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really not funny...
I see my plans slashed coz of the recession and high costs.

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Chai these days, Even from the point of selection, The organizers will have to check and have their share to see if they are fit

Davido no worth top 10000 in the world he's calling Dele his boy, if some of them worth this guy's, they would call presidents their house help

Don't panic, we have a backup called "Aquila"

Naplucy:
ZENITH BANK SLASHED SALARY DESPITE HUGE PROFITS AMIDST HIGH INFLATION ZENITH BANK SLASHED SALARY DESPITE HUGE PROFITS AMIDST HIGH INFLATION
Zenith Bank Plc is one of Nigerian’s largest Banks with current shareholder base of over one million and the biggest tier1 Bank in Nigeria.
The Bank is ranked as one of the most profitable Bank in Nigeria with profits of : N99.27Billion in 2014, 105.66 Billion in 2015 and 6months profit of 44.67Billion in 2016.
Given the above robust profitability, handsome global rating and the Bank’s international recognition, one would reasonably expect the best labour practices and welfare package for the employees who are the key profit drivers. However, Zenith Bank is the least paying Bank in Nigeria with myriads of anti-labour practices ranging from intimidation of staff, forceful resignation without pay and arbitrary dismissal of workers without due regards to their fundamental human rights. In August 2016,Zenith Bank recklessly slashed worker’s salaries by 30% despite declaring huge profit of 44.67 Billion as at June 30,2016.The Bank has stopped some staff allowances without due consultation as labour act 2004, stipulates.
There’s currently an air of despair and awe among staff members and morale on the lowest ebb, which may consequently affect their productivity as they feel neglected and intimidated by the Bank they toil day and night to move forward.

Bring the sauce so I can swallow this yam na

grandlexuz:
Bros leave that thing. You no get passport and nova enter plane before. Hahaha

Bro you are right But I don't need passport to travel between states in the country for official duties

DICKtator:
Why won't the Aero hostess frown this one that economy wear tight trousers. Wasn't her frown justified with the recent suspension of their operations?
She for seize your phone, sell am and use the money maintain herself till economy make sense!!!!

you sef no dey smile for this economy oooh

I was using my phone during take off, the no smiling Aero Air hostess came and ask me, Do you want me to cease your phone


But Dana Air hostess was smiling and ask me to please turn my phone into airplane mode I quickly obliged...


When I read the catastrophe that could caused, I will simply put my phone in airplane mode immediately I get a seat beside window and calling my people that I am on my way.

Very soon Nigerians will think that is the best practice....

sarrki:
No corrupt or rich man whichever part of the country that will like Pmb

What is this one saying?

If everyone should wed like this I bet guys will know if their wife is butiful or ugly...


say no to Make up.

Instead having dialogue with these evil men, They are busy looking for oil where there is no oil.

Nigeria is breaking apart...

WhatsApp today announced its first
privacy policy update in four years as it let users know how and why it will share data with Facebook .

Whilst the messaging app has added end-to-end encryption, preventing any snoops or marketing Mad Men from reading texts, it will share certain data with Facebook, which bought WhatsApp for $19 billion in 2014. Ultimately, that means the two will share phone numbers and some usage information.

If bothered by that potential privacy issue, users have 30 days from agreeing to the terms to stop Facebook grabbing the data. According to the privacy policy, that’s possible by going to Settings > Account, though your reporter hadn’t yet been offered the new terms and so could not change the settings.


Op that terms and conditions comes after I saw this on CNN

WhatsApp to share user data with
Facebook for ad targeting ...
https://techcrunch.com/2016/08/25/whatsapp-to-share-user-data-with-facebook-for-ad-targeting-heres-how-to-opt-out/

Here is How to opt out of WhatsApp sharing your information with Facebook

www.m.androidcentral.com/how-opt-out-sharing-your-information-facebook-whatsapp-android

Wow!! that's so nice of them... good to know they are still in market...
Anyway I don't cook, so I won't know

donvicky2007:
The Android 8.0 will be Oat.

