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Nomination period: July 20th - August 20 2018

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APC Red Card: Quit APC Now, Your Travails Reminiscent Of J.S.Tarka Era – Benue Youths Tell Ortom

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Kogi State traditional ruler kidnapped,  son murdered by unknown gunmen

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NOMINATION! NOMINATION! NOMINATION!
Pengician “Man of the year award 2018” is finally unveiled. This is an annual award designed and instituted to recognise and reward political leaders and entrepreneurs who have made social and economic impacts in Nigeria.
Pengician.com is the Africa’s largest online portal for literature, music, video, quotes, profile, news, education, technology, sports and comedy.
The general public is hereby invited to make nominations. The nominee can be from politics or business sector in Nigeria, such people that have distinguished themselves and excelled in their respective careers.



Nomination starts on 20th July and ends on 20th August. The voting will commence on a date to be announced later.

At the end of the exercise, 6 top nominees will stand out and proceed to the voting round.



Each nominee will represent the following geopolitical zones and their states:



Middle Belt (loosely known as North Central ):
Benue
Kogi
Kwara
Nasarawa
Niger
Plateau
Federal Capital Territory



North East :
Adamawa
Bauchi
Borno
Gombe
Taraba
Yobe

North West:
Jigawa
Kaduna
Kano
Katsina
Kebbi
Sokoto
Zamfara

South East :
Abia
Anambra
Ebonyi
Enugu
Imo

South South :
Akwa Ibom
Cross River
Bayelsa
Rivers
Delta
Edo

South West:
Ekiti
Lagos
Ogun
Ondo
Osun
Oyo



NB: Make your nomination by sending the name of your nominee to Admin@pengician.com

Source:
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http://www.pengician.com/2018/07/pengician-man-of-the-year-award-calls-for-nomination/

www.pengician.com is set to unveil her maiden ”Pengician man of the year award”. This is an annual award designed and instituted to recognise and reward political leaders and entrepreneurs who have made social and economic impacts in Nigeria.
Pengician.com is the Africa’s largest online portal for literature, music, video, quotes, profile, news, education, technology, sports, comedy etc.

Most six nominees will be put forward for VOTING and a winner will emerge. Each nominee will represent each political zone of the Federation.

Nominations are welcome from Nigerians home and abroad.

This will cover the 6 geo-political zones of the Federal Republic of Nigeria:
Middle Belt (loosely known as North Central ):
Benue
Kogi
Kwara
Nasarawa
Niger
Plateau
Federal Capital Territory
North East :
Adamawa
Bauchi
Borno
Gombe
Taraba
Yobe
North West:
Jigawa
Kaduna
Kano
Katsina
Kebbi
Sokoto
Zamfara
South East :
Abia
Anambra
Ebonyi
Enugu
Imo
South South :
Akwa Ibom
Cross River
Bayelsa
Rivers
Delta
Edo
South West:
Ekiti
Lagos
Ogun
Ondo
Osun
Oyo

The winner will be announced in December, 2018.

Nomination means to be communicated soon.

Any prediction?

FIFA World Cup 2018 Semi-final fixtures

This is the 62nd match in the FIFA World Cup 2018 holding in Moscow, Russia.

Date, Venue, Time:
Wednesday 11 July
Croatia and England, Moscow (Luzhniki), 7pm

LIVE COMMENTARY:
Always refresh this post for the live commentary!

___SCORE: Croatia 2-1 England___
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120' + 1' Lingard floats a hopeful ball into the box, but Subasic gathers the ball with ease ahead of Kane.
120' There will be four minutes of added time.
120' Kramaric has the chance to end the game for Croatia as he has Perisic unmarked in the box, but he goes for goal himself and blasts his strike into the side-netting.

119' Substitution Luka Modrić Milan Badelj
116' Alli goes down and wins England a free-kick.
115' Corluka makes way for Mandzukic.
114' Croatia are doing their utmost to take time out of the game. Every second counts at this stage.
113' England probe on the edge of the box, but Kane loses possession at a vital moment.
112' Walker makes way for Vardy as England reach desperation stakes.

109' Assist Ivan Perišić
109' Goal Mario Mandžukić
107' Strinic wins a corner off the legs of Walker. Croatia have a set-piece in a threatening position.

106' We're back underway in Moscow.
Both team are tiring as we enter the closing stages of game. There's 15 minutes left before penalties. Can anyone find a winner?
105' + 5' HALF-TIME EXTRA-TIME: CROATIA 1-1 ENGLAND
105' + 4' Croatia take too much time from the resulting corner and the referee blows as Strinic attempts to deliver.

