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Greetings to You, great one. Please, join me on an extraordinary journey to transform lives through education! Hello, I am Goodnews Andrew Eruemuare, a humble son of Delta State, Nigeria, and a passionate linguist with a background in Linguistics from Delta State University, Abraka. And Master's degree in Sociolinguistics (in-view) at the prestigious University of Portharcourt, Choba. I am fortunate to call the vibrant Obio/Akpor local government area of Rivers State my home. I have an audacious dream - to establish a comprehensive educational institution (Crèche, Pre-Nursery, Nursery, Primary, Secondary). This dream is not just mine, but a beacon of hope for our community's future. We have already taken the first step towards this dream by securing four plots of land dedicated to this noble cause. However, to bring this vision to life, I need your help. We are in need of either temporary or permanent structures to start this journey. The timeline is tight, with funds needed between now and the end of August, so that by September, we can add the finishing touches to our school premises. The funds raised will be meticulously used for erecting structures, procuring desks, lockers, stationery, textbooks, notebooks, and for advertising through fliers and billboards. Every penny will be a building block in the foundation of this dream. I am filled with gratitude as I invite you to be a part of this transformative journey. No contribution is too big or too small - every bit counts. Together, we can shape the future of our community and beyond. Thank you in advance for your generosity and support. Stay blessed! 07051756171 SMS/CALL 08063562857 WhatsApp. I look forward to hearing from you. Thanks.
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Greetings to You, great one. Join me on an extraordinary journey to transform lives through education! Hello, I am Goodnews Andrew Eruemuare, a humble son of Delta State, Nigeria, and a passionate linguist with a background in Linguistics from Delta State University, Abraka. And Master's degree in Sociolinguistics (in-view) at the prestigious University of Portharcourt, Choba. I am fortunate to call the vibrant Obio/Akpor local government area of Rivers State my home. I have an audacious dream - to establish a comprehensive educational institution (Crèche, Pre-Nursery, Nursery, Primary, Secondary). This dream is not just mine, but a beacon of hope for our community's future. We have already taken the first step towards this dream by securing four plots of land dedicated to this noble cause. However, to bring this vision to life, I need your help. We are in need of either temporary or permanent structures to start this journey. The timeline is tight, with funds needed between now and the end of August, so that by September, we can add the finishing touches to our school premises. The funds raised will be meticulously used for erecting structures, procuring desks, lockers, stationery, textbooks, notebooks, and for advertising through fliers and billboards. Every penny will be a building block in the foundation of this dream. I am filled with gratitude as I invite you to be a part of this transformative journey. No contribution is too big or too small - every bit counts. Together, we can shape the future of our community and beyond. Thank you in advance for your generosity and support. Stay blessed! Account Details: 5440082752 Andrew Goodnews Eruemuare Current Fidelity Bank
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MatrixReloaded:Yesoooo |
Most citizens are tired and sick of this nation. |
Pengician:
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Let's celebrate them by mentioning their names
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No bi JuJu bi dat? 😋
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Solofresh2:Holy Moses 😀😁 |
HeartlessMan:Make I eat belleful first 😄😁😋 |
Sense & nonsense of Goodnews Andrew Eruemuare (SPEAK UP): SPEAK UP 2864 - SPEAK UP 2914 Names of places in Portharcourt. Name just one. SPEAK UP 2864 If tippers can go to car wash for proper washing, what's stopping you from washing your towel regularly? SPEAK UP 2865 I am seeing you as my boss & you have the audacity to call me 'boss'? Please, stop it! SPEAK UP 2866 You're broke & you're thinking of a second wife. Are you n.o.r.m.a.l at all? SPEAK UP 2867 Some persons can be so pompous, which one is I have over 5 groups am managing on FB? We that have over 40 we manage, what are we going to say? Tueh. SPEAK UP 2868 Don't give anybody that room to look down on you. Be bold enough to trash somethings. SPEAK UP 2869 In the beginning, you opted out because you felt the organisation will not succeed. Now, you're coming back because the organisation now has a structure. You have been given the terms & conditions to be a member, you are there ranting. Food don done, na now you wan chop? SPEAK UP 2870 PABLO will come online to make mouth after he has finished N50 groundnuts & N100 Garri. SPEAK UP 2871 Those who tame bears, lions, tigers etc. are risk takers. SPEAK UP 2872 Someone said 'forgiveness does not function in eternity'. If so, why do you pray for the dead? SPEAK UP 2873 Name one business that don't make sales daily, but, when they make just one, 'Pepper go rest!'