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mztamautin:
[b][/b]I got a call from 08064090004
this morning, d person said he mistakenly sent airtime of #1500(2) to my number that i should plss frward it back.
immediately i went to tell my neighbor, my neighbor said they were ritualists and I should block the number,,,
This is the message they sent to me

Failure44:
Someone just played a prank on you.

Homeboiy:
RIP Akin

You died as a real man

RotimiBliss:
I was shocked when boys numbering about Thirty (30) invaded Fagba- Olaniyi side this afternoon armed with all sorts, such as machete, cutlass , axe, knives, broken bottles and planks.

According to an eye-witness who took to her heels upon sighting the dare devil's ; she was at the filling station beside a police Van, along Olaniyi road when the boys appeared like commandos. She felt a little ease since the police were around her, but was shocked when the police Van zoomed off leaving the women defenseless and at that point she knew she had no choice to run for her dear life.

They were eventually resisted by men and street boys twice trying to gain entrance on both sides that lead to our street. Presently, we are still high on alert because someone said they are ready to come back.

They were said to have robbed and rape innocent girls in our neighboring areas but that was in the night, but I'm still shocked they had the guts to operate in the broad daylight, this begs the question do we really have security in this country?

Please I'm begging and calling on the relevant authority to come to our aid as we can't sleep with our two eyes closed any longer.

Please I beg the mods to move this to the front page. Thanks.

blowjohn:
It's like ur used to the jokes section

fergie001:
Seventeen new cases of #COVID19 have been reported as follows:

8 in Lagos
3 in Katsina
2 in FCT
1 in Niger
1 in Kaduna
1 in Anambra
1 in Ondo

As at 09:30 pm 10th April there are 305 confirmed cases of #COVID19 reported in Nigeria. 58 have been discharged with 7 deaths.

https://twitter.com/NCDCgov/status/1248712004564594689?s=19

As at 09:30 pm 10th April, there are

305 confirmed cases
58 discharged
7 deaths

Lagos- 163
FCT- 56
Osun- 20
Edo- 12
Oyo- 11
Bauchi- 6
Akwa Ibom- 5
Ogun- 7
Kaduna- 6
Enugu- 2
Ekiti- 2
Rivers-2
Kwara- 2
Delta- 2
Benue- 1
Ondo- 2
Katsina-4
Niger- 1
Anambra- 1

https://twitter.com/NCDCgov/status/1248712284496711684?s=19[/quote]This is not a joke.
May God have mercy and heal our land ���

Raylight2:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/thenationonlineng.net/covid-19-deeper-life-bible-church-donates-n50m-to-fg/amp/

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edoairways:
Vote don't count in Nigeria

llakes4real:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/discos-fg-agree-on-2-months-free-electricity-for-nigerians.html/amp

MrBachelor:
Words with a vowel sound are preceded with the article "an". And words with a consonant sound are preceded with the article "a".

Thus, "S" in that sentence has the vowel sound "e". It is pronounced as /es/. Therefore, the sentence is correct.

To further explain, take the letter /U/ in the following words;

Umbrella and Uniform. In "Umbrella" the letter /U/ has a vowel sound, while in "Uniform" it has a consonant sound. Same letter but different sounds. Consequently, when using any in a sentence you would have "an umbrella" and "a uniform".

In conclusion, the sound, and not the letter, of the first letter of a word determines the article to be used.

I hope this helps.

Explorers:
Bodies are left to rot on the side of the road as officials struggle to cope with coronavirus deaths in an Ecuadorian city.

At least 150 corpses were left on the street or kept in the homes of grieving relatives in Guayaquil as the deadly bug ravages the horror-struck port city.

The bodies were placed on the roadside in the desperate hope that authorities would be able to take them away but removals take up to three days due to a backlog.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8191113/Dozens-bodies-left-streets-Ecuadorian-city-officials-struggle-cope.html?ito=social-facebook

pyyxxaro:
Join a group in your church that has a lot of girls

Try and get involved in their activities, from there your confidence talking to ladies would build up

B4 you know it, devil would start whispering to you , to press one of the girl’s ukwu

B4 u know it , you don de lash steady oh



Masturbation naaa winch tin oh , if you too do am , once day as u de self-service ur preek fit just cut like lizard tail

Kingzizu:
Good day,

I've been masturbating at an average of twice a day for the past 8 years, I really can't explain how it got to that level but I was so addicted to it that I could self-service when I'm sick or even fasting.