102' Modric wastes a decent position for Croatia as he gives the ball away. However, he atones by making a crucial challenge on Rashford.
101' Kramaric replaces Rebic for Croatia in attack.
101' Rashford slides in hard on Vrsaljko, who goes down with ease on the right flank. He wins Croatia a free-kick in a decent position.
99' OFF THE LINE! Stones rises highest in the box to head at goal from Trippier's cross into the box, but Vrsaljko is in the right place at the right time to head away from danger. A crucial header from the Croatia full-back.

97' Dier replaces the tiring Henderson for England in the midfield.
97' Trippier floats the ball into the box for the run of Maguire, but the referee awards a free-kick to Croatia for a foul against Mandzukic.
96' Rebic brings down Rose on the charge and he goes into the book.
95' Pivaric replaces Strinic at left-back for Croatia.
93' Alli looks for space on the edge of the box, but his offload into the path of Lingard goes astray.
92' Rashford makes a good run down the right, but his progress is stymied by Strinic.
91' We're back underway in Moscow.
91' Rose replaces Young for the Three Lions.
••••

England were poor in the second half as they failed to combat Croatia's pressure. It built before Perisic found the equaliser to dent their hopes. Marcus Rashford made a slight impact off the bench, but Gareth Southgate will be mulling his options.
The match goes to extra-time. For the third time on the bounce in the knockout round Croatia head into additonal periods. They did it against Denmark and Russia can they do it again against England? Ivan Perisic cancelled out Kieran Trippier's strike with a fine effort in the second half. He could have put his side ahead, but was denied by the post. Croatia were on top towards the end of the match, but their energy levels could be key at this stage.
90' + 3' END OF 90 MINUTES: CROATIA 1-1 ENGLAND
90' + 2' WIDE! Trippier whips the ball into the box from the free-kick, but Kane glances his header wide of the post. It was a half-chance as he pulled into space.
90' + 1' Rashford wins a free-kick for England on the right flank as Rakitic sends him tumbling to the ground. Trippier will delivery from the right flank.
90' There will be three minutes of added time.
89' Lovren loses his patience at the back from a Croatia attacking move as he goes the blockbuster from distance. However, he blasts his effort well over the bar.
87' Lingard chases a ball into the corner with Strinic, but the Croatia full-back gets the decision for the free-kick.
86' Kane sends an incisive pass towards Lingard in the final third, but his pass just evades the run of the Manchester United man in the box.
84' Croatia are a step ahead of England everywhere on the pitch at the moment. Dalic will be urging his men forward for the killer blow.
82' SAVE! Mandzukic drifts into space in the right inside channel to latch on to Brozovic's ball over the top. He goes for the blast at goal, only to be denied by a sharp save from Pickford.
80' Trippier struggles to deal with a pass back to him in his own half, but England manage to play their way out of their own half.
79' OVER! England counter punch as Rashford finds space on the left flank. He wriggles through a couple of challenges before teeing up Kane. The England captain finds Henderson, who opts against the strike. His pass into Lingard is deflected back to him and he goes for the volley, only to smash it over the bar.
77' Lingard peels into the right inside channel and goes for the low ball across the face of goal, but Kane and Alli are nowhere to be seen in the penalty area.
76' Vrsaljko has the freedom of the right flank and he is beginning to torment England with his deliveries into the box.
74' Sterling is withdrawn for Rashford to provide impetus.
72' Croatia are finding acres of space almost everywhere in the final third. England are on the ropes here and may have to alter their system.
70' OFF THE POST!! Perisic comes within inches of putting his side ahead. England are all over the place at the back as Stones fails to clear a dangerous ball forward. Perisic pulls the trigger on a left-footed strike, only to be denied by the post.
68' Goal Ivan Perišić
68' Assist Šime Vrsaljko
67' Kane breaks into the right inside channel to latch on to Trippier's offload, but he blasts his strike into the side-netting.
65' Kane is able to ease the pressure on his team by winning a free-kick from Vrsaljko's challenge. Croatia are in the game now.
64' BLOCK! England are reeling at the back as Modric whips a cross into the box. It's cleared as far as Perisic on the edge and he goes for the blast. His effort looks to be heading towards the net, only for Walker to put his body on the line for the Three Lions to make the block.
63' Henderson releases Sterling in the final third and he tries to beat the challenge of Vida. He goes down under pressure from the defender's challenge. However, the referee waves play on.
62' Henderson slides a pass behind the Croatia backline for Lingard's run. Although he does not reach the ball, Vida puts the ball out for throw-in.
61' Croatia have found life in the second period, but need to improve their clinical edge in the final third.
59' Pickford comes off his line to punch clear from the resulting corner. Sterling then wins a free-kick to ease the pressure on the England backline.
58' Walker slices a clearance behind for a corner for Croatia. Dalic's men have upped the since the start of the second half.
57' Trippier is played down the right flank and he goes for the first-time cross into the box. Kane makes an attempt to go for a diving header, but Lovren is there with the covering challenge. He had to make that interception.
56' OVER! Kane knocks the ball back to Sterling, who tees up Lingard for a strike. Vida makes the block to divert the ball over the bar. However, England have a corner on the right flank.
54' Walker has to provide a covering challenge once again down the left flank. He stops Croatia taking a quick throw-in and goes into the book.
53' Kane is brought down on the left flank by Vrsaljko, but the referee waves play on. Cakir has a let a few things go this evening.
52' Walker has to cover ground on the right flank to stop Rebic's run and the ball goes out for a throw-in.
51' Walker does well under pressure at the back to cope with Rebic's run over the top. The England man shields the ball out of play.
49' Strinic is loose with his offload down the left flank and he gives away possession clumsily to the Three Lions.
48' Mandzukic catches Walker with an loose arm and goes into the book.
47' Maguire misses an intervention in the box and it takes a sharp clearance and a brave header from Trippier to clear England's lines.

