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Stanbic IBTC got over 45 harsh words from angry Nigerians for their latest post on the old notes deadline.

See some of the responses

dre11:


https://dailytrust.com/cbn-to-withdraw-pos-operators-license-over-high-charges/

If we are to depend only on banks, do you know how many people would have died of hunger?

CBN is not being reasonable.

They should make the new notes available to banks and they should monitor to see if the branch managers are selling out the cash or not.

EcoBrick:


https://punchng.com/new-naira-imf-advises-cbn-to-extend-february-10-deadline/

CBN should not extend anything.

The last Extension did not do us any good.

It should not be extended.

Let this phase go away.

The best Teacher on Earth is LIFE. Still don't take life too seriously.
SPEAK UP 2629

Things that are like 5&6
1. Burna Boy & Black signet.
2. Don Goodnews & SPEAK UP
3. BUHARI & unawareness
4. Nigeria & corruption
Add yours.
SPEAK UP 2630

If you still remember "The head of John the Baptist" use a minimum of 2minutes to fear women daily.
SPEAK UP 2631

Delilah! You remember her? save a minimum of 3minutes to fear women each day.
SPEAK UP 2632

Under comment section,
"I am copying this post" is not a right to remove the poster's name. Adding the name of the post owner at the top or bottom, is the right way to go about it. Others might ignorantly think you are the owner of such post. Desist from stealing posts. Use your head. The post owner used his/her head. Your head is not block head. Use it. If you can use it to steal posts to entertain people on your wall or in groups, please, learn to use it to create posts. Just think about the many problems of Nigeria. You must have something to post from your head.
Disadvantages of stealing posts:
1. Those who are wide read will see you as an idi*t.
2. They will stop taking you seriously.
3. You become a shadow of yourself.
4. You earn more block from angry icons.
5. You become a big time fool who thinks he is an entertainer on social media.
6. You can hardly imagine things to post.
7. You become very useless like semen in a used cond*m left in the sun for like 3 days.
8. You will receive public disgrace from the small and mighty on-line.
Don't be a plagiarist! Plagiarism is a crime. Every post on Facebook has a link. The link is the copyright.
SPEAK UP 2633

Fuel!
Cash!
PVC!
Which is your ultimate now?
SPEAK UP 2634

A POS operator dating a pump attendant this period is bae.
SPEAK UP 2635

For my experiences thus far as a married man with one wife, I make bold to state the following to those intending to marry:
1. Knack very well before you marry. Don't be an idi*t like me who never shifted many goal posts before getting married. You will not know the reason as a bachelor now.
2. 90% of women place priority over their families before you the partner.
3. When you get married, your expenses will not be times two, but, it will multiply by 4. That's 4 good times of your current expenditure as a bachelor.
4. When you get married, so many things you feel you cannot do, you will be doing them. This is not a curse. That's just the way it is.
5. 78% of women don't like touching their money, no matter how much they earn. Your money is our money. That mantra alone will make most of them not to even buy something of 2k for themselves.
6. Your wife will fall into any of the category:
A. You can shift as many goal posts as you like, but, be careful, don't bring disease & any baby from outside.
B. Don't let me catch you cheating. Else, you or that lady will see fire.
C. As long as you care & provide for me, you can do whatever you like.
7. Make sure you don't have only one source of income, no matter what.
8. Treat your wife very well.
9. 60% of what your religious marriage counselors will teach you during your 'marriage class' are just exaggeration. You will get to find out when you are more than a year in marriage.
10. Those people who don't have good plans for you, don't let them frequent your house.
They are just my views. Your views might be direct opposite of mine. Views make the world go round.
SPEAK UP 2636

Back then when MI, Waje & others came to performed in Portharcourt at the premises of Silverbird Cinemas around Mile 1 flyover. It got to a point that MI & Waje performed a particular track together. I can't recall the track now. Tears almost skipped from my eyes. I was like, when will I have someone to call my own? Years after, I never knew I would get married even before MI & Waje. Of course, MI got married to another lady, and not Waje. What if the rumour of their dating was not even verified?
This post got no lesson, just go and verify:
1. If Silverbird Cinemas was actually in that area sometime ago in Portharcourt.
2. If Waje & MI were rumoured to have dated.
3. If you truly love good music.
SPEAK UP 2637

