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Health / Re: Anambra Bans Advertisement Of Herbal Medicine by patorial(m): 7:39pm On Aug 12, 2023
Ofodirinwa:
This is extremely stupid. More importation. I hate Soludo

Problem people like you have is commenting without reading.

The ban is on unauthorized advertisement of herbal drug.

Same unauthorized advertisement has washed people's brains that Staphylococcus aureus is a sexually transmitted disease.
Family / Re: The Biggest Mistake Nigerian Parents Do by patorial(m): 5:43pm On Aug 12, 2023
The moment I read where you said "buy land, buy art work" I knew you are just new to life and have never had any experience.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Venita Accuses Pere Of Peeping And Standing Behind Ladies In The Shower by patorial(m): 8:19pm On Aug 11, 2023
Dexy4yah:
Can anyone tell me the benefits of this bbnaija to our dear youths?


It just entertainment, same way people watch football.
Sports / Re: 'Most Beautiful' Super Falcons Michelle Alozie Admits Having A Crush On Iwobi by patorial(m): 2:30pm On Aug 11, 2023
obembet:
She fine reach me, which one be the most begautiful. 😡😡😡😡

Are you a super falcon player?

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Business / Re: My Experience With Money Doublers by patorial(m): 2:25pm On Aug 11, 2023
Xammie001:

bro
they want 20.5 million now, so they need to convince him beyond doubt so that he can bring it joor

I'm not sure you have ever met a money double sha.
Business / Re: My Experience With Money Doublers by patorial(m): 2:23pm On Aug 11, 2023
ikeno:
Des ur tory get k-leg. Money doubler go let u go wit 500k make I hear.

So you haven't noticed that the OP will randomly create a topic to promote his YouTube content.

Don't you notice how videos by same YouTube creator always matches the topics.

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Travel / Re: A Nairalandler’s Trip Back To The U.S by patorial(m): 11:01pm On Aug 05, 2023
Dbestbrest:
Don't get to America and begin to badmouth Nigeria ok? There's no place like home. Always pray for Nigeria to be better


Please always try to read before you comment.

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Politics / Re: Senators Reject Tinubu's Request For Military Intervention In Niger by patorial(m): 9:48pm On Aug 05, 2023
Ogonimilitant:
Thank you Distinguished Senators for rejecting this Yoruba president from plunging the peaceful Niger into a civil war with their best neighbor.

This Yoruba agenda will never work. Only few months in office the whole country is in disarray. The northerners are wise.

God bless Nigeria

I don't think you understand what civil war is.
Politics / Re: Senators Reject Tinubu's Request For Military Intervention In Niger by patorial(m): 9:42pm On Aug 05, 2023
Penguin2:
Lol!

I told Ebola boys that Tinubu’s request for Military Action in Niger would be thrashed like a used sanitary pad by Senate but they were busy foaming from their mouth rather than listening to my logical analysis.

For anything to get approved at the senate, you 2/3 of the senators to support it. Numerically that’s 73. No

Now, APC are just 59 senators.

Opposition senators are 50. All of them would be against the request by default.

Amongst the 59 senators of APC, majority of them are northerners and their stakeholders have told them not to support any military action in Niger because na north go suffer am pass. This made them issue a statement to that effect last night.

So, add 50 opposition senators to about 20 APC senators from the north and you have about 70 senators against the request which would kill the request completely.

But somehow, Ebola boys disagreed with me.

They thought the Nigerian senate is MC Oluomo that the urine dispenser will issue instructions and the illiterate will carry it out with the speed of light without questioning.

The truth is that Tinubu should have just concentrated on wanking Remi’s wrinkled kitten than insulting himself this way all in the name of answering president.

Master strategist is turning out olodo strategist.

Nigerians 1 v 0 Ebola and his herd of tribalists.

You have a good analysis, but can you learn not to mix your analysis with insults?

You might become a professional analyst in future, who knows. Just loo at Bosun now.
Romance / Re: Ghanaian Man Accosts A Nigerian Lady For Dressing "Indecently" (pic/vid) by patorial(m): 9:06pm On Aug 05, 2023
Autobot05:


Use your brain before you talk


Do you know that Nigerian naira got more value that the Ghana cedis?

Forget that exchange rate.

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Crime / Re: Suspected Cultists Murder Tricyclist In Anambra (Graphic Photos) by patorial(m): 7:37pm On Aug 04, 2023
I don't think this is a murder.
Look to me like there were bringing him for medical attention and discovered he's already dead,then they abandoned him to avoid unmet wahala.
Car Talk / Re: As A Driver If You Find Yourself In This Situation What Will You Do? by patorial(m): 5:28pm On Aug 03, 2023
psychologist:
Ok bye

Exactly what they expect you to do, so that you will drive to the one that is perfectly nailed ahead, where you can't easily make it on reverse.
Romance / Re: If You Find Out That Your Husband Is Impotent After Marriage, What Will You Do? by patorial(m): 7:59pm On Aug 01, 2023
amarulabae:
I will look for a side cock perodt.
He should put himself in my shoes.

