₦airaland Forum

BaddestQueen:
what do you know about marriage
hahahahaha

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Jerryherd:
Pay her off and divorce her

Chai 😀

After spending 3 years Abroad, you came home to meet this, what would you do?

Be honest.

CodeTemplar:
Education has stiffen the thinking of most literate folks. They believe education has condemned them to a life in an office.wearing suit and tie, with AC and official car.

Wise words.

[quote author=Epositive post=122708887]Food for thought.

[quote author=Jerryherd post=122704577]Thanks for breaking it down.

Samuelnze:
What pains me most is that most graduates can't express themselves publicly.. Guy, na only certificate they can't defend dem carry.. Engage them in meaningful convo and you will know they have nothing in their brains.

You're right.

Billionaire2:
schooled graduates look for jobs
skilled graduates create jobs

The ones that are self-employed, is the government helping SMEs?

[quote author=Jerryherd post=122704248]

A lot of Graduates are self-employed. In what way(s) is the government encouraging them?

In Obio/Akpor in Rivers State for instance, Thursdays sanitation officers will come and milk you.
OSPAC will come with their monthly levy.
Obio/Akpor will come with their yearly renewals.
Another wing of Obio/Akpor will still come for their yearly 'MakeShift shop payment' yearly.
PHCN will come for their monthly stuffs.
And many more.
You feel the government is doing well to support SMEs in Nigeria?

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Being a graduate is not a thing to be so proud of in Nigeria any more cos of the dubiousness of our politicians. Ph.D holders are lamenting. Master Degree holders are complaining. It's now a war of who knows who (man know man or who you Sabi). Some graduates go home at the end of the month with less than 100K with so many responsibilities.
They don't want to improve the economy, education, power sector, security sector & other areas. They want to keep borrowing and looting the treasury.
Nigeria is like a Time bomb.
SPEAK UP 2810

chadYRN:
Make Akon rest, him too greedy. He should go to FB and Instagram those ones are free.
Make boys use him page run street him eye go clear😝

CHAI 😄😁

Calabar1stSon:
Common $11 nait Akon the para. Lubbish.

Hahaha😄

Calabar1stSon:
Common $11 nait Akon the para. Lubbish.

Remember there was a time those celebrities made Twitter what it is today.

Kiddogarcia:
Elon needs to make his money back, he invested so much, and this people are making money via twitter too.
These people spend more than eight dollars on things that doesn't matter tho


Na we be your best plug for everything Sexual enhancement tho

Chai 😁

sonofspada:
Elon Musk should follow Akon on Twitter.

Akon dey really para 😀

falcon01:
My Blue tick was removed too

Is well.

Edeyoung:
Make una pay na una bankrupt the man

What is akon saying if nobody patronise is music or people didnt help him to reach limelight would people have know him at all

Chai 😀😄

You cannot go further than your dreams. Dream big if you like.
SPEAK UP 2799

One day you would know that some of those people whom you have sacrificed a whole lot for are just ingrates.
SPEAK UP 2800

Mention one thing/item you must find in a Nigerian lady's home.
SPEAK UP 2801

Mention one thing/item you must find in a Nigerian guy's home.
SPEAK UP 2802

What works for Adamu might not work for Rume. That's how marriage is, what works for you might not work for the other person. Take your precious time to know what works for you & your partner.
SPEAK UP 2803

You can actually take yourself for granted without knowing.
SPEAK UP 2804

Bringing everything about your marriage on social media is a sign of immaturity. TRUE or FALSE?
SPEAK UP 2805

The hustle is real. Morning till evening, am always on the road. The only free time I have for myself is night. Please, don't come & drag that night with me via chats. I might be approving/declining posts in several groups & replying to some comments. It's not a time for chats. Thanks for your understanding.
SPEAK UP 2806

It's not every insults that should break you. Some should make you.
Read the story of JO.
His landlord insulted the hell out of him cos of a small poultry he erected on his land. And before he kick-started the backyard poultry, he told him and he accepted. A compound of just two tenants. As a result of this insult, JO bought himself two plots of land and erected a poultry and a living house.
2. JO was a chauffeur (driver) to a man who constantly abuse him verbally and otherwise. JO resigned and worked harder and got himself a good car. He later got another one for someone as hire purchase where he gets weekly remittance from the driver.
3. JO's in-laws told him no lady on earth can manage him cos he was not too wealthy. JO wanted to consider a second wife or a side chic, until he was warned in the dream to desist from such thoughts.
SPEAK UP 2807

Mind how you look down on people. Just a day can change someone's story.
SPEAK UP 2808

Twitter: 11USD per month? In 12 months, that's the average house rent of most poor Nigerians.
SPEAK UP 2809

eepeepook:
She’s a serial gold digger.

CHAI 😁😃😀😄

[quote author=ShowYourCertificate post=122605080]Nothing moves Peter Obi. His courage is outstanding. His vision is very clear. Slow and steady wins the race. I am glad he is not calling for violence.

[quote author=CodeTemplar post=122610527]I loved the way you add more spices to Garri: some nuts, oil or milky powder being incorporated into it.

Have you ever seen GARRI advert on TV?
SPEAK UP 2798

Man returned an expired condom to a drug shop. Do people really check expiry dates in condoms? There is nothing I will not see, read, or hear in this country. Dude said he would sue the owner of the drug shop for selling a condom that has expired over 2 years ago for him. My friend is a lawyer with a master's degree in law. I thought it's only food items people check for their expiry dates, I never knew even condoms have expiry dates.
My questions:
What will happen if he uses it?
1. Will his John Thomas reduce in size?
2. Will it tear?
3. Will the pushing in and out not be satisfactory?
4. Will cancer emanate from it?
SPEAK UP 2796

LegendHero:
Source: https://time.com/collection/100-most-influential-people-2023/6269843/bola-ahmed-tinubu/

No wahala! Sincere na rascality dey pay for the world so, no problem, na to dey do rubbish to get attention now.

[quote author=layzie post=122484239]Thank you so much.

Jimmythewise:
Idk why people do things half way. Why start when you know you won't complete it?

Thanks a lot, it has been modified.

ceeceeuwa:
You could have spiced this thread up with pictures,not only links. Nice one!

Thanks a lot. I have done that.

Harddiskng:
Man are not foolish.

If you get dumped by the first, we can assume he was the problem.

Get dumped by the second, see say “hmm”

Get dumped by the third, we start looking toward her direction.

Get dumped by the fourth, that’s an affirmation she is a problem.

Stay clear of divorcees ⚠️

Food for thought.

oz4real83:
you won't "take notes" from Angela Merkel, Ngozi Okonji-Iweala and other top women who independently achieved success and a name for themselves, you "take notes" from those who became known only because of the men they attached themselves to

Hmmm

ChatterHouse:
So lucky her punna is not scattered
Let me borrow Alpha male logo



Misogynistic comment

Holy Moses 😀😁

FiremanX:
Na only poor men dey die on top pussy matters,, nothing concern rich men.

Wahala pro max 😄😁