. SPEAK UP 2874 Extremism in religion can make you see everything as 'Village People Syndrome'. Snap out of that. SPEAK UP 2875 The opposite of SHUT UP is SPEAK UP. Cheers. SPEAK UP 2876 Guy: Dear, what are you bringing to the table in this relationship? Girl: Only my P*na. Guy: Same here. I am bringing only my Pen*s. So that anytime we want it, we can have it. It will help me save my money a lot. SPEAK UP 2877 Between a man and a woman, which is easier to get laid? SPEAK UP 2878 Be the judge here: A. Why would a normal person preferred manual transmission to an automatic car? B. Why would a full grown man preferred a h*ok-up to a wife? C. What on earth would make a reasonable girl preferred a dr*g add*ct to a man who doesn't smoke or drink? SPEAK UP 2879 I was in a place & I noticed the level of lies was becoming too much. When it was my turn to talk, I told them 'There was this day a friend of mine loaded airtime of 5M naira!' everywhere was as calm as the graveyard. I walked out immediately. Una think say na only Una Sabi lie? SPEAK UP 2880 You're a bachelor & you're campaigning polygamy. Wait till you get married Uncle. SPEAK UP 2881 Please, if you are legally married, don't indulge yourself in some arguments with some single individuals. SPEAK UP 2882 You don't engage people's posts. But, you make a minimum of 15 posts daily. Continue. SPEAK UP 2883 S/he sees your nakedn*ss daily, but, you said your phone is your privacy. Una dey MENT. SPEAK UP 2884 Keep your negative statements to yourself. As for me, I will prosper with my family. SPEAK UP 2885 Be sincere in your judgement: A. The gender that betrayed Jesus Christ of Nazareth. B. The gender that killed the strongest Man, Sampson. Which gender are you scared of the most? SPEAK UP 2886 People will criticise your Literary works & you will abuse them & make them feel you're perfect with your creativity. Now, they have LEFT you behind. SPEAK UP 2887 A master's degree holder is a gate man. He earns below 70K monthly. You said Nigeria is the best country in Africa. SPEAK UP 2888 Between AY & BASKET MOUTH, who is funnier to you? SPEAK UP 2889 Between Brainjotter & Sabinus, who is more hilarious to you? SPEAK UP 2890 Between Daniel Regha & Honour Oriretan , who torments celebrities the most? SPEAK UP 2891 If you used a mobile phone in your secondary school, you're one of the indomie generation. SPEAK UP 2892 Whether they like you or not, when it's your time to BLOW, nothing shall stop you. SPEAK UP 2893 As you are busy tarnishing the image of others, when God will tarnish yours, I hope you can withstand it? SPEAK UP 2894 Anger brings out those hidden stuffs in people. SPEAK UP 2895 In Nigeria, we work harder with peanuts as salary. In the UK, they work less harder, with huge money as pay. SPEAK UP 2896 Keep bringing people down. KARMA is a b*tch. You cannot tell when it will F you up. SPEAK UP 2897 In 2009/2010, I overlooked a lot of things on this meta space. These days, if you F up, You collect sharply. SPEAK UP 2898 People have been surviving before you. Why do you feel if you leave they cannot survive? SPEAK UP 2899 If men were God, we would be have been buying air for survival. SPEAK UP 2900 Is any network provider in Nigeria more frustrating than Glo? SPEAK UP 2901 Please, don't tear people down carelessly. You don't know tomorrow. SPEAK UP 2902 Opportunity to help your own people you waste it & render the help to outsiders. Eye service happens more in the southern part of Nigeria. SPEAK UP 2903 When your light is shinning, don't think those in darkness are lazy. SPEAK UP 2904 If you cannot control your anger, I don't think you're better than an anim*l. SPEAK UP 2905 Mind who you share your problems with. Only few individuals are concerned. SPEAK UP 2906 A family member who spread your dirty linens in the public is worse than a known enemy. SPEAK UP 2907 Just a week of settlement can make you forget the pains of 2 decades. SPEAK UP 2908 Nigeria have everything to be a great nation. We are cursed with bad leaders. SPEAK UP 2909 Some dreams require longer time & determination to actualise. SPEAK UP 2910 On social media, we have too many assistant Jesus Christ. SPEAK UP 2911 No government airline Only private aircrafts No functional government Refineries Only private individuals are doing their very best to have functional Refineries. What's the use of the federal government of Nigeria? N139 billion na beans? Thund*r fire you & your generati*n. SPEAK UP 2912 If not that you're a fo*l, you should not be comparing a year old company with a 22years old company in terms of progress. SPEAK UP 2913 Justice delayed is justice denied! How long shall the masses wait for the leaders to turn a new leaf in Nigeria? SPEAK UP 2914
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A simple question
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apache4:Be calming down 😋😀😄 |
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Pengician:
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Live And Direct We pray for a better and stronger Nigeria. A Nigeria we all can call our own. God bless Nigeria.
