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Politics / Re: I’ll Work With Tinubu To Ensure All Promises Made Are Kept – Dave Umahi by patorial(m): 1:07pm On Jul 29, 2023
yaroyaro619:
Dave umahi should tell Tinubu to reduce the price of dollar before i will take them serious. 1 dollar💲 is now 870 naira

Do you think if exchange rate is just quoted back to $/250 you will be alright?

The system is trying to accumulate the dollar reserve and you want a just quoted rate?
Politics / Re: I’ll Work With Tinubu To Ensure All Promises Made Are Kept – Dave Umahi by patorial(m): 1:03pm On Jul 29, 2023
BoldBrainz:


The data you're requesting is within the purview of the Nigerian Bureau of Statistics. But however you choose to twist the narrative, you won't erase the legitimacy of Umahi's performance in governance.

I am not an indigene of Ebonyi State but I have had course to spend some decent time in the state and gotten first hand experience and knowledge of the positive extent of his governance. Umahi employed people in the civil service, he gave his people access to basic amenities as well as infrastructural developments and equally impacted in their educational growth.

That he's a member of the APC by association does not mean we have to collectively demonise his person and flush his achievements down the drain. Let's be objective please.

You are arguing with an artisan about civil service protocol??

More grease to your elbow sha.
Politics / Re: I’ll Work With Tinubu To Ensure All Promises Made Are Kept – Dave Umahi by patorial(m): 1:00pm On Jul 29, 2023
SmartPolician:
Dave Umahi said he doesn't know the ministry he would head. The law that compelled the president to appoint ministers within 60 days should be amended to compel him to include their ministeries too.

How can the senate even interview people who they don't know the offices they intend to hold? That doesn't make sense.

If I was Dave Umahi, I wouldn't ditch the psenate for a ministerial slot though.

Ministerial position will help him achieve more of his ambition than senatorial.

First popularity and challenge goes with the ministerial office, but some senator are not given a Bleep even in their constituency.
Career / Re: What My Boss Did To Me. by patorial(m): 12:48pm On Jul 29, 2023
Dyfynezz12:
Many ppl will prefer u to be under them nd be answering them Yes sir/ma than 4 to work on improving urself and be independent.Its a sad world.


How can you resigned from work and still use your former employer's facility for a hustle they don't benefit from?

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Career / Re: What My Boss Did To Me. by patorial(m): 12:41pm On Jul 29, 2023
You resigned from your work.
Don't you ever think it that your position will surely be replaced and your replacement will be give the quarter which you occupy?

I think you just shot your sef,and to even think you were there engaging in another business that has nothing to do with the school interest.

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TV/Movies / Re: Police Threaten To Arrest Cute Abiola Over Skit by patorial(m): 5:47pm On Jul 28, 2023
TOPCRUISE:
Just that the colour match with Nigerian police uniform should not make them judge that it's a police uniform. I don't think that is their uniform though.

That's the first thing I saw, NPF can not prove that what the man wears is a Nigerian Police Uniform.

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Health / Re: This Baby Contracted Herpes After Being Kissed By A Visitor by patorial(m): 5:08pm On Jul 28, 2023
Chioma4eva:
If I'm the mother of that child, i swear to God, I'll sue the so called "visitor" . What nonsense angry angry


How old are you?
Health / Re: This Baby Contracted Herpes After Being Kissed By A Visitor by patorial(m): 4:53pm On Jul 28, 2023
Sermwell:
How did they confirm it was the visitor's kiss?

There 8s no other way a new born baby could contact a herpes virus if the family are not already infected before the baby.
Health / Re: This Baby Contracted Herpes After Being Kissed By A Visitor by patorial(m): 4:51pm On Jul 28, 2023
IconicR:
See what a promiscuous man have done to the innocent baby 😢

Only if you knew what herpes is.
If anyone in your street contact herps or staphylococcus aureus, there is high chance of you getting these virus or bacteria even without anyone seeing your pants.
Career / Re: To go or stay in naija by patorial(m): 1:06pm On Jul 26, 2023
karkinase:
Abeg before you japa .. teach me that ur $400 remote job wink
You read where he mentioned that he's a system administrator in a bank.
It tell that he's an IT guy nah.
Career / Re: To go or stay in naija by patorial(m): 12:59pm On Jul 26, 2023
Before you start spending money processing Visa, ask you sister and husband how much they save monthly after expenses.
Business / Re: Naira Unification: Forex Inflow Rises By 28% To $1.41bn by patorial(m): 6:18pm On Jul 25, 2023
Ikaeniyan0:
Okay boss

You get time engaging him.

