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Religion / Re: Oyedepo Commands Followers To Kill Suspected Terrorists - 2015 by peachesandroses(f): 7:52am On Jan 13, 2017
donaldfafree:
shut up
I like you for this!!
Religion / Re: If Balance Is An Excuse For The Existence Of Good And Evil What Balances Heaven? by peachesandroses(f): 2:45pm On Dec 11, 2016
Hell balances heaven.
Celebrities / Re: Meet The Aide That Pushed Governor Udom Out Of Collapsed Church by peachesandroses(f): 2:32pm On Dec 11, 2016
saaedlee:


I'll hastily take a bullet for my principal at any time, anywhere!
If you cannot then keep quiet and respect to those who are willing.

Wow nice... are you in that line of Job? if yes may God protect you in Jesus name.
Religion / Re: Akwa Ibom Man's Opinion On The Church Building Collapse Gets Him Blasted by peachesandroses(f): 2:25pm On Dec 11, 2016
Zoharariel:
Yahweh and his 10,000 angels should have prevented the building from collapsing.

Afterall, It is written in Psalm 91:

He that dwelleth in the secret place of the most High shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty.

Well, “the shadow of the Almighty” just sent hundreds of gullible worshippers to their early graves in Uyo yesterday. grin

Surely he shall deliver thee from the snare of the fowler, and from the noisome pestilence.

Yes, we saw how Yahweh delivered his children into the mouth of the fowler yesterday in Uyo. grin

Thou shalt not be afraid for the terror by night; nor for the arrow that flieth by day;

Unfortunately, the arrow that struck those worshippers yesterday was dead-on accurate.

Nor for the pestilence that walketh in darkness; nor for the destruction that wasteth at noonday.

Yes, you guessed right! The tragic event occurred at noonday - and Yahweh couldn't do jack about it grin

A thousand shall fall at thy side, and ten thousand at thy right hand; but it shall not come nigh thee.

Well, 876kg iron-bars & stanchions fell on the victims' heads yesterday in Uyo - and the result was instantaneous death. grin

Only with thine eyes shalt thou behold and see the reward of the wicked.

Nonsense! Tell that to the corpses of the victims.

Because thou hast made the LORD, which is my refuge, even the most High, thy habitation;

Well, aside from the boko-haram carnage that has been ravaging the habitations of Yahweh in Borno, this is the 2nd-time the habitation of Yahweh is collapsing & killing his brainwashed & gullible congregants since the T.B Joshua's building collapse. grin

There shall no evil befall thee, neither shall any plague come nigh thy dwelling.

Newsflash: Evil befell your children in Uyo yesterday. Is there any evil worse than being killed by stanchions & iron-bars? grin

For he shall give his angels charge over thee, to keep thee in all thy ways.

The angels must have been sleeping or drinking ogogoro when the tragedy struck in Uyo. grin

They shall bear thee up in their hands, lest thou dash thy foot against a stone.

Yes, we saw how the angels ferried their copses into the mortuary.

Thou shalt tread upon the lion and adder: the young lion and the dragon shalt thou trample under feet.

You don't have to go far, I will accompany you to the Kano Zoo in Kano State where you can trample upon the lion cubs live on camera and see what becomes of you. grin

Because he hath set his love upon me, therefore will I deliver him: I will set him on high, because he hath known my name.

Those poor souls who died yesterday must have forgotten your name. grin

He shall call upon me, and I will answer him: I will be with him in trouble; I will deliver him, and honour him.

Wait! You mean the woman whose head was shattered by a (73kg x 12metres = 876kg) iron-bar went to that church to call upon Satan? grin

With long life will I satisfy him, and shew him my salvation.

Yes, u're right. Those victims are still alive in your 400-bedroom mansion in heaven - Oloshiii! grin


***As for the brain-dead media aide who says affliction shall never rise a 2nd time, well - I will be quick to remind him when it happens again. grin cheesy grin


Hello, happy Sunday...I come in the name of peace;
it was a structural problem not a spiritual problem... my God has the power to stop it if he wanted to, but just like you said he's omniscience,he sees ahead ,so we wouldnt know why he lets some things happen and truly the lord works in a mysterious way ,but later at the end we will understand why he let those things happen.
Romance / Re: Online Pastor Reveals Why Man Should Be On Top Of The Woman When Having Sex.PICS by peachesandroses(f): 9:27pm On Dec 09, 2016
How about when a woman is pregnant?? her husband should still climb untop??
Romance / Re: Relationship With A Nairalander. by peachesandroses(f): 7:42pm On Dec 08, 2016
SexyNairalander:
I hope to meet a female nairalander one day, na so so man I dey meet undecided

