₦airaland Forum

berem: Necklace! I despise any guy wearing necklace!

And why is that, honey? Cos I got a lot of em too. Does it mean you despise me too?

IYA NGBALI: Shut the fok up,one man,s meat is another man,s poison,if you don,t like it don,t buy it,but do not call for its ban.

Kai! Dude you've got a long way to go. I couldn't even apprehend what you were trying to say...
Even my google translate didn't even understand it!

The police man was even lucky he was rescued before he was beaten to mincemeat by those angry soldiers. And why would he even shoot a soldier trying to ease the traffic for his superior?
As Basket mouth would say; 'what was he thinking?'

Mavor: Guys enough with the garri jokes. Maybe it was funny to you guys at first, but now it's really boring. There are more serious issues at stake here. Nigerians like to joke a lot, even in the face of pressing matters.

Hey lad, I think you should do some rerearch, because from what i've been seing, the catch phrase arose because of the silly Mods' habbit of posting unimportant and uneducative stuff on the front page.
So I suggest you do more research!
As my comrades would say; 'How does your post affect the price of garri in the market'?

Seun: Could this be true?

Dammit! You sure know it's not. So why asking, huh?

Seun: That's another interesting point of view. Thanks for sharing it! Does anyone else agree with this?

That's what am saying! Seun encourages tribalism too!
And no! Nobody agrees with that!!!
#tribalism must be abolished

Seun: @hoodboy: I apologize for acting in a way that can be construed as snobbish and disrespectful, but I can't keep up. I'm sorry.

Quite a few people seem to have an issue with ethnic comments. I'll deal with them later. Thanks for pointing my attention to that.

Hey Mr. Seun, I don't need that; 'I'll deal with them later', we don't need it! Can't you see the issue of tribal hatred and insults here on Nairaland is getting out of hand?
Well, it's obvious that the so called mods are promoting it because they themselves are also tribal bigots...
You've got to act fast and not 'I'll deal with them later' because men of my status can't stand insults from tribal bigots. I know you and your mods will do the right thing. And I hope the mods don't delete this post!
Thanks for your attention...

richarts: Funny people. I never get wetin dem get I go come dey beef dem. I never think about my own life finish I go come dey help dem think of their own. Yes!. They dnt make rily nice songs cos they r musician bt im focused on being better & best in what I want to make out of my own gift. Free dem.

Exactly my thought gentleman. I mean these guys are making dough from what they do, so I don't see no reason these critics should bother themselves. I think they should be concerned about making some dough for themselves(Critics).
And by the way, how does this affect the exchange rate of dollar? Or better still garri...

1. My cars
2. Clothes n Shoes
3. Wrist watches
4. Tours/Holidays
etc etc, I can go on and on.

Acidosis: All na wash! So mention a tribe without charms and weapons either spiritual or physical.
People tends to be carm when there is no provocation

Gentleman, I think you're saying all these out of ignorance, it's obvious you don't know anything about Aguleri/Umuleri and how far they can go to deal with trespassers, especially with the issue at hand.
You better go read up about the famous Aguleri/Umuleri war before thumping your chest. And like I said before; I wouldn't want any form of violence in the area cos I got a whole lot of money to make from those wells. So beat it!

Mekymuo: I trust my fellow Anambranians. Make we catch any northern slubberdegullions near that oil well, then we go show them what we are made of.

Come to think of it, it's Aguleri for christ sake! Man, those guys are gonna deal with any trespassers. Me thinks that this claims by kogi will denegerate into something else. But before then, I got a lot of money to make from from that oil...

PointB: Why is it that it's mainly Yoruba posters who are having wet dreams on this topic. Joblessness, dread, or what?
Na wa o!

My brother, I tire o

Okontami: Puss*y Lickers, drunkards and Bleep*aholic CHAPEL

That doesn't sound funny, ok?
PUNK.

All Saints Anglican Church.

Those guys deserve to be ridiculed with bullets from a heavy machine gun.

It's all about the money for ladies these days. They don't care how handsome you are or the sweet words from your mouth. It's all money, money and more money.

Mine is being over-romantic to the extent of not realising when a lady I loved with all my heart was playing me. Even with all the money i have.
Contempt for ladies on my broken heart right now

bittyend: Who told you I don't have a house/mansion in Nigeria?

Smart niggahs move in silence!

I've never washed plates for a day in my life, my sisters do that...

Yo, I'm richer than the king of zamuda - I ain't even work in 4years, but still rich as fvck - and I've been living alone and paying bills since I was 17!!

Certificates are just chilling in the safe, and I'm acquiring more..

Rich, young, and smart - and I'm getting money!

lols. See this low life punk doing some wack lines for a female. I guess that explains your mediocrity, so f*** off punk and go get a life!
Naija4ever! *singing the national anthem*

Abrantie: MMIA/Naija is sh!tz and Yvonne is just telling the truth. Accept it or die.

Hey dude, if u don't have anything meaninful to say, u better chicken out and go get a life Punk! Naija for ever!
*singing the national anthem*

I'm a twin too, difference is dudes are a lil bit richer than my twin brother and I.

The Best among all mothers, my best friend after God, my precious jewel, my motivator, my mentor. Infact, describing my mother would fill up a web page.

IGBO-MBANO-IMO STATE; 'Ahurum gi n'anya'

Vicotex: YOUR BRAIN IS FILLED UP WITH STREOCHEMISTRY OBSERVATION , ALIPHATIC ASTERIODS AND PLASTIC METALLURGY ..THATS WHY U RE BLOGGING TRANSVERSED WORDS

LoL. Tell the pea brain bro...

morgist: kai i pity wuna life!!! @op what do you achieve by posting this do you think you empty head christians abuse will do anything bad to our dear RELIGION think again please> for all of you contributors i hail wuna!!! wuna papa and mama no born you wel. the sheik is saying the truth... among you can any a.s.s hol.e depend what you are saying hell fire is waiting for your flesh..

I suggest you go to bed punk, it'll help cool off your pea brain... Don't you think so?