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CareerRe: How Fast Can You Type? by pendusky(m): 3:53pm On Jul 11, 2014
the last time I checked using Mavis beacon I stood at 39WPM! Am good right?
EducationRe: Nobel Laureate Joins Covenant University Faculty by pendusky(m): 3:44pm On Jul 11, 2014
okay noted! where is covenant university? pls pardon my ignorance! I was schooling abroad! Togo precisely cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Effiong Otu Commited Suicide Because Of A Girl by pendusky(m): 3:37pm On Jul 11, 2014
maybe "Mkpo Ufok " ke ado!
HealthRe: NMA Vs JOHESU Vs FG Vs Patients........ Why the hatred for doctors??? by pendusky(m): 6:42am On Jul 11, 2014
@debatenigeria welcome onboard!

I want to first of all appreciate this topic

secondly to appreciate the long write up which I couldn't finished *meeting time*

thirdly, I want say Am out of this debate for now! will be back with some questions among which are "please can you post to us the oat doctors took before the conferments " let's start with this!
RomanceRe: My Wife Is Cheating On Me With A Vibrator! by pendusky(m): 6:20am On Jul 11, 2014
the guy should register in a gym and also learn How to satisfy his woman on bed! and never decline his woman call for help on bed! even if he can't really satisfy her then he can give her a helping hand on fore play! women love this!
FamilyRe: I Mistakenly Impregnated My Elder Sister—man, 25, Tells Court by pendusky(m): 6:16am On Jul 11, 2014
walad4yhu: Plz someone should help n suggest a caption/phrase to use on a graduation polo/tshirts... The department Health Education.

Wat I av in mind is:
"Proud Health Education Graduate"
This will make sense "proudly health masters" now graduating!
BusinessRe: Which Bank Do You Operate With And How Would You Rate Their Services? by pendusky(m): 6:09am On Jul 11, 2014
vikel2104: I have an account with Firstbank. Most people know that Firstbank usually has lots of customers and this makes them render poor customer services at times. This I guess is because even if some customers leave today, they will still have many more left. But one good thing about I like about Firstbank is that you can get an ATM card within minutes unlike some banks where you have to wait for days or weeks. But the part I hate about the bank especially the branch in my locality is the long queues at the teller machines and sometimes long period of internet service outage on the machines. You will find about 5 teller machines and only two will be functioning. These are things they should work on. So, what bank do you operate with and how do you rate their service in your locality. Constructive criticism is welcome.
Sterling bank and gtb! in Sterling they treat u as one customer bank as their advert would say! 'the one customer bank' love their services!
ProgrammingRe: 10 Ways To Keep Your Computer/Laptop/Mobile Phone Malware-free by pendusky(m): 6:06am On Jul 11, 2014
digitalafrica: These are some very important steps to take to maintain good computer hygiene, and to keep yourself safe from cyber criminals.

1) Operating System Security Updates
Every operating system has flaws and security breaches. These problems and bugs are often fixed, in the form of security updates.

So the first step is to make sure you are up to date with the most recent updates.



2) Install a Quality Anti-Virus Application
Quite simple – use one of the many anti-virus programs available today. Schedule a “full scan” weekly.



3) Keep your Anti-Virus Program Updated
New viruses emerge every day. Not updating your AV program will leave you exposed because your software won’t recognize many harmful threats.

So look for the “Update” button on your AV program and keep up with the latest virus signature definitions.



4) Install a Good Cyber Security Application
An anti-virus program alone is not enough anymore! New virus mutants penetrate them with ease.

Therefore you need a complementary solution to handle such threats.

Magen – Malware Vigilance is an advanced next-gen cyber security solution which alerts you of malware implementations and gives you the tools to cope with them and stay safe, even when the anti-virus program confuses these threats for legitimate files.



5) Watch Out While Using Email
If you get an email from someone you don’t know, be cautious about it!

Don’t open attachment files from unexpected emails. Before opening attachments check carefully the file extension – is it a program? Extensions of .exe .bat .scr or .bin are program extensions and opening a file with that extension activates a program on your computer. You should also be vigilant about opening PDF files because the PDF viewer has many vulnerabilities.