Lol!! how come na so so man u dey meet?? sorry o.
Religion / Re: If Jesus Died For Our Sins, Why Are We Still Going To Hell? by peachesandroses(f): 2:41pm On Dec 08, 2016
Lh19:


I just needed enlightenment embarassed embarassed embarassed

Okay my dear. I don't know more than I've said, if you need more enlightenment, you can ask any real pastor around you.

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Religion / Re: If Jesus Died For Our Sins, Why Are We Still Going To Hell? by peachesandroses(f): 1:00pm On Dec 08, 2016
Lh19:



But it's been known since from the days before he came to earth that people who repent before their death are forgiven of their sins, so Jesus had no reasons to die for our sins since it won't make any difference

okay ,if you say so. All I wanted was to answer your question as I thought u just wanted to understand more. But if I continue like this it will become all those religious arguments I see here, and there's no need for all that as God will open the eyes of people that truly seek him.
Religion / Re: If Jesus Died For Our Sins, Why Are We Still Going To Hell? by peachesandroses(f): 12:51pm On Dec 08, 2016
FSMs:

Common the Holy spirit bleeped Mary what is Holy there undecided


Ha! how can the holy spirit "bleep" someone?? The bible said the "power of the holy spirit will overshadow you", didn't even say you will feel the presence of the holy spirit. It was a spiritual thing ,I'm sure Mary didn't even know the exact moment she conceived.
Religion / Re: If Jesus Died For Our Sins, Why Are We Still Going To Hell? by peachesandroses(f): 12:48pm On Dec 08, 2016
Lh19:







What sins did he die for then?

Guy, he died for the sins that were committed from the time of Adam till now, and so that we will have victory over sin by his blood and his grace. so that when you become born again his blood cleanses you from your past unrighteousness, and you become totally forgiven, then if you go back and continue sinning you have polluted yourself naw,so you can't enter heaven, but then the important is to always ask for forgiveness. Thank God that God is loving father who gives many chances , hence we are not consumed like in the days of old.
Celebrities / Re: We Cleaned Church, God Cleaned My Wife, Had Baby After 9 Years-kenneth Okonkwo by peachesandroses(f): 12:26pm On Dec 08, 2016
very cute baby!!

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Crime / Re: If I Steal A Bible In The Church,will I Go To Hell Fire? by peachesandroses(f): 12:19pm On Dec 08, 2016
stealing is stealing! so yes, hell awaits, if the person doesn't return it and ask God for forgiveness. What's the point stealing a bible from the church to read when you can just ask an usher or any personnel in the church, they will surely look for spare bibles in the church and give you one.
Religion / Re: If Jesus Died For Our Sins, Why Are We Still Going To Hell? by peachesandroses(f): 12:15pm On Dec 08, 2016
Because God is holy, and without holiness no eye shall see the Lord. other answers coming in...
Crime / Re: Court Sentences 16 Vandals To Life Imprisonment In Calabar by peachesandroses(f): 8:22am On Dec 08, 2016
chai!! is that sentence not too much??

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Religion / Re: Is MMM A Sin? by peachesandroses(f): 8:58am On Dec 07, 2016
themosthigh:
[b]Mmm is a very big sin in Christianity because it is demonic and promoted by gongon, an infernal demon residing in the 6th princinth of hell.
This demon is a spoiler with 7 heads each in the shape of demonic animals. It was this very same demon that helped the principality called prince of Persia to hold the prayers of Daniel from reaching God for days. During the conquest of heaven when the integrity of the throne of jehovah was challenged, it was this demon that helped lucifer pin down jehovah on the ground and stole some of the ethereal essence from him making lucifer resistant to any attach from jehovah and restricting jehovahs power to the heavens and physical earth.
Lucifer is preparing for the final battle and is gathering resources and anybody that assist mmm succeed is just contributing to the battle against the almighty. Though I know that the age of jehovah is over and lucifer will defeat him and lock Christ in the bottomless pit, I still advise you people to stand with jehovah and stop mmm. In Jesus name I beg[/b]