46' We're back underway in Moscow.
•••••••••
•••••••••
Only one of the previous 18 teams to be ahead at half-time in a World Cup semi final has failed to win (Italy in 1990 v Argentina, lost on penalties).
Croatia have been open at the back in the first period, which has played into England's hands. Due to being behind in the contest they need to come out on the front foot in the second half to at least apply pressure. England have been ropey when teams have put them under the cosh at the back. Zlatko Dalic's men need a response in the second half, especially from Mario Mandzukic, Luka Modric and Ivan Rakitic.
England hold a 1-0 lead at the break over Croatia in this World Cup semi-final in Moscow thanks to Kieran Trippier's early strike. Trippier handed the Three Lions a dream start to the contest when he curled his free-kick into the top corner in the fifth minute. They have had chances to extend their advantage as Harry Kane and Jesse Lingard missed opportunities. At the other end Ante Rebic had a couple of moments, but Croatia have not looked a threat other brief flirtations around the box.
•••••
45' + 2' HALF-TIME: CROATIA 0-1 ENGLAND
•••••
45' + 2' England fend off Modric's two attempts to send the ball into the box before Henderson and Alli get the ball away from danger.
45' + 1' Trippier blocks off the run of Strinic and hands Croatia a free-kick on the stroke of half-time.
45' England lose their composure at the back and Rakitic almost punishes the Three Lions. However, Walker manages to get back to make the covering challenge.
43' OVER! Vrsaljko loses patience on a Croatia attack as he lines up a strike from distance from 35 yards, blasting his effort well over the bar.
41' England are just managing to dictate the battle in the middle of the park. Their midfield is getting the better of Rakitic and Modric thus far.
40' Rebic loses the ball and then fouls Young on the left flank. It gives England a bit of breathing space amid of period of Croatia pressure.
39' Vrsaljko has been a decent outlet down the right flank, although he has not managed to send a threatening cross into the box as of yet.
37' Sterling looks for a path to goal, only to turn ino a crowded area of the box. Trippier collects on the right flank, but he overhits his cross out of play for a throw-in.
35' WIDE! England break on the counter and Kane offloads to Alli on the left flank. He manages to squeeze a pass back to Lingard on the edge of the box. He goes to place his effort, only to sidefoot the ball wide of the post.
33' Perisic angles a dangerous cross towards the back post, looking for the run of Rebic. However, Young defends well, sending the ball out for a corner on the slide.
31' SAVE! Croatia provide pressure down the right flank as Rebic sends a dangerous delivery into the box. Stones makes a fine clearance, only to send it back to Rebic. He goes for the strike, but Pickford is there to make the save.
29' CHANCE! Kane has an excellent chance to double England's advantage, only to be denied by Subasic. He goes for the follow-up from a tight angle, but he smashes his effort off the post. If England wanted that chance to fall to one man - it was Kane.
27' Young curls the resulting free-kick into the box, but Subasic senses the danger to his backline and comes off his line to make the claim.
26' Lovren chops down Sterling on the charge on the left flank. The defender has to be careful as he has made two challenges in the opening 26 minutes.
25' Lingard makes a charge into the final third and searches for the offload to Alli. However, he just fails to find his team-mate on the left flank.
23' WIDE! Perisic once again charges through the middle of the park and goes for the strike, but on this occasion his effort travels well wide of the post.
22' Subasic makes an error at the back, misplacing his offload out to Vida. He places the ball straight to Sterling, who offloads to Kane in an offside position.
20' BLOCK! Rebic fends off the challenge of Young with ease and surges towards the edge of the box with ease. He goes for power with his strike, but Stones is there to make the covering block.
19' WIDE! Perisic is afforded space and time to cut in from the right flank. He drives at goal on his right foot, sending his strike narrowly past the post. The ball took a slight deflection off Walker, but the referee points for a goal-kick.
18' Rakitic searches Vrsaljko down the right flank, only to overhit his delivery out of play for a throw-in.
17' Henderson scoops a hopeful ball over the top of the Croatia backline for Sterling's run, but Subasic is able to gather with ease on the charge.
16' Kane buys his side a free-kick on the left flank courtesy of a clumsy challenge from Vrsaljko. England are doing all of the pressing at the moment.
15' WIDE! Trippier floats the ball into the box and Maguire rises to head at goal. He makes decent contact with his header, sending his effort narrowly past the post.
14' England pressure down the left before Alli spreads the ball to the right flank with Trippier. Perisic has to get back to defend the cross, diverting the ball out for a corner.
13' Mandzukic goes down in the box to win a free-kick for his side, although Maguire headed his effort over the bar from Young's delivery.
12' Brozovic concedes a corner in a challenge with Alli. England send their men forward from the back.
