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Someone get me a dictionary......let me really check the meaning of stunning..

Kanu no gree o.o..she must pay cow and butcher it herself and kneel down and feed you the meat... if na you Bleep up like this you go run reach the end of the planet earth before she go gree

Even if them give me the 2010 version wahala no go dey o...but i like the honda cause it has a better look oveoverall..and toyota cars too dey quick cast..

those two fellas above me..abeg...no be una pikin na..which one una carry am for head like this??

Without much ado..we all know where this is heading...one question though..snake don turn celebrity abi?

wonder233:
but that still didn't stop you from masturbating to the pictures, did it?

lol.. Eyah..you follow get strech marks too?

Bought usams 10000 mah at 8k real value... you will see 900000 mah at 2500 if cant even get your phone filled

When you see them inside cloth you fit mad when them comot the cloth the strech mark wer you go see them fit carry wire two houses..

He is waiting for marcelo to cross so he will nod it and put or waiting for his favourite tea..."penaltea" messi meanwhile is the G.O.A.T...come and beat me

Welcome back to nigeria...carry plenty food come back because the country still dey as una been comot leave am

Sound sultan got that shit on lockdown...he looks like someone that even designed the uniform

armpit:
gini mere ya? Odi very sumpcious


Throwback

swear down..that track was dope still dope

IJOBA2:
LEKWA NOT LEKPA

yes boss

Shae every fair girl now na actress? For her bio you go see say she don act over 1000 movies... even one i never see

Thats not tiwa savage..thats savage tiwa...if you know what i mean

They just trynna make him look tough or something... but if its true the strippers use straw dey suck am??

2 shots..lekpa see that babe... nice one bro..better than living a fake ass life..

She looks like flying carpet ball ...she just round everywhere

No mind the dumb ass nigerians that think football is everything

Magnifik18:
Damn! Nigga got more salt than that in the dead sea.

Nigeria will not have salt shortage for the next 10 years if only you would let them extract just 40% of the salt inside of you...

lol bro i swear...you know the broke one's from what they type

Guys Guys...am taking my internet to the psychiatric home...e don dey get small traces of insanity...

To the guys avove me who dey talk say them go dust this beast with mercedes clk 550... no wahala...make una drive go..make we see which one go attract attention pass .. am a mercedes fanatic but this a beauty

Good thing no life was lost..drivers sef... if na to load people from engine to boot them sabi..common extinguisher to buy..them go dey dodge VIO and road safety

make una clear road..road...am about to land my private jet and pick her up..

freestylebony:
Alaye, lets call a spade a spade....olosho lo olosho nje errday errtime

olosho abi? You don Bleep am?? Where the girl dey you never dream to dey.. her olosho dey pay...yOu dey nairaland dey hate..

Deo1986:
Messi is not the richest man in Argentina or spain. He still get paid by someone. i wish you would aim higher. Ever heard of Mark Zuckerberg?

mark zuckerberg isnt the richest man in the world...ever heard of vladmir putin?

NairaMaster1:
May your wife divorce you to flaunt a gift from the mab that destroys your marriage. Supporting evil in the name of civilization.
She is a first class ashawo

still not your life she is living...it shouldn't be your problem...i swear nigerian men mentality is something else

Jakumo:
Baba Musiliu the Master Welder from Owode Onirin has bestowed his stamp of approval on ALL the emergency patching and welding that is used to hold those antique aircraft together whilst in flight.

There is one caveat, however, and that is that prior to each and every flight, a large male dog MUST be killed and sacrificed to Ogun, the God of Iron, who in turn will offer conditional protection to the aircraft, unless, of course the flight encounters severe turbulence, in which case, deliverance from disaster will be reposed in the ability of passengers to offer suitable emergency prayers to the various gods that they worship, as the disaster unfolds mid-air.

if na so na only road i go use or water

Hope the tail of the plane doesnt fall off...or cockpit disengage

The guy above me...no need to call her olosho...its not your pussy...why so salty?? Cause you cant give your GF this kind of stuffs?? some Nigerian men especially the broke ass one's have twisted mentality...cause her bf got her something expensive means she is a LovePeddler abi? Seriously disappointing

am sure the side chick still does it better.... 2baba am i wrong??

Watching this now and you'll ask yourself what you really were scared of back then..