If a bank or credit card company emails you and to tells you your account was hacked or blocked, or tells you that a payment was rejected, or asks you to send a payment DON’T BELIEVE IT! They will always call you and will not use email for that purpose. There are many emails like this which are used for phishing the username and password to accounts, or they contain viruses in an attachment. (When in doubt, you can call your bank to ask them if there is really a problem with your account.)

The same goes for emails that tell you that you’ve won something or ask you to send money somewhere.
Another red light would be a message with broken, poorly written English, as it might be a scam.
So remember – If something doesn’t look right or if an email scares you… DELETE IT.

Today email attachments and links are the primary methods to infect the computers of innocent people. Try to be “malware vigilant” and be cautious before opening email attachments!



6) Surf the Web Securely
Avoid websites with explicit content and adult or hacking sites. If a site conducts any non-legal activity, it can also infect your computer with a virus.

Don’t let any site scan your computer for viruses, it might be a scam. Use legitimate software for that.

Don’t steal software (by using BitTorrent for example). Many pirate downloads contain some sort of malicious code embedded within the stolen software!



7) Password Handling
Although it’s tempting, avoid using the same password for different websites/services.

Don’t use dictionary words. Instead, make up a password which contains both upper and lower case letters, as well as numbers and special signs. If you keep a list of your registrations and passwords, keep it outside of your computer, or encrypt it so that if someone steals your list they will not be able to use it to access your accounts.

Don’t let your browser save passwords for sensitive sites! There are viruses that steal browser password lists. That list is all that is needed to penetrate those sites. So passwords for banking accounts, credit cards, and other valuable sites should not be kept in the browser password list!



cool Make Sure that File Extensions are Not Hidden.
Windows file explorer hides file extensions by default. This can lead people to activate programs without knowing it. To see all the extensions: within file explorer go to ”tools”, then choose ”folder options”. Select the “view” pane and uncheck “hide extension for known file types”.

In email attachments, look for files with double extensions:
For example, a “picture file” might be labeled with something like: filename.jpg.exe
Note that the second extension might be hidden, because it’s a known file type, so while the user thinks it’s an innocent picture, it is actually an executable file. In the case of multiple file extensions the attachment message is probably a VIRUS!



9) Scan Everything You Plug Into Your Computer
Whenever you plug in a flash drive, hard drive or even insert a CD, scan it for viruses with your preferred anti-virus and anti-malware software.

You can never know what might be on them. Do not run any program from this plugged-in media without proper inspection and awareness that it might be malware.



10) Use Some Form of Backup and Maintenance
Remember to back up your system and personal files from time to time. In today’s “cloud” environment, you can put your documents in a “cloud” service (such as Dropbox) and have it do the backups for you. (Do you recall that some cloud services have been hacked in the past…).

Having the documents mirrored in the cloud allows you to use multiple computers and devices to access them, and the files also can be recovered quickly if a computer melts-down for any reason.

You never know when a virus might penetrate your system and infect your files or even when a hard disk failure could occur.

Keep in mind that even after you implement all the tips above, you might not be 100% safe.

New threats show up every day, and virus/malware designers are becoming more and more sophisticated.

This is why it’s important to always use common sense, and when in doubt if something is malicious – treat it as a threat.
nice
Technology MarketRe: Solar Lamp/lantern With Mobile Phone Charging by pendusky(m): 8:00pm On Jul 10, 2014
Sunnyjean: Premium brand Solarway Solar solution available for sale. Product include:

1) Power lantern with detachable lamp and dual phone charging and FM radio

Gives 20hours of light from single charge,charges all iphone and smartphone,floor and ceiling light features, comes with 12month waranty.
Can be charges by Sunlight and directly from power source using USB.

2) Power lantern with single phone charger

3) Solar candle( power stix- candles that never burns out!)
This is revolutionize traditional candle light.

4 everlight
Portable mobile light good for homework etc. Its gives 90hrs of light from single charge by sunlight!

