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Yoruba demon.

We are currently selling plantain sucker (elephant giant) @50 per sucker.
Location is Egbal community, off Benin Auchi Road, Uhunmwonde Local Government. Edo State

What about if kidnapping him was his role in the movie? Thanks God the movie ended well.

Buy your plantains suckers @50 per suckers. if you are buying more than 1000 let negotiate.

Friedturkey:
A girl I was once involved with was batshit crazy.
During sex she would always ask me to choke her until she passes out, and I will always shout NO! I can't be testing my village people.
One day while she was riding ontop, I decided to get freaky, stretched my hands to her throat and choked her a bit. This girl instantly became possessed by unclean spirits, went from zero to hundred in 5 seconds, started riding like crazy, twitching uncontrollably.
Next thing I knew, she took a pillow, covered my face, and started choking me back while shouting "please babe, pass out for me babe!". I just threw her away and ended the relationship there. Iss nor me you will kill.
That's the best, weirdest, and scariest sex I've ever had.

After you pass out for her, the next will be die for me baby, from there villages people will show up. Thank God you are still here.

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Who notice that this parrot has stopped talking after he learnt that no chair for the chairman in APC.

Buy your plantains suckers @50 per suckers. if you are buying more than 1000 let negotiate.

So amazing that some taught they were Jesus' secretary, yet common virus they cannot command out Nigeria. If they stop people from going to church, do they stop him from praying?

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If Atiku sack you, go and apply in Buharis' company.

adhoc:
Hi Paul, when is the best time to plant plantain in Rivers state

The best time is now so that your harvest time falls in time of scarcity.

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Buy your suckers @50 per suckers. if you are buying more than 2000 let negotiate.

Am dumbfounded. Devil would have treated his wife better than this

Saintmary:
No one can teach you how to overlook what you cannot overlook. You can't stop thinking about what she must have done with her ex during her couples life stint. Let her start afresh with someone new.
Until she learns to keep her mouth shut, she will continue on the cycle of starting over with someone new, after each guy has wasted her time. Hence, involuntarily jumping from guy to guy in search of love and acceptance.

Inside life.

Still selling

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Cent50:
Can you supply like 2000 suckers to Imo state?drop me your contact.

08066784424

Still selling!

Start cooking it while we help you ask oracle for the name. Don't forget pepper and salt.

Buy your suckers @50 per suckers. if you are buying more than 2000 let negotiate.

slimprat:
I just wish those artificial people are like me
I have a very very small breast,small bum bum. People use to abuse me and make jest of me,always telling me to use bumbum whenever I’m going out
But I don’t believe in artificial look ,no matter what you do those that will hate you will hate you,those that will like you for who you are ,will definitely like you
Just be yourself.

If you know how soon people forget the dead you won't use you body to please anyone.

Still selling!

If you vote for Buhari I don't care whatever happen to you but if you don't RIP.

Buy your suckers @50 per suckers. if you are buying more than 2000 let negotiate.

Giving money to governor is like handling bank key to robbers.

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Oga hope say you have not been used by one of those ladies?

Pls don't die biko. if u have problem let's know so we can try our best.

babasolution:
the poor shall continue to be poor.yoruba poor ooo

I will like someone to reply this thing

This one will be useful during 2023 campaign, just allow them climb the podium.