11' It's a very open contest in Moscow with both team thriving in the space thus far.
10' Trippier's goal is the first scored from a direct free-kick by an England player at the World Cup since David Beckham against Ecuador in 2006.
9' England manage to clear their lines from the corner and almost break through Sterling, although there are enough black shirts there to cope with the danger.
8' Strinic sends a cross to the back post looking for the run of Vrsaljko at the back post. Young gets there ahead of the Croatia man, only to concede a corner in the process.
7' Henderson searches for a pass beyond the Croatia backline looking for the run of Sterling, but Subasic is alert to come off his line to gather.
5' GOALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!! TRIPPIER SCORES A STUNNER!!! ENGLAND 1-0!!!! Trippier converts from the free-kick to hand England a dream start to the contest. The full-back lined up his effort from 20 yards and curled his strike over the wall. Subasic attempted to get across, but the strike was well placed to travel beyond the keeper into the top corner. A super strike to hand the Three Lions the lead.
4' Alli is tripped on the edge of the box by Modric after a neat piece of control by Lingard. The referee awards England a free-kick in striking distance.
3' Pickford tries to pick out Young on the left flank, but his delivery sails over the head of the wing-back and that of Vrsaljko to travel out for a throw-in.
2' Lingard leaves one on Rakitic on the edge of the Croatia box. He receives the first talking to of the contest by referee Ceneyt Cakir.
1' Henderson fouls Modric in the opening minute of the game, handing Croatia a free-kick just inside their own half.
1' We're underway in Moscow.
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The anthems are over, it's time for the action to commence.
Here we go. The players are out on the pitch.
England and Croatia have met once before at a major tournament – England won 4-2 in a group stage match at Euro 2004.
Croatia have reached the World Cup semi-finals for the second time since their first World Cup participation in 1998, which is more than the likes of Argentina, England, Italy, Portugal and Spain (one each). The only European nations with more semi-final appearances in this period (inc. 2018) are Germany (four), France (three) and Netherlands (three).
England are unchanged from their win over Sweden, with Henderson overcoming a slight niggle that bothered him after the quarter-final. Sterling keeps his place leading the line alongside Kane, with Rashford once again settling for a place on the bench.
Croatia have made one change to their side that defeated Russia in the quarter-finals. Kramaric drops out of the side and is replaced by Brozovic, who will sit in front of the back four to provide protection to Vida and Lovren in the middle of the backline.
England subs: Danny Rose, Eric Dier, Jamie Vardy, Jack Butland, Danny Welbeck, Gary Cahill, Phil Jones, Fabian Delph, Marcus Rashford, Ruben Loftus-Cheek, Trent Alexander-Arnold, Nick Pope.
ENGLAND (3-4-1-2): Jordan Pickford; Kyle Walker, John Stones, Harry Maguire; Jordan Henderson; Kieran Trippier, Jesse Lingard, Dele Alli, Ashley Young; Raheem Sterling, Harry Kane.
Croatia subs: Dominik Livakovic, Vedran Corluka, Mateo Kovacic, Andrej Kramaric, Lovre Kalinic, Tin Jedvaj, Filip Bradaric, Duje Caleta-Car, Milan Badelj, Marko Pjaca, Josip Pivaric.
CROATIA (4-1-4-1): Danijel Subasic; Sime Vrsaljko, Dejan Lovren, Domagoj Vida, Ivan Strinic; Marcelo Brozovic; Ante Rebic, Luka Modric, Ivan Rakitic, Ivan Perisic; Mario Mandzukic.
The team news has been announced and we'll start with Croatia.
This is the eighth meeting between England and Croatia, with England winning four of those games, with one draw and two Croatia wins; six of the previous seven games have also been played on a Wednesday.
England have reached the semi-finals for the first time since 1990. Their path in the knockout stage was almost as tricky as Croatia's, needing penalties to see off Colombia. Yerry Mina's late goal sent the contest all the way to spot-kicks, but for once the Three Lions prevailed as Eric Dier converted. Their win saw Gareth Southgate's men faced with Sweden in the quarter-finals, although on this occasion England managed to pull off a routine 2-0 triumph thanks to goals from Harry Maguire and Dele Alli. Southgate will be dreaming of a similar performance this evening.
Croatia have not used the easy path to get to the semi-finals. They were forced to battle through on penalties twice in their wins in the knockout round. Denmark took them all the way after both sides cancelled each other out, but Ivan Rakitic held his composure from 12 yards to send his team through to the quarter-finals. Russia proved to be just as stubborn in the last eight as the contest swung one way then the other. However, Rakitic again was the decisive factor to send his team through to the semis with his spot-kick.
The eyes of the footballing world fall upon the Luzhniki Stadium this evening as Croatia and England face off for a spot to play France in the World Cup final.
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Hello and welcome to this live text commentary of the World Cup semi-final between Croatia and England in Russia.
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First match has come and gone!

