₦airaland Forum

IJOBA11:
FUTA JALONIAN

Oya come and have ur biafra na.
Shebi u want Edo and delta and the whole of south south?
Oya come and collect.
Idiot

strykr:
Enemies how? What have they done to you people ?
The insecurity have been confined to their lands. Bokoharam, fulani herdsmen and kidnappers have been killing different Nigerians all over the country, yet nobody has called ACF to account for any citizen.

When e reach Igbo turn, una don get power.

Getat with ur victim mentality syndrome
We have all bn calling fulani pipo out as a result of herdsmen atrocities to the point that all southern politicians teamed up to issue a statement which got the entire backing of the whole south.
Now the same igbo are killing fellow southerners and u expect us to keep quiet?
U r raving mad

Igbo shud thread carefully.
I dnt like the arrogance in their approach
They may end up bagging enemies in strange places

Their style is to clamp down on any state whose governor is vocal and against their activities.
This is very simple to discern

Nobody shud mention Edo wen talking abt biafra at all.
We dnt hate them but we'll rather live without them.

Tompolo dey sleep, una wan go wake am
Ok o

Administration1:
The person that will inherit your property when you kpai

that's an heir not next of kin

who do us for africa?
pls wise up

One stewpeed girl for warri did same with me.
My feeling for her was too strong, but she kept milking me cos i had some millions to play around with.
she will pick her man's call in my presence and all dat shii
wen tins became rocky for me. she left and i wasnt surprised.
but wen my hand begin hot again, dis agent of satan enter bus from warri to abuja without my invitation, i did not touch her all tru d nyt, took her to d park d next morning and off to warri
some pipo hav a very terrible past.
only if we know

Biafra nation is clamouring to exit
Yoruba nation same tin.
I think if u pipo r serious up north, start ur arewa nation exit campaign then we can begin to take u serious

wirinet:
If one must be be mentally, financially, medically, physically and spiritually ready before marrying, believe me no body will marry. We will all just be doing baby mammas and baby daddys. Guys will simply patronize oloshos to cure konji and many ladies will reach menopause without getting boyfriends not to talk of husbands.

So, op is obviously not ready.

wirinet:
It's difficult to discuss finances before marriage because the Nigerian economy is highly unstable and unpredictable. The OP is lucky the covid19 did not affect his job. I know many that lost their jobs or businesses last year.

The problem I see is that the OP did not use his head when deciding to get married to the wife but the lower part of his body. If he had used his head he would have seen the entitlement mentality and gold digging tendency of his then girlfriend. If she didn't spend a kobo on him during courtship, what makes him think she will give him N1k during marriage.

You mean he should have set her up immediately after spending over N1million on wedding ceremonies. Maybe you did not read his post well and assumed he is a yahoo boy. A man just recently married a wife, he has to pay house rent, pay living expenses for himself and wife and you expect him to set up the wife immediately.

Dem force am marry?
B4 u venture into marriage, u must be mentally, financially, medically, physically and spiritually ready so u dnt end up fighting with ur partner

You made a huge mistake.
You should have discussed abt finances Bd how to manage financial responsibility in your marriage b4 getting married.
You shud have gotten enuf money to set her up immediately after wedding b4 venturing.
This is d way u have laid ur bed sir. Now lay on it cos d fault is urs

Northerners cannot handle their private businesses without dragging govt into it, what nonsense. See dangote dragging the govt into buying 20% stake in his refinery when d govt is supposed to have one refinery per state

1billionman:
Guy why u dey lie like this? Nawa o

What is there to lie abt? U go credit my account because of d story? Or will I become automatic admin on NL because of d story? What exactly will I benefit telling a lie?
U sef reason am.
I am a married man now and wont engage in such anymore but this happened when I was still single and young. 2015 August precisely. Hotel located along d road opposite d state secretariat. Cant remember d name of d road or hotel again sef.

These pipo want to write our history for us.
They plan to distort history

i met miss apkan a corper from akwa ibom on my first trip ever from abuja to owerri for a one week long official assignment
i always travel wit my headset to avoid distractions
as d journey progressed, miss akpan asked to share my ear piece with me and i obliged
after a while, she said it was her turn to be our DJ so she collected my fone and changed d music genre from afro pop to R and B
we sang togeda and played along as tho we knew each other for a decade
we got to lokoja and i got us food (friend rice, salad, turkey n juice) and dis cute corper was very grateful
as we left the restaurant heading back to d bus, miss akpan got us suya, wen i offered to pay, she refused and paid for it.
as d journey continued, it started raining around asaba, akpan was cold so i brough out my givenchi jacket from my bag for her to wear, she wore it and rest her body on me, mehn her breast was extremely soft n firm at d same time, naso man body body begin rise, miss akpan noticed and whispered into my ears dat she can see wat she is doing to me but she dnt intend to stop until i beg her and we laughed.
wen we got close to owerri, i asked if she knows a good hotel around where i can stay for the week, and she offered to take me to one hotel, she passed her bus stop and followed me to the hotel until i booked my room
we both went in and embraced each other, after exchanging contacts, she went back to her lodge.
after work d next day, i retired to my hotel room, miss akpan came to spend d nght with me and we devoured each other all night
it continued till i returned to abuja
after 2 months, she came to visit me in abuja and spent two weeks with me at home
miss akpan is sweet but distance separated us after which she got married
we r still friends only on facebook. no chats, calls or physical meetings

queenjoseph:
I was traveling from Sokoto to Aba.

The bus broke down in a village of kogi state.

And so it was that the place the bus broke down, there was a village canteen.

I saw a boy of about 18 years old.

He was just looking at all the girls that came out of the bus.

He was the seller in the canteen.

He was nice.

I knew that after we left the place,he would not see us again.

We later left the place after the bus was repaired.

queen, did u sleep with him dat night? i dnt understand the part u did not tell us

N our armed forces is squarely under fulani control

If God does not punish u, who will?

Ur name no dey tenancy cert oga how come?

emmnprince:
Awon experienced simpleton you're not doing well!

emma, if I slap u ehn.
We don turn mates because of nairaland abi

damorikoko:
The reason isn't far fetched.

1. He is a SIMPle guy.

2. Your destiny kinda aligns with bringing him Goodluck.

3. He is indecisive

Number 3 was d reason for me.
I built my first house in abuja at 27 while dating her.

The south is coming with more reforms that you cannot refuse.
Every day for the thief, one day for the owner.
Shockey don show

He who bring home ant infested yams shud be ready to cohabit with lizards

Mrlouis:
THAT'S A VIRULENT STRAIN OF SIMPING. THIS TYPE NO GET CURE.

Sharap
If u ever dated a girl that was loyal but u messed up at d end, if u hav conscience, u will try to mk her happy somehow

I have done this b4 wen I realised I didnt really spend on her durin d relationship tho she was loyal and bleeps me anytime and anywhere.
I did it to make up in some kinda way.
I transferred huge sums to her on 3 occasions without her asking or expecting it.
She kept wondering n asking why but I told her not to worry but enjoy.
But wen she started suspecting if I used her for ritual, I cut her off totally.
No be me u go use play

this is an aberration
how dare u caution our leaders?
go away u harlot

if wishes were horses though