₦airaland Forum

Skepticus:
The gaboon is better in that regard. I can't say the same for the black mamba of southern africa and the Russell's viper of India.

You mean you agree with my premise in relation to the Gabon Viper?

Skepticus:
That's death personified. Bad tempered snake.

It has one of the longest fangs in the snake kingdom and it's not known to give dry (venomless) bites.

One bite, 30 minutes drive to the world beyond.

But will it still bite even when left on it's own?
As I heard snakes seldom bite when not agitated...

They'll infact run from you on seeing you, and will only bite in self-defence when there's no escape route....

heendrix:
The way I hate gaboon vipers ehn

if I were to be the one that killed it....the pictures would have been a battery

Why you hate them so?

Is it cos they are ugly?

joviegghead:
Hmm.
Let me rebut her claims:

Funke is just a workaholic. She's serious-minded. She wants 100%. Sometimes to get the best, strictness in workplace is best option. A free handed management mostly leads to lackadaisical attitude on the part of the employees.
So because she doesn't allow TV watching means she's evil, right?
Then corporate institutions that frown against play at work and other distractions are evil.

Workers will always find a way to make what they dislike in the employer seem so evil.

If funke is paying you for the script, give her what she wants.

This just goes on to show you what occupies the mind of the average Nigerian lady.

TV, yoruba film, chat, browse gossip sites, cook, wash, fvck & procreate- nothing more.

Very trivial minded lots...

DEXTROVERT:
OMG
This is both lower limbs Necrotizing fascitis,
He might have died from Pulmonary Embolism.
Rip
May God console the family

How would N.F lead to P.E?

Explain the pathogenesis abeg...

espn:
You people should forget isolation centres and do better things with the money...Abeg enough of the virus yahoo...

If I catch you ehn...

vicardino:
Good morning

Provide VIN please...

JosEast:
Read more: https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/i-have-no-presidential-ambition-wike.html

Who go vote you b4?

Goldenkrezi:
Great

If she's below 16years old mke she no try put unilag oo.. Dem fit shatter person destiny ni..
Go and ask the highest in jamb 2019 wat dere did to him last year.... just saying

Oh shey day one wey dem deny am admission ba?

Dpharisee:
That statement by Oshiomole was really condescending to say the least, just to prove his loyalty.
Meaning that it was more of a master slave relationship and not about members of the party who cut across various divides.
Buhari can nominate you as a party Chairman, but after your successful election you become a leader of all members of the party and not a servant of Buhari.
This is total Sychophancy from the IDP Comrade.

He spoke about loyalty to Buhari in that press conference so much and severally as if someone had a gun to his head from behind the scenes or perhaps EFCC has shown him his case file

He knows that's what it takes to survive in this current dispensation.

He's not the only one guilty of such. Every APC member sees Buhari as a demigod such that, even when things have been confirmed to be his fault, they'll rather blame the cabals, or themselves and absolve Bubu of blame; like he's some toddler who doesn't know what he's doing.

It's a struggle for who can suck Bubu's saggy scrotum and blow breeze in his yansh best, and none of them is ashamed of it...

OffAir:
It's good that you have the wise decision to play dumb about your 2023 ambitions

Cuz anything otherwise,it won't bode well for you at all

Am sure you don't want to lose Lagos too come 2023 cuz that is what will happen if you don't behave like a good boy like Ur proxy osinbajo to your fulani masters

So for now,nothing you say henceforth is relevant to us cuz you have been made politically expendable at the national level

My suggestion is you try to save your neck and stick to your regional politics

Am sure you won't like to be made politically irrelevant in your backyard of Lagos too cuz the Present APC cabal can easily do that if you annoy them

And don't think they have forgotten the setup with the 2 bullion vans ..

EFCC loading...

Abeg yearn me about the set up with the 2bullion vans meen...

neurowale001:

You you never ready to write anything, since you book space finish?

majamajic:
Barbing is a very nice cash out , low cash set up
But woman be their problem !

How women?

alphaNomega:
Still empty

alphaNomega:
Empty head it is. You really talk too much for someone who thinks ( wait you can't think, head is empty) women see single guys as damaged goods.

gtfoh mehn

Stop abusing cough syrup, una no go gree hear word.
See your life?
You've damaged your brain from robotripping, come dey shout up and down like a rhomboid headed clown.

Congrats for successfully turning yourself into a complete moròn...

Olofo

Danielfx:
No doubt I had doubt if her love was genuine. I have asked myself just how to get the truth out of her head. She came with tales of love, always making me feel like a king. Yes, she told me she thinks about me every seconds and how scared she becomes thinking of losing me.

This relationship started barely a month ago. We started as friends and eventually she became my girl. She was intrigued with tales of my ex and how hopelessly i drowned in love with my ex, how my ex gave me the shove of my life and how i wanted someone to change my obsession.

