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fuckerstard:
These danfo guys drive as if na Death race, I never hear say dem jail person for traffic violation.

Corruption don hold us for neck.





These are the full list of the Lagos Traffic Offences and Penalties.

S/N LAW/OFFENCES FINE
1 Driving without valid driver’s licence Impound vehicle
2 Driving by under age 18 years 30,000.00 fine
3 Driving with fake plate numbers 30,000.00 , 3 yrs. in prison
4 Driving with forged particulars 6 months in prison
5 Driving with fake driver’s licence 6 months in prison
6 Driving without road worthiness Impound vehicle
7 Driving only yellow 80,000.00 . Enforce painting
8 Driving with Hackney permit Impound vehicle
9 No display of Hackey permit Impound vehicle
10 Kabu Kabu without permit Impound vehicle
11 Disobeying LASTMA Office 30,000.00/Impound vehicle
12 Neglect of Traffick direction light 3 months in prison
13 Smoking while driving 30,000.00/Impound vehicle
14 Physical assault traffic officer 50,000.00/6 months in prison
15 Driving without full light 50,000.00
16 Driving with worn out Tyre 30,000.00
17 Driving without spare Tyre 30,000.00
18 Driving smoking vehicle 30,000.00
19 No fire Extinguisher 30,000.00
20 Broken windscreen 30,000.00
21 Tinted windscreen 30,000.00
22 Eating and driving with one hand 3 months in prison
23 One way driving 3 yrs. in prison
24 Driving without fasten seat belt 30,000.00
25 No painting a commercial vehicle approved colour . 50,000.00
26 No car hire service permit 1st 20,000.00, 2nd 30,000.00 Impound vehicle
27 Parking on yellow line on any public highway/illegal parking 1st 20,000.00, subsequent 30,000.00
28 Vehicle crossing double yellow line/center line 1st 20,000.00, subsequent 30,000.00
29 Staying within the yellow junction box (offside rule) 1st 20,000.00, subsequent 30,000.00
30 Failure to yield to right of the way of pedestrian at zebra crossing 1st 20,000.00, subsequent 30,000.00
31 Failure to give to traffic on the left at a round about 1st 20,000.00, subsequent 30,000.00
32 Driving on walkway or kerb . impound

With this list honestly between the Lagos Ministry of Transportation and Nigerian Police Force so much money can be generated to get people to comply and police dont even have to collect bribe and they will make so much money and this will force people to act right.
If all these rules are enforced they can make easy billion Naira a year in lagos shared 50/50 between LASG and NPF but our long throat police no get sense.

honestly if NPF can just enforce the law they will make more money than the cursed bribe they collect

Gbogbo ejo jije ni why waste the food now.

I know some people will start pointing to village people now, but this is an obvious case of pest falling into ur soup while you are cooking

But why

In a corrupt country, with no standard means of citizen identification, no accountability and they throwing $322m out like these. I bet this is going to election funding they will distribute a miserable #10million out of #112billion.

why cant they divide it into 5 geopolitical zones get gas power plant start using gas we are flaring in south south and ensure 24/7 power

why cant they share the money to develop school system

why cant they share the money for develop infrastructure roads, ....


why why why why...

Tunmise100:
NIGERIANS..... Chai! SEE MENTALITY

People are just sadist, quick to judge

babeosisi:
a woman and her child are dead and you are talking about prenup and wife cheating
na so una heartless reach?
tufia

Before you bring your self edification how heartless story read and follow the thread understand think twice and talk once I wasn't replying to the topic I was replying to this quote

"RIP to the dead.

If you want to die, kill yourself ONLY and don't decide for others.

This might not be unrelated to the average African man's desire to "dominate" his wife.

The West, U.S. especially favours women. Your wife can cheat on you on your matrimonial bed in a house you bought and still collect 50% of your property in a divorce.

If you wanna form Big Boss, better sit your black ass in Africa."

MartinCorridon:
RIP to the dead.

If you want to die, kill yourself ONLY and don't decide for others.

This might not be unrelated to the average African man's desire to "dominate" his wife.

The West, U.S. especially favours women. Your wife can cheat on you on your matrimonial bed in a house you bought and still collect 50% of your property in a divorce.

If you wanna form Big Boss, better sit your black ass in Africa.

Thats why there is prenup, with all these sad story i guess more people will be opened to prenup at the end if your wife start cheating as long as you can overcome the emotional hill you ll be fine

lazy nigerian youth

He should go and hide his face in SHAME, i doubt his mental capability

At times I wonder why this country even exist, maybe we should sell it and all share the money, every body run their government under their roof, we are already providing water and electricity, we fix our roads....