If you don't treat him/her well, others are waiting to put in their best.
SPEAK UP 2638

Any little misunderstanding, you will go to the couch to sleep for days. You make s*x look like one big deal.
From Today henceforth, anyday you leave our matrimonial bed to sleep on the couch for a night or two for any misunderstanding whatsoever, You will see the other side of me.
You can go and tell that your friend you relate everything about your marital life with. If you have sense, you will know she's still single, and she will not give you any good advice in your marriage because she is 5 years older than you.
I know I can never lay my hands on you.
But, I have told you what I have to say.
JO told his wife.
SPEAK UP 2639

Are you extremely angry or excited? Don't take any major decision. Cool off a bit.
SPEAK UP 2640

Because I no too hold, almost everybody dey take me play. Imagine ashawo dey ask me what can you offer?
SPEAK UP 2641

When I had no beard, I thought people with Paunch (Potbelly) were all wealthy. I never knew it's a sign of indiscipline.
SPEAK UP 2642

Don't underestimate the power of tolerance & forgiveness.
SPEAK UP 2643

Anytime any SPEAK UP inspiration hits me, I quickly jot it down to avoid stories that touch.
SPEAK UP 2644

In this life:
1. Some will discourage you, while others will encourage you.
2. Some will dump you, others will pick you up like calls.
3. Some will not send you, others will send you like texts.
4. Some will tarnish your image with lies, others will beautify your existence with the truth.
SPEAK UP 2645

I saw what you did with Cynthia yesterday around Eleme area.
Please, below is my account details. Pay me what you owed me in 2020, else, I will tell your wife.
Less than 4 hours, the money arrived.
Is this wisdom or emotional blackmail?
SPEAK UP 2646

When you don't see me as frequent as before, I don't owe you an explanation as long as we are not business partners.
SPEAK UP 2647

Up until now, none of your self-acclaimed prophet has been able to tell us who will win the Presidential election. How many votes he will scored.
After elections, they will edit videos & update rubbish.
Thunder will fire anyone that wants to play with our intellect immediately after the results of the elections.
SPEAK UP 2648

10 hours rain nonstop worldwide cannot wipe out 80% of the human race. But, 10 hours uninterrupted earthquake worldwide can wipe out 80% of the population of the world. TRUE or FALSE?
SPEAK UP 2649

At Fidelity, UNIPORT today: 10k with terrible N100 notes or 2k with the new notes, over the counter. We shall overcome soonest.
SPEAK UP 2650

Stealing people's posts doesn't mean you're smart. It means you have a block head & you cannot think of anything to post.
SPEAK UP 2651

Shapeaso:
Hi guys! This is my first thread. So i need only sincere advice. There is this young girl in my neighborhood. She seduced me in different ocassions. I never bothered to have a rethink of her actions because i see her as a minor. One day, she boldly walked up to me and told me that she's inlove with me. I'm still confused. So house, is it normal to date her?

No. That's child abuse.

KdeeHub:
It's been 2 years since John finished NYSC. Allawee had stopped coming in, his plan was to land a high paying job immediately after NYSC unfortunately, life has thrown him lemon but he can't make lemonades. Depression and frustration could be seen boldly written on his face. He is the definition of an "Angry Young Man"

Congratulations on your deployment to your various states and congratulations to the Batch A's who are having their PoP soon. One certain thing is that a large number of the Corp Members after finishing NYSC will black out not knowing what next

The new Corp members will plan to save their allawee but for many, it is their allawee that will save them.

If you must survive immediately after NYSC, have a skill; not just a skill but a digital skill.

If had the opportunity to learn a high income digital skill today for free which would you learn?

Add yours in the comment box!

After NYSC, calm down and plan your life if you don't have a good plan already.
Get to action. Don't be moved by words, let actions move you.
Hustle like your existence depends on hustle.

Lionmachala:
5/10😅🤭🇳🇬

At least, it's a pass mark.

Shapeaso:
Wow!! Cool gists.