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justiniyke29:
Russia will destroy Saudi Arabia. 2:0

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Dino
Can
Talk.
A man should not talk too much.

The management of the University of Lagos (UNILAG) has set up an investigative panel to look into allegations of sexual harassment against Olusegun Awonusi, a professor of English Studies at the University.

In a statement signed by the University’s Director of Students’ Affairs, Prof Tunde Babawale, he called on anyone, particularly staff and students of the institution, to volunteer any information they feel could help in the investigation.

Awonusi, who was the former Vice-Chancellor of Tai Solarin University of Education (TASUED), Ijagun, Ogun State, was accused of harassing female students and threatening to fail them if they refused his advances.

The statement reads: “The University of Lagos Management has set up a Fact Finding Panel to investigate the allegation of sexual harassment involving a Lecturer in the University published in various social media platform.

“The panel has commenced investigation into the allegation and is requesting the members of the University of Lagos community (Particularly Staff and Students) who have useful information on this specific allegation and any other one that could aid its assignment to submit memoranda to the panel.

“The memoranda should be addressed to the Secretary, Fact Finding Panel on the Allegation of Sexual Harassment involving a Lecturer in the University, c/o Registrar’s Office, 5th Floor Senate Building, University of Lagos.

“The memoranda, in sealed envelopes, should be submitted from Monday 11th to Friday 15th June, 2018 in the Registrar’s Office. Confidentiality of response is assured.”

DAILY POST reports that Awonusi had previously dismissed the sexual harassment allegation against him as cheap blackmail.
Source: Dailypost

In the latest volume of the school special edition bulletin publication: S.E. Volume. XXV No. 31 Tuesday, June 5, 2018 the Delta State University, Abraka issued a publication on students rusticated from the institution.

It was greeted by series of publications on Facebook by an alumnus of DELSU.

Read in Full: Delta State University (DELSU), Abraka rusticate 6 Department Presidents
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Word Play (PUN) Paronomasia: SIR A-ONE weaving of words (Volume 13)

Volume 13 is a new dimensional work in the series 'SIR A-ONE weaving of words'. Just for the purpose of paronomasia. So, semantic analysis is left for the audience. A little deviation from the normal syntactic structure. How about the beautiful use of language that usually accompany the series 'SIR A-ONE weaving of words'?

MISS THIS NOT:
http://www.pengician.com/2017/01/sir-a-one-weaving-of-lines-volume-1/

Is the morphological scent of weaving of words out of this volume?
Should one forgets pragmatics in this volume 13?
Go through this volume in the atmosphere of Word Play.