So recently I decided to call it quit, it's been 1 month now and it seems I'm waking up to the reality of not being in a relationship all my life, I'm 26 BTW and I've never felt so much urge and desire to be in a relationship as I'm feeling right now. I'm always of the opinion that I don't need a girl now and would definitely get one when I'm ready to settle down but it seems very hard for me to approach a girl and the thought of being in a relationship scares me, I feel the relationship might not last, I might not be committed and the girl might get bored and leave.

Through out my stay in the university and my NYSC days I had no single female friend and presently I have no female friend. When I'm in the midst of people I don't give audience at all to any female and might not even speak to them but I have lots of male friends, I know I'm not gay but I just don't feel that need to talk to a girl or keep up with them, I don't even have a single female contact on my phone.

I'm working and fairly comfortable now but I'm beginning to worry that I might not be able to fall in love or even get to approach a lady for any meaningful relationship and the worst of it all is relapsing (start masturbating again). Please I need your advice.

duchaB:
Sure.. It's all good if you assume it's cool..As long as another lady out there is free to do the same for your own man..

Just know there are things which seem right but are dangerous and unethical.

Donald3d:
We can't be too sure if it's true or take, but I personally know someone who went through something similar, she was so scared of sex, her husband had to report her to people she respects to talk to her, then she gradually shifted her mind to succumb.

Donald3d:


I am about to go very raw, kindly permit me, I haven't gone this raw here before, but you need help, so here it is.
I hope this doesn't change people's perspectives about me sha , we Nigerians like been mute about sex. Its an important ingredient in marriage, no matter how spiritual you are.

The best way to solve any problem is identifying the source or root of the problem and eliminate it .

From what you have said, she enjoys pre-intimacy , I would have loved to ask what type of pre-initmacy to help find a solution, but I also understand she is your wife and you can't be too explicit because this is a public forum.

Anyway, as I said earlier, let's tackle the source of the problem, which is FEAR, she is afraid, very afraid, so we need to eliminate the fear.

She is also pressured because you are "reporting" her to people, keep this between both of you Sir, please stop involving other people, fear and pressure is a very dangerous combination.

Please don't give her any sedatives, you really don't need it.

The issue with her fear is closely related to why lubricant aren't even working, the internal muscles of her privates would contract making it tighter because she is afraid, her natural lubrication won't also be discharged because her fear is making her mind "switch" it off, coupled with the fact that you are also scared of inflicting injuries on her privates.

There are two possible ways to eliminate her fear

1.Trying to convince her not to be afraid (easier said than done)
2. Introducing something that would involuntarily eliminate her fear.

I assume you have tried number 1, let's go to number two.
There are a few things that are greater than fear, but we would be sticking to the subject matter.
In this context and with the peculiarity of the situation, there is only one thing I believe can exceed that fear ...... Pleasure , Excessive Pleasure, when a human experiences excessive pleasure, the body releases pain killers and anti-stress chemicals.

So what should you do ?
You need a non-invasive pleasure mechanism, proven and tested , the most painless sexual activity. Guaranteed to give utmost pleasure .
You guessed it , O r a l Sex.

Its isn't just about putting your mouth there , you need to do it right (forgive me as I am about to go a bit raw).

You know your wife more than anyone, you know what turns her on, her pleasure spots. Use your mouth very well on those spots.
You need to understand that there is a mission here. O r g a s m
But there are some "hot spots" common among most women

1. The nipples
2.The clitoris

I would focus on number 2 ..
1.Make sure the bed is well made, clean sheets, turn on the AC , if you don't have one, turn on the fan and leave it running to cool the room. Make sure no one else except the both of you is in your home, she needs to be comfortable.

2.Ensure you both have a warm bath and wash each others privates before you commence.You wash hers, she washes yours.Try and start up a conversation about some funny experiences you've both had, how you met each other and fell in love , how much you love her, all while washing each others privates. You are psychologically manipulating/distracting her with this.When you are done, dry each others body and carry her to the bed.Careful, so you don't slip and fall oo, you can leave that part out, but women love it !. You can back her like a baby or carry her in your arms, whichever you are ok with. Make sure she is unclad, but put on a boxers short, this eliminates her fears of seeing an erect instrument.

