₦airaland Forum

The only thing, I can tell you here is that the day your father dies, you will love him more than your mother.
I'm commenting from experience.

EreluRoz:
He can dethrone him, he should thread carefully.

Obi of Onitsha is the most powerful thrown in Igboland o, not all these backyard kingship that a Governor will move anyhow.

verybadmouth:
Forget, charm dey dis life o. No go loose guard oooo

Charm way no fit cuff their president way no gree step down for another man.

Well, I guess money stops nonsense in every country sha.

SocialJustice:
Bla Bla Bla, I don't have to be farmer to know spraying toxic chemicals on plants are bad

Well, you Don't have to become a farmer to understand there are herbicides and insecticides in the farming industry

FunkyAlhaji2015:
See how well dressed and well looking the police in Ecuador are. Ecuador fa! Everyone of them has a bulletproof vest with helmet and is neatly dressed. In Nigeria you will see haggard looking bribe seeking men in unkempt uniforms calling themselves police. Only in Nigeria will policemen go to the line of fire without bullet vest or helmets.

Everything is wrong with this country. Donald Trump was right, we are a Shithole

Theses are tactical squad, evert country have a special squad within their police force.

Freethought:
Well, i can boldly say, none of what's in your first paragraph is the case. The boy is comfortable to some extent and i believe i know my wife to some extent.

My only worry is your last paragraph.

Seem like you are not street worthy.

You think a poor man will come up to run you a 3Million Naira street?

EreluRoz:
A teenager calling a married man simp. What faceless forum is causing ehn

I thought I'm the only one that noticed these things.
I'm even more shock OP replied him, though he ignored the insult.

SirLakes:
DD force is not herbicide nah, but insecticide (to kill storage and field insects).

Abi nah herbicide wey dem package as DD force insecticide you buy

Unless that, given that there are adulterated products in the market these days

opera1:
I don't think it's DD force that destroy your farm coz DD force is an insecticide.

You can use Láraforce or caterpillar force on the farm

From my years of farming, I can tell the farmer simply abused the insecticide but I too know people not to take responsibility of damages

SocialJustice:
You sprayed dd force on beans people will eat, thank God they died.

I'm very sure you know nothing about farming else you wouldn't comment what you just did.

The guy simply abused the chemicals.

It happens when users think the recommendations won't be effective so, they add theirs.

Nice2023:
That means u are new here.

She has always been a misandrist and a terrible one at that.

I have been in nairaland since 2014 and I can tell a female energy when I see one.

That guy has been consistent.

SultanOfAbia:
It is very easy to make money in Nigeria

In Abroad, you need TALENT to blow.
U need good looks, muscle, skill, charm, good agency, PR,

To blow for Nigeria
Just remove SHAME... That's all

It's only in Nigeria that people doing shameful things get more accolades than people doing good deeds

You can feed a whole community and the news will not see front page.
But let portable wear boxers and enter that same community. It will enter frontpage

If you don't have any single atom of Shame
U will make bastard money in Nigeria

Women won't even acknowledge your good achiements
But they will spend 3 hours gossiping about your shameful actions
Giving you more traffic and publicity.

So Dr. Portable understand it very well
Nigerians love stupid irrelevant news

If you can remove shame and act a fool everyday,

Trust me Nigerians will talk about you more and make you rich

If you can remove SHAME and DIGNITY and just supply the majority of Nigeria with useless contents. U don blow💥💥

Who are the creators on Onlyfans?

frugal:
It's called PR. Sends positive signals to investors, and encourages more investments. I thought this was common sense.

How do you people make out time to reply trolls sef?
I thought we all have 24Hours in a day.

spy24:
What is smart about this city

Smart
Academy
International
Innovation

These 4 are the most misused words in Nigeria especially "international".

Nice2023:
That girl is a product of one parent.

Marrying her would be very dangerous to any known man.

She is simply a disgrace to womanhood for even being identified as a feminist.

