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Acidtalk and family! what ur view on this? Pls can sm1 bring Odunu and Sexkilz to this thread ASAP?

Highbros: Guy, when last did you eat? It might be a sign of hunger

There a lots of people that wil refuse to repent even when they see hell, example number 1 is you...

This is Serious! Was she not Satisfy wit ha wife?!

seems pastors relative hav d most problems,

I fink she is tired of her duty.. is that how a leader suppose to do? SMH

MC Dumexx: I seriously 4gv U̶̲̥̅̊. Seriously! I mean it. Go $ sin or post dis kind thread no more

Atenzion Seun and Mods.
I need privacy! Dont want Any stranger to view my posts!

kessyur: .this is suppose to be an interesting topic that so many would have learn from, but the comments are naïve.

Ure right.

Siga: Nice one python.....that cock always wake me up every morning....now its gone...phew

Must u get me laughing?

mekaboy: THEY SAY A HUNGRY MAN IS AN ANGRY MAN. HUNGER DON BLOCK NIGERIA PEOPLE HEART, NO.MERCY.

LESSONS TO LEARN FROM THIS.

1, NIGERIA IS NOT WORTH.DYING FOR, IF I DIE HOPING THAT.YOU WILL GET JUSTICE" YOU ARE OYO".

2, CONSIDER THE CHOICES YOU MAKE, THE CONSEQUENCES COULD BE WORSE THAN YOU IMAGINE.

3, BE A JEW MAN, DONT JOIN ANY.CULT.

4, AVOID VIOLENCE, IF ANYBODY PROVOKES YOU " JUST SAY GOD BLESS YOU AND MOVE ON" NIGERIANS ARE BECOMING WILD ANIMALS.

5, DONT STEAL FOR ANY REASON.

6, MIND THE.COMPANY.YOU KEEP, FROM ONE OF THE MULTIPLE VERSIONS OF THIS STORY I HEARD, ONE OF THEM.HAD A GUN, SHOT IN THE AIR AND ESCAPED.

7, IF YOU ARE A STUDENT, BE A STUDENT, YOU HAVE NO.BUSINESS WITH A GUN.

8, DONT VALUE YOURSELF BASED ON WHAT U POSESS. BUT ON YOUR CHARACTER AND CONTRIBUTION TO SOCIETY.

9, FINALLY, IF YOU WANT TO BOAST ABOUT ANYTHING, IT SHOULD BE THAT YOUR NAME IS IN THE BOOK OF LIFE.

REMAIN BLESSED.

Ur lessons is neva complete!

YOU MISSED THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF IT.

I learn that

*EVEN IF YOU HAV THE WHOLE WORLD NEVER LEND ANY STUDENT OR FRIEND MONEY* YOU MIGHT BE A VICTIM OF UR OWN MONEY*

Now lets play it down to the police... Can the gurl recognise the police van that came ther?...am sure justice wil neva prevail since its not a minister son that is involved!

SMH!!

Thatz makes him a Father...at least i cld remember hes been a fisher man... He can stil use the experience to rescue if d baby was abt 2 be drown.. The OP award GOES to GEJ.

Am! Xo xo Down! All the ALUU4 Wer 1st sons

Odinaka00: Hahahahahahahahaha dude U̶̲̥̅̊ got ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ on Ŧħåϯ one o.....I'm laughing like a crazy mauphuker in my office nw lol

*mouth sealed*

Nlers are neva serious people...i wished seun create a board that people subscribe at least $10 a month to view and comment on it! Atleast for serious people!!

Anyway i blame etisalat and airtel for the free mb...

brightmon: was the pilot and driver drunk or blind?

blind question too

utumunta: "fellow widows & nigerians, am happy 2 revisit my con3 nigeria after speculatin in my alien con3 Germany. During my absentee, a lot of ppl ar wishn me ill bt i wish dem health. Nigerians shld stop rumour mongerin n fish mongerin cos it destroys d flooding evrywhr. Now dat am bak, it is no longer business wt usuals. We have 2 re-look d constitution & re-put d role of 1st lady 4 me becos wmen n children are sufferin & am their president. We cnt bias d national assembly n let d nays have it becos they ar intelligent ppl who knw hw 2 repair d constitution 4 me.
Thank u n God bless u

Signed - Dame

#ACTIVITIES BILLED 2 WELCOME D 1ST LADY#
1. Reception at d airport n a 100 page address by labaran maku
2. Award of GCON 2 d 1st lady 4 surviving
3. Re-naming of national hospital Abj afta d 1st lady
4. Allocation of 50hctr land 4 a standard hospital 2 d 1st lady by d MFCT
5. Gala nyt n huge donations by Dangote,adenuga,otedola & all oda bankrupt billionaires

i bet u, if ur grandma cld write up to 20 i quit
nairaland,if ur wife cld write up 10 words why she marry you*not even to talk abt spoken
oh*i quit internet

mdbissalla: wait to see d end of d season film first... it may b funny as usual. Nigeria my country

meaning?

acidtalk: I hope she is hail and hearty oh/
Because that is how they didn't leave Late President Yaradua Complete his treatment before returning him only for the unfortunate to happen.

