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PoliticsRe: Kachikwu Secures Full Oil Minister Status, Roles As Northern Cabal Kicks Against by pato1(m): 7:51am On May 18, 2017
Ones man fall bring rise to another man....
Life is interesting
EducationRe: JAMB Releases 2017 UTME Results For Second Batch by pato1(m): 7:49am On May 18, 2017
I pray for my friends to pass 201 in Jesus name... Good luck to those still writing...
EducationRe: The Cambridge Black Boys’ Photo That Went Viral! Mostly Nigerians by pato1(m): 8:35am On May 10, 2017
If wishes were tree, I will live on trees like my cousins, Monkeys....
Cambridge, porridge, bridge, leveridge etc
CrimeRe: Missing Female Ekiti State University Student (Photos) by pato1(m): 11:13am On May 09, 2017
May D Lord protect and reunite her back to her family,
Am using the 82 chibok girls as a point of Contact to reach her anywhere they are hiding her or she is hiding herself. Come back home
CelebritiesRe: Bbnaija: Efe And Don Jazzy In The Studio (Photo) by pato1(m): 9:35am On May 09, 2017
Bigger u Efe, When God picks up your call na loke loke lomalo
RomanceRe: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by pato1(m): 9:30am On May 09, 2017
TSOM:
You conversed intimately frequently enough for her to reveal her true age (women do not reveal their true ages until they get really comfortable with you).

You made no mention of her relationship status and kids which supposedly means she's unattached.

You are likely a sexually-liberal person who's open with his sexuality; hence, you must have given her reasons to make a play at you with lower chances of rejection.

If you still need advice about an issue which is clear-cut then you're having second thoughts which means you aren't the moral lighthouse you're trying to project yourself as.
You have said it all bro
RomanceRe: Can You Marry Someone Your Sibling Or Friend Once Dated? by pato1(m): 5:08pm On May 06, 2017
Bumbae1:
Nope
Trust me wont work out smiley
Besides it's like taking someones left overs ....


For example :
Your friend is sitting next to you drinking garri (garri is the female his dating)
He spits inside this garri .. blow catar inside .. put pepper put salt in this same bowl of garri
now he drops the bowl of garri said his done
Will you eat out of that same bowl??

So all girls who have been used and left is liken to a bowl of garri that has catar inside .. put pepper put salt in this same bowl of garri... God

Now some random person can walk in ask
Na who get garri
His free to eat it .. has no knowledge whats gone into that garri
Though he may find out eventually ..

Do you get my point huh
It's the knowing smiley
CareerRe: Michael Okpara University Moves To Sack 460 Workers by pato1(m): 7:23am On May 06, 2017
Things are getting worst everyday... More sacking calls for more crimes...
CrimeRe: Cherubim & Seraphim Pastor Caught With Human Head, Buffalo Horn & Charms In Oyo by pato1(m): 6:47am On May 06, 2017
Most christains, are only deceiving themselves.
If you want to b a herbalist, be a herbalist, if you want to serve God, serve God.
EducationRe: Stress And Medical School by pato1(m): 12:35pm On May 01, 2017
Wonderful piece... Its not easy afterall.... Doctors una dey try sha
TV/MoviesRe: 3 Idiots - 2017 Nollywood Movie Thriller - YET FILMS by pato1(m): 6:11pm On Apr 21, 2017
Like seriously
CrimeRe: Fulani Herdsmen Kill Tiv Farmer In Benue, Youths Block Road (Photos) by pato1(m): 4:25pm On Apr 20, 2017
Nothing we no go see ooo
HealthRe: Lagos Investigates Portuguese Wife’s Death After Childbirth In Hospital (photo) by pato1(m): 9:48am On Apr 04, 2017
A country where the lives of a foreigner is of utmost value that their own citizen
Welcome to Naija
EventsRe: Kenyan Millionaire Javan Bidogo Wed's Two Friends Same Weekend. See Photos by pato1(m): 9:16am On Mar 31, 2017
realjoker:
Please enough of this Kenya stereotypes. It is getting stale already or are Nigerians bloggers getting paid for all this stereotypes?
As much as bad things are happening in Kenya good things are also happening.

#balancereportage
What are u waiting for?
Talk about the good things to counter the bad things
CultureRe: Olori Ola Adeyemi Builds House For Her Mother (Photos) by pato1(m): 8:54am On Mar 31, 2017
I hope to make my mum proud too...
BusinessRe: AMCON Hands Over Keystone Bank To New Investors by pato1(m): 7:44am On Mar 27, 2017
Hope my money is safe ooo...
No matter how little it might be...
It's my money
CrimeRe: 16-Year-Old Boy Shot Dead By Policeman In Imo. Graphic Photos by pato1(m): 3:21pm On Mar 25, 2017
All this police men are so annoying...
That's Y I don't greet them at all if I see them on the way...
Except u aren't putting on that uniform... Sleep well boi
RomanceRe: Lagos Babe Who Gets Angry When Ugly Ladies Succeed More Than Her by pato1(m): 8:41am On Mar 21, 2017
She needs brain format and a new software installed
RomanceRe: This Lady Says She's A 'semi Virgin' & Wants To Know If She Should Give Her Man by pato1(m): 6:01pm On Mar 20, 2017
Stop deceiving urself madam.... U aren't a virgin
Telling us he is asking and u are scared is foolishness to me.... U gave ur first half and u weren't scared ooo
Now u are scared to give this one the rest...
U try
CelebritiesRe: Ejine Okoroafor: "My Big Boobs Are Not A Burden" by pato1(m): 5:47pm On Mar 20, 2017
Says who?
With all the distractions you are causing in the mind of the youths
You need serious deliverance in that chest
Christianity EtcRe: What Death Looks Like. Though Alive, I Went There. by pato1(m): 3:17pm On Mar 12, 2017
This is only an immagination and not a true story
CelebritiesRe: The Video: 2face Cancels The National Protest He Planned [ 2baba Tuface Idibia ] by pato1(m): 1:36am On Feb 05, 2017
I pity this country, how I wish fella can rise up from his sleep and give us more of his music, I think I need em to cool my nerve. His children can't continue from where he stopped and certainly 2 face don't have such courage to lead any protest. Shame on our Government, shame on all this blood tasty politician and shame on 2 face who raised the hope of Nigerians and killed it with some mins video.
RomanceRe: Ladies, This Is The Kind Of Guy You Should Stop Wasting Time With by pato1(m): 2:28pm On Feb 04, 2017
HateU2:
pa pa pa pa pa