You actually think it could be a female behind that moniker?

dangermouse:
Farming is one of the big thing I plan on investing soon in Nigeria. My fear is that I will not be around to participate and monitor it to the maximum.

Good one op

I am also planning to go back to farming, if you are free south east os south south, can we connect?

SonOfDSoil01:
you welcome, as long as you are not claiming to develop the place like some people who are cursed to only develop other peoples land while their region is being slept by erosion

E be like say you no miss nairaland for the past 3 days way e dey off.

TOPCRUISE:
Depends on the pay and future oriented goals pertaining to himself and kids.

Average Bank manager salary in Nigeria: N11,000,000/ annum.
Average skyscraper salary in UK: £25000 to £27,304/annum. Or N30,000,000 to N35,000,000

Do the maths.

I just find it funny when you people do this rate conversion thing. Will the cleaner be working from Nigeria?

What you should be stateting is whether £27k/annum is sustainable or not.

Doing rate conversion as if the cleaner will pay house rent in Naira or even buy things in Naira.

Daniel7543:
I tire for the op. I no understand the kind of men wey dey dis generation. E wife dey chat dirty with her colleague nd E dey here dey ask jamb question. if na me I for don go her papa house go collect back the bride price nd then kick her out of my house.

Trust me you go still lose, you wan spend 10k transfer fare just to go collect #300 bride price?

koladata:
All states are the same, you can find good and bad girl anywhere in the world.

As long as you want them in their poverty level, you can get them everywhere un Africa except in Cape Verde and Seychelles

Akwa ibom shoud be first , imo state second ,benue third

Even though there's a higher rate of prostitution In IMO state, the women there are not cheap to get unless you want the less rated ones (road side prostitutes)

cybernaut:
oga, listen carefully and stop unnecessary argue. In benin republic their government provide all the basic amenities for them eg good road,steady metered electricity and steady metered water supply etc which our government denied it from us. Please what else do we need from the government if not the basic amenities. Because u look down on them as a small country but they are better than you that called yourself giant of Africa but ordinary amenities they can't provide for your citizens. Travel and see

Where are you getting these information from?

Obavoh:
I am not a beggar. It is a loan I will surely pay back. Why can’t he just say he can’t lend me , instead of playing my life like long tennis

For your uncle to still welcome you this way to his house should tell you alot, he can help you, but you just don't have an offer.

Obavoh:
I am not a beggar. It is a loan I will surely pay back. Why can’t he just say he can’t lend me , instead of playing my life like long tennis

Your uncle knows better, he has been through it all.
One problem with poor people is that they think they can just borrow a loan, start up a business and pay back.

Bro instead of asking your uncle for a load, make him this offer of inviting him as an investor to the business and he's will be the numbers guy while you be tge field guy.

Nigercity:
What about south Africa, Tanzania and Nairobi?
Abi there own no follow?

The heading says Top 30 and I believe you noticed the 30th has below 50 skyscrapers

EtinosaDLaw:
But that does look a lot like a diamond o. If I'm right, in that size, your guy will be a dollar millionaire in a matter of months.

That does not in anyway look like a diamond, but a diamond quartz.
Diamonds don't have embodied cracks.

Why do people call civil marriage a court wedding?
Wetin concern court with the registry?

That's not a python, Pythons don't have long tails

Nwodosis:
It is still a win win for the Landlord. The Landlord will simply tell her to fix the apartment the way she met it and collect her caution fees. Na now she buy market that may take her to prison for malicious damage.
There is no way you will park into a house and the house will remain the same when you are parking out. What of the wear and tear on the house fittings like the doors, tiles, wardrobe, wall paints etc
Are they not damages? How do you quantity such damages?

The landlord don't even need to refund her, and she must fix the damages.

Most tenants think notice to quit means no more paying rent through the period.

Kobojunkie:
Well, of course it is! However, it is done under the authority of the courts. It is referred to as LEGAL, right?

Yes it is the most legally recognised.

This is a hearse ,not an ambulance.

[quote author=Kobojunkie post=127131891][/quote]It's done in the Registry, not the court.