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PoliticsRe: PDP Governorship Ticket: OBJ Loses Again. by patorini(m): 11:57am On Jan 29, 2011
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^^^^^^^Nigerian Politics is never and will never be about "MORALS", GEJ could have picked a pedo-phile  grin as long as the criminal can deliver the votes (not minding that faulty INEC machine)  grin grin

Will someone please ASSIST and LIBERATE my brothers from Kwara State, it seems "UP OLOYE" SARAKI has cooked/mixed something with vegetable soup for them  grin grin (Zombiesm)  lipsrsealed
Otherwise, how can Governorship be passing from father-to-son, to-daughter, to-grand-daughter and the family dog, since God knows when? Haaba??
wanted to ask the same question o. are they the only people in that state?
PhonesRe: Help Nokia 5800-blank Screen Problem by patorini(m): 6:28pm On Jan 21, 2011
take it to everyday emporium at rumola. that's where i bought mine and that's where i fixed mine when it happened. it usually takes between one to three weeks.
PhonesRe: Mtn Magic Number: Pls What's The Meaning by patorini(m): 12:59pm On Jan 21, 2011
N250 is for registration. if you initiate the registration, they deduct d N250 from your account. It is valid for 30days.
PhonesRe: What The Hell Is MTN PayGo? by patorini(m): 12:57pm On Jan 21, 2011
i have no problems with this new tariff plans.
RomanceRe: I Am Doing Something Abominable And I Know But I Need Help by patorini(m): 12:48pm On Jan 21, 2011
i for like straff too. maybe dat'll cure d madness,
RomanceRe: I Am Doing Something Abominable And I Know But I Need Help by patorini(m): 11:14am On Jan 21, 2011
seriously you need help.
Jokes EtcRe: Hon. Obahiagbon After Losing The Acn Primaries: by patorini(m): 3:50pm On Jan 20, 2011
snthesis:
"This has made me suffused With Emotional Narcolepsy That The Homo Sapiens In The Metro-political Geographical Enclave of Edo Have Opted For Owanbe-ing Over Legislative Quomodo Dicis. Such A Reckless Display Of Narcissistic And Flamboyant Hedonism Is Capable Of Encumbering Our Nascent,  Democracy With Insidious Repercussive And Cataclysmic Exigencies’' shocked shocked shocked grin grin grin grin grin grin
PROBLEM!!!!!!! i don laff tire.
PhonesRe: *** Glo Launches First 4G-LTE Network In Nigeria! *** by patorini(m): 4:18pm On Jan 12, 2011
bedtime stories!
AutosRe: SOLD!SOLD!!!!!2005 Honda Accord @ Cheapest Price Ever!n1.3m 08023055599 by patorini(m): 2:12pm On Jan 11, 2011
location?
AutosRe: Affordable Auto-mobiles: For Sale.(by Cyclone Ltd) by patorini(m): 1:55pm On Jan 11, 2011
location?
RomanceRe: What Are A Lady's Funny Moves? by patorini(m): 12:02pm On Jan 11, 2011
my girl just places my hand on her ass and giggles. but if i'm asleep i hear this very soft "hoooooneeeeyy" wisper and automatically ""JIMMY BOY"" wakes up before me.
it works like magic everytime.
RomanceRe: See What Abuja Has Done To My Marriage by patorini(m): 7:23pm On Jan 10, 2011
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[color=deeppink]ABUJA!!