Stop wasting time with a guy that won't introduce you to his FAF
Stop wasting time with NL guys grin grin
I hope u are keeping up to your signature, don't tell us what u aren't doing oll and I wonder what NL guys did 2 u, hope it isn't gilting sha
RomanceRe: 106-year-old Woman Gets Engaged To Her 66-year-old Lover, Becomes Oldest Fiancée by pato1(m): 7:35pm On Feb 03, 2017
ehix89:
How can she stand two rounds of rough doggyhuh?
I doubt If she planning to do that. She just got her dreams fulfilled that's all
PoliticsRe: If A Nobody Contests Against Buhari In 2019, Buhari Will Lose – Fayose by pato1(m): 11:10am On Jan 19, 2017
if anyone can contest with buhari come 2019 and win, I think MNANDI KALU should be brought from prison to contest with. if he wins then the Igbo people's mind well be at peace. Then they will plan to sale Naija to Foreigners I believe.
PoliticsRe: How Nigerian Soldiers At The Battlefield Communicate With Their Commanders. PICS by pato1(m): 3:12pm On Dec 31, 2016
When did whatsapp enter Naija. Y are u guys giving false propaganda. Hmmmm
RomanceRe: When You Found Out That The Girl You Want To Marry Is A Porn Addict by pato1(m): 1:22pm On Dec 09, 2016
O
PoisonedOne:
What's your business with what she keeps in her phone? She is mature enough to know what she wants. She keeps them on her phone in order to save her mb; you watch yours online and delete the Brower histories. Now tell me between the both of you who is more economical considering the economic situation we're in?

I find it hard to believe your story though. How can you be dating someone for some few months and only discovered now that she hoards por.n on her phone? And how many guys would make such fuss out of such?
Guy u must be talking out of experience, I love that part that u said, u watch ur own online and delete the history, cos am guilty of that and she downloads hers to save mb.... Nice 1 but leaving it in my phone makes me a bad guy_, watching online makes a cool nigger
SportsRe: Unpaid Allowances: Dalung Meets Super Falcons Players (Pics) by pato1(m): 12:43pm On Dec 09, 2016
Next time if they don't pay all your allawy don't go and represent period
RomanceRe: 120-Year-Old Hindu Virgin Who Claims He’s Lived This Long Because Of Lack Of Sex by pato1(m): 12:30pm On Dec 09, 2016
TINALETC3:
No big deal, I jst admire ur age, wish 2 get dere 2,age wt grace grandpa
I wish 2 see u get there looking like a Statue,scared to look at the mirror. Lol
PoliticsRe: Rivers Rerun Election: INEC Materials Arrive (Photos) by pato1(m): 12:23pm On Dec 09, 2016
What are they really re-running for?
PhonesRe: My Experience In Computer Village, Ikeja Yesterday by pato1(m): 12:20pm On Dec 09, 2016
Brunel:
My experience is one I can never forget.
While still serving, I saved up to get a Blackberry Q5.
I had helped one other person buy and I insisted to the person NEVER to go to computer village but instead to go to a shop. I ensured the person spent extra money in getting the Q5 from a major dealer than from a shop in computer village.
Time to buy my own, I rehearsed every possible outcome. I have never been scammed in all my life and that day wasn't gonna be the first......or so I thought.
I entered major dealers shops with the intention of knowing the exact price of the phone.
What made me enter this shop I will never know. Saw a red Q5 on the table and asked how much it was, they told me and I found out it was about three thousand naira cheaper..........(Brunel three thousand naira cheaper, smh) than the official brand new price in the popular major dealers.
I tested EVERYTHING!!!! every key, every setting, I set up the phone in the shop, charged it up, transferred data with bluetooth, made and received calls, sms......every single thing (I'm sure of this because I had a check list).
After every check, I walked gallantly holding tight to my new investment, the proof to show my alawi savings.
My brothers and sisters, the next day I wan type, I press letter 'v' na 'g' I see. I noticed that the same issue happened with letters 'x,c,b and alt' .......because I had the receipt of the phone as proof of payment and an audio recording I went back to the shop and my ordeal began. I was turned left, right and centre, the man I met even accused me of dropping the phone in water and that I damaged it, I had to show him my old phone that had a broken screen but I still used it. Long and short story, currently I have the fufu sorry phone as a reminder in my museum never to buy from computer village again.
That place is full of fraudsters, it's sad.
*wiping my tears......console me not!!*
U are only a prey that will fall into another hands even in another market, wise up bro and don't b smarter than yourself any1 can fall mugu even those selling in computer village
CultureRe: Siddika Lamido To Wed Abubakar Umar Kurfi (Photos) by pato1(m): 12:14pm On Dec 09, 2016
Saammiee:
true bross...they really value their own children more than others...always wanting d best for them with little or no regards to their subjects
Just like they value their pot bellies more than Naija... Na there way

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