Prices ranges from N2,500 to N10k

Call 08055961722 or add on whatApp
am in
Nairaland GeneralRe: High Thread by pendusky(m): 6:07pm On Jul 10, 2014
iluvweed: I know i'm not alone. Who's with me? And what are you smoking huh

We are aware of the health hazards and we promise not to bother anyone when we become ill.... embarassed

We have no desire to quit smoking. We realize it's a bad habit, but we do our best to keep the ills of our evil deeds to ourselves.... grin

Hopefully this thread doesn't bother anyone who doesn't smoke!.... undecided
THE DANGER OF SMOKING :
What is Smoking: It is the act of drawing and letting out (inhaling and exhalling) the smoke of tobacco or other substance.

Some says They Smoke to:
-Satisfy Curiosity
-To cope with Stress
-To loss weight
-coz of friends (peer pressure)

But before you light your first or your next cigarette, stop and think, dont be like a fish striking at a baited hook. Follow the bible advice and use your clear thinking faculties. 2peter 3:1

WHAT SMOKERS FEELs THEY KNOW ABOUT SMOKING:
- Smoking reduces stress; False! Although smoking temporarily relieves the stress of withdrawal symptoms, scientist have found the nicotine actually increases the level of stress hormones

-I would exhale almost all of the smoke; False! Studies indicates that over 80% of the cigarette smokes particles you inhale stay inside your body.

-Smoking wont affect my health until I get old; False! While the risk increases with each cigarette you smoke, few effects are immediate. your lung capacity will be reduce and will likely to develop a persistent cough, Skin wringle, more and prematurely. Smoking increases your risk of panic attacks and depression.Smoking Cause the restiveness in youths.

-Smoking will make me More Attractive to the Opposite Sex: Fallacy! Researcher Lloyd Johnson found that youth who smokes are less attractive to the majority of the opposite sex.

- If I smoke no one is hurt but me? False: Second hand smoke kills thousand each yeat, it will definately harm your family, your friends and even your pets,

- It doesnt matter to God whether I smoke or Not. False Those wo want to please God must cleanse themselves of every defilement of flesh (2cor. 7:1, matt 22:39, gal 5:19-21) Theres no doubt that smoking defiles the body, if you choose to be unclean, harming yourself and others by using tobacco, you cants be a friend of God,

HOW TO RESIST.
If people offer you a cigarette, simple but firm response such as No thanks, I dont smoke will often works. if the person persist or even taunt you, remember its ur choice you might say,
- I check out the risk and decided that its not good for you, you may say
- I have some important future plan that involves breathing
- will i really gain benefit by smoking
- how much will smoking cost me in money, health problem and loss of other aspect
- I dont smoke cos its blackens the lung and shorten very short life span
- Are you denying me my right to my right to make personal choice.

HOW TO QUITS
1-Convince your self: write down your reasons for quiting and review this list regularly. A desire to be clean beforeGod can be a powerful motive, rom 12:1, Eph 4:17-19

2-Get help 1 John 5:14

3-Set a quit date

4-Search and destroy, before the quit date search everywhere in your room and destroy the cigarette, get rid of matches and lighters etc,

5-Deal with Withdrawal symptoms, drink plenty of fruit
or water allow more time for sleep.

6-Avoid Triggers: Stay away from places or situation where you could be tempted to smoke, you may cut off social contacts with Associates who are smokers proverb 13: 20

7.-Avoid Rationalization; dont fool your self by saying I'll take one puff such often leads to a full relapse jer 17:9

DO YOU KNOW?
If you a person sit near a smoker and inhale the smoke, he's automatically a smoker called, PASSIVE SMOKERS he also stand a chance of the 20% risk of the smoker's

Thats Smokeless tobacco such as chewing tobacco can deliver more nicotine than cigarete and contains more than 25 cancer causing compounds that increases the risk of developing cancer of the throat and the mouth.

