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Health / Re: Enugu Set To Construct 300-Bed International Hospital by patorial(m): 7:24pm On Sep 02
The word "international" is always bastardise un Nigeria.
Religion / Re: What A Christian Saw On Hospital Bed Of Rich Atheist Friend Dying Of Lung Cancer by patorial(m): 10:25am On Sep 02
mrkings84:
To al them atheist in the house, as you no believe there's God, when that terrible health challenge that medicine can't handle will hit you, who will you turn to??

I don't think you understand who an Atheist is o.

Besides if your supposed Christian God dey heal sickness, Christians for no full hospital o.
Religion / Re: What A Christian Saw On Hospital Bed Of Rich Atheist Friend Dying Of Lung Cancer by patorial(m): 12:22pm On Sep 01
Nobody really know shit about existence of any God.
There is just a belief of existence of a God.

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Celebrities / Re: John Cena Embraces Life Without Children by patorial(m): 1:05pm On Aug 31
PARADIZEPRIEST:
You presume illusion,YOUR parents have birth to you but did you fail as a child? tongue stop this rethorics and go pray for your wife and children,devil is lacing ya mind with illusions like it is on AGT.WAKE UP CENA AND SIN NO MORE grin

Are you saying that the devil also used Jesus that he didn't even get married, let alone having kids?
Romance / Re: My Fiancée's Family Is Insisting On Court Wedding by patorial(m): 3:59pm On Aug 29
Mikespecialone:
The last woman my popsy date, carry popsy go do court wedding even though she no born for popsy, now popsy die , she travel comot go another country , we won bury popsy for the house wey him build , she no gree , she say na only she wey be the legally married wife get the authority to bury popsy and that’s if she comes back in 5 months later from where she go , make we carry the dead body go mortuary. Court Dey tell us say we no get access to our popsy properties except that woman wey do court wedding with popsy .... Think twice brother , court wedding might favour and it might not favour you

This is were you appeal the case.

Every member of the groom family are all entitled to the desesed groom. But the wife and children take first, then the groom's parents, then the siblings and extended relatives.
Romance / Re: My Fiancée's Family Is Insisting On Court Wedding by patorial(m): 3:29pm On Aug 29
numericalguy:


Do you realize that same parents who push for so called court marriage for their daughters will turn around and kick against it for their sons.


Ask yourself why that is the case

It's is so for rich groom families, because if a man dies, only a marriage certificate can prove that she is marriage to the supposed spouse.

By the way, Registry wedding and authenticated church wedding are the same,because both are recognized by law.

The traditional wedding you people rush to do, is not even recognized by law.

Therefore the Government does not recognize your wife as wife if you did just a traditional wedding.

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Romance / Re: My Fiancée's Family Is Insisting On Court Wedding by patorial(m): 3:22pm On Aug 29
LilNetty:


When they ask me I told them I will do it later after the marriage they said no that they must do all at once and they told me if we won’t be doing it that my wife to be won’t be changing her name.

How is it of you benefit if your wife changed her last name to your??
Romance / Re: My Fiancée's Family Is Insisting On Court Wedding by patorial(m): 3:20pm On Aug 29
LilNetty:


When they ask me I told them I will do it later after the marriage they said no that they must do all at once and they told me if we won’t be doing it that my wife to be won’t be changing her name.

Simply tell them that you will only do one wedding, either a church wedding or the traditional wedding or better still the registry wedding.

There is higher Chance that if you don't do the registry marriage, your marriage is void because you don't even know if the church that will conduct the wedding is licensed to conduct a wedding.

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Romance / Re: My Fiancée's Family Is Insisting On Court Wedding by patorial(m): 3:15pm On Aug 29
LilNetty:
At the moment there still a conflict between my family and theirs as regards wedding date. They are insisting that the family of the bride will be the one to pick the wedding date.

Let's reason it this way, if it's a traditional marriage, since it will be done in the bride's father compound, the bride family should pick a date. Giving that you the groom's family will have to be comfortable with the picked date.

But since it's a Registry marriage which goes with a civic wedding, you and your fiance should pick the date, given that both families have to be comfortable with it.

