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Foreign AffairsRe: Hamza Bin Laden Is Dead! Son Of Osama Bin Laden Dies by patchsk(f): 10:24pm On Jul 31, 2019
Jakumo:
Good riddance to an ugly virgin hunter who will rot in hell and get no virgins there in hell, or anywhere else.

That scumbag was probably poisoned by the CIA or bombed to kingdom-come by a drone.

Regardless of how that towel-head was neutralized, it is a very good deal that he is dead as a door-nail and buried like a pesky rat.
How do you guys learn to comment in this manner?

Nwamaikpe is on my mind.

Good one there from you.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Visits Family Of Precious Owolabi Killed In Shiites Protest (pics) by patchsk(f): 9:47pm On Jul 28, 2019
Bolustical:
Was GEJ, your hero, giving it to Yaradua then as e dey hot?

He was even worse, Turai and the cabal made him a newspaper reading VP.

Osinbajo, an errand boy who signed budget, fired DSS and SGF.

GEJ was only sipping Burukutu, nothing more.
Extremely silly talk
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Visits Family Of Precious Owolabi Killed In Shiites Protest (pics) by patchsk(f): 9:46pm On Jul 28, 2019
TIGRITIS:
[s][/s]
Call him all the names you like, that is the same position Peter obi desperatey sought but to no avail.
I doubt if you are qualified to lace the shoes of this "errand boy"
Silly talk
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Visits Family Of Precious Owolabi Killed In Shiites Protest (pics) by patchsk(f): 9:43pm On Jul 28, 2019
Abiboss:
You are such a senseless goat who has been surreptitiously brain washed by your slave master Mazi Nnamdi kanu
Very silly talk
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Visits Family Of Precious Owolabi Killed In Shiites Protest (pics) by patchsk(f): 9:43pm On Jul 28, 2019
FatherBona:
[s][/s]this made sense to you?
Silly talk
RomanceRe: Joystick Enlargement :- Ann Effective Method by patchsk(f): 3:17pm On Jul 27, 2019
Show better photos please
PoliticsRe: Governor Fayemi Reinstates Kolawole Olaiya, TUC Boss Removed By Fayose by patchsk(f): 11:27pm On Jul 24, 2019
seguntijan:
ANAMBRA + EDO = 301,140 votes produced four Ministers.
KATSINA = 1,232,133 votes produced only one Minister.
Nepotism!

Nobody will shout marginalisation now,even when Katsina the presidents home state is being marginalised.
almost a million cows.

Bro, one southerner is = 65 notherners.
PoliticsRe: Toni Braxton Hugs Lai Mohammed And Emefiele (Photo) by patchsk(f): 6:20pm On Jul 17, 2019
sarrki:
Hmmm wailers have a new topic this week
I wonder weda you're ok.

What's with the compulsive obsession with people who are better than you eons ahead?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Drivers Rush To Grab Free ₦63m In Cash After Armored Truck's Door Opened Georgia by patchsk(f): 6:27pm On Jul 11, 2019
Basher8583:
olodo. The currency is serialised. You spend it you enter more trouble
Accursed be thou, oh cunt which brotheth 4th thine progeny up here.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Drivers Rush To Grab Free ₦63m In Cash After Armored Truck's Door Opened Georgia by patchsk(f): 5:29pm On Jul 11, 2019
Nonsense.
Empty threat.

If I took $2.5k and return 1k dollars. Won't I be praised?

****in GEJ voice***

Even America will not know.
RomanceRe: She Is Pregnant With Twins But I Honestly Don't Want To Marry Her. by patchsk(f): 4:56am On Jul 07, 2019
daddytime:
Judging from your narrative, it is safe to say the young girl is a 'beauty without brains' whatever that means, and I'm sure her beauty was what got you hooked before you tasted the pie and subsequently realized she wasn't so smart.

Bro, I'm going to be straight up with you like I always do man...Selfish and self-centered is what you are (in bold).

You never hear say meat wey person no dey chop say him no suppose use teeth share am?

Oh because she was pretty, undemanding and mgbekeish, you decided to hold on to her, leading her on, and only started being honest to her about your plans when you had started making your travel plans and thus realized she'd be too local for your new status?

My bro, if that girl were my sister, and you had the effrontery to come to my house to spill what you just did here, you wouldn't have been able to use that visa of yours, and I'd have personally aborted the pregnancy with my bare hands. What insult.

If she's not good enough for you to wife, she shouldn't have been good enough for you to dickk and of course mother your baby(s).