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yusman14:Mogbe |
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Zonefree:Holy Moses 😀😁 |
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A trial will convince you
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Do you want to acquire a landed property in A. Bethsaida Garden Estate, Igwuruta Ali, Portharcourt B. Heavens Dew Estate, New Woji-Alessa link road, Portharcourt C. Anchor View Estate, Adjacent PHC Airport, IPO, Portharcourt D. Isiokpo, the community in Ikwerre L.G.A, Rivers State that has the following: 1. WIGWE University 2. Army cantonment 3. Police station (Area Command) 4. Headquarters of Ikwerre L.G.A 5. Customs 6. Trucks Park 7. Sand fill 8. Hospital 9. Local Palm Oil Refineries And many more. Any land you acquire is an asset that will always appreciate. Buy land for yourself today and save yourself the stress of buying with huge amount of money in future. Goodnews Andrew Eruemuare, Real Estate Sales Executive SMS/CALL: +2347051756171 WhatsApp: +2348063562857
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Methuselah married just 1 wife (Edna) & lived for 969 years. You're an okada man with 3 wives, you want to live long right? SPEAK UP 2827 - SPEAK UP 2863 Meet Otobrise, a secondary teacher who makes 5Million naira every month from teaching. Meet Chinyere, a 25 year old lady who makes 10Million naira monthly from cassava farming. Meet Mohammed, a 27 year old who makes 7Million naira monthly serving his father's land. This trend too shall pass! No trend lasts forever on social media. SPEAK UP 2828 Is not everytime they check on you that you should beg. People have their own problems too. SPEAK UP 2829 Those you can assist to get jobs, render a helping hand. SPEAK UP 2830 I think low self-esteem is a sin! SPEAK UP 2831 The way you will blow is not negotiable. It will surprise you & even your enemies. SPEAK UP 2832 Be claiming to be too special. Shebi na mortuary go humble you last last with no clothes? SPEAK UP 2833 Goats are cheaper to rear than dogs & pigs. Why will you buy a dog when you're yet to feed yourself very well? SPEAK UP 2834 The day I realized that some persons salary is just a full tank for some other person's cars, goose pimples came on me. SPEAK UP 2835 They think they are punishing you, but, they don't know they are pushing you to your next level. SPEAK UP 2836 The coronation of King Charles III There are: First class kings Second class kings Third class kings Just Kings King Charles III is a first class king in all areas and facets of Life. Over 2,200 men and women of calibre were invited around the world. This is my first time of witnessing the coronation of the King of England. It's your first time too. England is the homeland of English language. God bless the greatest King of our time on Earth. May your reign brings peace and development in England and world over. SPEAK UP 2837 Agriculture is very lucrative. I just need a push to establish myself in it. SPEAK UP 2838 Pablo, the imaginary character I created. The Fearlessness of Pablo. A series under SPEAK UP. SPEAK UP 2839 Pablo, don't h.a.r.m yourself. Is it because you slept off with your data on that's why you want to end everything? SPEAK UP 2840 You should have control over what is yours. Your Destiny is one of such. SPEAK UP 2841 How dare you called me the name only my Wife is permitted to call? You wan collect? SPEAK UP 2842 Dear Destiny Helper, do you want me to be older than my age before you come to my rescue? All I need is just a push. SPEAK UP 2843 Interviewer: You will not be allowed to wear anything other than corporate in this establishment. PABLO: For a peanut payment lesser than 30K in a month, I will buy shoes, trousers, shirts, bet etc because you want to employ me. Oga, e be like you dey M.E.N.T. I dey hate rough play. SPEAK UP 2844 PABLO: Men transforming into women. Women transforming into men. This generation is like Naija. Very confused. SPEAK