Oat aint sweet things, I think Android 8.0 will be called Oreo. Oreo is a sandwich cookie consisting of two chocolate wafers with a sweet creme filling in between.

Noted...

Nice one...

Noted...

Let's watch How Tyranny set in...

RichDad1:
8.0 will be Doughnut.

It can't be D check out the order
Cupcake
Donut
Eclair

Froyo
Gingerbread
Honeycomb
Ice Cream Sandwich
Jelly Bean
KitKat
Lollipop
Marshmallow
Nougat
so Next will be "O"

Official Android 7.0 Nougat features

As expected , Google released Android 7.0 Nougat yesterday, August 22. The company has just put up the official Nougat page, which contains a rundown of the main user facing features. From what we can see so far, it looks like the stable release going out today is very similar to Developer Preview 5 (covered further below).

Here’s a brief rundown of the main official Nougat features, as per Google – stay tuned for our in-depth look coming soon.

Performance

New JIT compiler for faster updates, VR mode, and Vulkan API support.

Battery & data

Doze on the go for better battery management and new data saver for restricting data usage for background apps.

Productivity

Split-screen mode, picture-in-picture, and double tap to quickly switch.

Notifications

Bundled notifications, direct reply, and notification controls.

System usability improvements

Customizable quick settings, redesigned quick settings bar, redesigned Settings, emergency information, and lockscreen wallpaper.

Emoji

Unicode 9 emoji


Privacy and security

New direct boot, seamless software updates (for new devices), file-based encryption, and scoped folder access.

Device setup and migration

More settings are no covered by Android Backup.

Internalization

Multiple locales support, new languages, and new language preferences.

Accessibility
Accessibility settings are now part of the setup, customizable display size, accessibility mono output, and variable text to speech speed.

Android for Work
New work mode lets you turn off notifications from work apps.

Google will be pushing the OTA to Nexus devices over the air, so keep an eye out for an update notification in your status bar. If you want to check manually, just go to Settings > About Phone > System updates > Check for updates.

source

www.androidauthority.com/android-7-0-features-673002/

There is this movie I watched, cant rem the name. During economic hardship, some people capitalises and were making huge profit. While some are crying in technical economic recess, Access Bank is having free and swift access to Nigeria Money

hehehehe

He's not under 23. he's 29. If your question is base on why he played in Olympics is because FIFA rules allow 3 overage players in each teams


Neymar is 24 but he played too..


Dont be confused ...

If naming dog a particular name will change the situation of the country, then so be it.

Giving less attention to these things wouldn't bring more of these insults.

that why we still give credit to GEJ. Hausa man did this during GEJ era and he didn't bother, how many heard about it?

But he was busy looking for solutions to Nigerians problem..

Eeeyaa...

Bad economy making our youth go into drugs business...

lol

nice one...
Ladies nowadays don't have boundaries.. they can do whatever they want to .

next president of US will be a woman
She is a Senator
Our Senator lady is fighting her male counterpart

Chai...

Person buy dog and name am Goodluck no media carry am up.

What the fuss about this?

BTW Abeg My people from the north, What's the true meaning of the name Buhari...

good to know..

Olalekanbanky1:
Pls I registered for bvn at access bank.
I linked it with other banks, my access bank inclusive.

I later had an official change of name with all documents intact.

I presented the changed name in my banks and my account names were changed to the new name.

Just 4 days ago, I got my account in sterling bank freezer. Why? Just cos the name on bvn is different from d one on my account. I tried all possible best but they said they can't edit bvn because it belongs to CBN.

I even went back to access bank to complain but they gave me the shocker that my access account will soon be blocked as well cos of same problem as it is a CBN directive. They refused to let me access my money o.

Now my money is stuck in the bank. Has anyone experienced this B4? If yes, How can I go abt it?

Lalasticlala pls help me burden this to front page

If you have presented the court affidavit and newspaper publication for a change of name, you dont have issues , get the papers to Access Bank to where they did your BVN, they will edit your name and present it to CBN to change it.

You can only change your BVN detail at the bank you enrolled.

Sterling Bank can't do that but Access where you did your BVN.

Nice ... what the price range?