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AyobamiOluwole:
Thanks, I wish I can like this comment a million times.

na lagos yoruba babe abi? na dem dey do stingy olosho.

harqinhola:
From 3k

Mtchew, I just checked the place and na rubbish full there for rubbish prices.

Managednto buy two shirts for 6k.

When they eventually went to bring the original TM come, dem dey call am 10k.

Awon weyrey, I'm on my way to Marina jarey, rubbish.

harqinhola:
From 3k

Nice one, I go see TM Lewin shirts so?

harqinhola:
I no want kidnap wahala

Okay, like how much i go get quality tokunbo office shirt and trouser for there, make dem no go cheat me.

Caaz:
Fish...
2000 naira

No be shawa be this?

Lovit:
S*x sells abroad

Craze sells in Nigeria

Portable, Charles Okocha, Boko Haram, bandits and Niger Delta Militants are few examples

Sex is cheap abroad man.

ogbonti:
you think she is stupid ? she will put his as s to work when they arrive the US and he will end up paying for her new car and help her pay the mortgage - YOU THINK HE GETS A GREEN CARD AS SOON AS THEY ARRIVE AMERICA? dey play ---- Him too dey claim love because he sees her as a pathway to go to America - hmmmmm - textbook definition of love does not exist - I believe when wants/ needs meet opportunity - people claim to be in love

every lady who cries that she wants to marry you - you are her prince charming - behind those tears is a calculation of what she wants to achieve through you - it may be financial need or as low an expectation as to show you off to pepper her friends - there is a plan to meet her wants/ needs and you are the opportunity - likewise a man claiming to be in love - probably he wants to domesticate a Kp ek. US - not willing to share it because he is tired or hoping around and just want society to see him as responsible - when NEED meet OPPORTUNITY - we claim it is love - love by textbook definition does not exist!!! its all a game of life

fyi - US Embassy does not give visas any how like that again - for online dating ooo - that lady will make up to 4 trips to Nigeria over a 2 year period for Embassy officials to accept this is real - and akata wey me I KNOW - when another GBOLA nack am when she arrive yank from Naija - case closed - dem no get loyalty gaan - Na so some boys those days carry oyinbo come from Europe go run matter for naija - Oyinbo return to Europe - cut off the guys - the naija guys ended up remaining in naija ---- so things dey happen ooo

BUT may God bless them both - I wish them well afterall this one better pass some 89 year old oyinbo wey some guys dey carry go Ikoyi

But abeg oh, shey na this babes dey pay their own flight ticket or the guys pay for them?

Xwizard:
Pictures taken this morning

Where una dey even get land for all this farming tin sef?

Na Lagos for Yaba I dey. Abeg make una give me updates...

Hamilton1:
So you like taking advantage of Poor girls

They're taking advantage of me too. They'll prefer my rich dick in their poosays, to their fellow broke niggars...

harqinhola:
PLEASE TO TO MARINA 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾 I take God beg you

You mean I shouldn't go to Marina? Why you talk so?

UDOKABESTLUV:
Source: CatiaKyen

extremely high risk of tetanus. chai!

nlparrot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwVWdbWtt4E?si=S0LRajzbhaZeSUo1

Shallipopi was recently involved in a faceoff with some people reported to be police officers.

In the viral video, the fast-rising singer, Shallipopi who was visibly angry, expressed his frustration after being stopped for a search

The singer boasted about how he was being guarded by 100 policemen daily, yet he still got stopped by the roadside for a routine stop and search



Source: Wahalanetwork, Naijaeverything

i hate when they hold people itching for a fight. dem for leave make e go follow olopa fight na. stupid boy

harqinhola:
When you get to Tejuosho , ask anyone you’re going to POPO .( DO NOT ALLOW ANYONE TAKE YOU THERE OO ) make dem just show you road

Na to no ask those people wey dey sell clothes be that oh, make dem no carry me go where i no know.

But wait, you sure sey you no be kidnapper so?

Dayvidoo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzueMVANov4?si=GfFMIEUHE-Ashkhz

A video of Portable Zazu and an artist, a popular tiktoker, Kesari engaging in physical combat at Computer Village in Lagos is trending online.

In the viral video, the Zazu crooner, who was shirtless, was involved in a heated exchange with Kesari before hitting him Kesari,

According to reports, it was said that portable and this self acclaimed Kesari are fighting over the ownership of the name, KESARI

However, in another video, the Tiktoker, Kesari explained why he didn't fight Portable back
he said In yoruba

Source: Wahalanetwork

No be this guy talk say: "tin ba fun e ni big blow!" for one video laidat when dem say dem go reduce lagos transportation fare.

Angelfrost:
“No Nigerian will put his money in terrorism, we’re beyond that. These people are financing themselves by taking our children for ransom."



The above statement is shocking... Did he actually say these words??!

I want to know what is shocking in what he said abeg.

harqinhola:
Go to POPO( Yaba ) on Monday or Saturday morning

Abeg where be this POBO for Yaba oh?

harqinhola:
Have you tried Yaba market ? PO PO

Got any sure link there?

Hello guys, i'm in need of quality okrika office shirts and trousers, as all the new trousers i bought from Jumia don tear tear finish.

i no know if na the mess wey dey comot for my anus dey teat dem ni oh, abi na the fake clothes wey Jumia dey sell ni.