This is even worse than a baby mama thingy, this is a baby factory one.

All the story about you making it clear to her that you won't be marrying her are just some cunning silly afterthoughts of a chronic user who had a game plan from the get-go.

There's something I'll tell you now if you like take am if you no like leave am.

I just hope and pray you won't come back looking for and begging this lady in the future and by what time it'd have been late already because you'd pay for your bid to selfishly destroy this young girl's life and dump her. For whom I ask after one o'clock?

Look around you and you'd find examples of cases like this where the man would come begging after years when his recompense would have been served steamy hot.

You no see GEJ and PEJ? How you see dem upon say PEJ dey break bottle with English?

You had better retraced your step, my friend, learn to love that babe, marry her and start a family with her or else you go regret am o.

Forget all these your later later excuses abeg
Thanks for your comment.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Spotted Working In His Office Today by patchsk(f): 8:45am On Jul 02, 2019
This man in that picture is a bloodsucking lean ass murderer...


He is illiterate and barely knows anything beyond oil and and islam!
TravelRe: How Can I Best Pass My U.S Visa Interview? by patchsk(f): 8:35pm On Jul 01, 2019
It's true and unarguable that Buhari is a bigoted old phool.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Takes Over Nigerian Navy Base On Lake Chad - Sahara Reporters by patchsk(f): 2:31pm On Jun 30, 2019
Last to comment.

Buhari is a phool.

I won't say more.
CelebritiesRe: Wale Jana Apologises To The Public And Has Promised To Be More Sensitive. by patchsk(f): 7:45am On Jun 29, 2019
An idiot has spoken.
CelebritiesRe: Ese Walter Who Also Publicly Accused Pastor Fatoyinbo Of Rape Speaks by patchsk(f): 7:39am On Jun 29, 2019
Twoclans:
Why do I have this funny feeling this pastor rapes for diabolical reasons.The guy is fine, getting a woman to make love to him can hardly be an issue for him even while he was broke. If the accusations are real and he actually rapes up and down then it must be for diabolical reasons. Regardless rape is BAD. angry
Thanks and God bless you.

You have said my mind.

Example:

How come he lands that early to her house?

How come the girl was frozen and could not resist him despite her high level of spirituality?

How come her sister remained frozen upstairs and remained unaware?

How come Pastor Cosa left and came with Krest already opened?


How come the audacity of the pastor toplan sex even at his own home and the numb perception from the wife?

Why the serial abuse, to the knowledge of his pastors and no backlash?

Why is he from a cult background?


Why does he keep soaring despite the scandals?

What gave him the confidence that the victims sister or anyone else won't come downstairs.

How about the command tone in the demand for sex?

This guy is evil.

Thanks for your comment.

You inspire me and to God, I believe he does this for a diabolical purpose!
PoliticsRe: Ministerial Appointment: Amaechi Raises Alarm Over Planned Campaign Of Calumny by patchsk(f): 5:56pm On Jun 27, 2019
The wicked flee though no one pursues, but the righteous are as bold as a lion.

Proverbs 28:1
PoliticsRe: Adebo Ogundoyin's First Official Sitting As Oyo Assembly Speaker (Photos) by patchsk(f): 2:43pm On Jun 27, 2019
Bolustical:
[s][/s]

Na dem.

People whose governors bought up with kerosene.

They never see good in the progress of others.
I thought you're dead?

Oh, sorry, it's Hungerbad.

Oh, death...

Why?

Why miss target?
HealthRe: Desist From Using Ordinary Water For Hand-washing After Defecation – Unicef Warn by patchsk(f): 2:37pm On Jun 27, 2019
post=79716941:
Let us share some of the things we learnt about handwashing in our medical experience, maybe we will save someone's life.

7 Steps To Wash Your Hands Properly

Step 1 - Wet your hands and apply enough soap (coin size).

Step 2 - Rub your palms together.

Step 3 - Rub the back of each hand.

Step 4 - Rub both your hands while interlocking your fingers.

Step 5 - Rub the back of your fingers.

Step 5 - Rub the tips of your fingers.

Step 6 - Rub your thumbs and the ends of your wrists.

Step 7 - Rinse your hands with running water before closing the tap/faucet with toilet paper.




Make a habit to wash your hands 
before and after eating,
after playing outdoors,
after using toilets,
after sneezing or coughing,
before and after being around with someone who is ill.

It may seem a small gesture but it has a big impact in ensuring you stay healthy.

