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Funniest tweet I’ve seen today 😂😂

bayelsaowei:
A mental patient and more..

😂😂😅😅

🤣😂

TheSuperNerd:
BREAKING!

Atlanta Hawks center Onyeka Okongwu remains interested in representing D’Tigers of Nigeria under new head coach David Fizdale.

Okongwu previously missed out on a potential call-up due to short notice, but there is optimism he could be part of the national team setup moving forward, with discussions still ongoing ahead of the July window.

According to Kenny Bamidele.

https://x.com/i/status/2053513779770483044

He’ll be a fantastic addition to the side!

Sources say Desmond Bane is keen on donning the green-white-green of Nigeria soon!

I’m willing to bet that he will be the bane of most D’Tigers opponents in the future

Schemerkhiz:
FIFA U20 Women's World Cup Qualifiers

FULL TIME

Benin 🇧🇯 4-1 🇨🇮 Cote d'Ivoire (5-2 Agg)

Benin 🇧🇯 book an historical World Cup Qualification.

I believe this is their first ever qualification to a FIFA women’s tournament

Yes!
Arsenal must win the league!! 😜😁

The draw for women’s U-20 World Cup comes up on May 15..

MorataFC:
I think this arrangement will favour the North more than the South. By 2031, the coast will be clear for Kwankwaso to contest for the presidency. This means that whoever the party fields as its presidential candidate in 2027 from the south, whether the person wins or loses, he will not be eligible to contest again in 2031.
Hmmm

https://www.nairaland.com/8668693/2027-endorse-ndcs-zoning-presidency

I agree. Kwankwaso wins either way

Nigeria maintain their proud tradition of qualifying for every U-20 World Cup!

But Coach Anduku has his work cut out for him, as this team needs massive improvement, especially in the midfield to attack transition phase.

The NDC has zoned its presidential ticket to the South for 2027. Then the ticket will be zoned to the north in 2031

APOPTOSIS:
Only happy that they are married but never never love their husbands. He didn't have to marry her to get entertained like this. Normal Hook-up girl does this regularly

Watch her shred the family into pieces, ensuring the man cut ties with everyone except her and her family. It's a matter of weeks. Every other thing that gives the man joy would be under threat.
Only a wife investigates the source of her husband's happiness

Things Dey truly happen

I was today years old when I learned that top government officials and top politicians pay Naija broadcast networks for their interviews 🙆🏽‍♂️ (yes, including Arise. Rufai is only playing his assigned role)

Wike really exposed Channels in his latest interview!

OasisX:


.......organic movement wey no dey give or collect shishi. LOL!

Nawa oh
Obi has to take the blame, in the same way as the ineptitude of a senior civil servant is caused by Tinubu.

TheSuperNerd:
Either Akeem Busari got them playing like Prime Barca Women or the U15 boys were just crap. In all, a decent run out.

I hope they can show better form at the U17 WWC.

I really hope they’re actually that good!

The Flamingoes aren’t joking with anyone!!🤯

Kepa could really become only the 2nd player to win the UCL with three different clubs 😁😮‍💨

Nawa oh

I am hearing that PitStop Village, a premium gym in Ikoyi, charges its members 6 million Naira per year!!😮‍💨🤯 Take note that they don’t have daily, weekly, or monthly subs; they only have an annual membership.

To burst your brain further, the gym charges a family 10 million Naira for the same year 🤣😂😂😅

I go support Arsenal for the final cos I really don’t mind if another London club wins it

Wait.. Arsenal could really go unbeaten in this season’s UCL(even if they lose on penalties)
🤯🤯

I can’t recall the last time a team went invincible in the UCL..

TheSuperNerd:
DTigress Head Coach, Rena Wakama..

https://x.com/i/status/2051557910174478512

She is beautiful and has a banging body!!

YESSSS

ARSENAL are into the UCL final!!!!

Arsenal for the league title!

Beorn:
I don laugh tire watching this poor Chelshit side. Awoniyi just dey chop una like okpa Nsukka. 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Abi nau
Okpa Nsukka is always bae 😅😂

Azzi Fudd is now also complaining about the officiating

I’m sure this piece by David Hundeyin would resonate with most of us here 😅





“The basic issue with P.O. is the same issue I had until 2024 - he refuses to acknowledge that his platform is fundamentally anti-imperial. The idea of moving Africa's largest population "from consumption to production" is a fundamentally anti-imperialism idea.

The existence of Nigeria as a consumer-import-dependent, natural resource exporter that spends resource export revenues on imported finished goods without having an industrial base to manufacture its own, is not an accident of "poor leadership" - it is the direct goal of neo-colonialism.

