₦airaland Forum

ogorkojo:
Yeah na. Strictly Nigerian, if it's anything to go by.

Anyway, just take it easy. Too much of everything is bad.

@Op,
Every corrupt thief with access to the treasury and the NNPC must think so.

ogorkojo:
Dialum indum is d botanical name

Babe u know book ooo. Are u sure you are Nigerian?

Yes we can mint their currency for them so we get to keep some.

APC still doesn't get it. Nigerians are tired of first ladies.

Boss13:
A nice one. I had a good laugh. I must confess that I admire APC campaign team. Truly they think and make the ordinary look extra ordinary. I just hope if they win, we won't regret having them. Comparing it with PDP dollarization campaign a.k.a share the money, you see an insincere administration bent of sending the masses to early grave through poverty.

PDP campaign has led to an acute shortage of dollars in the black market. This election will be their worst investment ever. The good thing is that it is becoming apparent to some of them except Patience and Jonathan. By the time they look back, everyone is long gone.

@OP,
How can you leave out Kaduna and Kano. There are still some die hard PDP members holding out there.

Maybe not. Neither will a PHD holder without dissertation.

I am sure she already has her own PVC

Goodluck has sacrificed another of his own.

When he eventually decides its the turn of loquacious Ruben Abati, I hope the journalist turned presidential mouthpiece takes it like a man.

pekeyim:
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diezani_Alison-Madueke


Kids on Nairaland please educate yourselves, read. It won't kill you.



Btw your entire generation put together will not reach where only this woman has reached.

Certainly. Not In all things corrupt.

But there is little to envy in a woman who came from the US with a dodgy architecture degree in an unrated institution. It is on record that the owner of her certificate is a male and dates of graduation inconsistent . She grabs a shell job on arriving Nigeria, pushed pen and paper for a few years and becomes minister. All these are in public domain.

She is indeed exceptionally lucky. The unfortunate one is you who collects N500 per post while Nigeria burns. You have sold your life and that of your children into eternal slavery.

I have no wish to swear at you sir, bc if I do u will take it to your grave.

Obasanjo would have been such a wonderful president and leader if his self preservation and cowardice Had not got the better of him.

He still sees the ghost of Boko haram even after giving them 100m naira to share for the 'unjust' killing of their leader.

He thinks of himself as their ultimate prize esp with this new Alliance with ISIS.

He is entitled to his paranoia we all have reason to be afraid from time to time but he must not mislead the nation about the evil intention of this murderous organization.

10 car convoy. Can Buhari control this woman? She is doing exactly what her husband speaks against.

Aisha Buhari, I will vote for your husband but don't be a nuisance. We have had enough of your type already

Forwetinnah:
Everything is not about toto you hear?? The woman get brain, a man's relationship with a woman isn't centered on just se:X alone, mama soured mouth.

Diezani get brain? For where? Between her legs?

It's no use. Diezani is the one who knows where all the bodies are buried. She might even be the one requesting to be shuffled out before the new govt of Buhari. They are all going to jail. Too much damage already.

KwoiZabo:
1 ward chairman out of over 400 wards in the state. APC are jokers

If PDP has half of that number in Edo state , they will be talking from the state House, not beer parlor.

LadyGuinivere:
@broda shinejackie why na? But u sabi the peace when we de take live for this we nairaland compound? You should have just allowed this dialogue to die cos its truly pointless. Keep up the good work mehn and keep on smiling

@pennywise, the truth is (maybe you misunderstood shinejackie's comment), previous denials, your brother's fat bank account and all the other gbo gbo e you mentioned will not stop the embassy from giving him the visa. The deciding factor is, whether they think u will retuen. Then of course, the bank account /income is considered Amongst other factors.
November last year, my husband got a tourist visa and he filled 150k as salary. Purpose of trip? Vacation with wife (yeee lucky me! ) My point? U don't have to be loaded or going for a conference to get a visa. In fact folks on this thread going for conferences have been bounced steady.
Cheers !

Thank you lady. I am happy to hear things like these are happening. Aspiring tourists visiting the US will be pleased. A little while back, things were very different. 10years ago the profile of one you just described will most certainly be denied visa unless of course he worked with a multinational. At that time, people queued at the embassy in the rain at 2am for a visa they most certainly wont get. Which makes you want to say thank God for terrorism and suicide bombers.

shinejackie:
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l disagree, if na so, sit down for your country, dem no beg u to go America....

I have an unending optimism in the abilities of the human spirit. No one is completely useless, even you. Having said that you will agree with me it serves no one any use carrying further with this dialogue. RIP.

shinejackie:
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Park well jare, l repeat US does not give a fcvk to ur bigmanism, ur bigmanism ends in ur pocket,maybe na this attitude u carry go US embassy, u think they give a hoot about your profile, abeg park well jare.........egbon ko, aburo ni..........

