₦airaland Forum

Who does it better: Datti or Soyinka?
When a man is getting old, he should learn to respect himself, else, infants might padlock his mouth.

A guy posted 'Kano state is more than 1,000 years old'. Another responded 'how old is Nigeria?'
We couldn't settle them.
SPEAK UP 2743

Holy Evil!
Attractive Distraction!
Open Secret, are all part of what makes Nigeria a nation.
SPEAK UP 2744

I saw when he bought the condom, before he took her to the hotel close to your house. I will not update you, you're too pompous.
SPEAK UP 2745

Why do you only post on your birthday?
Other days you don't react, share & comment on people's posts. Be feeling like one VIP.
SPEAK UP 2746

The indebtedness of Nigeria now is in trillions. No one is sending SMS to anyone to tarnish the image of Nigeria. But, apps have destroyed the image of over 1 million Nigerians over peanut loans.
SPEAK UP 2747

Please, before you leave your house to visit another person in the morning, take a proper shower & sanitized your mouth very well. Naija is hard, don't make it harder for those you are visiting in the morning hours.
SPEAK UP 2748

Over 85% of the customer care at First Bank, Rumuokoro, Portharcourt, are all pregnant. God bless the men doing the do worldwide.
SPEAK UP 2749

Drop an advice for a single guy/lady & a married man/woman
SPEAK UP 2750

Let's hear your experience with the Nigerian Police Force (NPF).
SPEAK UP 2751

Someone said if care is not taken, drugs might be legalized in Naija soon.
SPEAK UP 2752

When you become a boss, you will know what it means for your employee to take you for a ride.
SPEAK UP 2753

When it's all rosy with you, don't think struggling people are lazy.
SPEAK UP 2754

If not for poverty & hardship, why will a master's degree holder be working under a semi-illiterate politician as a social media aide?
SPEAK UP 2755

I have received several ban on Facebook. But, none has been like the last one. 3 different restrictions ran for 30 days simultaneously on my account.
SPEAK UP 2756

Thinking about days that should be regarded as holidays

20.10.2020
EndSARS: Lekki Toll Gate Massacre

25.02.2023
INEC abandoned BVAS, gave us shege pro max

18.03.2023
Tribalism gave birth to violent suppression of voters

SPEAK UP 2757

Prophet Odumeje Married One Of The Daughter Of The Self Acclaimed Prophet Eddy Nawgu. Why are you surprised at Odumeje's source of powers?
SPEAK UP 2758

I think Great Ovedje Ogboru is the most promiscuous politician in Nigeria. AD, DPP, LP, APC, APGA. Yet he has not even been elected.
SPEAK UP 2759

Is not everything you should tell them. Let them speculate in some instances.
SPEAK UP 2760

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I know how to create wealth and Am not yet a billionaire? Just dey play.
SPEAK UP 2761

When you're contented, people will feel you have made it in life: SPEAK UP 2717 - SPEAK UP 2742

You're an academic prostitute. You had just a one night stand (10k stipend) & you're here pouring encomiums on an ancient of days drug dealer.
SPEAK UP 2717

When you're contented, people will feel you have made it in life.
SPEAK UP 2718

Almost everything in Nigeria is built on lies.
Affidavit has taken the place of so many qualifications.
Fake professors will soon tell you their affidavits are better than academic qualifications.
SPEAK UP 2719

Mind Your Business, is not for social media. If not, no one will react on people's posts. Mind Your Business can work in offline, not on-line.
SPEAK UP 2720

Don't be too full of yourself in the journey of life.
SPEAK UP 2721

You don't have money to support, you cannot encourage people with good advice. Are you a human at all?
SPEAK UP 2722

The lies you tell against people will come back to hunt & hurt you.
SPEAK UP 2723

I just pray that in Nigeria, we should be able to overcome ethnicity & religious bias someday.
SPEAK UP 2724

Covid 19 lockdown & this present cashless policy is like 5&6.
SPEAK UP 2725

Have you told any lady about any secret? Brother man, forget it, over 2 persons have known that secret.
SPEAK UP 2726

After many years of marriage, wife asked the husband 'Were is my wedding gift? Remember you didn't buy me a gift on our wedding'
Respond as the husband.
SPEAK UP 2727