Oga Jonnah, in has must as i don't like your policies God knows i like you as a man and won't wish you bad.
Don't let your wife come back if she hasn't been satisfied fit by the medical experts.

Nigerians will always condemn you whatever step or decision you make. Tey are the worlds greatest critic.
So if you are bringing back madam just because of this bad mouthed Nigerians, i tell you sir you are making a BIG MISTAKE.

If Turai Yaradua knew what you now know, she wouldn't have made that mistake. Only that you would probably still be Vice President because Nigerians would have still voted for their sick president. He had empathy, less corrupt and a good listener UNLIKE YOU.

A word is enough.....

you make a lots of sense here! Pray Saracens doesnt prevail..

mutiply: @op
when sahara reporters broke the news about her illness,you agents were so quick to condem them by saying she has gone to rest, and you opened a thread to pray for her even when you dont even know her diagnose,the same sahara reporters said she is coming and you believed them and was so quick to paste the news.Double standards if you may ask me,this is why niaja will keep going down cause sefish individuals like you refuse to live by the truth,i have nothing against her or you guys,i only beleive niaja will go places if we live by the truth always.

Am not deterred about ur Sarcastic Comments

Ramcie: Yippee . *walks away still as an unemployed graduate*

u stil d find job?
You neva heard of YouWIN for Women! win 10milion frm FG!
www.youwin.org.ng serious!

I almost 4got wer celebrating and waiting Presidential Jet arrival!

venorite: lol at the bolded.when vicar wan go do for there...mtscheewww

For Final Blessings in Germany! *Big Grin* thank God ther not going with Babalawo...

So much Happy!!!

I dont


*Footnote*
patience Jonathan to fly home

https://www.nairaland.com/1071187/nigerias-ailing-first-lady-return

patience Jonathan to fly home

https://www.nairaland.com/1071187/nigerias-ailing-first-lady-return

patience Jonathan to return home!

https://www.nairaland.com/1071187/nigerias-ailing-first-lady-return

Before the good news. Much thanks to Nler who pray for 1st lady on this thread
https://www.nairaland.com/1056780/nairaland-prayer-network-patience-jonathan

the good news!

A presidential jet is scheduled to fly out of Abuja tonight to bring home Nigeria's ailing First Lady, Mrs. Patience Jonathan.

Presidency sources told SaharaReporters today that Mrs. Jonathan will return to the country as early as tomorrow if everything works as planned.

Mrs. Jonathan was secretly flown out of Abuja nearly six weeks ago, at the end of August, after she developed complications from a cosmetic procedure she had undertaken in Dubai.

Upon returning to Nigeria from Dubai, she was flown out to Germany in an air ambulance following an emergency which was initially diagnosed as "food poisoning." Several investigations by SaharaReporters however revealed that her medical condition was more complicated and precarious. Among others, in the early stages she lost her power of speech for four days.

In an effort to cover up her health condition, the presidency has, during Mrs. Jonathan’s hospitalization, engaged in a game of hide-and-seek with the media, at first claiming that the First Lady was only resting after a hectic schedule of hosting the African First Ladies Forum.

Although several reports have pinpointed the nature of Mrs. Jonathan’s condition since then, the President and his aides have chosen to hide it from the public despite spending several millions of dollars in public funds on her treatment.

Last week, the president's office made available to the public a grainy, three-second video clip that said showed that Mrs. Jonathan was "hale and hearty." Neither the date nor the location of the video was identified, but Mr. Jonathan 's spokesperson said the president had embarked on a secret trip to his wife accompanied by the Presidential villa's vicar and two of the president's kids.

http://saharareporters.com/news-page/ailing-nigeria-first-lady-return-home

Donlouise: Stale!!!!

make it Fresh.

The latest News is that BOKO HARAM condemns the killing of
the 4 students #Allu4#; says it is
inhuman and painful......SMH! Buh

chucky234: Fashola pioneered school fees increment when he increased Lagos glorious secondary school(LASU) fees last year,its expected that other universities will follow suit.
Hmmm students paying N120,000 as school fees for all the gbagaun they are being taught,haba its too much na.

Ure right dude,Fashola even want to stop cars without lag reg plate number frm plying lag roads, bet me in a jiffy we'il need visa to enter lagos...

am yet to hear the truth of this....3am? 7am? 12pm... Am listening... Buh even though, I totally condemn the killing except ALUU is an independent country situated in Nigeria...SMH!

Every1 is talking abt the killers alone, what abt the person that owe them.I believ he is to be blame alots coz he 1st shouted thieves b4 the merciless ALUU intervene...maybe u shld not borow any1 anything again so they wont kal u thief. SMH

watever, am all ears!

Chanelkroos? They need visitors to their site! Maybe they want to overtrow nairaland in alexa web ranking