😀

Breaking news!
Man who borrowed money from the wife to give to his side chic has been caught.
SPEAK UP 2614

The sensitive details you make about yourself on social media have a way of exposing you for good or for evil.
SPEAK UP 2615

The maximum withdrawal at Sterling Bank, UPTH today is 1K.
While Fidelity, Abuja campus, Portharcourt, is 2K.
SPEAK UP 2616

On social media, most times car owners don't have a say on cars. But, you see most members of the Trekkers Association of Nigeria (TAN)? They have over 50 different cars they have snapped & uploaded on social media.
SPEAK UP 2617

On social media, most squatters act like landlords.
SPEAK UP 2618

Never frustrate the genuine efforts of anyone. Tomorrow is still pregnant.
SPEAK UP 2619

Tomorrow is pregnant. When will aunty Tomorrow give birth? I have been hearing about her pregnancy for years now.
SPEAK UP 2620

Be sincere, between your partner & money, which do you love the most?
SPEAK UP 2621

Stop telling everybody your story. The lady I told my story yesterday almost GAVE it to me out of sympathy.
SPEAK UP 2622

You're indebted to your Landlord & you still have the effrontery to woo his side chic.
SPEAK UP 2623

If your childhood & adolescent were in:
Ekpan, Warri;
Mile 1, 2, 3, Portharcourt;
Ajegunle, Lagos
Please, don't take it personal when people asked you to turn a new leaf.
SPEAK UP 2624

No single country on earth can go to war with Russia & not be defected under PUTTIN. Forget getting support from allies. A man once told his peace loving child.
SPEAK UP 2625

In those days POS operators will wake up to make money. Now they wake up to hustle for money in order to make Money.
SPEAK UP 2626

As you put your family ahead of your partner, when the marriage will hit the rock, your family will not marry you.
SPEAK UP 2627

When it's all rosy, no negative updates. But, if it hits the rock, you will read stuffs like:
1. He is a half second man.
2. He is stingy.
3. He is too broke.
May thunder not fire you and your generation.
SPEAK UP 2628

What's your experience thus far?

I was at Sterling Bank, UPTH, Portharcourt earlier in the morning hours. Over the counter, they were paying N1,000 (1k). What can one thousand do for a married man?

I went to the ATM section, it was crowded. None of the 6 machines were paying.

They crowded the ATMs because a security man said within 2 to 3 hours, they were going to be loaded with the new notes.

I left for Fidelity bank, Abuja campus, UNIPORT, Portharcourt.
One single machine was paying. I joined the queue. Before it could get to my turn, the cash was exhausted. It did pay the new notes though. Maximum of 20K for Fidelity bank ATMs, while 5K for other banks. Another machine was loaded, it paid less than 10 customers and the cash was exhausted.

I returned back to Sterling bank. The queue was more than 150 persons already.
I stood for over an hour. The heat of the sun was just too terrible. At a time, I asked myself if the distance from where I was to HELL was up to a mile?

I learnt CBN has directed banks to be paying customers with the new notes, with a restriction of 20K as the maximum daily withdrawal.

I believe when we over come this by February 10, 2023, we will all learn how to manage what we have. I hope this will make the naira to truly appreciate?

quentin06:


Please leave your chair go out to the banks and see what is happening, crowds of people at ATMS with no cash, people stressed unnecessarily as if they re begging for handouts for their own money.

Its pathetic, anyone supporting this wicked act is an enemy of state. Yesterday a woman was caught selling the new currency , 10k for 11k, for every 10k she gets 1k, if you want to withdraw 10k you pay a charge of 1k instead of N200 naira, how did she get the mint notes.

One useless potbellied bank manager must have been serviced by her, you are hear supporting corruption, damn you.

Holy Moses 😄

Pengician:


https://www.blueprint.ng/cbn-directs-banks-to-pay-n100-n50-others/

Is well.

EzegeNdiigbo:
no be lie

Is well.

We shall overcome.