That there is chemicals presence in the cigarette that blackens the lung and the lips which causes the cancer of the lips and lungs?

culled from www.pendusky..com
SportsRe: Cortana Predicts Argentina To Beat Germany by pendusky(m): 6:03pm On Jul 10, 2014
Snoggy: Argentina will win whether you like it or yes! My source is authentic tongue
Can we bet on this? grin grin grin 50k
SportsRe: Cortana Predicts Argentina To Beat Germany by pendusky(m): 5:39pm On Jul 10, 2014
Snoggy: The Microsoft’s virtual assistant for Windows Phone 8.1 has again predicted Argentina to beat Germany in the finals. Cortana predicted Germany to stroll past Brazil in the Semi Final match of the World Cup 2014 and it happened even with her confidence level being mid/low. In the other Semi Final match between Argentina and Netherlands, Cortana predicted Argentina to win, and it happened again. Cortana has so far gotten all of its predictions right.

Trouble for the Germans. Victory for the South Americans.

Source: http://
www.newslive.com/2014/07/cortana-predicts-argentina-to-win-germany.html
From this thread https://www.nairaland.com/1806656/cortana-predicts-germany-beat-argentina and the source is http://www.microsoftproductreviews.com/windows-phone/cortana-14-and-has-has-picked-a-world-cup-winner/

compare to ur www.newslive.com/2014/07/cortana-predicts-argentina-to-win-germany.htm i believe you have taken ur launch this afternoon smh

angry angry My Germany will win! Do you know how much I stake in this? cheesy cheesy cheesy no make me vex oooh huh huh lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

CelebritiesRe: Vacation Things! See Omobanke, Fathia Balogun & Bimbothomas Enjoying Life In USA by pendusky(m): 5:26pm On Jul 10, 2014
I hate this kinda thread! Must u post such thread?
WebmastersRe: Logout(all) by pendusky(m): 10:16am On Jul 10, 2014
Giannakopoulos: all u dese NLanders that can't show respect,can't u say MODs or sth rather than "Seun",this guy is rich enough to feed me,send me to school,marry 4 me,n conduct my funeral( God Forbid)
cheesy SMH angry

Its so sad that Nigerians e.g 'Giannakopoulos' now a days worship money! I have the right and freedom to call you by your name before i forget ur damn name! Seun is human! Because am using Nairaland doesnt mean I should worship him! And it doesnt mean he's richer than most of us! please be properly guided!
WebmastersRe: Logout(all) by pendusky(m): 9:56am On Jul 10, 2014
Donkunxex: what does logout(all) mean seun
I don't really create topic these days on NL, But believe me i was searching for this thread! thanks for Opening the thread! But I just discovered Seun is trying to follow Gmail format!
SportsRe: Falconets Caught In Fifa’s Web by pendusky(m): 9:20am On Jul 10, 2014
cheesy
Erukuomoibadan: You won kill me ?your gigantic calitabihagotifitility nearly kill me grin grin grin
HealthRe: How To Clear Dark Spots On The Skin?? by pendusky(m): 7:32am On Jul 10, 2014
Ellemuah: I have this type of skin that reacts to everything, mere mosquito bites causes spots on my skin. If i scratch my leg, it suddenly becomes a bruise nd it becomes spot. I have bin using CLEARASIL FADE CREAM for a while now but am not seeing any changes.

So anyone who knows any cream that can clear dark spots, should please share. I will really appreciate your contributions.
wish it will make Fp so they help u out! my skin is directly opposite! was suprised to see all the wounds armed robbers gave me at my back with machete 3 yrs ago has been cleared without any single cream!
FamilyRe: Mum Suffocates 11-month-old-son Then Mourns His Death On Facebook (photo) by pendusky(m): 6:11am On Jul 10, 2014
It is sardonic and lugubrious! now mehn needs psychological test on girls before marrying them!
SportsRe: Falconets Caught In Fifa’s Web by pendusky(m):
"I am maniacally bewildered, overgassted and flabberwhelmed at the paraplegic crinkum crankam that characterised the fifa's Nigeria suspension culminating in an odoriferous saga cum gargantuan gaga!

