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Agriculture / Re: Help Nairalanders, My Farm Is Going Down by patorial(m): 6:32pm On Jan 10
SirLakes:
DD force is not herbicide nah, but insecticide (to kill storage and field insects).

Abi nah herbicide wey dem package as DD force insecticide you buy shocked

Unless that, given that there are adulterated products in the market these days
Agriculture / Re: Help Nairalanders, My Farm Is Going Down by patorial(m): 6:31pm On Jan 10
opera1:
I don't think it's DD force that destroy your farm coz DD force is an insecticide.

You can use Láraforce or caterpillar force on the farm

From my years of farming, I can tell the farmer simply abused the insecticide but I too know people not to take responsibility of damages

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Agriculture / Re: Help Nairalanders, My Farm Is Going Down by patorial(m): 6:29pm On Jan 10
SocialJustice:
You sprayed dd force on beans people will eat, thank God they died.

I'm very sure you know nothing about farming else you wouldn't comment what you just did.

The guy simply abused the chemicals.

It happens when users think the recommendations won't be effective so, they add theirs.

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Crime / Re: "If Change No Dey In 2months, I Go Start To Carry Gun" - Says Man by patorial(m): 4:28pm On Jan 09
Nice2023:


That means u are new here.

She has always been a misandrist and a terrible one at that.

I have been in nairaland since 2014 and I can tell a female energy when I see one.

That guy has been consistent.
Celebrities / Re: Portable Buys A New Mercedes Benz by patorial(m): 3:21pm On Jan 09
SultanOfAbia:
It is very easy to make money in Nigeria

In Abroad, you need TALENT to blow.
U need good looks, muscle, skill, charm, good agency, PR,

To blow for Nigeria
Just remove SHAME... That's all

It's only in Nigeria that people doing shameful things get more accolades than people doing good deeds

You can feed a whole community and the news will not see front page.
But let portable wear boxers and enter that same community. It will enter frontpage

If you don't have any single atom of Shame
U will make bastard money in Nigeria

Women won't even acknowledge your good achiements
But they will spend 3 hours gossiping about your shameful actions
Giving you more traffic and publicity.

So Dr. Portable understand it very well
Nigerians love stupid irrelevant news

If you can remove shame and act a fool everyday,

Trust me Nigerians will talk about you more and make you rich

If you can remove SHAME and DIGNITY and just supply the majority of Nigeria with useless contents. U don blow💥💥


Who are the creators on Onlyfans?
Travel / Re: Ongoing Awka Millennium City Full Coverage (video & Photos) by patorial(m): 3:17pm On Jan 09
frugal:


It's called PR. Sends positive signals to investors, and encourages more investments. I thought this was common sense.

How do you people make out time to reply trolls sef?
I thought we all have 24Hours in a day.

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Travel / Re: Ongoing Awka Millennium City Full Coverage (video & Photos) by patorial(m): 3:14pm On Jan 09
spy24:
What is smart about this city

Smart
Academy
International
Innovation

These 4 are the most misused words in Nigeria especially "international".
Crime / Re: "If Change No Dey In 2months, I Go Start To Carry Gun" - Says Man by patorial(m): 3:29pm On Jan 05
Nice2023:




That girl is a product of one parent.

Marrying her would be very dangerous to any known man.

She is simply a disgrace to womanhood for even being identified as a feminist.

You actually think it could be a female behind that moniker?
Agriculture / Re: My Dry Season Watermelon Farm Getting Ready For Harvesting by patorial(m): 10:03pm On Dec 27, 2023
dangermouse:
Farming is one of the big thing I plan on investing soon in Nigeria. My fear is that I will not be around to participate and monitor it to the maximum.

Good one op

I am also planning to go back to farming, if you are free south east os south south, can we connect?
Celebrities / Re: I Might Buy House In Lagos, Its Unconditional Love - Roddy Ricch by patorial(m): 7:17pm On Dec 22, 2023
SonOfDSoil01:
grin you welcome, as long as you are not claiming to develop the place like some people who are cursed to only develop other peoples land while their region is being slept by erosion grin

E be like say you no miss nairaland for the past 3 days way e dey off.
Career / Re: Japa: From Bank Manager To Skyscraper Cleaner by patorial(m): 9:44am On Dec 17, 2023
TOPCRUISE:
Depends on the pay and future oriented goals pertaining to himself and kids.