Between a runs girl & a runs boy, who makes the highest money in Nigeria? SPEAK UP 2600 - SPEAK UP 2613

To be a good Admin on Facebook:
1. Be ready to give it back to back to morons in countless folds in terms of gbasgbos.
2. Wear a heavy coat of swallowing your pride.
3. Over look some idi*ts at times.
4. Flush out fake accounts that usually spam the group and comment rubbish all in the name of adverts.
SPEAK UP 2600

The heaven you dream of, is what others are living here on Earth. Get it or forget about it.
SPEAK UP 2601

Whether dead or alive, they must talk about you! You can choose to reply or ignore.
SPEAK UP 2602

Lady: David you're not in your cubicle, I want to do transaction.
Man: I am at home today. Don't worry, tomorrow you can come to the shop. They have extended the deadline till 10th of next month.
Lady: Wow! But, I don't trust the CBN governor. He might wake up and say the Tuesday deadline still stands. Please, am coming to the house to do it.
Man: Don't come to my house.
Lady: Why?
Man: I don't want to hear that I shifted someone's pant.
Lady: You're very funny. I am coming.
Man: I said don't come. Are you mad or something? Do I look like a comedian to you? Don't come. See you at my cubicle tomorrow.
SPEAK UP 2603

Life is not that hard!
A short story.
Know when to say yes or no.
SPEAK UP 2604

Our parents exaggerated so many things to us.
I can't wait to start telling my children about the worst president Nigeria ever had. I will tell them it got to a point that we couldn't cooked noodles with suya.
SPEAK UP 2605

Who asked you to believe what I post?
SPEAK UP 2606

Thank goodness the longest month is coming to an end today.
SPEAK UP 2607

I don't want your money. I want you. I don't need your money. I need you.
Just 3days after the DO, you're asking for urgent 30K from Okon. Sarah why?
SPEAK UP 2608

Don't settle issues in the other room. Say sorry & be forgiven.
SPEAK UP 2609

Between a runs girl & a runs boy, who makes the highest money in Nigeria?
SPEAK UP 2610

Whoever thought there would be a day Banks cannot afford to settle customers in terms of withdrawals in Naija?
SPEAK UP 2611

Banks have been instructed not to pay the old notes by CBN.
Some are still paying with the old notes on a coded basis.
Some have the new notes, but, 'big men' have collected it all.
ATMs are not paying.
They are scared to load their machines with the old notes.
Some Persons have deposited their old notes.
Some banks are paying the maximum of five thousand (5k) in N100, N50, N20, N10 denominations.
Hardship is rooming the streets.
Elections are by the corners.
Vote buying might not survive 100% this time around.
Humility is creeping into even the pompous icons in the society now.
The agony will continue till the deadline (10/02/2023)
When everyone might have deposited their old notes
CBN will unleash their dragon
The cashless economy we dread will kickstart before the elections
We have no other option, but, to welcome it with our full chests.
The CBN governor is stronger than all the 36 states governor put together.
You must adapt whether you like it or not.
We are watching.
The world is watching.
SPEAK UP 2612

I don't want your money. I want you. I don't need your money. I need you.
Just 3days after the DO, you're asking for urgent 30K from Okon. Sarah why?
SPEAK UP 2613

Silentgroper:
Sounds like he's on perc to me..



🙄🙄🙄

🍾🍾🍾🍾

Lionmachala:
Maga never pay u

I dey smile 😄

Lionmachala:
Na ur meter go determine.. ur gbola meter

Holy Moses 😀

jumper524:
na swinor, refnor, d5, solution and that hausa Gum(madara) dey cyke this guy

Calm down 😄

Blazebond:
Concubine are official ,they perform wife duties and are well catered for like wife's and are well known to the family of the man,they enjoy the privileges and benefits that wife's enjoy,they are not secret affairs,while side-chicks are secret affairs that are needed to satisfy the whims and desires of the man.

EPIC response.

Nicepoker:
I cultivated 3 hectres of groundnut,threshing might be a bit tedious after uprooting.
Anyone here with an idea where I can purchase the threshing machine.

God bless your Hustle.

Nicepoker:
No difference. The only thing they share in common is that they are both useless.

Holy Moses 😄😀

Pengician:


People shall 😄

E don bi

Wealthyonos:


Mr Goodnews, I sight you from afar 😂😂😂

I greet you specially

Wealthyonos:
A song titled, 'I wan Bleep' is currently trending everywhere. Does it mean Nigerians like naughty contents alot?

https://audiomack.com/young-trillionaire/song/i-wan-Bleep


Change the bleep to f**k in the link

Rubbish go viral on social media more often.

😀😁

Pengician:


Hmmm

People shall 😄