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Crime / Re: Food Seller Caught With Charms Meant To Gain More Customers (pics/video) by patorial(m): 8:47pm On Jun 25
royalwax2:


When you comment on a public forum, you have to your brain(your moniker).
I understand the fact that there is freedom of religion in our constitution but let me tell you this;
No food seller uses Juju for his/her food business without adding/mixing those juju charms in the Food either during the preparation of the food or after the food has been cooked in order to make the JUJU to work effectively. And that is why people always frown at food sellers using juju on their business.
So because you are a promoter of African religion, would you gladly eat a meal that was prepared with corpse water gotten from the mortuary as directed by a babalawo to the food seller?
Na wa oh!


Where did you learn all these??

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Sports / Re: Ghanaian Court Orders Auction Of Michael Essien’s Properties by patorial(m): 9:42pm On Jun 19
RealityKings:


What if he spent the money on some investment and did not work out


They couldn't understand that someone who could own properties worth $50M couldn't be anyhow spender.
Science/Technology / Re: What Type Is This Snake I Marched To Death Today by patorial(m): 8:01pm On Jun 07
oneda:

Carry the venomous wahala go do pepper soup? Chineke mu eh!
Let me come and be going mbok!

Not all Venomous snakes are poisonous, and not all poisonous snakes are Venomous.
Business / Re: OPay Warns Customers Against Cryptocurrency And Virtual Currency Trading by patorial(m): 7:38pm On May 03
Mercylike:
grin grin..

If is getting wesser. For opay to have said this, then it must have been hard on them.. Beside there is no way they can know that it is a crypto currency transaction since it won't be written there

Opay Moniepoint Palmpay are also easily accessible by scammers

Abeg who has mimie noodles for sale at a low price..... I want it in Lagos mainland.. Just a carton, price please

By the time they question you about a consistent regular transactions from your account, you go see the magic.

The best thing is to have a business account to cover up.

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Business / Re: Nigeria's Largest Banks By Valuation - Africafacstzone by patorial(m): 2:44pm On Apr 21
Indifferent12:

I’m not myopic, I’m talking as an insider in the banking industry

What kind of an insider doesn't know that Opay is not a bank and the reported profits from banks is not from user's transactions??
Business / Re: Nigeria's Largest Banks By Valuation - Africafacstzone by patorial(m): 7:50am On Apr 14
Tradepunter2:
All these useless paid opay agent up there..... You think serious biznes minded people use opay? You must be daft..... Keep fooling yourselves


The money you deposited inside a bank is no its valuation.

valuation is the market worth of a company, this includes:

1: Goodwill
2: Assets
3: Cash
4: Equity
Business / Re: Nigeria's Largest Banks By Valuation - Africafacstzone by patorial(m): 7:46am On Apr 14
Antoeni:
I don't know what GT bank is doing there by the way.
First bank should be second to none.
Any other bank listed there shouldn't be trusted.


Are you sure you read the thread before commenting??

Market Valuation is not level of service.
Politics / Re: NGX: Investors Lose ₦‎190 Billion As Tier-1 Banks Experience Sell-Offs by patorial(m): 12:13pm On Apr 05
onez:
Like every policy of this failed and illegitimate govt, that recapitalization is a bad policy at the moment. We keep putting the cart before the horse. The policy should be suspended asap. What we need now is stability of the economy before any recapitalization.

I hope you know that CBN has no business with the economy??
Politics / Re: NGX: Investors Lose ₦‎190 Billion As Tier-1 Banks Experience Sell-Offs by patorial(m): 12:12pm On Apr 05
OilandGasMarket:
I thought Cardoso was looking to strengthen the banking system. Investors clearly don't believe him.

Do you even understand the the post at all.

There is always a sell off each thing a company wishes to delist it's stock on the exchange.
Food / Re: My Brother Killed This Wildpig Yesterday by patorial(m): 3:48pm On Mar 09
Ogiame:
He would have been a distributor of pigs if he caught it alive... Rear it for production and not just for consumption.


This one would have given birth to 3 or more before killing it.

