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homesteady: So after all the insults we showered on the sales-girl, Oprah was wrong!

This guy na mumu sha...
you spell well which means you went to school.


But...you need refund from your comprehension teacher!

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spongeback: And what is wrong with what I wrote
Maybe you should work on your reading skills. Peter isn't the first to propose to a lady with a range rover. Last year, a guy proposed to his GF with a range. I think the guy is a footballer. I guess you would understand this.

Now we do

Thank me later

Dan Anyiam: Its because when you give someone a wedding invitation, it doesn't mean you are telling the person he will seat at high table at the wedding. I haven't seen any political party ever formed in the world that screen the saintly qualification of its members. Every new party has always says to disgruntled members of other party or parties can join them. Its nothing new. Just that you guys don't like APC or whatever its called, hence everything they do must be terrible. Its like hating someone, whatever they do is never going to be good enough.

Dan Anyiam was a good one...I mean the real Dan Anyiam.
Why would a half-baked graduate like you decide to use such a prestigious name to make comments with poor structure, wrong spellings and awful reasoning. You need to go and collect your school fees (full refund).Nairaland will do a better job teaching you.

Campaign as you may, you wont be Nairaland's APC wing leader. Until your writing becomes more comprehensible.

Boko Haram, taking another dimension!

So them Catch Shekau, some Northern politicians still want to collect Amnesty!
This one na case of instead make full cow escape, cut some of it's tail!

Nonsense...Professional Cattle rearers!

payless: I used to live in the North and I can tell you those muslims would not do something like this during thier fasting period.

This is handowrk of Jonathan and his Ijaw touts. This is a ploy to distabilize the North, then declare State of Emergency. Igbo people are going to be the sacrificial lamb when it is all said and done.

One staunch Boko Haramist giving us tips on their plans....

I pity the Igbos in the North

Dospix: ...
“We are protesting because there are reasons that the present government is long overdue for impeachment. Let me cite a common one. Rivers crisis is enough to impeachment the President. We can state more than 10 reasons but that of Rivers State is worth it and we will ensure that justice is done because we can’t afford to fold our arms and watch some class of people who never fought for democracy to destroy the democracy we made sacrifice for only because they are privilege to be in power.”

Reminded that the Presidency had consistently denied any involvement in the crisis, Yerima said such was already expected.

He said: “Of course, you don’t expect them to admit that they are part of it. They will always claim that they are not part of it. With insecurity, with the kind of casualty situation we are getting, it clearly demonstrates that this President lacks the strength to handle the affairs of the country and to that extent we are saying that Nigerians must rise up and save this country so that it will not be destroyed.

He added that: “We have over 49 organisations that came together and formed this movement as a coalition. We have other resource people that we reaching out to. Already, we are in touch with ASUU. We are moving ahead to meet with people like Buhari, Balarabe Musa, Tunji Braithwaite, Mike Ozekhome, Ben Nwabueze, so many of them. Hopefully, they will be at the rally because, they have shown interest”.
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source: www.vanguardngr.com/2013/07/police-abort-impeachment-rally-against-jonat

in this same Rivers state or is there another Rivers state somewhere close to Abuja?
..ganja smoking mo.rons

[quote author=ShyM-X]Seriously, Patrick27, are you a phaggot?

Listen, stop disturbing my life and go wa.nk yourself to sleep. [/quote]At least you are my brother a pope and mark you, this is patrick27 not your other brother the phaggot.

I wasn't there when she was teaching you guys how to wa.nk to sleep.

Katsumoto: So if 100 priests are caught, then all priests must be guilty. Before you make blank statements, you should do the maths first. Since the first case of wrong doing by a priest was discovered, how many cases have there been and how many men have been ordained as priests?

Think about this - if there are 100,000 men in incarceration in the state of California, using your analogy, should we conclude that all the men who have ever lived in California since the first prison was built, are criminals?

Its a debate, I just want you to make it intellectual by introducing stats to support your position.

Expecting pope ShyM-X to be intellectual? You won't get it bro...not in this life....

[quote author=ShyM-X]Talk when your pope comes out to denounce it and expel the pedos. When I say expel, I mean get them out of the Church and not by posting them to Africa to fvck little black boys in their ar.ses. [/quote]Good reasoning pope ShyM-X the first, the writer of doctrines, the condoner of pedos and wisest man in his clan

[quote author=ShyM-X]However, how many black Christians have come out to denounce this savagely act? How many of them have questioned their priests and their pedophilic culture, which is part of the Roman Catholic doctrine? Even the pope condones it.[/quote]Pope condones what?
Part of which doctrine?

You are certainly a pope and author of the doctrines! You are really wise and learned.

Imagine Yerima winking at one of these kids...Aru

When you pour water and oil together, this is what you get...we have no reason to be together as a country.

Islamic Republic of Northgeria

And

United States of Biafra....and don't think Edo and Ondo will be included in this!

I can't wait to see a peaceful breakup as annoying as IRN indigenes will find it.....it will come to pass

sanniemoe: Bro, I respect u a lot. U got it all wrong. When IBB took powers in 85, he was the chess master. He made the whole world to believe he was the long awaited messiah. even the then president of United States fell for his agenda,the OAU and commonwealth all fell. So it wasn't a Soyinka thing.
Wole Soyinka has the right to believe,serve and worship whatever he wants to. I stand to be corrected,even a Satanist acknowledges the existence of God,only that he chose to worship Satan.
Pirates wasn't founded as a blood sucking institution as U made it seem. It had good intentions,it was only high jacked and things didn't go as planned.
Wole Soyinka using that term "MDA" on PEJ is very right in his own way and I support him
Finally, Abacha's daughter is an animal,a pig for that rant. It shows the level of discipline,if any she received from an animal she calls her father and a beast hearted woman she calls mother

You were making sense only for you to end up acting like the Abacha's daughter. Vicious circle of curses and abuses.

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omanzo02: That is Turai ahead before President Yar'dua steps of the plane, what do those jobless fault finders got to say about this?

Please create another thread with title "Turai also broke protocol but went unnoticed"

Giving a dog a bad name so as to hang it....so many jobless politicians on nairaland

If police use the right words "suspected Boko haram" una go complain.

If they become too optimistic and say " Boko haram members" una go ask how are they sure.

Even if you catch armed robber red handed, na still suspect them be, abi una no dey listen to other foreign security reports


...enough said!

pmc01: When will the PDP stop this "People Deceiving People" acts (at the expense of lives been wasted)?


A tragic and absurd theatrics of lies. Sad!

PDP proposes amnesty, Boko haram refuse, you blame PDP.
PDP applies military force, you complain.
Boko Haram split, you blame PDP.
PDP arrives at agreement with one faction, you still blame PDP.
Shekaru preaches the killing of teachers and the burning of schools, you blame PDP.

I hate PDP and their looting and corruption even under the poor leadership of GEJ but my weed doesn't work as well as yours. Abeg where do you get them?

Where are all these "PDP is Boko Haram" theorists? So, it is only lauyan Abuja that has got the liver to defend the two Boko Haram parties.

Where are the following: HNosegbe, pataki, franchizy and their like?
Or are they yet to decide which faction GEJ is sponsoring?

I have been watching in silence, but i needed to make this observation.

May they divide and give themselves up whether they are being sponsored by Buhari or GEJ.
This is good, so that the menace ends with minimal civilian casualty and no waste of our money on amnesty.