Average Bank manager salary in Nigeria: N11,000,000/ annum.
Average skyscraper salary in UK: £25000 to £27,304/annum. Or N30,000,000 to N35,000,000

Do the maths.

I just find it funny when you people do this rate conversion thing. Will the cleaner be working from Nigeria?

What you should be stateting is whether £27k/annum is sustainable or not.

Doing rate conversion as if the cleaner will pay house rent in Naira or even buy things in Naira.

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Family / Re: I Believe My Wife Is Cheating by patorial(m): 2:37pm On Dec 11, 2023
Daniel7543:
I tire for the op. I no understand the kind of men wey dey dis generation. E wife dey chat dirty with her colleague nd E dey here dey ask jamb question. if na me I for don go her papa house go collect back the bride price nd then kick her out of my house.

Trust me you go still lose, you wan spend 10k transfer fare just to go collect #300 bride price?
Romance / Re: Lists of States With The Highest Number Of Cheap Babes In Nigeria by patorial(m): 6:16pm On Dec 10, 2023
koladata:
All states are the same, you can find good and bad girl anywhere in the world.

As long as you want them in their poverty level, you can get them everywhere un Africa except in Cape Verde and Seychelles
Romance / Re: Lists of States With The Highest Number Of Cheap Babes In Nigeria by patorial(m): 6:13pm On Dec 10, 2023
Akwa ibom shoud be first , imo state second ,benue third

Even though there's a higher rate of prostitution In IMO state, the women there are not cheap to get unless you want the less rated ones (road side prostitutes)
Travel / Re: Can 1m Really Take Someone Out Of This Country. by patorial(m): 5:31pm On Dec 10, 2023
cybernaut:
oga, listen carefully and stop unnecessary argue. In benin republic their government provide all the basic amenities for them eg good road,steady metered electricity and steady metered water supply etc which our government denied it from us. Please what else do we need from the government if not the basic amenities. Because u look down on them as a small country but they are better than you that called yourself giant of Africa but ordinary amenities they can't provide for your citizens. Travel and see


Where are you getting these information from?

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Family / Re: Why Do Rich Men Deceive We Poor Men Like This??? (PICTURES) by patorial(m): 5:22pm On Dec 10, 2023
Obavoh:


I am not a beggar. It is a loan I will surely pay back. Why can’t he just say he can’t lend me , instead of playing my life like long tennis

For your uncle to still welcome you this way to his house should tell you alot, he can help you, but you just don't have an offer.

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Family / Re: Why Do Rich Men Deceive We Poor Men Like This??? (PICTURES) by patorial(m): 5:20pm On Dec 10, 2023
Obavoh:


I am not a beggar. It is a loan I will surely pay back. Why can’t he just say he can’t lend me , instead of playing my life like long tennis

Your uncle knows better, he has been through it all.
One problem with poor people is that they think they can just borrow a loan, start up a business and pay back.

Bro instead of asking your uncle for a load, make him this offer of inviting him as an investor to the business and he's will be the numbers guy while you be tge field guy.
Travel / Re: Top 30 Countries With Highest Number Of Skyscrapers by patorial(m): 7:27pm On Dec 04, 2023
Nigercity:
What about south Africa, Tanzania and Nairobi?
Abi there own no follow?

The heading says Top 30 and I believe you noticed the 30th has below 50 skyscrapers
Properties / Re: My Friend Found This On His Land, Do You Know The Worth? by patorial(m): 6:47pm On Dec 04, 2023
EtinosaDLaw:
But that does look a lot like a diamond o. If I'm right, in that size, your guy will be a dollar millionaire in a matter of months.