Men don't really like disrespectful partners. Take it or leave it.
SPEAK UP 2728

Those group leaders & religious folks playing with your intellect to disobey your partner, will not be there when your marriage will hit the rock.
SPEAK UP 2729

Is very easy for them to manipulate you when they know you have like N10 sense.
SPEAK UP 2730

Those that live by the mortuary are not afraid of late night knockings.
SPEAK UP 2731

Those that stay close to federal roads are not afraid of sirens.
SPEAK UP 2732

Those that befriend slay queens are not afraid of STDs.
SPEAK UP 2733

You cannot befriend a Nigerian politician & still be talking about corruption.
SPEAK UP 2734

Until Uncle Mark humbles you on Facebook, you will not know what life is on the blue App.
SPEAK UP 2735

Now I know those who are waiting for BUBU to leave office before PLUGGING are truly wise.
SPEAK UP 2736

Cum inside, I love it when you cum inside.
Last last, only the man will suffer for the upbringing of the child/children.
SPEAK UP 2737

Cum inside only when you're fully ready as a guy/man.
SPEAK UP 2738

Bankers will resume at 6.50am & start work at 10am Fridays. Between 7 to 9.59am, what do they do inside the banking hall?
SPEAK UP 2739

A post that received 1K comments in less than 20 minutes must be a controversial post. TRUE or FALSE?
SPEAK UP 2740

This APC monkey posted trash. I responded with trash raised to power 3. Dude resorted to abuse. I told him am not his mate in any area and facet of life. Dude blocked me. I moved on. A week later, he unblocked me & sent me a request. I inbox him to redirect that request to his father. Case closed. We cannot be taking nons*nse all the time all in the name of tolerance.
SPEAK UP 2741

MAN 1: I am professor Idiami.
MAN 2: An academic professor, or an INEC professor?
SPEAK UP 2742

Don't keep any grudges against anyone cos of the just concluded elections. Life goes on.
SPEAK UP 2701

After your betrayal, you still expect him to follow your ways. Humans.
SPEAK UP 2702

Is there something like sorrowful winning? I am not seeing the celebration & jubilation from the BATists.
SPEAK UP 2703

If Vice chancellors can be this callous, what's the hope of students?
SPEAK UP 2704

The presidential election is over. Have you moved on?
SPEAK UP 2705

Vengeance belongs to God. But, response to any idi*t on social media belongs to me. But, sometimes, I choose Silence.
SPEAK UP 2706

Cynthia: Did you cum inside of me on January 1st?
John: I can't answer your question now, Nigeria is mourning.
SPEAK UP 2707

From 4th position, Hope Uzodimma became the governor of IMO State

All that is needed is just good evidence before the court

I will not bore you with long writeups

Those asking the chances of victory for Peter Obi who came 3rd in the presidential elections at the court

Take a look at below summary

Hope Uzodinma, the governor-elect who finished fourth

Governor of Imo State
Uzodimma later challenged the victory of Ihedioha up to the Supreme Court. On 14 January 2020, the Supreme Court declared Uzodimma, the duly elected Governor of Imo State

On 14 January 2020, the Supreme Court declared Uzodimma, the duly elected Governor of Imo State. The court held that results from 388 polling units were wrongly excluded from votes ascribed to Uzodimma and the APC in Imo adding that the first appellant Uzodimma holds the majority of lawful votes cast.

Peter Obi took his mandate back from the PDP 3 good times in Anambra. He will take this one back from the APC in due time.

OBIdients lay low for now

Let the Court handle the rest.

SPEAK UP 2708

Interviewer: Are you a sincere person?
Interviewee: Yes. That's why in my heart, I have concluded that you're a mistake for putting on a T-shirt with INEC on it.
SPEAK UP 2709

I just pray INEC don't deactivate their account
with the current way they are deleting their posts.
SPEAK UP 2710

Know This And Know Peace:
1. If you are not comfortable with a particular course result, you apply for remark.
2. If you're not comfortable with any election results, you go to Court with your evidence.
3. If you're not satisfied with his first round, you do everything possible to get the second, third or fourth rounds.
4. If anyone is a bone in your throat on social media, you block or unfriend him/her.
5. If your life is not going the way you wanted, you take a U-turn or take critical decisions.
SPEAK UP 2711

