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Career / Re: How Much Is A 'good' Salary In Nigerian Private Sector Employment by patoballistic: 7:52am On Oct 01, 2023
Curse777:
350 to 500

What Police pay

This is the old salary before you start spreading fake information
Politics / Re: Soludo to BAT: SE got Best Ministerial Positions, despite Giving you Least Votes by patoballistic: 4:12am On Sep 11, 2023
SmartPolician:
Soludo don become asslicker. Dude will decamp to APC after 8 years as governor.

Someone actually needs to teach him that ministerial slots are constitutional requirements!

However, it is not a constitutional requirement to give one of the most important portfolios to a specific region. For SouthEast to get the Ministry of Works means Tinubu who can do the job not tribal-centric.
Politics / Re: 83% Of Presidential And NASS Results Has Be Uploaded On INEC's Portal by patoballistic: 10:26am On Mar 02, 2023
Can you hear yourself. How did you expect him to compare all polling unit result before announcing the results.

AbdulMagaji:
Look at you


Those result sheets where supposed to be uploaded immediately and directly from the various poling units after counting.


Before the INEC chairman announces a result for each state, he is supposed to verify the figures uploaded with the manual submitted.



That's why over a 100 billion were allocated to him for the job.


His job is done once in 4 years!



If he wasn't fit to do the job, he should have opted out.




It's not by force to be INEC chairman.




Look at how our leaders are disgracing us both home and abroad. Nigerians are just watching helplessly.



Just Common counting of units and result tally, Nigeria couldn't get it right.



What task is there in adding up the results uploaded and verifying it with what each state chairman submitted?



There are Nigerian lecturers, professors who are far older than the INEC chairman in universities. This lecturers teaches, marks and grades over 1000 students on a particular course. They record this results and also upload them online while they are been paid peanuts.



Now tell me why INEC with all the hundreds of billions with the only task of a credible presidential election could not tally up the figures uploaded by each LGA in Nigeria.



Greatest yahoo yahoo of all time in Nigeria history
Romance / Re: Men, Do Not Lose A Good Woman!!! by patoballistic: 11:37am On Feb 12, 2022
Nyascobar1414:
All w*men are poison...
Brothers, chose your poison well!

Chose your poison that has antidote

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Family / Re: Should I Tell My Dad That My Step-brother Is Not His Son ? by patoballistic: 2:20pm On Oct 14, 2021
Then it will be thank you for killing your father

Juliusmomoh:


I know am his legitimate son... My problem now is, what if i tell him and this old man died out of surprise?
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Guys Always Think They Were Rejected 'cause They're Broke. by patoballistic: 6:11pm On Oct 10, 2021
The first factor of being rejected by a lady nowadays is because you are broke.

How can a lady say you are handsome, smart, and all good things, the ending sentence is but I can't date you

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NYSC / Re: Corper Gives Birth In Bayelsa NYSC Orientation Camp (Photo) by patoballistic: 11:16am On Sep 04, 2021
She gave birth to baby corper.

Congratulations to her.
Politics / Re: PDP Delegates From 21 LGAs Storm Maduka's Hometown To Show Solidarity by patoballistic: 9:16pm On Jun 29, 2021
Ok
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-EXIT EMAIL ISSUES: How To Resolve Email Issues by patoballistic: 1:08pm On Apr 30, 2021
What are the benefits of the N-EXIT?
Sports / Re: Timo Werner Misses Big Chance To Score Vs Real Madrid, Fans React (Photos) by patoballistic: 12:31pm On Apr 28, 2021
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Sports / Re: Tottenham Star Son Heung-min In Tears After Man City Won Carabao Cup (Photos) by patoballistic: 10:02pm On Apr 25, 2021
I don't think this club can win any trophy,

FYI, if you want to will trophies leave this club.

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Celebrities / Re: DJ Switch Celebrates Her 37th Birthday (Video) by patoballistic: 9:58pm On Apr 25, 2021
Happy Birthday to her.

Just like one day we all will be celebrated too.

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Politics / Re: Gagdi: Pantami's Pro-Al-Qaeda Views Have Consequence On Perception Of Nigeria by patoballistic: 12:33pm On Apr 22, 2021
This man can be selling our data to different terrorist group right now and be cashing out very well.

God will help us in this country, Amen

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Education / Re: Strike: What Is Going On In AAU? - Omawunmi Asks by patoballistic: 10:50am On Apr 22, 2021
This is not good for education.