the place in nigeria where sugar daddying is legit,
that lady has lost her man to abuja gals and catfish,isi-ewu and beer[/color]
about the cat fish and isiewu, i know a good spot.
RomanceRe: From Halima Bashir With Love by patorini(m): 6:59pm On Jan 10, 2011
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
RomanceRe: Wants To Have Your Baby by patorini(m): 6:58pm On Jan 10, 2011
interesting offer tongue
BusinessRe: 10 Investment Companies That Would Make You Rich In 2011 by patorini(m): 11:44am On Jan 05, 2011
hmmmm, haven't i seen this before? undecided
RomanceRe: Who Loves Big Girls? by patorini(m): 5:40pm On Jan 04, 2011
yup. with enuf matter behind.
RomanceRe: Who Loves Big Girls? by patorini(m): 5:38pm On Jan 04, 2011
nope. i'm Ibo.
RomanceRe: Who Loves Big Girls? by patorini(m): 5:03pm On Jan 03, 2011
skinny women, out!
thick (not fat) women , gimme a planet full of them! that's heaven!
BusinessRe: 10 Investment Companies That Would Make You Rich In 2011 by patorini(m): 4:28pm On Jan 03, 2011
speak. you have my attention.
ComputersRe: How Do I Download Youtube Videos From The Net? by patorini(m): 10:53pm On Jan 01, 2011
i use freecorder4. it automatically starts downloading when you open any page with a video in it and it gives you the option of saving as a video(.flv) or as an audio file(.mp3)
its free by the way.but just make sure its open when you want to launch the youtube site.
EventsRe: Craziest Thing U Did This Year? by patorini(m): 4:47pm On Dec 30, 2010
stopped at a pub in GRA at about 8pm, drank till mid night, picked up the first "shams" had a BJ in my car.

drove to another pub across the express pick up another one. had another BJ in the car.

left for casablanca, drank till 2:30am, picked another "shams" and had another BJ but this time i paid one security man across the road so i could use the security house.

finished and went to look for another pub and drank till 5.30 - 5.45am. got home at about 6 and slept till evening.

finally woke up and asked myself what exactly was wrong with me.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Free School Management Software by patorini(m): 4:01pm On Dec 28, 2010
haven't seen the mail yet.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Port Harcourt Nairalanders by patorini(m): 5:47pm On Dec 24, 2010
its chris 08033198587.
who wants to drink beer?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Wedding Date, Wedding Plans But No Fiancee Yet by patorini(m): 5:23pm On Dec 24, 2010
gbanikiti:
I go b best man o. Begin share d invitatn card. Nonsense!!! U neva begin walker u dey talk hw 2run marathon.
abeg ooooooo, my ribs dey ache i don laff tire.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: How Do I Get A Dating Site That Really Work In Naija by patorini(m): 5:20pm On Dec 24, 2010
Phate07:

self-service.com angry

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una no well! cheesy grin grin grin grin grin
AutosRe: Registered V6 Honda Accord 1.4 Million by patorini(m): 1:23am On Dec 14, 2010
hmmmm,
RomanceRe: What Qualities Makes Ur Girlfriend Outstanding by patorini(m): 6:49pm On Dec 11, 2010
When it comes to the body, ARSEnal and manCHESTer dey play 4:2.
she's got style though and kind reminds me of my mother.
PoliticsRe: Ddc Machines Stolen At Lagos Airport by patorini(m): 12:22am On Dec 10, 2010
everything is possible in this country!

Nigeria i hail thee!!!
babsmii:
land of confusion, lol im sure they will start kidnapping inec officials soon, so who will even operate the machines?,
i was kinda thinking the same thing
Christianity EtcRe: Gay Church Opens In Igboland by patorini(m): 11:57pm On Dec 06, 2010
Mr¬Cork:
creamyswit . Madam i dont mind if u take me, as long as u gots big booosi, heavy Nyansh pluys extra thigh. I will be happy tongue
abeg abeg, my ribs don dey pain me eh!!!!!!!!!!! i don laff tire. you no go kill me eh!!!!
RomanceRe: My Boss Hates Me For Dating Her Niece. by patorini(m): 11:50pm On Dec 06, 2010
dude! you crossed the line.
BusinessHere's What I Do. by patorini(op): 1:34am On Dec 01, 2010
I design and Install Fiber Optic Networks,
I Do structured office cabling (LAN design),
I deploy business management softwares (to help run your businesses)
I deploy school management softwares
I am currently pushing "lightweight" document management solutions for companies and corporate organizations
I also provide inventory management solutions, be it Tank Farms, Warehousing facilities
I also do IT consulting.

I provide Solutions to everyday problems using the best technology and the lowest pricing.

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