"If you're Dickson, and your Dick don't sin then your Dick must be tin to warrant such a thing."
SIR A-ONE

"I can receive punches from her cos I do it for the pun of it, no wonder she groans and moans just for me to cum. I don't hate to come to her, I can go and cum anyhow just for her sake; she makes me sick for goodness sake. "
SIR A-ONE

"I pun, not porn. My constant punning pisses 'Miss' off. But I have not seen her truly off."
SIR A-ONE

DON'T MISS:
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"I can downgrade cos of her and later upgrade. Why upgrade when she has not licensed the downgrade for my grades to be fully upgraded. She's the queen of light and upgrade. Even if I am a lecturer, I cannot grade her."
SIR A-ONE

"When Nigerian politicians loot, Nigerians salute."
SIR A-ONE

"I can't erotically kill. But I can peel and lick lies. Nigeria is a place where they harvest lies with the truth called sickle. Nigerians are sick oh."
SIR A-ONE

READ ALSO:
http://www.pengician.com/2017/03/the-act-of-sexual-intercourse-sir-a-ones-weaving-of-words-volume-3-not-suitable-for-those-below-18-years/

"I felt I was going to be taught the act of thought in school. I thought over what I was taught and realised no taught was really thoughtful."
SIR A-ONE

"Take 'C' from Class and it becomes Lass. Amputate 'L' from it and it becomes Ass. I will not take from it any longer cos nothing smells like an ass. Go and ask a nursing mother. Las(t) Las(t), ass does smell."
SIR A-ONE

"Every toy is like a foil. They will all end up in the soil."
SIR A-ONE

"Every lady is a baby. Call any lady a baby and see the reactions of a true baby."
SIR A-ONE

HAVE YOU SEEN?
http://www.pengician.com/2017/04/sir-a-one-weaving-of-words-volume-4/

"Nothing inspires me as when those who once despised me retire to now fire me for good."
SIR A-ONE

"A naive daughter of Eve once said 'fork na Bleep' No fault in that right? Always write right as Jodekss once said. Not all write (up) are right. But with pun, people can watch mistakes like porn and make them right."
SIR A-ONE

"If your father can't take you further, feather a chick and farther north ward. Take everything forward and kill every backward mentality."
SIR A-ONE

YOU WILL LOVE:
http://www.pengician.com/2017/05/sir-a-one-weaving-of-words-volume-5/

"All love will become lust someday. Take me. Rake me. Fake me. Whichever ways, rate me first."
SIR A-ONE

"If a child has a mother who is a broadcaster, the mother will always be at the station. And if the father is a police officer, he would always be at the station. Such a child will always suffer from station affection and attention."
SIR A-ONE

"Nothing gladdens my heart like when Obasanjo and Buhari are firing words at each other. They are both military brothers who have dine and wine at Aso Rock. The former paved way for the latter before the bazin becomes a basket that could no longer hold water."
SIR A-ONE

CHECK THIS OUT:
http://www.pengician.com/2017/06/sir-a-one-weaving-of-words-volume-6/

"When you slam a door, you bang. When you slam a chick on the door they equally call it bang. A good birthday should go with a bang. If you know your enemy, bang him on the head. When you leap and jerk, you bang as well. The worst bang of all bangs is the emotional one."
SIR A-ONE

"Hit the street. Hit the farm. Hit the mosque. Hit the bank. Hit the Church. Hit people. Hit the market. Hit anywhere, but make sure you hit what will bring cash your way."
SIR A-ONE

"An online thug is nothing compared with a physical thug. Former is fake. Latter is real. To be a successful politician in Nigeria, you must be an ex thug."
SIR A-ONE

YOU WILL CHERISH:
http://www.pengician.com/2017/07/the-smell-of-the-internet-sir-a-one-weaving-of-words-volume-7-featuring-jodekss-gloatkenf/

"A Christian beard gang and a Muslim beard gang are quite different. Go figure the difference yourself."
SIR A-ONE

"Every affair is private. Until the private parts of it is brought into the pubic glare."
SIR A-ONE

"Nothing will be fair as long as some persons continue to bleach the skin of life."
SIR A-ONE

ANOTHER ONE FROM SIR A-ONE:
http://www.pengician.com/2017/08/sir-a-one-weaving-of-words-volume-8/

"Every lawyer is a certified liar. They cook up lies to make money daily from their victims (clients) by painting black as whites at the court of law."
SIR A-ONE

"Choir stress is evidenced in a choir mistress. A choir master will always want to miss the choir mistress."
SIR A-ONE

"You can't play with anyone's daughter and go Scot free, but you're free to play with words and become a pun master who will dominate any porn master."
SIR A-ONE

A MUST READ:
http://www.pengician.com/2017/08/sir-a-one-weaving-of-words-volume-9-pengician-world-records-breaking-records-and-setting-records/

"As brief as brief illness, some lives are shorter than brief illnesses."
SIR A-ONE