UP 2845 Getting attracted to married men and women is a sign of indiscipline. SPEAK UP 2846 That job you want to quit, is what another person is earnestly praying to get. Life happens. SPEAK UP 2847 There are somethings you would promise never to do. But, when life happens, you might do them. SPEAK UP 2848 PABLO: With the way things are going, I might arrange 15M & japa to the UK with my wife. I am tired of this country already. JO: Is your choice. I have vowed to go far in my Agricultural voyage in Nigeria. I will chase it with every fiber of my existence. And success must smile at me. I have gone too far to go back. Nigeria happens. Life happens. But, in all, we make our choices. SPEAK UP 2849 PABLO: What if I go and settle down in Mexico? JO: That will cause chaos. You can't just leave your people like that. I know the love you have for dr*gs, but, you must japa with caution. Do you want to be ruling our local government from Mexico? PABLO: Who cares? The entire local government is under my control and I will do with it whatever I wished. I have all the councillors under me. No one coughs at my decisions. I did it as a community chairman for 8 good years, and as a local government chairman elect, I will do the undo. The constitution is very usel*ss, as my boys are behind the bars, law makers and law breakers. They are in for a long journey. I can't even wait for the official inauguration, am already there. Premium tears await them all. SPEAK UP 2850 Jerry Rowlings of Ghana He ruled for 112 days and arranged the execution by firing squad of eight military officers, including Generals Kotei, Joy Amedume, Roger Felli, and Utuka, as well as the three former heads of state: Afrifa, Acheampong, and Akuffo. The executions were dramatic events in Ghana history, which had suffered few instances of political violence. Who would summon courage to do that to set Nigeria free? Will bullets even penetrate our mo*sters all in the name of politicians? Is Nigeria beyond redemption? SPEAK UP 2851 PABLO: As you show off with your one plot of land, another man used a plot for only kitchen & fenced an entire 60 plots. SPEAK UP 2852 JO: When it's your set time, even your mistakes become your stepping stones. SPEAK UP 2853 Interviewer: Are you serious with your life? Interviewee: Yes! Interviewer: And you're living in Lagos, get out of my office. Next candidate, please. SPEAK UP 2854 I have seen/read several superstars abused police men. But, I have never seen/read about anyone who abused a soldier. SPEAK UP 2855 The Earth is 4.543 billion years old. The death of Christ is less than 2,024 years. Nigeria is less than 64 years. Russia the strongest nation is less than 34 years. Facebook is less than 20 years. You that is reading this is less than 200 years. Everybody should just g.e.t o.u.t. SPEAK UP 2856 If you're not wealthy like me, don't engage in some arguments online. What if they asked you to screenshot your account balance? SPEAK UP 2857 I discovered that there is no photograph of my Dad, the 2 wives & all the children. Ancient African men & their love shallllllllllll. SPEAK UP 2858 I will continue to choose monogamy over polygamy anytime, anyday. SPEAK UP 2859 You shall continue to succeed in all you do. Be consistent. SPEAK UP 2860 As a young struggling guy, never compare yourself with any young lady. Their destiny helpers are everywhere. Yours is somewhere. SPEAK UP 2861 An Agric chick doesn't bother about the father & mother. The hustle starts from day 1 (Day Old Chick DOC). The same way most poor men's children don't bother about their parents, they hustle day and night to make it in life. No inheritance anywhere, but, their determination is top notch. Make God make you succeed in all you do. SPEAK UP 2862 If you know you worked your NYSC or ghost it, don't talk about the corruption of Nigeria politicians. All of you are different a.n.i.m.a.l.s with the same upbringings. SPEAK UP 2863
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