Are you okay??
Family / Re: Is He Serious Or Just Playing With My Emotions by patorial(m): 3:24pm On Mar 01
Nah 37 year old you dey call boy??
Business / Re: FOREX Crisis: FG Slams $10 Billion Fine On Binance by patorial(m): 3:20pm On Mar 01
emkz:
If you do not support the FG's efforts to regulate the financial space, you are an enemy of Nigeria. If you feign ignorance of how the binance platform is used to manipulate the country's exchange rate because it favours you, you are a wicked person.

If you defend binance, you don't love Nigeria. Gather your things and go to a lawless country.

Do you even understand that USDT is not Dollar and Binance doesn't sell Dollar.

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 115 Abokis In Enugu And Collects N110m, $8368 by patorial(m): 2:44pm On Feb 23
dawnomike:
Is Bureau de Change now illegal?

Read the words carefully, "Unlicensed".
Family / Re: My Mother Wants To Throw Me Into Bankruptcy by patorial(m): 5:31pm On Feb 14
TheFreshVanilla:
Another stupiid fake story.

It's not fake, come to the low street, alot of people are running their family into bankruptcy.

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Family / Re: My Mother Wants To Throw Me Into Bankruptcy by patorial(m): 5:30pm On Feb 14
KingintheNorth:



Isn't this too harsh??

Do you want ti solve the problem or not??

That's should be the question to highly consider.
Family / Re: My Mother Wants To Throw Me Into Bankruptcy by patorial(m): 5:27pm On Feb 14
KingintheNorth:


She has been asked about all the above , she denied having anything to do with the above. But still wouldn't or doesn't know what she does with money.


Oh you were expecting her to say do??

Apart from here having a sugar boy, it's highly likely that a prophet is scamming her and at the same time blackmailing her.
Business / Re: Western Union Flagged Me For Suspicious Transactions by patorial(m): 7:16pm On Feb 08
stagger:
Open an account with Wise or Geegpay and say goodbye to these issues.

There is no sane employee that will accept such as money of payment of wages
Religion / Re: If You're A Civil Servant & Your Children Are Abroad, You're A Thief- PST Sarah by patorial(m): 8:30pm On Feb 05
With the number of people here nodding to what the woman said, I know will will still high numbers people living low life 20 years to come.

Being a civil servant can still be one of the multiple source of income, someone with high Financial Quotient could have.
Crime / Re: Japa: ‘many Nigerians In Forced Prostitution In Belgium’ by patorial(m): 4:23pm On Feb 03
Crafteck1:



But isnt it true, no be fight or tribalism matter , its been an existing problem in those regions for years, exists in others too but not as much..

When you seek opportunity in Europe, you will be a Nigerian, no one will care what region you come from.
Politics / Re: Kalu: I Left $4 Billion Balance Sheet In My Companies Before Joining Politics by patorial(m): 2:17pm On Jan 30
Dankovich1:
OUK might be right in what he said.

From stories my dad shared with me years back, I learnt that he was a big time business guru and was successful in all his enterprise.

But the $4B still loud shaa...

You have to learn the difference between capitalization and networth.
Science/Technology / Re: Mutant Calf With 'Human Head' Born Sparking Bestiality Fears In Thailand Village by patorial(m): 9:10pm On Jan 26
winner37:
When human semen mixes up with Animal semen the reactions comes up with half human and half animal

Don't try to say this in public, it's quite embarrassing.
Human sperm cells cannot fertilise other animal's egg.
Science/Technology / Re: Mutant Calf With 'Human Head' Born Sparking Bestiality Fears In Thailand Village by patorial(m): 9:08pm On Jan 26
DivinegiftofGod:
Men handwork. Fear that creature. Nothing they cannot sleep with.

Modified

All those mentioning me, are you trying to say men don't practice bestiality? Then why the unecessary defense when it is common knowledge that men sleep with animals?



You should learn to learn before speaking.

Human sperm cells can't fertilise a cow's egg
Phones / Re: Why SIM Cards Linked With NIN Are Being Barred - NCC by patorial(m): 9:04pm On Jan 26
stacyadams:


What's the solution bro?
Go do regularisation with where the errorof name comes from.
Either MTN or NIMC.

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