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Lisaflex:
I'm gd... u? Been waiting since forever n u jes shwin up

eyen eka sorry na traffic cos am.add me up.08030848527

Lisaflex:
I'm waiting

how r u tonyt?

contd.....


so dis pilapsy come.d.over serious for d reading sotey I come dey clear throat,for we're dis babe no send me oo.till sleep come carry me go .at abt 2:23 i woke up and notice she was on bed with me,d evil in me arose with long john sticking out.as I begin mk move na so d babe ....brb let me attend to my customers

Am guilty of number 1& 2.during my university days I met dis girl and I invited her o for months she turned me down on one faithful day I received a call from her dat she intends to come and read in my house,and that I should prepare pepper soup rice for her hhahahhaahaha .that period I was so broke but u knw na bios would do anything for skirt oo.nobi now wey I don mature.

......fastward...she came,and quickly changed to her night wear,for my mynd I begin d rejoice,after everyz i went ti bed with only my eyes close and left my mind roaming d streets...... brb

Gist abt her with his friends lera and definatly he will not say the truth.him go lie say him collect.

well for me will go for pacquio because that guy is so humble.

Lisaflex:
I'm lost,pls find me

lol am coming just wait we're u are

peeparty:
with??
morning lisa

don't be lost ooo.need u to be found

Lisaflex:
Call?

yes

Lisaflex:
Hw r u doing?

grt was expecting ur call ni

pls stop this e- war,and focus on the topic being discussed. nice counter thread bro

Lisaflex:
Der's no way of knowing for sure

hello sup?

This is just to update our bros and sis outside the country or remind them some of d slangs d heard before.


1.u never chi chum chin. =seen nothing yet


2.lakpalapa. =too much rash rash on your head


3.akpako. =


4.sort. =bribe



5.blow blow. =balloon


6.skolombo boys. = are boys


7.ojoro. =trick


8.kawa. =run/move


9.agbero. =thug


10.kak. =sit



11.backside/nyash =behinduck



12.shit for church. =mess up


13.all join. =all included


14.mumu =fool


15.job. =419



16.Jones. =slack



17.odeshi. = charm



18.crash. =sleep



19.lekpa. =thin



20.akproko. =gossiper


21.olokpa. =police


22.burst my skero. =blow my mind


23.oloshi. =


24.kpakpa. =marijuana



25.d shenkiz dem just d matrix =the ladies are just tripping



add yours let know the in thing around you.

cc
lalasticlala

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Dentify? [/color]

guy u knw dis tins na

question for the ladies.

dude please don't expose yourself here












thank you

funny enough since I born I never woo.am just dis bad sharp dude.bois should understand wah I min. :-Xfunny enough since I born I never woo.am just dis bad sharp dude.bois should understand wah I min.

lol

over cheating sef d worry kissing tins

purplelips:
What are you saying?

Most of these lecturers are just sadists. They give us AOC without we students asking for it and with us thinking they're doing us a favour,
only for the examination questions to come out and one becomes
automatically brainblocked.
As far as I am concerned, most of them do it on purpose to ensure that
students fail their course. Only God knows if they derive some sort of
sexual pleasure from failing students.

lol@ sexual pleasure daht wikedest

hahahahahahahah e like betta betta tins

Immaangel:
Hmmm... What do u expect from a cattle rearer? Even as a lecturer his mind is still on his cows milk. That's why after drinking cows milk u behave like cows. #just thinking aloud

u made my nyt hahahahhahhahaha

honest are u child like dat.but u could have politely told him instead discharging like dat

Chiam55:
Lol at the wanking pervs

Midehi you kill me wiv laff you fell in a bush running away from him tell us what happen?

Yes I was on a date with a French man and I was having an awesome time with him we laughed and eat. We had a kiss (the best kiss I ever had to date(they dnt call it a French kiss for nothing)) I then just asked him are you single, no he said. I look him sideways and ask you're not married are you and he lift his left hand up and there it was a fucckin ring

I was so confused how did I not notice that? I excused myself and told him I'm going to the ladies. I just went outside and jumped on a cab home.

number 2 dou very true.why would they be tayad? u must do it ooo.

@mizmycoli really don't fink am really not ready#fear of d unknown

Equado:
I can authoritatively say Unical has the most corrupt lecturers in the country.

I see why you have not graduated, you keep attending every university in nigeria

enoqueen:


Hahahahaha

did I just remind u of any?

rokiatu:
You mean African lecturers?

Nop

Mhizizzy:
It does not happen in my skul

abeg which school be dat,?I for like know oo