From all of us @ : HEALTH IS WEALTH
Meaningless post from a queer character!
PoliticsRe: Speaker Gbajabiamila Bowed To Bola Tinubu, Reno Omokri Reacts by patchsk(f): 7:51am On Jun 26, 2019
RichBoy247:
Legislature and Executive are not supposed to be enemies. Enemies don't progress together. Buhari is a religion, so everybody bows for him, even his enemies bow for him. Did you see people do that for Obasanjo, Yar'Adua or Goatluck? Respect is not given, it is earned. Buhari and Tinubu have earned theirs.

Ambode that refusal to bow initially, he ended up prostrating but his prostration was rejected and he was thrown out from a fast moving train.
I cringe when some subhumans open their mouth.

Tufiakwa.
PoliticsRe: After Chief Justice, Who Is Next In Ranking? by patchsk(f): 10:40pm On Jun 23, 2019
Depute senate president
PoliticsRe: Man Picked Up By Helicopter After Being Stuck In Lagos/benin Expressway Traffic by patchsk(f): 10:34pm On Jun 23, 2019
Levels dey
CrimeRe: Undergraduate Cut Off His Manhood, Dies - Obinna Oke (Disturbing Photo) by patchsk(f): 1:55pm On Jun 19, 2019
Good for him
PoliticsRe: Mathew Manoso Ndagoso To Buhari: 'You don't have the capacity to govern' by patchsk(f): 11:29pm On Jun 18, 2019
Oszy:
The way Buhari kept contesting for the position of presidency since 2003, ordinarily, one will think he is a man with the vision, desire to lead and deliver the country from travails with his master plan. What will Buhari be remembered for?
Absolutely nothing!
PoliticsRe: Nsukka People Are Not Igbos, See Why by patchsk(f): 10:45am On Jun 13, 2019
NNEWIsuper:
I visited that northern Nsukka only to find out that the people are not actually igbos, more than half speak igala and the few that also speak Igbo learnt Igbo from neighboring town....this is the secret no one wants you to know unless you're there yourself


Also, they have a very huge Muslim population which no one will tell u, check Enugu-ezike, ibagwa...most are muslims

come to Uzo-uwani and see a huge and thick Fulani settlement far growing more than the natives..fact is this, if Fulani herdsmen want to overrun Nsukka in a week is 100% possible with the number of Fulanis in Uzo-uwani alone...those who know what I'm saying can collaborate
Nne gi there.

In fact, at' ne g'.
PoliticsRe: Why I Contested Against Omo-agege At The Eleventh Hour - Ekweremadu by patchsk(f): 5:44pm On Jun 11, 2019
richmind2019:
you cannot win because your region is not relevant in nigeria politics
Ötü nnei
CelebritiesRe: Chinyere Wilfred Shares Throwback Photo by patchsk(f): 4:39pm On Jun 11, 2019
Chukwurah003:
But now it is the PDP that is full of actors trying to deceive the gullible with calculated actions. Yeye
Ibü nnö anü ovïa!
AutosRe: 2018 Toyota AVALON ,extremely Clean And Fresh,for Sale Or Swap by patchsk(f): 9:04am On Jun 11, 2019
Allah VON
HealthRe: Which Swallow Would You Recommend For A Diabetic by patchsk(f): 7:58am On Jun 11, 2019
If you're igbo, use Okpa akwörö akwö.

It's like semo.

Bean based.

Too healthy.

My mum and I are diabetic and we use it.

Too good.

Ökpa is ground pea in English.
PoliticsRe: Osun Governorship: Supreme Court Names Five-man Panel, Fixes Date For Hearing by patchsk(f): 8:48pm On Jun 08, 2019
Peacecore:
Olodo u no read am. 17th is d day for judgement but for hearing
Olodo, what have you said.?
EducationRe: Martin Nwankwo, IMSU Professor Celebrates Birthday With Kegite Club In Owerri by patchsk(f): 2:31pm On Jun 08, 2019
stephenduru:
Prof. Martin U Nwankwo, the Dean Student Affairs IMSU, a very KARID Chief,Chief 419 ILYA IMOBRASKA celebrated his birthday with Kegite members in Owerri.The birthday celebration was attended by the IMSU Vice Chancellor Prof. Victoria Adaobi Obasi and others.See more photos below

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2019/06/professor-martin-nwankwo-of-imsu.html
Steve O.

How far now?

I no see you again for that our place for Dhamija.

You still dey town so?
PoliticsRe: Buhari Is A Bastar.d by patchsk(f): 11:53am On Jun 01, 2019
Yeah.
You right.

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