When I see people contributing knowledge on the internet, I know them by their first comments.
Family / Re: My To Be In-laws Are Frustrating Me by patorial(m): 6:02pm On Jul 25, 2023
henrimoto:
@humblelion, let me ask, can your fiancee's mother afford to send her daughter to the UK ?

Op you must answer this questions o.
Cause to me, e be like person wan use your brain but love no go gree you reason am.

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Education / Re: No Student’ll Graduate From Uniabuja Without Having A Registered Company – VC by patorial(m): 5:26pm On Jul 25, 2023
Jking20:
Who e help??
One useless thing is that if you don't have a business that is yielding so much and you go ahead to register, you'll end up paying taxes to Federal Government in vain. Be wise folks...
That's not true.
There's a difference between registering a business name and incorporating a business.

Registering a business doesn't make you pay tax on that business.
Crime / Re: Anambra Native Doctor, Akwa Okuko Tiwaraki Kidnapped, Aides Shot Dead by patorial(m): 9:16pm On Jul 24, 2023
Lookingback:


You just said my mind.


That guy is much into hotel businesses o
Religion / Re: The Lover Boy Who Was Having Sex With The Wrong Lover by patorial(m): 5:07pm On Jul 23, 2023
Cantonese:


No, the Holy Spirit did not run away from Samson because of the woman, in the context that you put it. Samson simply was careless with the grace of God in his life. He took his relationship with God for granted. He exposed the secret of his power to the woman, whom he wrongfully loved. That cost him dearly. His carelessness cost him his relationship at that moment with God. When his hair, which was his source of authority returned, the power of the Holy Spirit in him restored.

The woman was in her own. Look, in most cases women are on their own. You drive along the road and see a woman walking. You stop and say to her “hello babe, I love you”. Whatever is the outcome, positive or negative is your responsibility.

Be careful with your choices in life. Be careful with what God has deposited into your life. Do not joke with that talent that will make you great in life. That’s what happened to Samson and truly happens to many men and women.

Cheers.


Samson never showed any love to Delilah, but her sister.

Em wan Bleep Delilah, then marry her sisters.
Religion / Re: The Lover Boy Who Was Having Sex With The Wrong Lover by patorial(m): 4:58pm On Jul 23, 2023
AmotekunSW:


Learn what you can from the story and move on.
It's better that way.

No one is considering that Delilah genuinely loved Samson but someone ingored that love but will testify his love to Delilah's sister even though he was sleeping with Delilah.
Politics / Re: VP Shettima Insists Buhari Sits On His Seat Out Of Respect In Borno (Video) by patorial(m): 4:21pm On Jul 23, 2023
Jostoman:
we will not fall for Una trap because we know una aims concerning this thread, you people think obedient will start attacking or abusing buhari and Shettima because of this. grin


You actually fell for that trap unknownly.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Maintains Largest African Economy For Fifth Year In A Row by patorial(m): 4:55pm On Jul 22, 2023
masterduba:


True.
With a GDP per capita of $2,200 per individual, we are underutilising our massive population. Singapore, a city-state with a population of 5 million has a GDP per capita of $83,000 per individual. Each person generates $83,000 in a calendar year. Their story becomes incredibly spectacular whenever I recall that they gained independence from Britain in 1965.

I don't think connecting the Singapore's independence from the Britain with their GDP is right,but the break away from Malaysia.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Maintains Largest African Economy For Fifth Year In A Row by patorial(m): 4:52pm On Jul 22, 2023
MXrep:

Na south west people like to deceive themselves with this kind news. The number of poor people in Nigeria is larger than the population of Egypt but na GDP wey foreigners de create dem de use decieve themselves

GDP doesn't consider the poverty nature of a country, but the riches.

GDP is about the Rich getting richer or poorer.
Politics / Re: Troops Sack IPOB/ESN Enclave In Asaba, Capture Fighter, Fire Arms by patorial(m): 3:25pm On Jul 22, 2023
lordimmaogidi:
Kindly do the same to Bandits and Marauders, frolicking with Central Government.

Let them finish their work in South East first.
We have a lot to lose if this guy keep getting stronger.

