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PoliticsRe: Ike Ekweremadu's Son, Lloyd Weds Tiffany, Peter Obi, Saraki, Others Attend by patorial(m): 12:31am On Aug 20, 2023
MarketDispatch:

So, these guys are there and they couldn't give one Kidney to their Sister...
Always find your information before you open up.

The daughter's kidney disease is genetic and she can not accept a donation from anyone close to her, else there might be a reoccurrence.
PropertiesRe: How Can My Husband Solve This House Problem? by patorial(m): 2:29pm On Aug 17, 2023
Puss360:
Don't collect loan ...
Rent your normal 120 k....
Do the plumbing for water.... Down...
Charge your 120k...
Once they pay, you use it to buy tank and connect water.....
Next rent make it to be 150 max... Then you explain that "Because of the water running that's why the increment"...
In the event they refuse, then they pack out and you give the incoming tenant 180k...

Don't borrow loan for building or house renovation....
Why People like you no dey gree contest for leadership?
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy Sparks Relationship Rumors With Emmanuel Dennis (pics) by patorial(m): 1:54pm On Aug 17, 2023
TheSuperX:
Otedola has spoilt this girl beyond repair, this is why I respect Dangote so much and even Tony Elumelu, you will never see any of their children displaying such a shameless act publicly.
Tony doesn't have an adult female.

I think her first daughter is 17
HealthRe: Please Guys I Need A Medical Prescription. by patorial(m): 6:21pm On Aug 14, 2023
Kajaard:
Good question.

People forget that they can still contract skin diseases just by skin to skin contact not just in the genital areas alone. Most think using a condom is the end all. I laugh in swahili cheesy
Well if that isn't scabies then Op go spend tire to treat the skin infection.
HealthRe: Please Guys I Need A Medical Prescription. by patorial(m): 6:19pm On Aug 14, 2023
tonicyril:
Yea u re right sir, but the tin is I can't get access to any of those here, there is no single hospital here, what we have is just an health center for our mother's to put to bed, even if u want to check for ur blood group here no equipment to do that, u can't even find a hospital to do that
There's no medical lab in your area but, there is an injection worth 14k per jab to treat an infection no one knows about?
FamilyRe: Tired Of My Child’s Dad by patorial(m): 2:20pm On Aug 13, 2023
gard9ner:
Her partner’s marriage with a contracted white woman (a citizen)
You don dey confuse me o.

I thought she said the partner did a small marital rite and hasn't legalize the marriage.
FamilyRe: Tired Of My Child’s Dad by patorial(m): 1:57pm On Aug 13, 2023
Puss360:
Wahala.. if all these are present, then what actually attracted you to him?? I'm very sure it's not money... Is it sex?? What exactly?

Just file for divorce on grounds of irreconcilable differences....
Rent a small apartment, and go with the child...
Move on...
Don't involve his family or your family...as the case is, you don't need dialogue, you don't need "To exercise patience", you need space!!!
Move on...
He can come visit his kid...
But you move on... There are other men out there who are better than him in everything including the Sex aspect... Check well grin grin

Case Dismissed...
Next Case Please...
Divorce from which marriage, biko?
HealthRe: Anambra Bans Advertisement Of Herbal Medicine by patorial(m): 7:39pm On Aug 12, 2023
Ofodirinwa:
This is extremely stupid. More importation. I hate Soludo
Problem people like you have is commenting without reading.

The ban is on unauthorized advertisement of herbal drug.

Same unauthorized advertisement has washed people's brains that Staphylococcus aureus is a sexually transmitted disease.
FamilyRe: The Biggest Mistake Nigerian Parents Do by patorial(m): 5:43pm On Aug 12, 2023
The moment I read where you said "buy land, buy art work" I knew you are just new to life and have never had any experience.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Venita Accuses Pere Of Peeping And Standing Behind Ladies In The Shower by patorial(m): 8:19pm On Aug 11, 2023
Dexy4yah:
Can anyone tell me the benefits of this bbnaija to our dear youths?
It just entertainment, same way people watch football.
SportsRe: 'Most Beautiful' Super Falcons Michelle Alozie Admits Having A Crush On Iwobi by patorial(m): 2:30pm On Aug 11, 2023
obembet:
She fine reach me, which one be the most begautiful. 😡😡😡😡
Are you a super falcon player?
BusinessRe: My Experience With Money Doublers by patorial(m): 2:25pm On Aug 11, 2023
Xammie001:
bro
they want 20.5 million now, so they need to convince him beyond doubt so that he can bring it joor
I'm not sure you have ever met a money double sha.
BusinessRe: My Experience With Money Doublers by patorial(m): 2:23pm On Aug 11, 2023
ikeno:
Des ur tory get k-leg. Money doubler go let u go wit 500k make I hear.
So you haven't noticed that the OP will randomly create a topic to promote his YouTube content.