When instead of manufacturing goods, Nigeria instead haemorrhages its natural resources and human talent, and only receives some insufficient USD resource rents in return, this ensured that Nigeria and its African contemporaries remain artificially poor, while people who live in places where for 6 months every year, the ground freezes solid and daily sunshine is only 5 hours, remain artificially wealthy.

That is the core of the Euro-American imperial system. The military branch of this imperial system is called NATO. The governance/policy arms are called IMF/World Bank. The economic arm is called WTO. The academic/social arms are the Foundations, NGOs, policy research institutes and universities. This is what P.O. is actually up against.

So if P.O. says he wants to "move Nigeria from consumption to production", it is the same thing as declaring war on Europe, its sugar daddy in Washington, and its spiritual leader in Tel-Aviv. And if you're going to do that, you need to be fully locked in, and you need to be prepared to lose everything of yours that is under the empire's control.

I finally realised this in June 2024, and that's why I quit my £40,000/year project management job in Newcastle, packed up all my shit, withdrew all my money, gave up my 5-year UK visa, and bought a 1-way ticket back to Accra. As I am now, if and when I end up in a position of power, there is zero leverage that any white man anywhere on earth can use to blackmail me into maintaining this imperial system. I don't have property in their countries. I don't have money in their banking systems. I don't have children in their schools and universities. The most they can do is ban me from their social media.

P.O. does not want to do the same. His children are comfortable and integrated pseudo-westerners. He has property in the UK. He has money in their banks. He enjoys that regular suite at the Hilton Paddington too much. He's trying to run on a revolutionary, anti-imperialist platform while pretending that he is a friend of the Western world who doesn't want to pick a fight with them.

The problem with this is that oyibo people don't play those games. These people murdered Patrice Lumumba over a speech. You might not see yourself as their enemy, but they DEFINITELY know on what side their bread is buttered, and they know that a Nigeria where ships berth everyday, offload consumer goods, and sail away only with natural resources or empty, is a Nigeria that remains strategically poor and profitable to their empire.

They KNOW that a Nigeria under Peter Obi where education and health are properly funded, where Chinese-inspired industrial policy is enacted, where railways and steel production move to the top of national priority, and where those ships eventually start sailing from Nigeria laden with manufactured goods for export to the world, is the Nigeria that will destroy their entire parasitic way of life.

And I'm sure P.O. knows this too, but he's invested in pretending that he can play both sides, the same way Patrice Lumumba wasted valuable time doing "I am not a Communist" and trying to play nice with the same people until they killed his ass, dissolved him in sulphuric acid, and kept his gold tooth as a souvenir.

That's why I've moved on from the Obidient thing. Both he and his supporters don't know what they want and I'm exhausted.

Even his Bible says "How long will you be limping between two opinions?"

Athletics Update:

Nigeria’s mixed 4x100m, mixed 4x400m, and women’s 4x100m relay teams have now qualified for the relay events of the 2027 World Athletics Championships in Beijing, 🇨🇳 💪🏽🤩

[quote author=BlueRayDick post=139285680]Based on our discussion yesterday, can it be said that Pooja is sexualizing this "meat seller"?

So many meats in this video. 💪 pic.twitter.com/k9WdLXPwMg

— POOJA!!! (@PoojaMedia) May 2, 2026

!!
Baby got back
Yummy

End of 1st quarter
Indiana 32-18 Nigeria

TheSuperNerd:
Awesome. Saw it on X but as we no get Athletics thread naa. Hope we do it for the 4x400 too. This is 4x100 mixed I believe.

Yes it’s the mixed 4x100

BREAKING

izzou:
But Atiku is also not moving too. Is he unaware of this?

I think they have read the room and seen that Atiku won't let them win.

For Obi - This is his last shot to contest. After now, he would be old and unmarketable
For Kwankwaso - This is a very good opportunity to build his bloc for 2031

Atiku’s advisors should better wake up and smell the coffee

Obi/Kwankwanso moving to the NDC may also be connected to the fact that the courts would likely order INEC to deregister the ADC and four other parties that didn’t win a single electoral seat in the 2023-2025 elections.

On the surface, it may look like the AG is acting out a script that was written in Aso Rock for the purposes of stifling the major opposition party. But legally speaking, both the constitution and the Electoral Act mandate INEC to deregister parties that failed to win a single electoral seat. Recall that INEC, in the aftermath of the 2019 elections, deregistered 74 parties for the same reason as well.