3.Its important you place a pillow under her waist to elevate her lower region, it allows for easy access with your mouth and with your instrument, when its time for insertion. It also ensures you don't feel neck pain and can breathe well during the process.

4.Use your mouth on the clitoris till she "explodes", don't stop no matter how long it takes, but you have to be careful not to be too hard on it as you would get the opposite of the desired effect, you would give her pain instead of pleasure. You need to be gentle and firm(I know this sounds contradictory, I would explain), use your lips as they are soft tissue, that won't cause much bruising, suck on it, in and out, grab the whole of it (the clitoris--- I have attached an image for easy identification, its that slightly protruding part of her privates that looks like a mini peeeenis) with your lips and gently slide it out of your mouth, without it leaving your mouth completely, make sure your lips holds unto it(this is what stimulate it and gives pleasure), but not too tightly, you can use your tongue as support to put the clitoris in place, if the clitoris is slipping out of your mouth. Keep repeating this back and forth.

5.Now, its important to hold her, so you can feel the "rhythm" of her body, hold her sides, or her laps, start out slowly, but not to slowly, gradually increase your "sucking pace" as you notice the rhythm of her body starts to change . This method ensures you don't bruise her and you also don't get tired easily.It also ensures a natural flow and gradual increase in pleasure.It would get to a point you might have to go really fast, this clouds her brain with pleasure, do this only when the rhythm of her body tells you to do so, when she starts to slightly wriggle or when she asks you to increase your pace.

6. Do this till she "explodes", and wriggles in pleasure, most likely at this point you are also erect, its important you take advantage of this moment, because at this point, you have killed three birds with one stone. She is too climaxed to notice her fear, her body has released enough chemicals to considerably reduce pain and she is properly lubricated for relatively easy insertion.Don't waste time !!!. Slowly (not too slowly), insert, before she comes back to reality . Make sure the pillow is still under her it ensures her lower region is elevated, so you can see clearly for insertion , I assume from the beginning she is already lying flat on her back, spread her legs out gently, this also relaxes/expands the cavity of her privates.If you still find it a bit difficult to penetrate, manually use both hands to spread the outer privates open for easy access, glide in back and forth as you both copulate to produce a wonderful seed that would bear fruit in 9 months.

7. You might need to do this more than once to be successful at it .
8.The fact that you did all this doesn't mean she might not feel pain, it just reduces the pain, it also might totally eliminate it.
9.Once you start have it in mind that you must see it through till the end.
10.If she is in excessive pain, stop and repeat the same day or another day till you get it done.


NOTE: Please stop reporting her to people, apart from the fear she is feeling, reporting her or telling other people about it, is putting her under additional pressure and stress, its adding to her Psychological lock-down. Please don't be upset with her. Buy her gifts, make her feel loved, make her understand you aren't judging her or upset with her. I am sure this steps would work for you

NB: I am married by the way, in case anyone was wondering.

AdamsAbubakar:
When you go to some institutions, they have a Faculty of Health Sciences. When you go to another, they either have a College or School of Health Sciences.

The National Open University in Nigeria for example has a School of Law. However, other universities like ABU, OAU, UNN and UNIBEN have Faculties of Law.

What exactly is the difference between these three terms?

donbachi:
When her lips still dey firm enough to hold lipsticks...no be now.

madenigga:
I feel the pain of the Fulani herdsman.

To me the Ondo state government has to compensate the Fulani man, they could have either barricaded the area or put up a caveat emptor sign.

crafteck:
Not all hard times pass on time, put yourself in their shoes first, no one wakes up and feels like snuffing his or her life our,cinditiins get too tough, don't be quick to say suicide is not an option

Heylius:
I no go again biko..
The one i go since i dey jobless reach today .
Sch for 9ja na waste of time

dazzlingd:
No ass, no breast, no hips, legs like broom stick....and u dare compare this to African girls...if she enter this city, she won't be fit to be a spectator in the beauty contest

dazzlingd:
It is highly irresponsible to borrow money and not return it....very irresponsible

femi4:
I have no problem if they continue to pay back as at when due

The ones that act as if they don't know they are owing you are the most wicked of them all

24kmagic:
Him never see anything.

