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Immaculate755:
Good Evening Guys.

If you are to get this Samsung S8 with crack screen and back, how much will you pay.

Pls be sincere with your price. is it even advisable to get it considering the high cost of replacing the screen and back.

N.B: The phone calibration is working perfectly but I don't just like the way it is rough dats why I want to change the screen.

grayht:
Hehehehe.. see who is talking
4liters of emulsion paint is N600 na
Brush is N500

SHAKABOOM:

Ehhhya!she even paint her toes sef..Thank yur God im no slice yur camel toe join.
SARS should arrest the hooligan immediately.

Ibrofem:


See her nipple in that second breast on the right side looking by the phone.


But it would be on the left side in reality

dollytino4real:
she should have written wat she can offer wen married. or na only to- to tins

portaableg:
I'm fond of using my bumbum to spell my name if am asked my name.

dlashondra:
Hmm passing by

Hadez:
I left high school a virgin

Ayeesharh:
lolx! ayaff join ooo

esonuu:
Dropping my pen on the floor,bends to pick it and then use dat opportunity to peep through the thighs of my female classmates who sits with their legs opened just to know the colour of their panties..saw plenty sha

kwencypresh:
Enjoying the comments

Tynasparks:
Here to read comments and laugh a little before going to bed

Zoharariel:
Yahweh and his 10,000 angels should have prevented the building from collapsing.

Afterall, It is written in Psalm 91:

He that dwelleth in the secret place of the most High shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty.

Well, “the shadow of the Almighty” just sent hundreds of gullible worshippers to their early graves in Uyo yesterday.

Surely he shall deliver thee from the snare of the fowler, and from the noisome pestilence.

Yes, we saw how Yahweh delivered his children into the mouth of the fowler yesterday in Uyo.

Thou shalt not be afraid for the terror by night; nor for the arrow that flieth by day;

Unfortunately, the arrow that struck those worshippers yesterday was dead-on accurate.

Nor for the pestilence that walketh in darkness; nor for the destruction that wasteth at noonday.

Yes, you guessed right! The tragic event occurred at noonday - and Yahweh couldn't do jack about it

A thousand shall fall at thy side, and ten thousand at thy right hand; but it shall not come nigh thee.

Well, 876kg iron-bars & stanchions fell on the victims' heads yesterday in Uyo - and the result was instantaneous death.

Only with thine eyes shalt thou behold and see the reward of the wicked.

Nonsense! Tell that to the corpses of the victims.

Because thou hast made the LORD, which is my refuge, even the most High, thy habitation;

Well, aside from the boko-haram carnage that has been ravaging the habitations of Yahweh in Borno, this is the 2nd-time the habitation of Yahweh is collapsing & killing his brainwashed & gullible congregants since the T.B Joshua's building collapse.

There shall no evil befall thee, neither shall any plague come nigh thy dwelling.

Newsflash: Evil befell your children in Uyo yesterday. Is there any evil worse than being killed by stanchions & iron-bars?

For he shall give his angels charge over thee, to keep thee in all thy ways.

The angels must have been sleeping or drinking ogogoro when the tragedy struck in Uyo.

They shall bear thee up in their hands, lest thou dash thy foot against a stone.

Yes, we saw how the angels ferried their copses into the mortuary.

Thou shalt tread upon the lion and adder: the young lion and the dragon shalt thou trample under feet.

You don't have to go far, I will accompany you to the Kano Zoo in Kano State where you can trample upon the lion cubs live on camera and see what becomes of you.

Because he hath set his love upon me, therefore will I deliver him: I will set him on high, because he hath known my name.

Those poor souls who died yesterday must have forgotten your name.

He shall call upon me, and I will answer him: I will be with him in trouble; I will deliver him, and honour him.

Wait! You mean the woman whose head was shattered by a (73kg x 12metres = 876kg) iron-bar went to that church to call upon Satan?

With long life will I satisfy him, and shew him my salvation.

Yes, u're right. Those victims are still alive in your 400-bedroom mansion in heaven - Oloshiii!


***As for the brain-dead media aide who says affliction shall never rise a 2nd time, well - I will be quick to remind him when it happens again.