First of all, impotency doesn't mean he can't have erection, impotency means his sperm can't fertilize a female egg.
Romance / Re: If You Find Out That Your Husband Is Impotent After Marriage, What Will You Do? by patorial(m): 7:56pm On Aug 01, 2023
Yoighaman:


I don't understand your point....if he is able to masturbate and cum, that means he has an erection, so why can't he just insert the goddam thing, thrust and cum inside of her. Or, is there something you are not saying?

Hmmm please read the comment you quoted again and carefully.
Romance / Re: If You Find Out That Your Husband Is Impotent After Marriage, What Will You Do? by patorial(m): 7:54pm On Aug 01, 2023
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Over 90% of Nigerian bannies will immediately quit the marriage..Cuz they can't do without gbola.

Impotency is not same as erectile dysfunction.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija All Stars: Whitemoney’s Cooking Strategy Won’t Work This Time – Uriel by patorial(m): 1:44pm On Aug 01, 2023
Antoeni:
He is just 35 years old, and already a Head of State. You, at your age, you are busy shouting Emi Lo Kan, Jagaban!!! You all are clowns , Senseless

What country are you heading?

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Career / Re: I Failed Job Pre Medical Tests by patorial(m): 4:16pm On Jul 31, 2023
Acidosis:


Count it all joy. Undetected and untreated hepatitis could damage your organs. You can only treat what you know. You didn't get the job but you got a medical report that could spare your life.

Just the statement you made here already shown it to me that you must be very intelligent.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Japan: Man Spends Over $20,000 To Transform Into 'human Dog', Takes First Walk. by patorial(m): 4:36pm On Jul 30, 2023
Smitaro100:



D story itself is complicating because is d op trying to say he spent dat huge sum to buy d costume and wear and pretend to be a dog or he did some surgery to have d features and attribute of a dog? undecided

Because if it's surgery den it's definitely deep but if d reverse is d case, I don't see y d costume alone will b dat expensive.


Niether will the surgery be that cheap.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Japan: Man Spends Over $20,000 To Transform Into 'human Dog', Takes First Walk. by patorial(m): 4:34pm On Jul 30, 2023
Cantonese:
Leg and back must pain am. After that e go know. Again if e decide to return to normal form and no way, no be die be that?

Something the Blackman perfected the art since the ages. With juju, a Blackman transforms into pigs, goats, etc. If you dey pursue an e go dey recite incantation to slow you down. After committing his evil, he will return to his normal human nature.

And by the way, why not come over to some well known areas in Nigeria, if dem no go find im meat inside pot?


It's a custume, watch the video.
Religion / Re: Givers Embassy Church: Where Tithes, Offerings Are Forbidden by patorial(m): 4:16pm On Jul 30, 2023
crossfm:
Hehehe.

After some weeks baba go change mouth,we know how it goes. grin

He will be like,I had an encounter with the ...

He will get the advice from a mad man.
Foreign Affairs / Re: How African Leaders Are Carried In Russia Vs In England (Photos) by patorial(m): 3:42pm On Jul 30, 2023
SmartPolician:


I don't hold briefs for the British government, but they said it was for security reasons. A few African presidents (I think Kenya and Tanzania) attended the burial while all others sent their reps, including Buhari.

As for singling out African leaders, it's FALSE. Most attendees, including those from EU countries, were made to board on that bus because the British security didn't want foreign security operatives around the palace. Only the US and Qatar Emirate were allowed to drive their own cars.

Another Evain dey inside the Evian grin
Career / Re: What My Boss Did To Me. by patorial(m): 5:00pm On Jul 29, 2023
youngsahito:
What is their to tarnish? You didn't see how he has develop the school for them. You won't read a full story but you just jump to conclusion.

He developed the school by investing or what?
Don't he get paid for each term he taught there?
Anyways there is no point argue with you.
I hope you let you ex employee do whatever when you start a cooperate business.

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Family / Re: Trying To Help My Family Member And It Backfired by patorial(m): 4:52pm On Jul 29, 2023
Ishilove:

Oh... Really? How are you able to differentiate between human and AI posts?

This one couldn't arrived at the point a human will usually do in such lengthy content.
Family / Re: Trying To Help My Family Member And It Backfired by patorial(m): 4:50pm On Jul 29, 2023
George2164:
Is amazing to speak polished English, am still yet to comprehend the meat of your message, especially what actually happened and how it was resolved. The purpose of what we do here is to learn from people's life experiences and probably take informed decisions about our life .