The governor better do something about this.
Family / Re: "His Manhood Is Too Big" — Woman Begs Zamfara Court To Dissolve Her Marriage by patoballistic: 2:33pm On Apr 20, 2021
Kriss216:

Mother of 3.

Can the man's penis be bigger than the head of a child?


Three solid children came out from that kpekus, yet she's complaining that a 4 inches Gbola is painful and dangerous to her kpekus.

So you want her to be going through child delivery experience every time she had sex with her husband abi?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid, Chelsea & Manchester City "To Be Expelled From Champions League" by patoballistic: 7:07pm On Apr 19, 2021
Ok
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: FIFA 'Disapproves' Of European Super League Plans by patoballistic: 5:29am On Apr 19, 2021
With the calibre of clubs involved, I fear UEFA Champions League will be forgotten in no time.

Secondly, UEFA should look at what they are not doing well that cause this proposed breakaway.

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Sports / Re: Why I Returned To Kano Pillars – Ahmed Musa by patoballistic: 6:33pm On Apr 14, 2021
shocked
Politics / Re: Tinubu Remains Influential In Nigeria – Buhari by patoballistic: 5:03pm On Mar 28, 2021
Did Buhari really said all these by himself or it's a polish statement
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My N-Power Test Result by patoballistic: 3:02pm On Mar 16, 2021
Nbotee:
Oya answer urself, wat does 25/100 look like to U?? If U b N-power U go pass urself?
grin grin
Politics / Re: Vice President Yemi Osinbajo Is 64 Today by patoballistic: 7:38am On Mar 08, 2021
Atheistan:

He is ...but this country doesn't need someone like him at least for now.
He is calm and calculated no doubt but we need an aggressive leader now.
someone like Obasanjo or Atiku.
Someone needs to take charge and change things drastically..... it obvious no one is in charge.

Where did an aggressive leader like Buhari has taken us to now?

All we need is a calculated minded leader who can make a decisive decision to improve the lives of all Nigerian.
Politics / Re: Vice President Yemi Osinbajo Is 64 Today by patoballistic: 5:53am On Mar 08, 2021
He is at the best age to lead the country. But they won't allow him to do so.

Happy Birthday sir

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Celebrities / Re: Pete Edochie Celebrates His 74th Birthday Today (photos) by patoballistic: 9:17am On Mar 07, 2021
The man who gave birth to Nollywood


Happy Birthday Sir

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Southampton Vs Chelsea (1 - 1 ) On 20th February 2021 by patoballistic: 12:05pm On Feb 20, 2021
Back
Politics / Re: We’ve Licensed Telcos To Provide NIN - NIMC by patoballistic: 5:11am On Jan 27, 2021
Ok
Politics / Re: Sunday Igboho: You Cannot Threaten Or Arrest Me (Video) by patoballistic: 11:04am On Jan 23, 2021
LaIabobo:
Lol. See bullet proof cheesy cheesy cheesy

And people are foolishly following him unprotected
Family / Re: DNA Test Saga Has Made Some Ladies Reveal Their Secrets ( Pics Included by patoballistic: 3:41am On Jan 07, 2021
CalliDora1:
cool

I think I like this idea of DNA test though. At least it will reduce the rate of promiscuity to a bare minimum.

Just see confessions here and there. I believe there are a thousand more. Hm..

It won't reduce anything, they will be using condom.
Family / Re: Woman Celebrates As Her Husband Marries A Second Wife (Photo) by patoballistic: 8:28pm On Dec 20, 2020
She is celebrating because her husband will not be disturbing her again every night.

If you know you know!!!

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Romance / Re: What Should A Guy Do After Catching His Girlfriend With Another Man? (Pix) by patoballistic: 6:28pm On Nov 28, 2020
Continue with her and leave her when you want to

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Politics / Re: Fear Grips Policemen In Edo Over Threats From Jail Breakers by patoballistic: 10:49am On Nov 15, 2020
Edo on fire

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Politics / Re: #EndSARS: Rinuola Mocks CBN After It Got A Court Order To Freeze Her Account by patoballistic: 11:14am On Nov 07, 2020
Funny country
Politics / Re: Viewers Doze Off On Lekki Shooting CCTV Footage (Pic & Vid) by patoballistic: 11:01pm On Nov 06, 2020
Put the video online and let people bring out something extraordinary (irregularities) out within a short time.

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