₦airaland Forum

BrainnewsNg:
Who taught you this?
Lalasticlala come and see

BrainnewsNG is a she??
Pic would have been nice too

Most NLers are seeing how to Steal a car

Nice one op

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ayemerbarth:
Abeg, let's 4get dis matta and forge ahead. We are going thru a lot already and Madam is not the commander in chief. If Fayose has enuf stone to grind, he shud tell us what the president has done wrong. Why leave the snake and go after the stick?

Who be this one? Respect your self, we don't need corrupt people in Nigeria.

49cents:
If this makes FP I will leave Nairaland

In Lalasticala Voice; Go and loose some weight, things like this make NL interesting

Noted

ArcFresky:
Recently became employed and i wish to share my experiences.
  I graduated from a renowned Nigerian instution with a 2.1 in architecture and a 4. Cgpa in masters. My skills included knolwledge in almost all relevant architectural software and general computing, so job humt must be easy right?

 ;DHowever i wanted a job by searching on my own. this led me to scurrying through jobberman, texing and mailing numerous online firms, calling various firms listed in the registered architects booklet.

  I got some offers, but the pay and work environment was discouraging.   After 2 weeks of looking... I humbly went back to my dad (who i had earlier refused his offer)  and just like magic, got a call from a nice firm to come and start work asap.

Anyways the point is.

1. Jobberman is now crap.. Nigerians have spoilt it with spam (got a lotta fake mails, plus jobberman kept advertising a cv rewrite (5k)  and online courses.

2. Jobs are near u. Check online using google maps or directories. For example i used archon register of architects, Gave me a localised list of numbers and mails

3. C.V's? Crap....show them what u can offer... c.v is just a formality. Peeps at my workplace havent even seen my C.V.

3. C.v's are good, but are better with connections.... Find an influential person and disturb the crap out of his/her life.

4. Be humble and honest. Ur cv is probably not the best, plus honesty pays...

5. Pray pray pray..

lol, Nice one... Congratulations...

self confidence.

BTW drink dey office make I show?

Funjosh:
What is MTN please

They are Mobile Telecom Network

But someone said, They are Mobile Thieves in Nigeria

Just loaded my sim with 200 naira two days ago for the first time in 4 months..

Don't know why I don't like these guys for calls and data. seen them burying some stuff underground for my vicinity hope it's 5G network ooh so I can try them at least for once.

tosin400:
cc: lalasticlala, ijebabe, MissyB3, FynestBoi

Must you guys call these guys name??

Ishilove:
I'm not married so I can't answer your question

came here to see your response

DAVIYJONESS:
my name is daviyjones and I am the man of list , it is painful mr nairaland is now about who uses the best bleaching cream, who have the best camera pixel and who knows popular people like the new miss Nairaland lanicky and former mr nairaland naijaboiy and other popular people.


if not check this contestant pictures last year when he contested and lost and is allowed to contest again because he is the only one in this site.
why didn't awon weyrey support him last year?

he is MR DESPERATION, he wants to win mr Nairaland by force. he has been preparing since last year, creating campaign pictures and telling people. we must stop this and vote the natural and deserve one. you know the person he has contributed to nairaland.


KENNETH205
2. VIZKIZ
3. DRISKLEF
4. DONARIOK
5. MrDOjo
6. FALCONEY
7. CUTEZT
8. ADEWUMIOPEYEMI
10. IAMKINGZLEE
11. ICHOMMY
12. LORDNICVUITTON
13. FYNESTBOI
14. GIYAZZ
15. DEVILMAYCRY
16. ACCESS
17. KINGINVAHALA
18. RYABCOOL
19. JUSTDULLA
20. IAMDOTUNE
21. KUNLEAKINPELU00
22. PHOTOSHOOT
23. MICROFLUX
24. FRANCHISE21
25. ELDAILLEST
26. REIYVINN
27. GOLOR
28. PRINCEAKINS
29. PIPERSON
30. ZIKDOCHI

Brother DAVIYJONESS, first of all lemme laugh small.

Even for church campaign do exist...

Last year Miss Nairaland campaign group added me to a WhatsApp group, I didn't want to do that, but was forced somehow, we did what we know and the popularity grew...

How will I know you except I see your campaign poster ?

I am seeing FYNESTBOI posters everywhere and without even checking his pics I will just vote him coz I dont know others.

Stop complaining and start work, set up your campaign office, Chairman and others and start work. It's never too late..

AngryNigerian:
President Muhammadu Buhari was spotted wearing expensive shoes during his departure from Abuja for his home in Katsina state for the weekend...