MAN: I am talking and you have the effrontery to frown your little bre*st (B) at me? Damn. I will not take this.
GIRL: Calm down. The only part of the human body that can be frown is the face. No one can frown the B
MAN: Come on, let's go inside, let me show you that you just frown your B before me.
GIRL: Oga, na trap. I no do today.😀
SPEAK UP 2712

People who live around these areas get distracted so much:
1. Churches
2. Mosques
3. Hotels/Ashawo quarters
4. Bars
So don't blame them when they misbehave in public.
SPEAK UP 2713

If they are not filled with your presence
Starve them with your absence.
SPEAK UP 2714

In Nigeria, is a routine for women not to be in the mood. But, when the Husband says he is not in the mood, Hell will break loose.
SPEAK UP 2715

In Nigeria, it's not a crime for a Vice Chancellor of a University to be part of those rigging elections.
SPEAK UP 2716

Just for fun. Mention any Nigerian Artiste you think might not win the Grammy award.
SPEAK UP 2652

When a man wants to scam a woman, You will hear things like
SPEAK UP 2653

When a woman wants to scam a man, you hear things like
SPEAK UP 2654

Forget about the charges, POS operators & filling station attendants have saved more lives than the federal government of Nigeria. Argue with your ancestors.
SPEAK UP 2655

POS operators & gas Station attendants should be considerate this period. They should not exploit people cos of the scarcity of cash.
The banks should not be unfortunate. How would you keep your customers for over 6 good hours & pay him only 2K over the counter? Someone that spent over 1k as Transport fare to get to your banking premises.
SPEAK UP 2656

How to know if a boy has become a man.
SPEAK UP 2657

How to know if a girl has become a woman.
SPEAK UP 2658

If you can show me a Nigerian politician that is honest, I can show you a prostitute who is still a virgin.
SPEAK UP 2659

Facts about marriage committee
Why most people cannot do without it
SPEAK UP 2660

If you have one wife, don't lend money to a man who is married to 3 wives.
SPEAK UP 2661

As you are busy insulting one another because of Naija politicians, remember when they would settle, you will not be there.
SPEAK UP 2662

If not for cashless policy, which Nigerian girl will pray for you for giving her 5k cash?
SPEAK UP 2663

If you don't respect business, please, respect the money that comes from it.
If you invited a couple & the man or woman is able to make it to your occasion, be grateful.
You don't expect both of them to abandon their businesses and come for your function, when you don't honour people's invitation.
Let's respect ourselves to avoid stories that touch.
SPEAK UP 2664

How many wealthy men have you seen queuing to withdraw 5k from ATM & 10k or 2k over the counter since the scarcity of the naira?
Last last, na the common man dey always suffer for any policy for Naija.
SPEAK UP 2665

What's maturity, to you?
SPEAK UP 2666

In most weddings, why do men dress very well & women exposed their sensitive parts?
SPEAK UP 2667

You can die before your time if you're always taking things too seriously on social media.
SPEAK UP 2668

With the situations & circumstances in Nigeria currently, please, don't pi ss anybody off. People are managing anger already.
SPEAK UP 2669

If you want something, go for it. Make necessary sacrifices. Stop blaming village people all the time.
SPEAK UP 2670

Truth be told, if everybody should talk about their problems, there would be no space for humour.
SPEAK UP 2671

Did you still remember
CBN governor failed APC primaries?
SPEAK UP 2672

Just face your fears! Keep the complaints.
SPEAK UP 2673

Those who went to CBN, Portharcourt, since 11am are not yet back. They said the process is very slow.
SPEAK UP 2674

Some went to CBN, Portharcourt, at 11a.m & came home at 11.10pm yesterday. They were not attended to. They were asked to come back today. Those who went back, CBN is giving them directives to go to banks to deposit anything below 500K with special reference from them. Some banks might not even respect the decision of CBN, the same way CBN didn't respect Supreme Court. Are we normal in this country?
SPEAK UP 2675