"A bar man is different from a man behind bars. And both of them are different from a member of the bar (barrister)."
SIR A-ONE

"A lady that wears a push up to push her boobs to the public, and another that wears a push up bra to tell the world she has boobs, when actually there is nothing to show forth in the chest; is as wicked as a woman who carried pregnancy for nine months; and later abandoned the baby in a gutter. Don't stutter further, life in a gutter is beyond order."
SIR A-ONE

ANOTHER BOMB:
http://www.pengician.com/2017/11/sir-a-one-weaving-of-words-volume-10-slay-queens/

"Change the frame, change the background; the picture is still the same. No need to maim your efforts to belong when you don't really belong. Build a brand and people will belong. A voice and brand will make them belong."
SIR A-ONE

"I play with words, I am not a joker. I joke with words, I am not a joker either. Is either word play is part of me or I am part of word play."
SIR A-ONE

"Too much seriousness will lead to a life of unseriousness, just as too much sense becomes nonsense within a twinkle of an I (eye)."
SIR A-ONE

EXPLOSIVE:
http://www.pengician.com/2018/01/sir-a-one-weaving-of-words-volume-11/

"Some can Facebook for 4 hours, but can't face book(s) for an hour. What a sorry state of the mind? Facebook cannot help you face book(s). Facebook is the father of blunders. People praise and celebrate mediocrity on Facebook. Some wicked icons will not tell you your mistakes and you will be feeling like a star on top blunders. I will advise you face book(s) and less Facebook."
SIR A-ONE

"When a 12 year old gives birth to a baby, it means a baby girl has begotten a baby to call a baby."
SIR A-ONE

"People don't take any order seriously in Nigeria, other than a military order. Even a presidential order is no order as Nigerians are concerned."
SIR A-ONE

HAVE YOU READ?:
http://www.pengician.com/2018/05/sir-a-one-weaving-of-words-volume-12/

"I can face my face on the mirror for minutes. I become bolder when I see my face in the mirror. I do say to myself, 'This is one upright icon with no part 2 anywhere in this wide world' ."
SIR A-ONE

"There is no yoke harder than the self-yoke. I mean the yoke you gladly put yourself. It becomes a yoke when the wrong lady is being celebrated in your life. My friend, go eat egg yoke and flush a way that mighty yoke from your existence."
SIR A-ONE

" 'At a time, no time' No matter the sense you try to make, there are group of individuals that will take it as nonsense. Don't be angry when they seem to see only nonsense from your sense. Not everyone is with sense anyway."
SIR A-ONE

That's the end of this volume. I look forward to reading your comments below this post. Take your precious time to read 'SIR A-ONE weaving of words' Volume 1-12 and match it with this volume 13. I will love to see your comments, criticisms, reviews etc.

© SIR A-ONE

Goodnews Andrew Eruemuare also known as SIR A-ONE is a full-time blogger and literatus.

AxceX:
You just ended up publicizing the movie even more.

Let me go an download it

Funny
You!

yeyerolling:
most of the immoral tins we learnt were from TV, today its the internet. Just live ur life. Nothing we can do against the satanic forces who control the world. They are now putting gay characters in kids cartoons and movies to indoctrinate more pple to be gay. Wat would u do na

Terrible.

yeyerolling:
There has been immorality on the TV since 1960s. Nothing u csn do

Hmm
Hmm

columbus007:
op,dont you ever inflict on viewers right, don't you ever.

Who are the viewers?

I am part of the viewers. I have my right to air my views.

asuustrike2009:
Good day everyone, I need help in resolving a slight problem I noticed in my laptop. My headset and phone speaker works simultaneously. If I plug my earpiece into my laptop, I still hear the laptop noise. What do you think is wrong with it and how can it be fixed.

I
Wish
I
Have
An
Answer.
After exhausting the above options by Nairaland members, and the issue persist; try Google.
Have a lovely day ahead.

twentyk:
Hello good people,could i possibly get a phone here on a loan/pay later/dash or any other option ....as it is im phoneless nd i need one asap....you got any lying somewhere nd you could give out,do not hesitate.....

No insult pls, im embarrased already....God bless...