Imagine 10k trouser each wey no fit last 1year. Jumia don show me shege sotey, i only use dem to check prices.

I dey live for Yaba, and i'm thinking of Balogun market for the Island.

Wetin una think abeg?

UDOKABESTLUV:
Source: https://dailytrust.com/police-arrest-driver-with-11-wraps-of-indian-hemp-in-edo/

Won ko igbo seleyi lapo ni oh. Shey na igbo come hard to find for east ni?

Cindypresh:
You better pack go island.

I no longer want to be mentioned by people from mainland

Enjoy your stay at Awoyaya, that one too na island.

Cheap people

Cindypresh:
Story

I no see any difference between yaba and some parts of Onitsha

Lols, except say money dey for one, no dey the other

This one fit go add mary-kay for inside soup for pesin chop oh. She go say e go make the food taste fine.

Cindypresh:
The only place worth a city in Lagos mainland is Ikeja(some parts tho).

Lagos Island, Victoria, lekki and ikoyi are the cities in Lagos...other areas na just okpoko overhyped

You mean say Yaba no be city? You dunno what you talking about.

Cindypresh:
Gini? Pls leave girls...go with your fellow gender and have your cheap fun🙄

They'll be glad I'm having fun with them. Someone is coming to bless them with superior genetic gbola, and possibly bring them out of the ghetto into the main Lagos city in the mainland.

Isn't that every village girl's prayer? Or you'll prefer they remain there, rotting and continue to be pitied?

Let those who can help them help them, while they also help the helper in ways they can.

Better than getting no help at all cos of some morality that hasn't put any good food in their bellies since they've been stuck there.

Wake up and smell the coffee of real life dear.

Cindypresh:
Epe up to Ogun border

Hmmm, thank you. Going there to have some cheap fun with their girls

Cindypresh:
I saw some parts of Lagos the last time I was there, I cried.


Even Ogun state too, may God help this country.

Which parts of Lagos abeg?

LeoThaGreat:
I was at the Ounje Eko sales on Sunday March 17th, 2024 at Alubarika Primary school, Bariga, Lagos

The program started quite late for whatever reason. People were set and on queue since 10mins before 11, but the first person was attended to by 12:15pm
Wrong, they were only called by that time and were attended to by 1pm, the reason for further delay was network issues (with the payment collection machines?) according to what we heard

There were 3 queues, 2 for females, 1 for males. The female queues were rowdy as they often skipped queues. The male queue would've been quite rowdy if it weren't for volunteer conductors among the people on the queue who don't want people skipping the line, and the respect for the security personnel present, and the perceived frustration exuding from some people on the queue.

At the payment section, you either pay with Cowry or ATM Card (cash was later accepted but I don't know the process)
After paying, I was given a voucher for each items I declared that I wanted to buy

By 2:55pm, I was done being attended to by going to the stand for each item I wanted and was given a pack.

I bought:
5kg rice - 5370 ?
1 crate of eggs - 2700
1kg Onions -450

PS:
. The last egg I bought at a market was 3,800 for a crate, so I'll say the price if eggs at Ounje Eko was worth my effort.

. The Gaari was well blended and it's not multi purpose. It's better for eba only.

. Some women said the beans wasn't up to their cost expectation. But I suspect they were there to buy and resell.

. I couldn't buy the tomatoes, pepper and chilli because I don't have a fridge. I didn't consider it, so I can't say if it's worth buying.

Overall, I'll say the initiative was a good one. It would've been helpful if the whole payment and booking could be done online, and delivered at one's doorstep, but I understand that people who aren't tech savvy, and are within the targeted tax bracket will likely be left out.

I can't grade the rice quality for now till I prepare it, but I'm sure it's Nigerian rice

Thank you to the:
Commissioner for Agriculture, Ms. Olusanya
Governor of Lagos State, Mr. Jide Sanwo-Olu

Igbega ipinle Eko, ajumose ni

So you mean you don't have fridge, you're truly broke sha oh...

Jennyclay:
There are some things I can’t perceive.

If I slightly perceive the odour of fuel I throw up instantly and I will be sick for like 3 hours.

Biko, always wear nose mask, we inhale too much nonsense in this country that could cause damages in our body system

But I know the odour of sperm won't shake you when giving a sloppy head

TheWinterBird:
What is he appealing? In Akon's voice, "Locked up, they won't let you out. Ohhh, they won't let you ouuut". 🎶 🎶

Nawti you.

I'll like to see you in real life

BareFacedLies:
Let me not lie I like pússy a lot but I will never do what R Kelly did

Thank God for making me love big jiggly buttocks which is not quite common in these smallies.

Na hefty men dey like toothpick girls.

Islie:
https://thenationonlineng.net/controversy-as-mother-of-three-dumped-bybusinessman-lover-battles-mental-illness/

This is most likely Schizophrenia in it's prodromal phase.

So people swear by "radiator water"? End shall never wonder.

Richtaiwo:
The president has issued a statement on the killing of soldiers in Okuama.

STATEMENT BY H.E. PRESIDENT BOLA TINUBU ON THE KILLING OF NIGERIAN SOLDIERS ON A PEACE MISSION TO OKUAMA COMMUNITY IN DELTA STATE

Times like this makes me miss Abacha.

Who born you? Damburobba!