I saw the disgraceful press conference accusing Saraki how dumb is the NPF, FYI I am not a Saraki fan but this joke NPF is pulling is so childish and backward. I can compare it to an elementary school kid playing tag.
Real quick they have this old ass Lexus SUV with a sticker license showing Saraki and it is so obvious that it is fake, and it is freshly printed before NPF present an allegation like this accusing the number 3 person in Nigeria, they should be able to go deeper to see who the car was registered to is it Bukola Saraki, then they can hold a press conference that this car belongs to Saraki he is a person of interest in this crime. This is so sloppy and annoying each time that Sticker lic comes to my mind I am like how did we get to this we have brilliant lawyers, sociologist, political scientist graduating every year can't they get employed by NPF to dig into issue honestly if police have an high profile case the best of the best should handle it let 10 people from relevant field that graduated 1st class from 9ja sit on Dino's case, Olisah Methu..... and by the time they are done the accuse lawyer will even be begging for plead deal but #THISISNIGERIA where the police is the law enforcer, the jury and judge someone without college degree #SARS just because he has a gun will arrest a graduate trying to find a job will accuse him of stealing without evidence and pass instant judgement and even collect money . It was easy to link Apostle Suleimans Benz SUV to Okeke so if NPF is coming with this BS they should be able to take a step further and tell us the car is in Saraki's name not this childsplay of printing a new sticker and playing us like we are fools it shows how dump NPF folks are.
I am not saying Saraki is innocent but this show of shame from NPF show how sloppy they are and if they can come with this to the number 3 person in Nigeria then all citizen are doomed. I see this sticker plate is just a low level low IQ move coming from NPF. We really need police reform

At times I wonder why this country even exist, maybe we should sell it and all share the money, every body run their government under their roof, we are already providing water and electricity, we fix our roads....

I saw the disgraceful press conference accusing Saraki how dumb is the NPF, FYI I am not a Saraki fan but this joke NPF is pulling is so childish and backward. I can compare it to an elementary school kid playing tag.
Real quick they have this old ass Lexus SUV with a sticker license showing Saraki and it is so obvious that it is fake, and it is freshly printed before NPF present an allegation like this accusing the number 3 person in Nigeria, they should be able to go deeper to see who the car was registered to is it Bukola Saraki, then they can hold a press conference that this car belongs to Saraki he is a person of interest in this crime. This is so sloppy and annoying each time that Sticker lic comes to my mind I am like how did we get to this we have brilliant lawyers, sociologist, political scientist graduating every year can't they get employed by NPF to dig into issue honestly if police have an high profile case the best of the best should handle it let 10 people from relevant field that graduated 1st class from 9ja sit on Dino's case, Olisah Methu..... and by the time they are done the accuse lawyer will even be begging for plead deal but #THISISNIGERIA where the police is the law enforcer, the jury and judge someone without college degree #SARS just because he has a gun will arrest a graduate trying to find a job will accuse him of stealing without evidence and pass instant judgement and even collect money . It was easy to link Apostle Suleimans Benz SUV to Okeke so if NPF is coming with this BS they should be able to take a step further and tell us the car is in Saraki's name not this childsplay of printing a new sticker and playing us like we are fools it shows how dump NPF folks are.
I am not saying Saraki is innocent but this show of shame from NPF show how sloppy they are and if they can come with this to the number 3 person in Nigeria then all citizen are doomed. I see this sticker plate is just a low level low IQ move coming from NPF. We really need police reform

I just have one question how the thing go dey smell?

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malware:
He may not be technically enlightened to know what a single train refinery is.

Well in as much as I respect him, low key that's his field and being an oil marketer I think he should know better and such statement coming from him is below par. I still like him and his humility is outstanding his support for Dangote is great and i hope a lot of us can follow that path

malware:
https://www.hydrocarbons-technology.com/projects/dangote-refinery-lagos/

Your point exactly? Pay attention to the highlighted part and my initial post

Big ups why the false statement tho, it won't be the worlds largest definitely among top 10 and largest in Africa. I hope rich people can start doing more for 9ja, hopefully that will fix oil issue. Then electricity, roads, even public transport system, airports etc. Government is a big failure from the North, South, East, West....

World's largest refineries
No. Name of refinery Barrels per day
1 Jamnagar Refinery 1,240,000
2 Paraguana Refinery Complex (PDVSA) 940,000
3 SK Energy Ulsan Refinery (SK Energy) 850,000
4 Ruwais Refinery (Abu Dhabi National Oil Company) 817,000

OboOlora:
What if it’s fatty monkey

Hunmmm not too attractive that will be some fat ass ebola monkey. Plus studies shows humans especially people of color don't like to be called monkey

OboOlora:
Onisekuse

LMAO I am only asking o I have tried calling out OBOOLORA different ways and it still come out with the same interpretation FATCAT, FATPVSSY,

ednut1:
u must be a learner on NL .Na guy parading as a gal. Beware

No maybe u are the learner not making reference to her pics you can see the highlighted part. I see u have been around for a while as well and I believe my post is spot on reference to the profile name pics is just a distraction for people that ll fall for it

OboOlora:
U too get sense, one cold bottle of otapiapia for u with grilled lizard in sauce

Yoo hate to be noosy but you profile name caught my attention lowkey for real is it what I am thinking it is in yoruba?

Leysco:
Hello everyone. is it advisable to do court marriage with my fiancee? She gave birth to a girl when she was in school. She has left the father of the girl tho. Any future implication?

If you need peoples opinion then don't do it, it should be the other way around if u really love and care for her people should be telling you oh she has a daughter and you tell them I see past beyond that. Its either you are just looking for attention or you don't want this it's better you let her know on time and FYI marrying a single mother or single father is not a bad thing

we are in the age of fast life

TBH she has a great shape and my own opinion o she's cute I love that shes dark and SLAYING. But the jeans fitting is doing injustice to her thick sexy thighs