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Travel / Re: My Flight Has A Stopover At Dublin, Do I Need A Transit Visa? by patorial(m): 6:04pm On Jul 21, 2023
Jennyclay:
come and take me along with you to the UK Biko!!

Thank you!

Na Man be that o!!
Music/Radio / Re: Is Masturbation Responsible For Lack Of Progress In My Music Career (pics) by patorial(m): 8:03pm On Jul 16, 2023
Now I see why your musical carrer hasn't gone far.

So you did a whole studio session and this is how you present it to people that play it?
Agriculture / Re: With 50 Cows 20 Years Ago, I Now Have 1,000 - Idris Isa Bawa by patorial(m): 7:14pm On Jul 16, 2023
SHiNJA4RMDWEST:
Other countries are boasting of technologies ,new inventions ...

This head slamming cow is boasting of rearing cows like him ...

No wonder this country is going backward..

Anyway God bless the good people of Southsouth and Southwest..



You know what you did hear doesn't show any good.
Politics / Re: Sit-at-home: Army Chief Orders Raid On IPOB Hideouts by patorial(m): 9:32am On Jul 13, 2023
AuschwitzPrefec:


Mugu.

Una don start before Army troops get deployed.

How does Ekpa maintain his curfew if not through the terrorist attacks by his goons on ground in the SE?



Maybe Epka dey clone his foot soliders, they even have proof that Buhari is a clone

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Career / Re: Chicken Republic Female Security Officer Dances On Duty by patorial(m): 1:27pm On Jun 25, 2023
Ubanz:
He wants to jappa to Cyprus,Ole.
This time na Gabon he go find himself.
🤣🤣🤣🤣

Gabon is actually a better country.
More expensive to reside than Nigeria.

98% electricity supply to the citizens while Nigeria got 53% supply.

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Family / Re: At Age 29 to 30 What First Marriage Or Education? by patorial(m): 1:07pm On Jun 25, 2023
pendragonbladgo:
Please all these people saying age, I attended a man who is 43 and got marry to a pretty girl of 20 this year February.

Many men at lates 30s who are not married but they have many pretty girls as pending wife....

I swear with my life. So what is the age all about. She has time so far she make sure she work harder and swiftly.


Nah woman them dey talk about here o, no bi man.

Reason the population of men that will marry any lady older than 25yrs.

Besides it doesn't look like this lady can even sponsor herself in school.

People never use promise finish your dreams for this life sha .

Uncle way no sponsor you since.

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Family / Re: At Age 29 to 30 What First Marriage Or Education? by patorial(m): 12:59pm On Jun 25, 2023
Georgejeez:
grin cheesy but personally I feel the relative is like those Chiwetalu Agu kind of relations , standing in every way of progress , especially when their own daughters are yet to be married .

If not why will he wait for more than 10 years before dangling education as bait to destroy a Marriage plan ?

No be JuJu be that ?


If I were the lady I wouldn't take the unlce serious.
You have to bring your promise why I'm getting old and getting married.


I'd rather marry, at least I have someone to depend on when broke and the husband might want to have an educated lady too.
Family / Re: At Age 29 to 30 What First Marriage Or Education? by patorial(m): 12:53pm On Jun 25, 2023
Youngsage:


You can't regret having what you never had in the first place undecided


Someone was seeking a life time advice and all you could offer was supervising the English she was never taught.
Family / Re: At Age 29 to 30 What First Marriage Or Education? by patorial(m): 7:09pm On Jun 24, 2023
Youngsage:


Well I don't know but if you still type like this at the age of 30 then there are obviously a lot of issues and you sure need some education undecided

If the result of education is as you displayed here, then I regret having any.
Celebrities / Re: Sylvester Madu: I Am The One In The Video Selling Okirika At Enugu Market by patorial(m): 6:00pm On Jun 18, 2023
LikeAking:
Then he can't think.

He has brain problem..

He can make money with his fame as an influencer...

People will pay him to push dia brands and Carriers.



How many poor people do you know selling okirika and even with a car ?
Business / Re: FG Lifts Ban On Cryptocurrency, Introduces Taxation Instead by patorial(m): 5:37pm On Jun 08, 2023
kenny714433:
Oh! So they even banned it 😂
Tell me what I don't understand. Maybe I've been trading crude oil these while and not crypto..

🤡🤡

Try dey read sha.
It says individuals are not prohibited from trading cryptocurrency but not through the Nigeria Banks.

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