Don't you notice how videos by same YouTube creator always matches the topics.
TravelRe: A Nairalandler’s Trip Back To The U.S by patorial(m): 11:01pm On Aug 05, 2023
Dbestbrest:
Don't get to America and begin to badmouth Nigeria ok? There's no place like home. Always pray for Nigeria to be better
Please always try to read before you comment.
PoliticsRe: Senators Reject Tinubu's Request For Military Intervention In Niger by patorial(m): 9:48pm On Aug 05, 2023
Ogonimilitant:
Thank you Distinguished Senators for rejecting this Yoruba president from plunging the peaceful Niger into a civil war with their best neighbor.

This Yoruba agenda will never work. Only few months in office the whole country is in disarray. The northerners are wise.

God bless Nigeria
I don't think you understand what civil war is.
PoliticsRe: Senators Reject Tinubu's Request For Military Intervention In Niger by patorial(m): 9:42pm On Aug 05, 2023
Penguin2:
Lol!

I told Ebola boys that Tinubu’s request for Military Action in Niger would be thrashed like a used sanitary pad by Senate but they were busy foaming from their mouth rather than listening to my logical analysis.

For anything to get approved at the senate, you 2/3 of the senators to support it. Numerically that’s 73. No

Now, APC are just 59 senators.

Opposition senators are 50. All of them would be against the request by default.

Amongst the 59 senators of APC, majority of them are northerners and their stakeholders have told them not to support any military action in Niger because na north go suffer am pass. This made them issue a statement to that effect last night.

So, add 50 opposition senators to about 20 APC senators from the north and you have about 70 senators against the request which would kill the request completely.

But somehow, Ebola boys disagreed with me.

They thought the Nigerian senate is MC Oluomo that the urine dispenser will issue instructions and the illiterate will carry it out with the speed of light without questioning.

The truth is that Tinubu should have just concentrated on wanking Remi’s wrinkled kitten than insulting himself this way all in the name of answering president.

Master strategist is turning out olodo strategist.

Nigerians 1 v 0 Ebola and his herd of tribalists.
You have a good analysis, but can you learn not to mix your analysis with insults?

You might become a professional analyst in future, who knows. Just loo at Bosun now.
RomanceRe: Ghanaian Man Accosts A Nigerian Lady For Dressing "Indecently" (pic/vid) by patorial(m): 9:06pm On Aug 05, 2023
Autobot05:
Use your brain before you talk
Do you know that Nigerian naira got more value that the Ghana cedis?

Forget that exchange rate.
CrimeRe: Suspected Cultists Murder Tricyclist In Anambra (Graphic Photos) by patorial(m): 7:37pm On Aug 04, 2023
I don't think this is a murder.
Look to me like there were bringing him for medical attention and discovered he's already dead,then they abandoned him to avoid unmet wahala.
Car TalkRe: As A Driver If You Find Yourself In This Situation What Will You Do? by patorial(m): 5:28pm On Aug 03, 2023
psychologist:
Ok bye
Exactly what they expect you to do, so that you will drive to the one that is perfectly nailed ahead, where you can't easily make it on reverse.
RomanceRe: If You Find Out That Your Husband Is Impotent After Marriage, What Will You Do? by patorial(m): 7:59pm On Aug 01, 2023
amarulabae:
I will look for a side cock perodt.
He should put himself in my shoes.
First of all, impotency doesn't mean he can't have erection, impotency means his sperm can't fertilize a female egg.
RomanceRe: If You Find Out That Your Husband Is Impotent After Marriage, What Will You Do? by patorial(m): 7:56pm On Aug 01, 2023
Yoighaman:
I don't understand your point....if he is able to masturbate and cum, that means he has an erection, so why can't he just insert the goddam thing, thrust and cum inside of her. Or, is there something you are not saying?
Hmmm please read the comment you quoted again and carefully.
RomanceRe: If You Find Out That Your Husband Is Impotent After Marriage, What Will You Do? by patorial(m): 7:54pm On Aug 01, 2023
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Over 90% of Nigerian bannies will immediately quit the marriage..Cuz they can't do without gbola.
Impotency is not same as erectile dysfunction.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija All Stars: Whitemoney’s Cooking Strategy Won’t Work This Time – Uriel by patorial(m): 1:44pm On Aug 01, 2023
Antoeni:
He is just 35 years old, and already a Head of State. You, at your age, you are busy shouting Emi Lo Kan, Jagaban!!! You all are clowns , Senseless
What country are you heading?
CareerRe: I Failed Job Pre Medical Tests by patorial(m): 4:16pm On Jul 31, 2023
Acidosis:
Count it all joy. Undetected and untreated hepatitis could damage your organs. You can only treat what you know. You didn't get the job but you got a medical report that could spare your life.
Just the statement you made here already shown it to me that you must be very intelligent.
Foreign AffairsRe: Japan: Man Spends Over $20,000 To Transform Into 'human Dog', Takes First Walk. by patorial(m): 4:36pm On Jul 30, 2023
Smitaro100:
D story itself is complicating because is d op trying to say he spent dat huge sum to buy d costume and wear and pretend to be a dog or he did some surgery to have d features and attribute of a dog? undecided