In due course when every Nigerian has a job and we get the financial freedom we seek, countries like America will have no need to impose visa restrictions on us.

We will look back at individual experiences (including those of brothers whose only contribution was to 'pull them down' ) and simply laugh it off. Meanwhile America's loss will be other country 's gain. The best of what you think America has, you will see in other countries. In fact you probably already have. Lol.

An American visa becomes no more than another colorful page on your busy passport, but one that is desirable nonetheless.

shinejackie:
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Nothing like hoodwink the VO,conference is not the only route to to the US, you/him can book a hotel and use that as his contact point and call it a family vacation, list/know the places of interest that you/Egbon like to visit, US does not give a fvck to your ""bigmanism"", meet their requirements, dont sound a desperado about the visa, go with all the necessary documents, although, they rarely ask,maintain good eye contact during your interview, relax and answer there questions in a polite manner, collect ur visa and come share the testimony here.............lobatan.....

My dear friend thank you for your counsel. If I am the one seeking visa and not Egbon I will let you know. And if you cannot give an honest answer without being arrogant, I have no use for it. In your language Fvck it.

Secondly, you may be ignorant of what is implied in a compulsory visa requirement on a healthy person from Nigeria who pose no terror threat- you are a potential economic liability or economic fraud. There is no way you can prove otherwise without sounding like a big man. They asked for it, you have a duty to prove you are not who they think u are. So how is 'bigmanism' your fault?

In what way has your contribution helped this discussion or helped others who have noticed a pattern of behavior by US visa officers not consistent with their proclaimed ideals? Egbon will probably tell you to go hang. But I won't. I will ask you to be civil and moderate your language.

@Ess
Thank you very much. Your feedback is encouraging and very helpful. Enjoy your vacation. A good income means they took time to look at your statements.

All I see here is conference, conference. Can someone not visit the US with his wife just to have fun without having to involve conference, friends or perhaps family? I have an Egbon who is precisely in this situation. He applied about 10yrs ago with his wife and they were denied. He did a formal protest letter on what he considered a sham interview and was told to reapply after 6mths. He couldnt be bothered and decided America can go to hell. But you can only ignore that country for so long. He is in his early 40s now and he wants to visit. He has no wish to go through conference, friends or family. He is too proud. All he wants is a hotel reservation. A really good one like the Waldorf in New York for 2weeks. Only 2 kids. Both in grade A schools in Europe. He is in the private sector, untainted by public office and politics. Egbon has all the usual compliments of a fit and proper person in wholesale amount if they care to look. But we know they frequently dont. So without conference, friends and family or some kind of creative imagination to hoodwink an ECO, what really are his chances at the moment?

lolaxavier:
Because na naija we dey, we no know how e be for tokyo

I am sure he got it from one of those foreign mags.

lolaxavier:
This list is a summary of the annoying habits and acts most guys display in the sheets.See the list of mistakes that might irritate your woman and turn her off.

1. Insufficient pre-intimacy.

2. Being Silent and Emotionless.

3. Assuming She’s Satisfied.

4. Not Lasting Long Enough.

5. Body odour.

6. Bad breath.

7. Forcing her head with your hand during Bj sessions.

8. Forcefully pulling on her nipples.

9. Cleaning your semen with the sheets.

10. Dropping the condom on the floor.

11. Going straight to her vagina immediately.

Guys, the general rule is simply to be courteous and respectful to your woman

What makes the above stated 'Nigerian'? Abi OP dey form craze?

ivyT:
Y not?
Oya where u pack ur range rover

Which one you dey? We not go date first? Abi na the RR you want marry?

ivyT:
Yea,some guys are just perfect for dating,,nothing serious
D guy myt not even want to marry her sef or even marry at all at all

Babe, you too much. Will you marry me?

@OP,
Who you fight is up to you. Na you get your body and na you go feel the pain

This Fayose boy is a disgrace to his parents and anyone who ever ascended that reverred position called 'Governor'. In truth Ekiti- the state, does not have a governor yet. Just an impostor.

APC lawmakers still has majority in the state legislature. Only they can save Ekiti state the embarrassment of having this raving lunatic as 'governor'

Some girls are just perfect for dating. I have met quite a few. When you bring in the marriage question, you spoil everything. Must every relationship end up in marriage? What makes you think she will even like to marry you?

Splashme:
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OP, it's called TRADITION[/size]

Yes. OGBONI TRADITION

New crew in town. Success intoxicates. Abba Kyari and his men will find and kill them. I say 3mths. Not even sure what the guy looks like but he appears to be the only cop in Nigeria at the moment that has a brain.

Justfollowit:
Why not ten terms

Jokers

No. Two is good enough. He doesnt want to die in office, unlike Jonathan.

There is nothing perfect about that arsse. Its even less than our national average and has a potential to sag