There is no meaning you can understand from an AI generated content.
Politics / Re: Gov Mbah Appoints Ekweremadu’s Son, 14 Others Commissioners by patorial(m): 4:36pm On Jul 29, 2023
IconicR:
That's good , I don't know why Ekweremadu is still being held unjustly. That boy involved in his saga isn't as innocent as people thought but the hatred Nigerians have for the rich folk will make them blind to the truth. Once you are rich in Nigeria, you are guilty of everything.

You go fit argue am with the Royal Court?

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Romance / Re: What Advice Do You Have For A 35 Year Old With No Job, No Skill, No Wife . by patorial(m): 2:11pm On Jul 29, 2023
Fedrick100:


I can’t choose Freelancing because am not a good writer

What about web design,can it fetch money also?

I don't think you understand what freelancing means.
Career / Re: What My Boss Did To Me. by patorial(m): 1:42pm On Jul 29, 2023
Angrymode:
OP, your mistake is putting all your hope on your boss regarding your accommodation. Just find a way to move out of their place ASAP to continue your hustle elsewhere. Life goes on and this set back is simply a stepping stone to higher heights. Good luck!

The man is not even his boss but the man's wife.

I don't this as he mentioned that the man's is avoiding the landlord of the house used as the teacher's quarters
Career / Re: What My Boss Did To Me. by patorial(m): 1:40pm On Jul 29, 2023
Dyfynezz12:
They are not competing cos it's not the same business and moreover he is not staying for free

I just hope you are not into the corporate job space.
If you're don't ever think doing such is a good ethic, whether it is a competition or not.

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Career / Re: What My Boss Did To Me. by patorial(m): 1:32pm On Jul 29, 2023
PrinceGallant:

You did not put everything in God's hand, if you had done, you would not bring it to public space.

I understand how you feel, but just know that you are going to higher place and you are just gathering stories up. All is going to be well. Forget about what they did, don't react accordingly but embrace them and wish them well. That is life

OP don't listen to this kind of advice, don't be like Tesla. Be the Edison.

Emotions no go take you anywhere for this life.

No me talk am .

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Career / Re: What My Boss Did To Me. by patorial(m): 1:28pm On Jul 29, 2023
Carcholce:


Error!!! grin

I have a dark mind actually. No doubt about that. But let’s not rule out the fact that what the OP did was an “Error” in business ethics.


If the expectation of the OP came to life, there will be no churches, no mosque, there will be no Nairaland to create topics like this. This comment of mine and yours will not exist. Everyone will be happy.

But this is reality my friend. If the OP’s employer was to narrate their own side of the story, you will wonder and your brain will go into another Error.

I see him painting a proprietor running a business in a business ethics a wicked person.
Career / Re: What My Boss Did To Me. by patorial(m): 1:22pm On Jul 29, 2023
Benard5050:
I've been following the comments...

I didn't just decide that I want to stay in the house.
The director never wanted to renew the house rent in January because he said he doesn't want to have anything to do with the landlady due to the issue they had. But I told him that's where I want, he renewed the rent cos of me and that was the reason I told him to remove the rent till Dec when d current rent will expire then I'll continue d payment myself to d landlady.

But im sure he had a change of plan cos of my exit to spite me. I'm not deterred by this cos I know I've faced more challenges in life and I'll surely overcome.

I am not having entitled mentality but in this school, I took up to 6 subjects and I can confidently say there's no subject I've never taken b4 in the school. While doing this work with so much stress, I forgot to take care of my health and it really toiled on my health that I have an issue with my heart, I've been in and out of hospital for 1 and a half years. Spending and borrowing more money to spend on my health. Do u know this woman never cared about it? That's where d bitterness started from since I couldn't perform like Jackie like I used to do before and this is due to my health.

I discussed d issue of allowing me to stay till ending of the year cos the husband has been reasonable and understanding unlike his wife, I thought he will agree out of goodwill and be considerate due to my contribution to d development of the school. He agreed but im surprised when he changed tune suddenly.

As I said in d main thread, I leave them to God.

Now I understand that the rentage isn't even a school facility.

But stop playing emotional, it won't take your anywhere.

Emotional made you depend on your former employer's grant without a backup plan.

I still think you're in the wrong here. The proprietorship pays the rentage, not the husband. You should have known Better.

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Career / Re: What My Boss Did To Me. by patorial(m): 1:16pm On Jul 29, 2023
Dyfynezz12:

Before he took that decision he must have established a close relationship with them apart from work, he was with them when the school was still small nd he helped built it so he was hoping at least they will be nice enough to allow him stay even if it's not permanent and do his business.
The problem here is dy wife,she was bitter that he is leaving and she succeeded in spoling her husband's mind.

The Op just wrote to tarnish the image of his Boss, where was he expecting his replacement to lodge?

Business don run with emotion

He didn't even see anything wrong running a laundry service in his former employer's facility .

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