Because if it's surgery den it's definitely deep but if d reverse is d case, I don't see y d costume alone will b dat expensive.
Niether will the surgery be that cheap.
Foreign AffairsRe: Japan: Man Spends Over $20,000 To Transform Into 'human Dog', Takes First Walk. by patorial(m): 4:34pm On Jul 30, 2023
Cantonese:
Leg and back must pain am. After that e go know. Again if e decide to return to normal form and no way, no be die be that?

Something the Blackman perfected the art since the ages. With juju, a Blackman transforms into pigs, goats, etc. If you dey pursue an e go dey recite incantation to slow you down. After committing his evil, he will return to his normal human nature.

And by the way, why not come over to some well known areas in Nigeria, if dem no go find im meat inside pot?
It's a custume, watch the video.
Christianity EtcRe: Givers Embassy Church: Where Tithes, Offerings Are Forbidden by patorial(m): 4:16pm On Jul 30, 2023
crossfm:
Hehehe.

After some weeks baba go change mouth,we know how it goes. grin

He will be like,I had an encounter with the ...
He will get the advice from a mad man.
Foreign AffairsRe: How African Leaders Are Carried In Russia Vs In England (Photos) by patorial(m): 3:42pm On Jul 30, 2023
SmartPolician:
I don't hold briefs for the British government, but they said it was for security reasons. A few African presidents (I think Kenya and Tanzania) attended the burial while all others sent their reps, including Buhari.

As for singling out African leaders, it's FALSE. Most attendees, including those from EU countries, were made to board on that bus because the British security didn't want foreign security operatives around the palace. Only the US and Qatar Emirate were allowed to drive their own cars.
Another Evain dey inside the Evian grin
CareerRe: What My Boss Did To Me. by patorial(m): 5:00pm On Jul 29, 2023
youngsahito:
What is their to tarnish? You didn't see how he has develop the school for them. You won't read a full story but you just jump to conclusion.
He developed the school by investing or what?
Don't he get paid for each term he taught there?
Anyways there is no point argue with you.
I hope you let you ex employee do whatever when you start a cooperate business.
FamilyRe: Trying To Help My Family Member And It Backfired by patorial(m): 4:52pm On Jul 29, 2023
Ishilove:
Oh... Really? How are you able to differentiate between human and AI posts?
This one couldn't arrived at the point a human will usually do in such lengthy content.
FamilyRe: Trying To Help My Family Member And It Backfired by patorial(m): 4:50pm On Jul 29, 2023
George2164:
Is amazing to speak polished English, am still yet to comprehend the meat of your message, especially what actually happened and how it was resolved. The purpose of what we do here is to learn from people's life experiences and probably take informed decisions about our life .
There is no meaning you can understand from an AI generated content.
PoliticsRe: Gov Mbah Appoints Ekweremadu’s Son, 14 Others Commissioners by patorial(m): 4:36pm On Jul 29, 2023
IconicR:
That's good , I don't know why Ekweremadu is still being held unjustly. That boy involved in his saga isn't as innocent as people thought but the hatred Nigerians have for the rich folk will make them blind to the truth. Once you are rich in Nigeria, you are guilty of everything.
You go fit argue am with the Royal Court?

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