MORE>>>
http://www.nabiswa.com/romantic-sms-messages-send-loved-one-valentine-s-day/

crazysaint:
Is fact that am one of those guy that can't do without sex, a week without sex is like am a dead being. Yesterday i was sexually arouse, i need a Bleep seriously, i pickup my phone and called my g.f, she said she's not coming being that she knows what i want her for, despite my plea she said she's not coming, i giveup. What came next to my mind was masturbation, i went to the bathroom, i rob soap allover my d*ck, i start robbing it gently, damn it! was not all that sweet, but just to make this ere'ction stop.

As i was going on this act, my telivision was on, and at this point Pastor Abel Damina, of power city was preaching, one of my ear was listening to his preaching the other ear was concentrating on what i was doing. The pastor was preaching on three thing that destroyed the world, which are :
1. Homosexuality
2. Lesbianism and
3. Self services

when the pastor mention the last one, it hit me like a bomb, my hand weak immediately and my di'ck weak. I wash myself thoroughly and went out of the bathroom.
And the pastor began to tell the danger and the the judgement that whoever practices this three things will face, he said some sins are likely to be forgiven but that of selfservice will not be forgiven. The sermon was so touching, majority of the congregation was crying already, then i know that most teenagers are guilty of this three things. I make a vow not to engage in such devilish act again. Hell is not a good place to spend enternity!

krall:
because life begins at forthy.

iceberylin:
Get a Range rover.....
Only a mad woman will friendzofne u...

kayciano:
Make uh na leave LADIES ALONE naaaaa
Its really unbecoming...