Hmm.
Wish
I
Could
Be
Of
Help.

post=67234773:


I have lived in this area for 6 years. I eat Akara a lot but no one fries it here. I was forced to learn how to fry it so I can eat it to my fill.
I learnt it. So for the past one year or less, I have been eating my own fried Akara. I can do it well.
Sometimes in December last year, one Igbo man started frying Akara here. My first taste of that Akara sent sweetness down my throat. I stopped frying mine and started buying from him. I have never fried Akara till date because of this man.
Last weekend, I went to buy Akara in his shop. I met him instead of his boy (he doesn't stay. I guess he has another business he runs). So I asked of the guy. He told me the guy is now in another branch he opened the day before. �
I didn't understand. I said "kedu otuo" (how do you mean).
He said he has opened another branch (he mentioned the name of the street) and is looking for someone to start staying in the one close to me whereas the boy I was asking of have moved to the new branch. He wants the boy there because of his good sales skill.
I went away feeling so ashamed of myself.
Why did I not start the Akara business and leave it in the hands of competent people to do for me?
I just recovered from the shame this night and decided to let my Facebook family know.
To you who has the desire to do something. Pick up yourself and start it today. Tomorrow might be too late.
Written by Chinaify Onyeabo
~~~
I hope this post motivate you to act on that something you truly desire to do. You never can tell.

Food
For
Thought.

Emilokoiyawon:
[b]So, I was just in my office in the US relaxing (jejely) after a meeting, when I saw the post of UNN, Nsukka's provisional admission list released by the registrar Chris Igbokwe. So, I took a few minutes of my break time to peruse the names. I observed that over 99% of all the newly admitted students are ALL Igbos. Out of the over 15,000 admitted students I could only count about 10 confirmed Yoruba names. In fact, many of the departments do not have a SINGLE non-Igbo student admitted. This is a federal University for God sake! 99% from the same region! We understand that its situated in the East but haba take it easy Igbo people. When the Hausas do it, you are always the first to condemn them. The problem is that my Yoruba people in the SW will be the ONLY ones admitting people based on merit from across the country to the detriment of our own people - because we want to be seen as decent human beings. The Hausas and the Igbos do not give a fvck. The are just too tribalistic. We should start doing in the SW what the Igbos are doing in Nsukka - No more admission for Igbo students in UNILAG etc. until the Igbos change their ways.[/b]

Tribalism
At
Its
Peak!

TrumpedL:
After being sworn in, the man GEJ started romancing the core north at the expense of states and tribes that voted him.

2011 election was an eye-opener for the north; it changed their agelong belief that northern vote can make a President to win. Even with the massive votes from the north, Buhari couldn't win. The votes of Southwest and Middlebelt is very important!

Buhari had to romance Southwest who has influence on Middlebelt voting pattern and that was what made GEJ to lose 2015 election since the north will never vote a non-hausa/fulani/Muslim over their own.

Lesson:
For non-hausa/fulani/Muslim interested in 2019 politics, don't waste your time romancing the core north, most will never vote for you. Put all your strength at wooing the Middlebelt, Southwest, and some likeminds in the north and east

Food
for
Thought.

Readonee35L:
This is a clean title 2016 Range Rover Vogue.
Clean Clean Everything.
Car wrecked.
Vehicle was for sale by a dealer..

The owner is in pains now.
But vehicle might be repaired again.
If this is repaired and fixed and you solely depend on the vin before buying it as it checks out as a clean title. You just played your self.

Moral A clean title doesn't guarantee an accident free vehicle.
There are cases where clean cars are being transported to the port abroad and they get bruises or impacts. Vin wont help in such cases.

Hmm

Himmler:
Say no to violence but it's okay to defend yourself. Watch the video below...



A white boy trying to bully a Nigerian kid in High school....He don show am the meaning of.....Gidigbo eti Ebute...?? pic.twitter.com/bQULerCsfo

— Nubian Queen (@nubiankemett) April 13, 2018


https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2018/4/white-boy-tries-to-bully-a-nigerian-kid-in-high-schooland-he-got-the-beating-of-his-life-video.html

Lalasticlala, Mynd44

Smile
Smile
Smile

FortifiedCity:
The Inspector General of police failed severally to honor the invitation of the senate for reasons best known to him. But I can tell you that the reason why he didnt honor those invitation is because he has no educational roots. In simple terms, he is an illiterate.

He couldn't march properly and he couldnt read simple English

Why is he still the IGP?


His appearance at the senate would have exposed him for the illiterate that he is. His 'transmission' blunder is a proof beyoond every reasonable doubt that he didnt go to school.

Even a primary 3 student can read let alone the head of a major force in Nigeria.

Why do we have this 'curse' called buhari on Nigerians? Nepotism will finish this country faster than fuel burns on paper.

The IGP is almajiri that was clothed with police uniform and corruptly elevated. IF You can, trace his roots and you'll confirm all that I wrote here.

Nigeria is in the hands of demons at present

Nigeria!
Nigeria!
Nigeria!