₦airaland Forum

AkinPhysicist:
SOURCE OF RANKING: IPOB Department of Fake Statistics and Lies.

Fake statistics while you grovel with hunger in your stomach waiting for subsidy palliatives to reach your village ward
Tinubu's incompetence will not put a penny in pocket

Bola Tinubu now ranks as worst President in Nigeria since 1960

Should INEC be scrapped or reformed since all elections in Nigeria are now ending up in the Tribunal, with the Judiciary determing who wins or loses elections across the Federation?
Currently, INEC has not justified the use of the monies being spent to conduct elections in Nigeria

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joeterhile:
🏡 Exciting Estate Alert! 🏡

Introducing the White House Estate in Kuje, Abuja 🌳

LANDMARKS

❇️ Nnamdi Azikiwe Airport
❇️ Maxcare Pharmacy and Stores
❇️ Nigeria - Ghana international college
❇️ Market Square supermarket
❇️ Sanjuma Mall
❇️ Total Filling Station, Kuje
❇️ Rano filling station
❇️ Military checkpoint (176 Batallion brigade)


FEATURES
✅ 24/7 power supply
✅ Top-notch security system
✅ Modern Drainage System
✅ Centralized Sewage System (Biodigester)
✅ Scenic Landscape and Serene Environment
✅ Well-planned Road Network
✅ Shopping Malls and Restaurants

BENEFITS
✅ Secure and Gated Community
✅ Perfect Documentation with Title: R of O
✅ Immediate Allocation Upon Purchase
✅ Well-Structured Master Plan
And there's even more to discover! 🌟
🏞 Limited-Time Offer: Your Slice of Paradise Awaits! 🏞

Land Size: 400sqms

Land Price: 27 Million
Discount Price: 12 Million (Till October 1st)
Per Plot for an acre: 10Million (That’s 60M for 6 plots, instead of 72M)

Deposit 5 Million, and spread the balance over 6 to 12 months.
But hurry, this offer will not be long.

To secure your plot: reach me on

📞 +2348065338144

Joe Terhile
Sales Partner with GText Holdings
Believer | Realtor | Investor

LOVE & LANDS TO YOU 🥂

What is the proximity of the Plots of land to those Landmarks you mentioned.
As far as I'm concerned, Nnamdi Azikiwe Airport is not in Kuje. Nigeria-Ghana School is a bit far from Kuje town going towards Gwagwalada.
Some of the other landmarks are within and almost on the outskirts of Kuje town.

So mentioning landmarks which are not close to the plots will be disappointing for a buyer who has no knowledge of Kuje town and thinks those landmarks have close proximity to the plots

The term Unknown Gunmen and Rice Bandits is a popular term on Nairaland especially in the comment sections.
However, I'll like to clarify the origins of the term "Rice Bandits"

I tried making some findings on the origin of the term Unknown Gunmen and found out that the term originated from a submission by the former Governor of Ebonyi State, Dave Umahi, who at a briefing in June 2021, said: Let our people come out to speak out that the unknown gunmen are not really unknown gunmen, they are our young men and women who will defend our land tomorrow. They should stop being killed; they should stop giving themselves to be killed.

The modus operandi of UGM involves sporadic shooting, abduction, maiming, arson, jailbreak and extrajudicial killing. Their targets include private citizens, business owners, politicians, government institutions and business organisations. Their activities are carried out in rural and urban areas; in daytime or at night. The aftereffect of such attacks is the destruction of life and property, piles of dead bodies, displacement, torched villages, maimed victims, lots of casualties, an increase in internal displacement, forced migration and food shortages.


However, I will like to know the origin of the term Rice Bandits becoming a popular phrase on Nairaland.

A padlock that any key can open loses its value and utility. But a key that can open any padlock is called a master key. Heavy mileage for the padlock is a disadvantage. Serious mileage for the key is an advantage.

Take a driver. The more cars a driver drives, the more that driver's value increases as a skilled expert. An experienced driver is an asset. But the more drivers a car has had, the less its value as an asset. A highly used car is a liability. High mileage is good for the driver but bad for the vehicle. That is why you should be wise.

Both genders are not equal. One is like glass. If it is broken, you will know. The other is like water. It breaks rocks but can't be broken. I agree it is not fair. But it is a fact of life. Do what will build your long-term treasure, not what will give you short-term pleasure. A parable!

#RenosNuggets #FreeLeahSharibu

When Nigeria plays Cameroon and Egypt 6-0, I'll believe Super Eagles are ready to play Football

optionalY09:
If for any reason Nigerians must force Tinubu out of power for any emergency reason which i will not recommend if he’s leading in the interest of Nigerian people. If otherwise i would like to have Omoyele Sowore or Mazi Nnamdi Kanu as the president of Nigeria.

These two people have the energy for our generation and have the ability to set a promising part for the next ten Generation.

That’s Final.

Omoyele Sowore and Nnamdi Kanu don't have good leadership qualities. It is when they get power that you'll know they are just old corrupt polticians in young men's body

owagbeba:
Hi Paul.

Which online AI photo editor did you use? I like the arty feel of the clothes and color shades.

Can you recommend any online (web browser based ) AI photo editor.

Thanks

I used Imagine AI. Tell it whatever you want it to create.
Go to Playstore and download anyone you like. They're many there.

The train is just like a new wife.

After she's been banged by Lagosians for 6-8 months, the data in the WiFi will cease existing and prices will return to normal.

No be Nigeria we dey

Asake

LikeAking:
Your thread has taken over NL..

Nice!

This looks more realistic

aka omo Baba Olowo

The Man from Agulu.

The Presidential candidate from Dubai

The City Boy from Lagos

Tinubu calling Wike "Landlord of Abuja".

Very reckless statement from a man occupying a Presidential office. Shows the man doesn't think sometimes before talking

And yet, the Hausas are not as successful or industrious as the Jews or Igbos ;

Abeg abeg...the only tribe in Nigeria who share much similarities to the Jews are the Igbos

Abi you think say na Almajiri and Bandit work Jewish people dey do?

See dis one. Because she manage use Police arrest one poor small girl, charge her to court; she don dey make mouth.

She should try it on her fellow Colleagues in the industry

Zaloadytee:
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Where is your location in Akure?
I want my cousin to attend your classes.
He stays at Oba-Ile Estate not far from Alagbaka

The former US president proudly posted his Georgia mugshot on his social media channels - admitting he didn't even know what one was before he was indicted. There's no doubt the image will go down in history - just as similar shots of well-known faces have before.


Donald Trump's scowling mugshot will rank among the most famous of all time.

The former president joins celebrities like OJ Simpson, Khloe Kardashian, Hugh Grant and other famous faces who have had their picture taken by the authorities after run-ins with the law.

While in the UK mugshots are only released when a defendant is convicted, in the US they are published as soon as someone is "booked" - or formally indicted.

They should just be wearing Hijab or purdah to prevent even hair from falling inside the food..especially those waitresses that wear wigs