Retire first and you'll realise what an opportunity you've lost

Shebi you think life is all about fame and sex and all that?

When you go bankrupt due to poor savings plan then you will appreciate what life is.

helinues:
Let me wait for them to make Oceans before buying...

donaldtruman:
I am a 31 year old guy.

I met this babe,now 25 in 2017 while she was in her final year in the University.

We started going out and I developed so much love for her.

Though I observed that she was the kind of babe who loves material things d very month we met but felt that all women love good things and comfort and nothing wrong in taking care of my woman.

Three weeks after we met,she demanded for an iPhone and I bought a brand new iPhone 6+ for her @ #180k then.

Two weeks later,she demanded for #70k to celebrate her birthday.

That she needed it for photoshoot and sit out with her friends which I gave her.

Subsequently I had spent so much on various demands ranging from school expenses, dressing, grooming and others,running into hundreds of thousands at different times.

Obviously, she is someone who loves social media so much and loves to flaunt her beauty and style as she is no doubt very pretty.

There is no day she does not take pictures to upload on facebook,Instagram and her WhatsApp status.Competing in social media stunts with her friends and others.

She is also very used to eating outside as she did not think of going to d market to say she wanted to cook for herself,let alone me.

She was always eating at fast food restaurants and I spent about 20-25k weekly on patronising fast food for her.

Sometimes,she even asked me to buy for her friends and siblings.

I also gave her 15k every weekend to make her hair and nails and #50k monthly as pocket money.

At d end of last year,she demanded for an iphone x which I bought for her at d rate of #380k.

Despite all these,I was still tolerating her until she graduated and wanted to go for NYSC.She insisted on serving in Abuja and requested that I worked her posting with #100k which I gave her and another #200k to get all her materials for camping and pocket money.

When she left camp,she insisted that she didn't want to share room with anybody, that I shld rent a self contain for her @ #700k which I did by withdrawing part of my long term savings to do and another #400k to furnish d house.

Since she resumed in her primary place of assignment she uses Taxify @ #2k daily and instead of cooking,she orders food online to be delivered to her at home.Most times,#1,500 per meal,which is at least a minimum of #3k daily.

I was giving her #70k monthly as feeding & transport but b'cos she eats out,had to demand for more pocket money and I increased it to #100k monthly which excludeds now #20k for her hair and nails weekly.

She also sends her clothes to d dry cleaners as she does not wash her clothes herself.

In the last 6 months she has demanded for a total of #120k in total to buy clothes and I send data of about 4gb to her weekly which she exhaust in no time b'cos she spends most part of her life on social media.

Always talking about d babes who drive Benz in Abuja,how they dress and how she wants to be famous on d social media.She even talks about her friends who sleep with politicians and earn #200k and above.

I just bought human hair of #40k for her last month.

Hmmm

I was already getting tired when she told me on my visit to Abuja two days ago that she wants an iPhone xs max.That she is tired of using her iPhone x that I just bought for her November last year.

She said two of her friends just bought their at #410k

That was her welcome demand from me.

Right now,am so exhausted with her and still love her so much which makes me feel that is d reason she is taking advantage of my love and generosity.

And why I ve been sacrificing all I can to satisfy her needs is b'cos I don't want her to lack anything or go get them from another man outside but it seems she can never be satisfied regardless of what I do.

Moreover,since I arrived Abuja she has refused to pick some calls in my presence and d excuse she gives me is that she does not want anybody to disturb her.That d calls are from her female friends but no names,just d numbers appear.

I spend bulk of all my earnings as a consultant with a construction firm on her and even tampering with my fixed deposits I ve been rolling over in d last five years just for her,to make her happy.

I now feel she is just with me for the benefits.

This is a girl I ve made up my mind that I want to marry b'cos I love her so so much but am beginning to ve a second thought,while I don't want to loose her to another man b'cos I ve sacrificed a lot of my time,emotions and finances on her.

I am still here in Abuja but so unhappy. No peace at all.

I am just tired,confused and need ur advice pls.

PrecisionFx:
Seat belt n Airbag saved the guy

TundeBricklayer:
https://www.pulse.ng/news/local/court-convicts-4-yahoo-boys-in-lagos/547x6lt.amp