In Nigeria, we shift deadlines more than pants.
SPEAK UP 2676

It's not by strength or by hustle. But, you MUST hustle very well.
SPEAK UP 2677

Up until now, some are still doubting the deposits of the old notes. Visit the CBN'S website & generate your reference no. Take the printout to your bank & do your deposits as long as it's less than 500K, but if it's more than 500K, take it to CBN. Banks were opened today (Saturday). They will still open tomorrow from 10am to 2pm. Keep doubting.
SPEAK UP 2678

When you make it in life, those who have never believed in you will like to associate with you.
SPEAK UP 2679

Sometimes, just a sigh of relief is enough. Naija is a terrible place to live.
SPEAK UP 2680

Dear Lord God
If not for anything, please, for the sake of our sufferings, pains, agonies, backwardness, wretchedness as Nigerians, make PETER OBI the next president in this February elections.
We are tired.
We are sick.
We are frustrated.
We are sad.
Suicide is not an option.
Make Nigerians proud again.
Let our PVCs be used very well. Let our votes count this time around.
Anyone who wants to bring pains and frustrations on Nigerians during and after this elections, change him for good, but, if he/she insists, TAKE his/her life. You have the power to do more than enough.
God bless Nigeria.
God bless Peter Obi.
God bless You.
SPEAK UP 2681

Every phase has a reason! Stop the complaints. Don't lose hope.
SPEAK UP 2682

People must talk about you. The truth & the lies are all part of it.
SPEAK UP 2683

With the new naira redesign policy, I guess CBN website is now among the most visited sites in Nigeria.
SPEAK UP 2684

Elders Forum
Is a name of a bar in Diobu axis of Portharcourt. Maybe, naming is our problem in Naija.
SPEAK UP 2685

So many are tired. Some are frustrated. Some are weak as we speak.
SPEAK UP 2686

There is hunger & starvation in the land.
Remember those behind the Lekki Toll Gate massacre.
Remember how they hoarded your paliatives.
Remember how they sold industries like peanuts.
You have money in your bank account, but, it's almost as useless as a piece of paper.
Remember Moslem- Moslem ticket.
Remember this cashless policy is not really affecting the wealthy icons, who beckon on managers to bring them cash in their homes.
Remember the hardship you have been through for the past 8 years.
Remember your children (born & unborn).
Vote your conscience on Saturday.
SPEAK UP 2687

In all you do, try & be positive in your utterances. There is power in the tongue.
SPEAK UP 2688

Take all your anger to the polling units tomorrow (25.02.2023) & vote your conscience.
SPEAK UP 2689

Be vigilant. Be proactive. Be wise. Vote your conscience Today.
SPEAK UP 2690

Whether he wins or loses,
Peter Obi is our man of the year!
Without structure, he took Labour Party (LP) to limelight. God bless him.
SPEAK UP 2691

Some Nigerians provided their ink pads, generators, food, water etc to make sure the elections were smooth. INEC is a constant excuse giver year in, year out. The electorate are the MVPs, not INEC.
SPEAK UP 2692

He has no structure! Yet he is keeping them with their structures on their toes.
SPEAK UP 2693

If only they knew they were pushing you to your next level.
SPEAK UP 2694

OBI defeated Tinubu in Lagos State.
SPEAK UP 2695

3 days after elections!
If the BVAs & electronic transmission of results were in place as the INEC chairman had told us, by now we would have seen the results even in INEC portal with the IReV tech.
"...Consequently, N305 billion was approved for the conduct of the 2023 general elections by the National Assembly."
INEC, the BVAs & electronic transmission of results were just paper works that never materialize. Tax payers money gone down the drain just like that.
SPEAK UP 2696

Eat & do the do very well. Nigeria is a theatre.
SPEAK UP 2697

FATHER & SON
Few Years From Now

SON
Dad, you promised me during dinner that you were going to tell me about 2023 presidential elections.

FATHER
Yes. I always keep to my promise. I am not MANHOOD!

SON
Dad, please, who is Manhood?

