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Ezedon: Lovin u ve made my life to ve light 4eva

yazach: Jona boy, How many times have you successfully use the number?

GalaxyBlends: I was coming home 2day and entered a cab which already had 2 ladies at the back and a guy at d front making plus d driver and claimed to be going to my direction.d mistake I made was telling them my route without allowing them to say d route they were plying.as we moved small,one of d ladies with me at d back wanted to drop and gave the driver money and asked him to come and open his boot for her to carry her ghana must go,d driver asked her what d content of d bag is and she said it is clothes but d driver became angry with her and told her that he opened d bag that it is not clothes that he saw but plenty of money that she's lying and that road safety has warned them not to carry any passenger with a load that he will hand her over to the police when we get to my destination for her to explain.d lady started forming crying without tears in her eyes that she was a prostitute and one niger man met her and told her to quit prostitution that he would marry her which she accepted and quitted.that she has aborted seven pregnancies for d man and d man is not doing anytn abt her,so d man went out and she went to a room in d house and saw plenty of dollars which she decided to carry to settle herself from d man that she entered 911 from jos to abuja with d money that was y police men didn't catch her that d driver should not take her to d police.But d driver persisted on taking her to d police which the other lady with us at d back supported him and d guy at d front was pleading to d driver not to do that that nigeria police will kill d lady and take d 1million dollars instead d lady should settle him and he will allow her go.so d driver changed his mind and said d woman should settle all of us in d car and not only him.so d woman accepted to give us 2000 dollars each but d driver refused and told her to share d money into two and gv us one part to share while she takes d other part which she accepted.so they were askind my opinion dis one am not saying anytn that she's a lady like me,did I support that d driver takes her to d police but I didn't say anytn.d next issue became where to share d money and dey asked me if they shld tk d money to my house and share but I kept quiet and didn't say anytn,so d driver concluded to enter one hidden place and open his bonnet and do as if his car is spoilt while we share d money,d other lady that showed interest b4 later declined and say she was no longer interested in d money dat dey shld stop her b4 going to share d money.so dey asked me if am also not interested in d money dis one am not saying anytn and I shook my head,so dey stopped for myself and d lady to cm down,so I came down and dey speeded off without d other lady coming down again.this was how God saved me by closing my mouth not talk cos had it been I talked,I would have fallen a victim while they go and waste......

colossus2: Hahahaha....laf wan keel me
Yoruba man wen fear pass any other thing

yazach: Osun State governor successfully lunched a security number to cater for immediate security needs of people of the state.
The number is 080067866789.
You don't need to tell them where you are calling from; immediately you call the number they already know your location
Interestingly, if you are calling withing Osogbo the state capital of Osun state, you are going to be reached within three(3) minutes, but outside the Capital, it may take up to 15 minutes.
Judging by the way this man is administering the state, we advice Oga at the top(Jonathan) to at least imitate Ogbeni in his administration

Beazy: President Jonathan todayofficiallylaunched and obtained the new 64-page e-passport. According to presidential spokesperson, Reuben Abati;
“The new 64-pg e-passport helps frequent travelers, it’s gender friendly, forestallsidentity theft, cheaper for the aged and low income earners, conforms with international best practices.”
“Cost of new e-passport for below 18yrs and 60 years and above is N8,750;change of nameas a result of marriage or divorce is also N8,750