Then she came, she acted well but the connection just wasn't there but i had to play along and for the first time in my life, i felt what responsibility is, all her expenses became mine and she barely said no to anything i thrilled her to (do you want ice cream ? Yes... Do you want apple ? Yes..).

I became worried because she was a liability, always taking and never giving. She couldn't advise me in the simplest of assumed situations and making love to her doesn't excite me that much because i barely feel the thrust during sex... She lacked bedmathics and financial management. So, obviously she offered nothing.

So I called my friend and confidante to advise me about her, Afterall i was becoming unhappy each passing day with her. He told me to test her, "simply refrain from giving her a dime for now...."

I went to her place and after our usual boring moments i left without giving her money (I usually give her money). I arrived home and settled down to reminisce about the day, just then i realised she didn't call me. Oh no, she always put the call first so what could have been wrong. I texted her, thanking her for the moment we spent talking that evening and finally she called. We spoke for few minutes and bamn, she told me she wants to get busy with her chores, okay. The minute went bye, an hour, 24 hours, a day and few hours and still no call...

Why should i put the call Afterall, i offered her what most guys wouldn't and the only and one thing she had to do is call me to atleast say "Danielfx i miss you...."

Well, i learnt a funny lesson. She ain't loyal....

Women have been failing tests since the beginning of the world.

Nothing new

Ugaboy:
the guy is mentally retarded

As far as I'm relatively faster than your congenitally stupid self, there's hope

merieam16:
dont mind dat 1 jawe, is one of those fortunate Agbero

Sorry ooo, unfortunate ode

merieam16:
smh....d effect of covid 19 already

Mtchew...

Nothing as usual...

Ugaboy:
he paid someone to have registered with NL

Your use of English here is the exact reason JAMB reduced cutoffs...

No wonder you couldn't comprehend a word I wrote.

Simp

merieam16:
lik seriously, everybody sha want 2 say sumtin

No be me sey make you no get wetin to talk.

Ugaboy:
come here who registered u ön NL

Your uncle- me that is...

Earlystar698:
https://www.thecable.ng/mr-price-announces-plan-to-exit-nigeria/amp

E koshy lo...awon oniranu....

If no be useless leaders wey we get, wetin be Mr. P?

So na here Peter Okoye take steal hin name from be this? No wonder hin career run down...

Ugaboy:
i cant even comprehend anything from what he wrote...i just have to skip it.

and come down here to chase woman, init?

well done simp

alphaNomega:
You are empty. Keep shut

Better empty than a head full of sicknesss.

Go have yourself institutionalized.

Ode oshy

[quote author= post=91100883]Most Nigerians on social media have reacted to Timaya’s Telli Person video which resurfaced online after the arrest of Hushpuppi went viral.

The video of Timaya which was released in 2017 titled “Telli Person” was an indirect message to the popular big boy Hushpuppi. The song featured Olamide and Phyno which was a warning to Hushpuppi to be careful of how he flaunts his luxuries and questionable wealth.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOTT9vZ8liA[/quote]First na Tinubu wey dem deal with,

Then Ajimobi wey dem end hin discussion,

And now this...

A sad week or so it seems for Afonjas

And ofcourse, a happy one for Plasmaheads

ChineduObinna:
People are against 9ja used Bma, yes, that's because roadside mechanics tend to mess up alot of these European cars. They're either used so some old model or don't fully understand the operating principle of the new model. You can imagine a "good" mechanic coming to ask for a size 12 spanner from a Peugeot mechanic .

If you know a good car servicing company that can check the vehicle you want to buy, it doesn't matter weather it's Naija used or Hamburg used, you'll get a good deal. But if you're going to base on your wits and the seller's word, you're taking a risk.

Wise words bro.

Wise words...

3coins:
Obviously

Shey na your ticket cut or your brain

uniquetechng:
You just concluded that something is wrong with a car I posted few days ago because it's still in the market, well no one has come from nairaland here to inspect the car and when they do you will certainly get the feedback.

When I posted toks 2008 ES350 for 1.950m many people thought there was something wrong with the car until one man was bold enough enough to come for it and he was surprised when he saw how clean the car is, he paid and zoomed off to Lekki and he hasn't call me to complain of anything two months after.


When opportunity comes only those bold enough to take the risk end up getting lucky.


So sir, the car is available and no issues.

I hear you sir. And sorry for making that assumption.

But me I no dey bold those kain bold sha

Squillaci:
Any stats for this?

None yet.

Got no papers to that effect. Just an observation from personal experience and happenings in life.

Now that you mentioned it, won't be a bad idea doing a research on it...

bukatyne:
It has always been anointing oil.

Study of human relationships is a beautiful thing.

Especially when you realize that Adamu in Turanshi and Adam in New Jersey are prone to same behavioral patterns if not in a contained and controlled environment.

However human psychology has always been a lodestone to me...