That does not in anyway look like a diamond, but a diamond quartz.
Diamonds don't have embodied cracks.
Romance / Re: Advice To Young People Who Want To Wed by patorial(m): 5:28pm On Dec 02, 2023
Why do people call civil marriage a court wedding?
Wetin concern court with the registry?
Science/Technology / Re: Is This Baby Python? (Pics) by patorial(m): 5:24pm On Dec 02, 2023
That's not a python, Pythons don't have long tails
Properties / Re: Lady Damages Her Apartment After Landlord Refused To Refund Her Caution Fee by patorial(m): 2:45pm On Nov 27, 2023
Nwodosis:
It is still a win win for the Landlord. The Landlord will simply tell her to fix the apartment the way she met it and collect her caution fees. Na now she buy market that may take her to prison for malicious damage.
There is no way you will park into a house and the house will remain the same when you are parking out. What of the wear and tear on the house fittings like the doors, tiles, wardrobe, wall paints etc
Are they not damages? How do you quantity such damages?

The landlord don't even need to refund her, and she must fix the damages.

Most tenants think notice to quit means no more paying rent through the period.
Family / Re: Court Marriage Without Paying Bride Price by patorial(m): 7:17pm On Nov 24, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Well, of course it is! However, it is done under the authority of the courts. It is referred to as LEGAL, right? undecided

Yes it is the most legally recognised.
Travel / Re: Tragedy As Ambulance Kills Three In Abia by patorial(m): 7:03pm On Nov 24, 2023
This is a hearse ,not an ambulance.
Family / Re: Court Marriage Without Paying Bride Price by patorial(m): 6:23pm On Nov 24, 2023
[quote author=Kobojunkie post=127131891][/quote]
It's done in the Registry, not the court.
Family / Re: Court Marriage Without Paying Bride Price by patorial(m): 9:19pm On Nov 23, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Court wedding refers to the ceremony where husband and wife say their vows in front of the official of the court at the registry. undecided

Registering your marriage without a court wedding is another thing entirely. undecided

Go and ask a legal practitioner is there's anything like court wedding.
Family / Re: Court Marriage Without Paying Bride Price by patorial(m): 10:18pm On Nov 21, 2023
oluwaseyi0:


I don't get what you mean with this?
We were join in matrimony by the court official with authority, there is no existing marriage before the court wedding

There is vow exchange, exchange of ring, photography, little song and dance, fanfare etc all in the registry premises

That still does not make it a court wedding.
There's nothing like court wedding, what the government have is registry married whereby you register your married with the law.
Family / Re: Court Marriage Without Paying Bride Price by patorial(m): 6:35pm On Nov 20, 2023
immortalcrown:
I am not sure but I believe the court respects tradition and may insist on payment of bride price before conducting the court marriage. On the other hand, legality is different from tradition. What is traditional may be illegal and what is legal may be untraditional.

There's nothing like court marriage or court wedding.
The intending couple register their marriage with the registry.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Millions Of UK Households Forced To Unplug Fridge To Cope With Rising Bills by patorial(m): 6:05pm On Nov 15, 2023
voltron14:


No it isn't.

Given that an occupant of a 2 bedroom flat will have an Entertainment electronics, kitchen electronic, relaxation electronics and laundry electronics??
Foreign Affairs / Re: Millions Of UK Households Forced To Unplug Fridge To Cope With Rising Bills by patorial(m): 5:37pm On Nov 15, 2023
voltron14:


How can 200 pounds for a 2 bedroom flat be cheap?

It's actually cheap for monthly electricity bill if the user is an average consumer.
Travel / Re: Nigerians In Other African Countries, How Is Life? by patorial(m): 5:21pm On Nov 05, 2023
JapaProfessor:

Capetown, SA
Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire

South Africa is no a good place to raise kids, especially when migrating.
Crime / Re: Two Arrested For Stealing Dangote Truck (Photo) by patorial(m): 5:34pm On Nov 04, 2023
Thundafireseun:
The suspect’s have confessed to the crime…

Why are they still called suspects

This engrish no clear

A suspect remains a suspect until convicted in a court of law.

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