FATHER
He is the theme of this discussion. He was the INEC chairman. His full name was Professor Mahmood Yakubu. But, out of anger, Nigerians changed it to Manhood.
They approved 305 billion naira for him, yet he failed Nigerians woefully. He promised us that elections were going to be free, transparent and fair. He told us how he used 117 billion naira for technology for the elections. The BVAs he said were going to transmit the election results in real times were not used. 3 good days after the elections, results were not announced. They were busy collating results manually in FCT.
Nigeria became the headquarters of conferences. Opposition Party Agents held their conference and asked INEC to stop the collation process at the National collation centre, Abuja. Thereafter, APC presidential council held their conference as well and mandated INEC to continue the manual process despite the billions spent on the BVAs and other things.
Manhood frustrated the good efforts of the Youths who came out in multitude to vote their preferred candidate, Peter Obi.
Tinubu, who was older than my grandfather, was just forcing himself on Nigerians.

SON
And the Youths allowed him to have his way as their president?

FATHER
I will wrap up the story later, let me attend to your mother in the Kitchen.

SPEAK UP 2698

Determined people don't dish out excuses unnecessarily, they moved.
SPEAK UP 2699

In all you do, be wise & safe. The dead cannot tell any story.
SPEAK UP 2700

[quote author=Pengician post=120893916]

Some banks are no longer waiting for the Supreme court judgement on the 15th...

[quote author=Pengician post=120818662][/quote]

Who is richer and more famous?

Parachoko:
Stanbic Bank wey I dey even think say get sense sef nah rubbish

Which better bank com dey nigeria like this🤔🤔

I wonder ooo
😀😄😁

[quote author=Pengician post=120784384][/quote]

Stanbic IBTC got over 45 harsh words from angry Nigerians for their latest post on the old notes deadline.

See some of the responses

dre11:
https://dailytrust.com/cbn-to-withdraw-pos-operators-license-over-high-charges/

If we are to depend only on banks, do you know how many people would have died of hunger?

CBN is not being reasonable.

They should make the new notes available to banks and they should monitor to see if the branch managers are selling out the cash or not.

EcoBrick:
https://punchng.com/new-naira-imf-advises-cbn-to-extend-february-10-deadline/

CBN should not extend anything.

The last Extension did not do us any good.

It should not be extended.

Let this phase go away.

The best Teacher on Earth is LIFE. Still don't take life too seriously.
SPEAK UP 2629

Things that are like 5&6
1. Burna Boy & Black signet.
2. Don Goodnews & SPEAK UP
3. BUHARI & unawareness
4. Nigeria & corruption
Add yours.
SPEAK UP 2630

If you still remember "The head of John the Baptist" use a minimum of 2minutes to fear women daily.
SPEAK UP 2631

Delilah! You remember her? save a minimum of 3minutes to fear women each day.
SPEAK UP 2632

Under comment section,
"I am copying this post" is not a right to remove the poster's name. Adding the name of the post owner at the top or bottom, is the right way to go about it. Others might ignorantly think you are the owner of such post. Desist from stealing posts. Use your head. The post owner used his/her head. Your head is not block head. Use it. If you can use it to steal posts to entertain people on your wall or in groups, please, learn to use it to create posts. Just think about the many problems of Nigeria. You must have something to post from your head.
Disadvantages of stealing posts:
1. Those who are wide read will see you as an idi*t.
2. They will stop taking you seriously.
3. You become a shadow of yourself.
4. You earn more block from angry icons.
5. You become a big time fool who thinks he is an entertainer on social media.
6. You can hardly imagine things to post.
7. You become very useless like semen in a used cond*m left in the sun for like 3 days.
8. You will receive public disgrace from the small and mighty on-line.
Don't be a plagiarist! Plagiarism is a crime. Every post on Facebook has a link. The link is the copyright.
SPEAK UP 2633

