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SlyIg: Thats a nice vacancy there. Feel free to apply in person pls. All applications should be directed to the governor on or before 3rd of November. Gendre is no problem my people. Good luck.

Lol

Watching On Nairaland...lol

slimyem: lol@pendusky's location as "Peaceful Area in Nigeria"...

Yea that PAN for short...

[quote author=Mynd_44]Where is the south south?[/quote]Peaceful Area in Nigeria, (PAN)

Am Feeling Fresh Air... I hope This Man End well...

Nice One...That means the Oyibo man for our Office wont Smoke again...Relief...

Lol, I have seen one, but guess what happen, they consider it a Sacrilegious act...

Nigeria 11:0 Ethiopia We can Do it...

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The man shocked us!

Akwa Ibom State Deputy Governor,Obong Nsima Ekere, has resigned his position with immediate effect. He resigned on Wednesday without any official explanation. His Chief Press Secretary, Inem Ina, confirmed the development to PUNCH on the telephone. He said Ekere resigned “on personal grounds” and declined to elaborate.

http://www.punchng.com/news/akwa-ibom-deputy-governor-nsima-ekere-resigns/

am sure that hired pilot is not a nigerian...

THREAD CLOSED! Thank You all for your Prayer...Oga Madam is back and shes Healthy...Praise God..!

https://www.nairaland.com/1088116/questions-nigeria-movie-producers

Remoulded post though... valencia i see u...

i dont k what u guys gat 2 say abt this wondaful Otuoke Shoeless King, al l knw is that He is the best for now..he won d election so he is the best...i grew up learning that a leader would do nothing if he want to pleased everyone...GEJ...Am feeling more fresh air.

Its quite hilarious especially if your conversant wit Nollywood movies...so here it goes...
Nollywood questions begging 4
answers.

1- How Can A Ghost Look Left & Right B4 Crossing d
Road? Dem dey Fia Accident?
2•y does d TV go off by itself after d “breaking news?"
3•y do all native doctors paint one eye?
4•y must evry advert Start wit a loud scream?
5•y must evry juju part b represented by lightening n thunder under d bright
sunlight?
6•Why do Nigeria movies always havpart one 2 part 5?
7•How can Segun Arinze B
Ramsey Noah’s Dad….Any
Resemblance?
8•y Will A blind Moda say? ”I’m happy 2 see u my son!”
9•Why is Jim Iyke always coming back from US n speaking wit a
fake British accent?
10•When will Pastor Ajidara stop being a fake pastor?
11•Why is it dat d characters die or run mad immediately after dia confessions?
12•Which evil woman washed pant inside soup dat Tony Umez ate n bcame d god of nollywood imbeciles?
13•Epic Village Movie Set in †he 90′s0still finds Mercy Johnson wit Brazilian Hair, How come? 14•How can 2 billion naira fit
into a small Ghana must go bag?
15•Must all hired assassins b found in uncompleted or abandoned buildings ?
Na dem papa house ?
16•y must a film hav Part 1,2, 3, Return of D Film 1,2 n 3,n d Same Film ‘Reloaded’ 1,2 n 3? Y?
17•Will a Yoruba Movie eva b complete witout a visit 2 d ‘BABALAWO?'
18•STUDY: 9 out of 10 times, Olu Jacobs dies of heart attack in NOLLYWOOD movies,Y?
19•”15yrs ago”n Ini Edo calls her
Boyfriend wit a Bold5. How is dis
possible?
20•y will parents call dia child 3
times n ask him/her how many time did I call u? Dem no sabi count?
21•Wen poor ppl com 2 Lagos 2
struggle dey always make it, if na so y poor ppl still dey lagos?
22•y is it dat ogogo is always inocent but must b a victim of circumstances? 23•Who is translatin yoruba films
witout studyin English e.g my wife is a pregnancy N she go borned d pikin soonest recova!

Nollywood I hail o. Lol...

We need to wake up!

Etumgbe: I'll open a cyber cafe

Hahaha

Veetle.com would hear am... I wld download Real player and get a download bar for every movie, i mean gud movies... Choi! Swift Network i mis ya...

When Its not bombed..

St. Rita Catholic Kaduna jst got bombed some minutes ago...
More info..
https://www.nairaland.com/1086653/bomb-blast-church-kaduna-today

ogbeche77: @ MUKINA ... daylight saving time ends at midnight today, so the match is 5pm not 4pm

Ure rite dude...

Bomb Blast at Kaduna catholic
church minutes ago.... More info
http:// www.nairaland.com/1086653/ bomb-blast-church-kaduna

Bomb Blast at Kaduna catholic
church minutes ago.... More info http://
www.nairaland.com/1086653/
bomb-blast-church-kaduna

Bomb Blast at Kaduna catholic church minutes ago.... More info

https://www.nairaland.com/1086653/bomb-blast-church-kaduna

KADUNA Oct 28 (Reuters) -

At least one suicide bomber drove a vehiclepacked with explosives into a Catholic church in northern Nigeria on Sunday, killing and wounding several people,
witnesses and police said. Survivor Linus Lighthouse said twobombers had struck different parts of the packed St Rita's church, in Kaduna, a volatile ethnically and religiously
mixed city. They had got right inside the building, causing many casualties, he said. "I cannot tell you how many casualties, but there were many. The heavy explosion also damaged so many buildings around the area," he said. But Aminu Lawal, a Kaduna police spokesman, said there was only one confirmed bomber and that no casualties had yet been confirmed apart from the bomber himself. Another witness, Daniel Kazah, a member of the Catholic cadets in the church, said he had seen three bodies on the bloodied church floor. "But still others were taken to the mortuary," he said. There was no immediate claim of responsibility but Islamist sect Boko Haram has claimed similar attacks in the past and has attacked several churches with bombs and guns since it intensified its campaign against Christians in the past year

http://af.reuters.com/article/energyOilNews/idAFL5E8LS0NN20121028

Missy_B, and ogugua88 need to be scrutinize, sure they dont get paid to make scrab topic front page...

ItsModella: Abasi Mbok...this woman is a clear example of bewitched.

Am not sure....people who dont see their self on paper want to publish their own story theirselves...am nt suprised! Abadiee?

The Governor of Taraba State, Danbaba Suntai is Dead?

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/10/b-r-e-a-k-i-n-g-n-e-w-s-taraba-state-gov-dead/

Thatz an action!

No wonder....

N1.5m watches as souvenirs? Holy me! Thatz kull men!

Super1759: I hate hearing such rubbish news. How did he get into the plane with the device?
The mumu was even introducing himself,mchewwwwww.

Exact my point! How did he get in ther?

lol