“The existing e-passport is 32pp; new one is 64pp but it is strictly for frequent travelers. Please note, it does not invalidate the 32 pp”Nigerian Passport Can Take You To 44 Countries Without Visa….[See List]Do you know that with aNigerian international passport,you can visit 44 countries around the worldVISA FREEorVISA ON ARRIVAL?
See the countries below
1. Bangladesh (Visa on arrival)
2. Barbados ( Visa free for 6 months)
3. Benin Republic ( Visa free)
4. Burkina Faso ( Visa free)
5. Burundi ( Visa on arrival for 30days)
6. Cameroon ( Visa free)
7. Cape Verde ( Visa on arrival)
8. Chad ( Visa free)
9. Comoros Island ( Visa on arrival)
10. Cote d’ivoire ( Visa free )
11. Djibouti ( Visa on arrival )
12. Dominican ( Visa free for 21 days )
13. Fiji Island ( Visa free for 4 months)
14. Gambia ( Visa free for 90days )
15. Georgia ( Visa on arrival )
16. Ghana ( Visa free )
17. Guinea ( Visa free )
18. Guinea Bissau ( Visa free for 90 days )
19. Haiti ( Visa free for 90 days )
20. Iran ( Visa on arrival )
21. Kenya ( Visa on arrival for 90 days )
22. Liberia ( Visa free )
23. Madagascar ( Visa on arrival for 90 days )
24. Maldives ( Visa on arrival for 30 days )
25. Mali ( Visa free )
26. Mauritania ( Visa on arrival )
27. Mauritius ( Visa free for 90days )
28. Micronesia ( Visa free for 30 days )
29. Mozambique ( Visa on arrival for 30 days )
30. Nauru ( Visa on arrival )
31. Niger republic ( Visa free )
32. Palau ( Visa on arrival for 30 days )
33. Samoa ( Visa on arrival for 60 days )
34. Senegal ( Visa free )
35. Seychelles (Visa on arrival for 30 days )
36. Sierra Leone ( Visa free )
37. Somalia ( Visa on arrival )
38. Sri Lanka ( Electronic travel authorization )
39.Tanzania ( Visa on arrival )
40. Timor-Leste ( Visa on arrival for 30 days )
41. Togo ( Visa free )
42. Tuvalu ( Visa on arrival for 30 days )
43. Uganda ( Visa on arrival )
44. Vanuatu ( Visa free for 30 days )

Emmyk: Or sheun.

kayboy4y: Avo

rattlesnake: Stop reading for now and have se* if u married..it will.help u....use doggy with Ur wifey....its stress that worrying u

Aitee1: And all this while my kaki is still lying low in my box, oya time to dust them and use it to hussle ...joke apart this is why it hard to help a typical nigerian be u corper or zinc

royalblood21: U r a goat!!!

Upjosventures: I am Opeyemi Adebiyi , a graduate of Olabisi Olabisi University, I got a job at Opebi/Ikeja area but I don't have anywhere to stay ...I need the help of anyone who can allow me to squat just for few weeks for the main time when I will get my own apartment. I am well behaved and God fearing. you can contact me via - 07033817669, 08111482811. I'm also on whatsapp.....thanks.

mainman7: Balderdash! Exactly why Nigeria is not moving forward, justifying the crime of corruption as long as it being committed by your tribe, smellos.. Smmsh!!!

Danhumprey: No,the guy(Pendusky) is an Akwa Ibomites,just like the girl Iheoma. I wonder if Iheoma is really an Akwa Ibomite. The name sound like an Igbo. The thing is,the girl represented Akwa Ibom state and won,so he is trying to do everything whether by crook or hook to defend her. I don't blame him though.

iterator25: all the people commenting on this thread get brain problem.. na shrapnel from the bomb dent the SUV not bullets

Oklander: Ebola: Lagos Govt identifies 59 contacts with
dead Liberian victim “The airline manifest has not been provided by the airline as at the time of this report and therefore, the precise number of passenger contacts is yet to be ascertained, especially as two flights were involved (Monrovia-Lome and Lome-Lagos).”

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/07/ebola-lagos-govt-identifies-59-contacts-dead-liberian-victim/#sthash.zHK81ea9.dpuf

This is serious...

Oklander: Ebola: Lagos Govt identifies 59 contacts with
dead Liberian victim “The airline manifest has not been provided by the airline as at the time of this report and therefore, the precise number of passenger contacts is yet to be ascertained, especially as two flights were involved (Monrovia-Lome and Lome-Lagos).”

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/07/ebola-lagos-govt-identifies-59-contacts-dead-liberian-victim/#sthash.zHK81ea9.dpuf

This is serious...

XVIER:

XVIER: bros abeg i no talk to you moreover who said congo? usogbu.