Fuel!
Cash!
PVC!
Which is your ultimate now?
SPEAK UP 2634

A POS operator dating a pump attendant this period is bae.
SPEAK UP 2635

For my experiences thus far as a married man with one wife, I make bold to state the following to those intending to marry:
1. Knack very well before you marry. Don't be an idi*t like me who never shifted many goal posts before getting married. You will not know the reason as a bachelor now.
2. 90% of women place priority over their families before you the partner.
3. When you get married, your expenses will not be times two, but, it will multiply by 4. That's 4 good times of your current expenditure as a bachelor.
4. When you get married, so many things you feel you cannot do, you will be doing them. This is not a curse. That's just the way it is.
5. 78% of women don't like touching their money, no matter how much they earn. Your money is our money. That mantra alone will make most of them not to even buy something of 2k for themselves.
6. Your wife will fall into any of the category:
A. You can shift as many goal posts as you like, but, be careful, don't bring disease & any baby from outside.
B. Don't let me catch you cheating. Else, you or that lady will see fire.
C. As long as you care & provide for me, you can do whatever you like.
7. Make sure you don't have only one source of income, no matter what.
8. Treat your wife very well.
9. 60% of what your religious marriage counselors will teach you during your 'marriage class' are just exaggeration. You will get to find out when you are more than a year in marriage.
10. Those people who don't have good plans for you, don't let them frequent your house.
They are just my views. Your views might be direct opposite of mine. Views make the world go round.
SPEAK UP 2636

Back then when MI, Waje & others came to performed in Portharcourt at the premises of Silverbird Cinemas around Mile 1 flyover. It got to a point that MI & Waje performed a particular track together. I can't recall the track now. Tears almost skipped from my eyes. I was like, when will I have someone to call my own? Years after, I never knew I would get married even before MI & Waje. Of course, MI got married to another lady, and not Waje. What if the rumour of their dating was not even verified?
This post got no lesson, just go and verify:
1. If Silverbird Cinemas was actually in that area sometime ago in Portharcourt.
2. If Waje & MI were rumoured to have dated.
3. If you truly love good music.
SPEAK UP 2637

If you don't treat him/her well, others are waiting to put in their best.
SPEAK UP 2638

Any little misunderstanding, you will go to the couch to sleep for days. You make s*x look like one big deal.
From Today henceforth, anyday you leave our matrimonial bed to sleep on the couch for a night or two for any misunderstanding whatsoever, You will see the other side of me.
You can go and tell that your friend you relate everything about your marital life with. If you have sense, you will know she's still single, and she will not give you any good advice in your marriage because she is 5 years older than you.
I know I can never lay my hands on you.
But, I have told you what I have to say.
JO told his wife.
SPEAK UP 2639

Are you extremely angry or excited? Don't take any major decision. Cool off a bit.
SPEAK UP 2640

Because I no too hold, almost everybody dey take me play. Imagine ashawo dey ask me what can you offer?
SPEAK UP 2641

When I had no beard, I thought people with Paunch (Potbelly) were all wealthy. I never knew it's a sign of indiscipline.
SPEAK UP 2642

Don't underestimate the power of tolerance & forgiveness.
SPEAK UP 2643

Anytime any SPEAK UP inspiration hits me, I quickly jot it down to avoid stories that touch.
SPEAK UP 2644

In this life:
1. Some will discourage you, while others will encourage you.
2. Some will dump you, others will pick you up like calls.
3. Some will not send you, others will send you like texts.
4. Some will tarnish your image with lies, others will beautify your existence with the truth.
SPEAK UP 2645

I saw what you did with Cynthia yesterday around Eleme area.
Please, below is my account details. Pay me what you owed me in 2020, else, I will tell your wife.
Less than 4 hours, the money arrived.
Is this wisdom or emotional blackmail?
SPEAK UP 2646

When you don't see me as frequent as before, I don't owe you an explanation as long as we are not business partners.
SPEAK UP 2647

Up until now, none of your self-acclaimed prophet has been able to tell us who will win the Presidential election. How many votes he will scored.
After elections, they will edit videos & update rubbish.
Thunder will fire anyone that wants to play with our intellect immediately after the results of the elections.
SPEAK UP 2648

10 hours rain nonstop worldwide cannot wipe out 80% of the human race. But, 10 hours uninterrupted earthquake worldwide can wipe out 80% of the population of the world. TRUE or FALSE?
SPEAK UP 2649

At Fidelity, UNIPORT today: 10k with terrible N100 notes or 2k with the new notes, over the counter. We shall overcome soonest.
SPEAK UP 2650

Stealing people's posts doesn't mean you're smart. It means you have a block head & you cannot think of anything to post.
SPEAK UP 2651

Shapeaso:
Hi guys! This is my first thread. So i need only sincere advice. There is this young girl in my neighborhood. She seduced me in different ocassions. I never bothered to have a rethink of her actions because i see her as a minor. One day, she boldly walked up to me and told me that she's inlove with me. I'm still confused. So house, is it normal to date her?