What a deprecable descent from the sublime to the ridiculous! Who will curb the odoriferous excesses of this machavellian and mephistophelean cabal in the NFF ? With this state of affairs, i dare say that Nigerian football is swimming in a pestilential aqua with a disastrious terminus ad quem inherently laden with avoidable cataracts, icebergs and oxbow lakes. It is sardonic and lugubrious.

huh huh huh huh
RomanceRe: 5 Cogent Reasons Why Rich Guys Should Not Marry Poor Girls. by pendusky(m): 1:33am On Jul 10, 2014
Jman06: After a careful analysis of marriages in Nigeria, i 've been able to come up with 5 good reasons why a rich guy should rather look for an equally rich babe when thinking about settling down in marriage. Being a selfless guy who's ever ready to share ideas with my pals, i deemed it necessary to share this piece of information with fellow nairalanders. Please feel free to add yours. These reasons are as follows: 1. POVERTY IS CONTAGIOUS. A rich dude getting married to a poor babe is just like a healthy man who deliberately walked into a clinic where leprosy patients are being treated and asked to be allowed to have a warm embrace with a leper without wearing any protective clothing. What a suicide mission! 2. WEALTH GROWS IN WEALTH: Any smart businessman knows that for his wealth to grow, he has to remain in the fold of wealthy people unless he is on a charity mission which is not what marriage is about. 3. FEMINISM. Before now, men used to be the undisputed head of the house, but with the coming of feminism, things have changed. Women now refuse to occupy their position in the kitchen, instead they now rub shoulders with men, and this is regardless of their financial status. This means that marrying a poor girl does not even guarantee that she would be submissive. So, it's better to marry a rich girl and damn the consequences than marrying one poor girl that will come and 'be 'forming' feminist on top your money'. 4. INSECURITY. Poor girls have this very annoying display of insecurity when they are with a rich dude such that whenever a misunderstanding ensues between them, the poor girl is always quick to play the victim card and get all the sympathy regardless of who's at fault. Did anybody prevent you or your parents from working hard to make money? Rubbish! 5. YOUR CHILDREN'S FUTURE. Most poor girls are also deficient in ideas and that is the major reason why they are poor. So, if as a rich guy you decide to hook up with them, you might just be jeopardizing the future of your children. This is because, peradventure an accident occurs and you are no more, she'd not be able to man up your business and take care of your children, and so your business would go down the drains while your children are left in penury. So, guys before you marry that broke bottom biatch (bbb), think about the consequences.8-)8-)8-)
FALLACY!
RomanceRe: I Just Found Out That My Girlfriend Is E-romancing Someone On NL! by pendusky(m): 1:30am On Jul 10, 2014
obi4eze: Na Argentina go carry this world cup o!
cheesy cheesy when I saw tis! mehn I can't just stop laughing! thread hacked! grin
PhonesRe: How To Stop Spam Texts And Calls From Telecom (GSM) Service Providers by pendusky(m): 12:52am On Jul 10, 2014
colonel20: I tried it this morning, unfortunately after sending me a removal acknowledgment text, I got more messages from 5011,5021,5022
huh

Modified... 2 more messages from 5031 angry
grin grin from fry pan to fire
TravelRe: I Need To Get Criminal Record Clearance But Am Not In Nigeria, How Do I Do It ?? by pendusky(m): 8:52pm On Jul 09, 2014
tolexmi: hi every one, i am in urgent need of naija police character cert. but am currently in Thailand,so there is no way i can apply myself. Besides i don't have someone in Lagos who can apply on my behalf and i need it to be sent to Canada immigration dept.
has any one done this before, and how do i get to go about it ? how much?? Or is there anyone who can help me with it??
thanx
hope he changes the 'naija' to Nigeria for this post to look real!
CultureRe: I Want To Learn How To Speak Yoruba by pendusky(m): 8:04pm On Jul 09, 2014
Fulaman198: ROFL how accurate is it? Yoruba will be one of the languages I learn one of these days. It is my goal to know all 250 languages of Nigeria in order to consider myself a true Nigerian.
250 ? u kinda joking!
CultureRe: I Want To Learn How To Speak Yoruba by pendusky(m): 7:51pm On Jul 09, 2014
Olarewajub: Anyone willing to teach me?
start with Yoruba application on play store!
SportsRe: FIFA Suspends Nigeria by pendusky(m): 7:22pm On Jul 09, 2014
that okay! hope it won't affect our under 17 boys

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