The president was accompanied by Secretary to the Government of the Federation Abba Kyari and other sides.Buhari wore this lovely Gucci men’s horsebit leather loafer said to be worth $640 (N223,905)...

https://www.naij.com/885825-unbelievable-see-price-president-buharis-shoes-photos.html?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C1345027522

What is this You need a job brother... I am not a pro Buhari but this ain't making sense at all

Who become our president in 2019 is my concern...

Folakeme:
Please o,My phone don't have "move to SD card" details,I have tried using apps,it can't move still

If you see Move to phone, that means it's on SD card already

Airforce1:
Lol

you too like this kinda things

for instance I have #10


I spend. 5 Balance remain 5
Spent another 5 Balance remain 0

Amount Spent is 10 So can you say Balance Remaining is 5? nope The balance has nothing to do with addition

pepigeorge:
Solve the world's toughest riddle

Addition of remaining amount has nothing to do with addition of money spent..it's as simple as that

kennygee:
You have no idea

Maybe not

kennygee:
I feel for her o. The kind back and shoulder pain wey she go dey feel from jacking uptjose things with a bra ehn.

Seriously??

matrixx9:
very funny but it frees up memory. If I didn't test it I won't post it here..

check it again it's there...

SANDOSKI:
[b] Pman no go hear dis one, age no matter

*OKORO TREE NO DEY PASS DEY OWN~ no matter dey age wey u dey, if u misbehave, Pman go hammer u beating *


Bt dis days things don dey change small small, even Pikin of 5yrs dem don stop to beat am ...

SANDOSKI hehehehehe

Gboliwe:
Mediocre pendusky come and show yourself here again.

@theSpellchecker, the singular reason why I don't visit our blogs or read most personal opinions on this site is the fear of adulterating my English. Even as a non blogger, I daily improve my written and spoken English and take corrections when I "misyarn", very unlike what we have these days. These ones take offence, insult and give silly excuses for their laziness and inability to communicate.

Choleric Gboliwe was op enquiry an article?

@thespellcheckher and Gboliwe uses the same IP address so I am not surprised you know.

matrixx9:
Recently my phone started giving me alerts about low storage.. I had to
uninstall one of my favorite games (Asphalt and left only FIFA 14. I
must say it really hurt me removing the game but I had no other
option. After some days the low on space error came up again. I
decided to go through all the hidden folders on my phone.
Every file Manager has an option to show hidden files but if yours
doesn't. Download ES file Explorer.



The folder that takes up space on your phone is probably the
.thumbnails folder. Let me explain why the folder takes space.
Whenever you watch a video on your phone, the phone converts each
clip of the video to tiny image thumbnails as its playing,as time goes
on the clips accumulate to a very huge size. Imagine playing a 2 hour
video and each clip is converted to tiny thumbnails. Even clips from
deleted videos still remain in the folder.
When I deleted the folder, 1.5gb of space was freed up. The folder can
be found in the DCIM folder

Funny Op, that doesn't free up your space, that folder is called "Thumbnail" It will create another one once you delete it. Thumbnail give you a small view of what the video or pics looks like.

The best way to free your memory space is to move your installed app to SD card. and Most times clearing cache will help as well .

Goto Settings>App>Downloaded>Any app that is bigger in size will show first if you can see "Move To SD card" It explains your app is running on internal memory. Moving it to SD card can free up some space.


You can also Uninstall "Carry come" games you dont like because it's on internal memory.

importexpert:
i understand clearly sis. thanks for speaking your mind. i did not say anyone should contact me via whatsapp. go and check the instruction on my site. people with urgent request usually send me messages or call me. i have tight schedules daily and prefer providing smart solutions that is why i usually emphasize that those with my ebook should contact me either via call, my personal email, text message or skype because skype is more business in nature and provide more flexibility for tutorship. for all those without the guide, please understand this clearly that i do not respond to your skype message or nailrand pm. the only open chanel you have for inquiry is either phone call or on the thread. i believe i have clarified your issue sis. your success is truly my pride

lol, this your instructions no good for biz prospect oooh. have been seeing ur good works. will need an hour phone conversation with you, tell me when you will be free..

importexpert:
i am sorry but you went 100% out of context. kindly read the post to see her direction

lol, u guys funny

veekid:
None of these works for me

Seriously you need a counselling by ebbyneza
Weldone ebbyneza

Gboliwe:
Are you also a blogger? Your written English sucks just like that of so many others. Please try and improve yourself.

Can't you for once respect your self?

G Wagon anytime anywhere...