No. That's child abuse.

KdeeHub:
It's been 2 years since John finished NYSC. Allawee had stopped coming in, his plan was to land a high paying job immediately after NYSC unfortunately, life has thrown him lemon but he can't make lemonades. Depression and frustration could be seen boldly written on his face. He is the definition of an "Angry Young Man"

Congratulations on your deployment to your various states and congratulations to the Batch A's who are having their PoP soon. One certain thing is that a large number of the Corp Members after finishing NYSC will black out not knowing what next

The new Corp members will plan to save their allawee but for many, it is their allawee that will save them.

If you must survive immediately after NYSC, have a skill; not just a skill but a digital skill.

If had the opportunity to learn a high income digital skill today for free which would you learn?

Add yours in the comment box!

After NYSC, calm down and plan your life if you don't have a good plan already.
Get to action. Don't be moved by words, let actions move you.
Hustle like your existence depends on hustle.

Lionmachala:
5/10😅🤭🇳🇬

At least, it's a pass mark.

Shapeaso:
Wow!! Cool gists.

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Breaking news!
Man who borrowed money from the wife to give to his side chic has been caught.
SPEAK UP 2614

The sensitive details you make about yourself on social media have a way of exposing you for good or for evil.
SPEAK UP 2615

The maximum withdrawal at Sterling Bank, UPTH today is 1K.
While Fidelity, Abuja campus, Portharcourt, is 2K.
SPEAK UP 2616

On social media, most times car owners don't have a say on cars. But, you see most members of the Trekkers Association of Nigeria (TAN)? They have over 50 different cars they have snapped & uploaded on social media.
SPEAK UP 2617

On social media, most squatters act like landlords.
SPEAK UP 2618

Never frustrate the genuine efforts of anyone. Tomorrow is still pregnant.
SPEAK UP 2619

Tomorrow is pregnant. When will aunty Tomorrow give birth? I have been hearing about her pregnancy for years now.
SPEAK UP 2620

Be sincere, between your partner & money, which do you love the most?
SPEAK UP 2621

Stop telling everybody your story. The lady I told my story yesterday almost GAVE it to me out of sympathy.
SPEAK UP 2622

You're indebted to your Landlord & you still have the effrontery to woo his side chic.
SPEAK UP 2623

If your childhood & adolescent were in:
Ekpan, Warri;
Mile 1, 2, 3, Portharcourt;
Ajegunle, Lagos
Please, don't take it personal when people asked you to turn a new leaf.
SPEAK UP 2624

No single country on earth can go to war with Russia & not be defected under PUTTIN. Forget getting support from allies. A man once told his peace loving child.
SPEAK UP 2625

In those days POS operators will wake up to make money. Now they wake up to hustle for money in order to make Money.
SPEAK UP 2626

As you put your family ahead of your partner, when the marriage will hit the rock, your family will not marry you.
SPEAK UP 2627

When it's all rosy, no negative updates. But, if it hits the rock, you will read stuffs like:
1. He is a half second man.
2. He is stingy.
3. He is too broke.
May thunder not fire you and your generation.
SPEAK UP 2628

What's your experience thus far?

I was at Sterling Bank, UPTH, Portharcourt earlier in the morning hours. Over the counter, they were paying N1,000 (1k). What can one thousand do for a married man?

I went to the ATM section, it was crowded. None of the 6 machines were paying.

They crowded the ATMs because a security man said within 2 to 3 hours, they were going to be loaded with the new notes.

I left for Fidelity bank, Abuja campus, UNIPORT, Portharcourt.
One single machine was paying. I joined the queue. Before it could get to my turn, the cash was exhausted. It did pay the new notes though. Maximum of 20K for Fidelity bank ATMs, while 5K for other banks. Another machine was loaded, it paid less than 10 customers and the cash was exhausted.

I returned back to Sterling bank. The queue was more than 150 persons already.
I stood for over an hour. The heat of the sun was just too terrible. At a time, I asked myself if the distance from where I was to HELL was up to a mile?

I learnt CBN has directed banks to be paying customers with the new notes, with a restriction of 20K as the maximum daily withdrawal.

