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Cringe worthy stories

These officers may have been close to the highest level of the decision making apparatus of the shamed Jonathan govt. The move is possibly an attempt to keep the outgone admin from having access to sensitive information regarding the inner workings of the new govt.

If this is the case then Jonathan and his corrupt ministers should be ready for an all out offensive.

ElFenomeno1:
It baffles me as to why we don't have bloody employment laws in this country.... employees are getting shafted left right and centre, and vice versa for employers.
Till we sort out the employment sector and mop up the mess plus implement the laws, shi...t will remain the same!

Employment laws or not, some are born to complain. They are narrow minded and never see the big picture.If as an employer u have the misfortune of employing one of them, better to correct your mistake bf they infect the others.

Marilyn Ogar became Jonathan's Abobaku.

Diezani is a shameless thief. You did not initiate the fraudulent process but you perpetuated it while in office. Her argument is rude, full of loopholes and foul language. The diplomat should ignore it. Diezani is our problem not his.

Before Buhari considers any probe he has to set up special courts to try people like Diezani bc they are prepared to abuse and ridicule the Nigerian legal system.

Anyone looking to decamp from PDP should be required to have a fitness evaluation.

Xxpress:
See Glo, they are just too stingy. Bonus, them no give, beta salary, they no fit pay

If they give all the money to workers , where will they get enough to pay Dbanj and other Nigerian stars bringing in business?

Until this governor begin to walk the streets naked people won't know he is mad. Slowly but surely he is getting there.

it's a pity that a state that is as enlightened as Ekiti is governed by an attention craving lunatic.

cap28:
Mike did the time in prison and paid his dues to society he is now trying to get his life back on track, you live in a country full of ra.pists, murderers and ritualists who will never be caught let alone tried and convicted so why are you worried about his criminal history?

Judgemental turds like you will never achieve one zillionth what Tyson achieved during his professional career so shut your trap.

Arse wipes like you know how to open your big mouths behind the safety of a computer screen but would sh..it themselves in his presence.

You need the type of beating he gave Frank Bruno in this 1996 match perhaps that will keep you quiet:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzibyYbAwg4

Hmmn. Sounds like a wannabe rapist.

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Is she aware he is a convicted rapist. I mean a registered sex offender. Where is her husband? She is obviously taking her eyes off track. Little wonder she hasnt been doing well lately.

There can only be one thing in the mind of a guy like Mike Tyson when he is in the company of a pretty woman. How to feck her.

Some woman!!!

So the one she had this morning doesnt count? For all these lying babes, there is a device now that can be used to measure the vajaina and be able to tell correctly when she last had sex.

Lamorde is clearly compromised. Little wonder he has done little or nothing since he assumed EFCC chair. He has abandoned his job of cleansing the public office space to chasing after school boys doing yahoo scam. This shows he is not only incompetent like Jonathan but hopelessly corrupt.

He fought corruption? What exactly was his strategy? Overwhelm Nigerians with extra ordinary act of one corrupt scandal per day policy? Inorder words desensitize us to corruption so that ordinary Nigerians will stop seeing it as a crime. Infact not only ordinary Nigerians put the professed conscience of the people and the voice of the voiceless like Femi Falana. To that extent Jonathan succeeded.

Maamin:
Neither are you any way better than those who play them and get away, but the point is that the way some girls cheat on a sincere guy with clean intentions to work her down the isle is extremely back-stabbing.

But if you cant call a girl you want to marry yours..how sure are you that the very one you got married to is yours?

At least I had the humility to accept she wasnt mine until I married her. For those who choose to die of hypertension over single girls very little anyone can do. A lot of people are in jail, their lives condemned acting on this fantasy.

You have to accept that my morals is not what is at issue here but your stupidity in arrogantly appropriating what doesn't belong to you.

Maamin:
Naija girls don't just cheat. They cheat mercilessly. The kinda cheating that when U find out, U have no choice but to join the church choir.



Happy sunday!

You date a girl and possibly sleep with her a few times doesnt make her yours. If you love her enough and you are man enough to stake your claim, you know what to do-marry her. Until then she is a legitimate target to me and any other guy ready and willing to appreciate her while you whine. Infact, I like to recruit girls for my pleasure sometimes not bc I need them but to proove a point to people like you always in the background. She is not your girl, period.

Whaow. This is scary.

These were the people who held Jonathan hostage for 6yrs in Aso Rock. Which was why he couldnt do anything.

What an absurd if not crazy charge. I think Mr neighbor went all the way and raped the poor girl. We get to see irrational charges like this when a policeman has taken bribe but still has to go ahead with the case. No state prosecutor will file a charge like this.

Jonathan and Mama Piss skipped town when they heard Buhari was holding a rally of PDP decampees in Yenagoa. They may now come back.

All that area between SSW and SSE

baralatie:
sex does not even cut it!
it is waaay beyond sex mentality!

Like....

baralatie:
is that the only thing in you"sex"

Even a blind person can see that that is at the root of what is going on. Therefore, I expect you to see through your blindfold.

The lesson from Anita and Chris is that no matter how much fame and wealth marriage brings a woman, if she is deprived of sex, divorce is invevitable. I would say she tried a lot. The poor woman was dumped in London for almost 2 decades while husband frolicked in Lagos.

Go on girl, get your life back. A woman without conscience would have looked for 'ways and means'. Apparently Anita likes to practice what she preaches. She is still young and pretty.

Considering the kind of money they pay themselves, NNPC workers should resume at 4am.

Dont they monitor Nairaland too? Yeye people

I understand something similar may be coming up soon in the ancient city of Benin, the King being very old. The Binis are a stickler for tradition. It is said they tend to prefer Igbos more than any other for these rites.

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She seems to be telling Rochas, you are a better man than I have got. Oshiomole will be wondering where on earth his agents got this woman.

The arrested females can wait for police station officers' own initiation.

It looks like a hotel room to me (without the TV). That should take a half dozen governors to the delight of Amnesty international

Pennywise:
D banj- musician and part time gigolo. The girl will be silly to attach any meaning to those meaningless words. She should stay with her man.

correction:

D Bank- Part time musician, full time Google ......