ah ah!! you mean to tell me that a demon Pinned down Jehovah and the Lucifer stole some of his ethereal essense? and because of that Jehovah's power is restricted to the heavens and physical earth jeez, which Jehovah are you talking about is it The God in heaven I know, that is all powerful? who demons tremble at his presence who has every single thing and planets and constellation under his control?? is it my God you are talking about or another one?? pls answer me.
Celebrities / Re: Man Marries Snake After Losing Girlfriend, Says Dead Girlfriend Came Back (PICS) by peachesandroses(f): 10:28pm On Nov 11, 2016
But the snake is always sitting as if it knows what's going on ... look at the picnic scene,the TV scene... omg!!! End time!!!
Celebrities / Re: 14 Guys That Are Perfectly Representing The Beard Gang. by peachesandroses(f): 7:28pm On Nov 10, 2016
Op where is Pete Edochie ??
Health / Re: Help Before I Kill Myself. Body Odour Has Turned Me To A Recluse. by peachesandroses(f): 12:33pm On Oct 08, 2016
lefulefu:
ogini...jesus na carpenter o not medical doctor.
lol! my dear He's the master of everything, not only carpentry.
Health / Re: Help Before I Kill Myself. Body Odour Has Turned Me To A Recluse. by peachesandroses(f): 8:20pm On Oct 07, 2016
If you have tried proper hygiene, shaving and sought medical help and they all didn't help, then its time to go for prayers. It's a very easy thing for Jesus to do and the good part is that when it comes to doctor Jesus once he heals you its permanent.

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Religion / Re: Have You Praised Him Yet, Today? by peachesandroses(f): 10:38pm On Sep 23, 2016
Lord I want you to know that I love you and that there is no me without you,and I long to love and worship you in the right way,to carry your power and be your instrument. I'll love you forever lord and I praise you in advance for when I wouldn't be on the earth anymore.
Romance / Re: What Do You Admire About The Opposite Sex? by peachesandroses(f): 3:56pm On Sep 19, 2016
davidif:


So wait, what you are telling me is that you don't like a guy with broad shoulders?

no, I said I don't like a guy with shoulders that are way broader than his waist.
Romance / Re: What Do You Admire About The Opposite Sex? by peachesandroses(f): 1:54pm On Sep 18, 2016
Lagban:
Datz sweet. I like u for one thing. U r honest. Dont know if u have my other qualities (moderate boobs , Light skinned +a charming face). I have some but not all of the criteria u stated. I would lyk us to be fwendx, datz all i dont have any SNAKE IN MY CUPBOARD. I value honestly more than Sex most times

lol I'm not light skinned,but not dark either.

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Romance / Re: What Do You Admire About The Opposite Sex? by peachesandroses(f): 12:56pm On Sep 18, 2016
Lagban:
I suspect u also have bowed legs
I Almost had but I ended up not having.
Romance / Re: What Do You Admire About The Opposite Sex? by peachesandroses(f): 12:50pm On Sep 18, 2016
felix281:





Am all yours....except that bow legs, hope u will like it straight?
Haha, that's jus what i want, but I'll receive what God gives me.
Romance / Re: What Do You Admire About The Opposite Sex? by peachesandroses(f): 12:47pm On Sep 18, 2016
davidif:

What? I thought girls liked guys with a high shoulder to waist ratio.
not this particular girl
Romance / Re: Let Your spouse or partner Know You Love them Before Someone Else helps You To by peachesandroses(f): 7:44pm On Sep 13, 2016
Danfuster:
I hate when people come up with SHÍT like this, the women folks are just insatiable and believe me, you will never understand them.

A woman who wants to cheat will cheat and there's nothing you can do to stop her, same goes for the opposite sex. Like a Niccur said up there, they don't do it for money anymore but for variety. Hoes ain't loyal #HoeIsLife #Hoe-ism. @Bibors you're a nigga who knows, one time for you bro.

"don't save hoes, they don't wanna be saved" One time for a Niccur who knows this

stop nursing negative thoughts about women. Like I said ,the post is for guys who have good women in their lives and want to keep them,and not for people having issues with women or battling with hoes in their lives. you can't tell me all women are hoes, there are certainly good ones out there and when you find them don't let them go and I even said when a lady meets a good man she should treat him right, so why all this maliciousness??

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