I believe when we over come this by February 10, 2023, we will all learn how to manage what we have. I hope this will make the naira to truly appreciate?

quentin06:
Please leave your chair go out to the banks and see what is happening, crowds of people at ATMS with no cash, people stressed unnecessarily as if they re begging for handouts for their own money.

Its pathetic, anyone supporting this wicked act is an enemy of state. Yesterday a woman was caught selling the new currency , 10k for 11k, for every 10k she gets 1k, if you want to withdraw 10k you pay a charge of 1k instead of N200 naira, how did she get the mint notes.

One useless potbellied bank manager must have been serviced by her, you are hear supporting corruption, damn you.

Holy Moses 😄

Pengician:
https://www.blueprint.ng/cbn-directs-banks-to-pay-n100-n50-others/

Is well.

EzegeNdiigbo:
no be lie

Is well.

We shall overcome.

Between a runs girl & a runs boy, who makes the highest money in Nigeria? SPEAK UP 2600 - SPEAK UP 2613

To be a good Admin on Facebook:
1. Be ready to give it back to back to morons in countless folds in terms of gbasgbos.
2. Wear a heavy coat of swallowing your pride.
3. Over look some idi*ts at times.
4. Flush out fake accounts that usually spam the group and comment rubbish all in the name of adverts.
SPEAK UP 2600

The heaven you dream of, is what others are living here on Earth. Get it or forget about it.
SPEAK UP 2601

Whether dead or alive, they must talk about you! You can choose to reply or ignore.
SPEAK UP 2602

Lady: David you're not in your cubicle, I want to do transaction.
Man: I am at home today. Don't worry, tomorrow you can come to the shop. They have extended the deadline till 10th of next month.
Lady: Wow! But, I don't trust the CBN governor. He might wake up and say the Tuesday deadline still stands. Please, am coming to the house to do it.
Man: Don't come to my house.
Lady: Why?
Man: I don't want to hear that I shifted someone's pant.
Lady: You're very funny. I am coming.
Man: I said don't come. Are you mad or something? Do I look like a comedian to you? Don't come. See you at my cubicle tomorrow.
SPEAK UP 2603

Life is not that hard!
A short story.
Know when to say yes or no.
SPEAK UP 2604

Our parents exaggerated so many things to us.
I can't wait to start telling my children about the worst president Nigeria ever had. I will tell them it got to a point that we couldn't cooked noodles with suya.
SPEAK UP 2605

Who asked you to believe what I post?
SPEAK UP 2606

Thank goodness the longest month is coming to an end today.
SPEAK UP 2607

I don't want your money. I want you. I don't need your money. I need you.
Just 3days after the DO, you're asking for urgent 30K from Okon. Sarah why?
SPEAK UP 2608

Don't settle issues in the other room. Say sorry & be forgiven.
SPEAK UP 2609

Between a runs girl & a runs boy, who makes the highest money in Nigeria?
SPEAK UP 2610

Whoever thought there would be a day Banks cannot afford to settle customers in terms of withdrawals in Naija?
SPEAK UP 2611

Banks have been instructed not to pay the old notes by CBN.
Some are still paying with the old notes on a coded basis.
Some have the new notes, but, 'big men' have collected it all.
ATMs are not paying.
They are scared to load their machines with the old notes.
Some Persons have deposited their old notes.
Some banks are paying the maximum of five thousand (5k) in N100, N50, N20, N10 denominations.
Hardship is rooming the streets.
Elections are by the corners.
Vote buying might not survive 100% this time around.
Humility is creeping into even the pompous icons in the society now.
The agony will continue till the deadline (10/02/2023)
When everyone might have deposited their old notes
CBN will unleash their dragon
The cashless economy we dread will kickstart before the elections
We have no other option, but, to welcome it with our full chests.
The CBN governor is stronger than all the 36 states governor put together.
You must adapt whether you like it or not.
We are watching.
The world is watching.
SPEAK UP 2612

I don't want your money. I want you. I don't need your money. I need you.
Just 3days after the DO, you're asking for urgent 30K from Okon. Sarah why?
SPEAK UP 2613

Silentgroper:
Sounds like he's on perc to me..



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