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I wonder! Zim passport is as worthless as Nigerian passport anyway.

Could Op be referring to the period in time when a Zim passport guarranted u UK stay?

An inaccessible C-in-C?!! Talk abt a nation on autopilot.

Abacha was truly the one and only cretin General.

'Date Night' last night on DSTV. Great film. 2010. No recognizable name. Highly recommended.

I am surprised any Nigerian woman shld have to pay inorder to get laid. Pretty or not. Tall or short. Dark or light. Sooooo many men in naija wanting to get laid. And so few women

One bashed my rear fender around xmas. Couldnt tell if she was a learner, a drunk or both. She simply accelerated

when all she had to do was apply d brakes. It was a new car that gave me considerable bragging rights. I was so

confused. At first I seized her decrepit v-booth key. Not knowing wat to do with it, I simply dropped the key and drove

away stopping at least twice to look at damage b4 getting home.

Head. So so empty

Another Indian Kadashian. Empty head

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That pretty much summarizes the matter. Attitude problem with the Nigerian woman. Nothing else. It is b/c of women on our roads like tpia I wish I have nothing else to do so I can take on her. From the rear!!

What abt the one in your bum?

@Hot Tima
She is just another Indian girl. I would rather look at you. Is that your tattoo real? Do you have tattoo any where else

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U shld have taken her from behind

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I like to play their game when I have d time esp with the really stubborn ones. Sadly I usually dont.

Nigerian female drivers can be very stubborn. They are often unskilled, clumsy, lack proper understanding of road rules and etiquette. They cling on to speed lane and ignore all attempt at correction. Generally very annoying. They are mostly the same. It doesnt matter if they have been driving for 20yrs

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I phone4 is for kids who love games. If u are into a lot of communication, BB is d way to go

I ve used nokia E71 on glo like forever. But BB torch on etisalat has been like an out of body experience for me.Me luv

it. Battery issue is very real. So I leave it plugged-in all night and wake up to another fairy tale of a life. Yep!

There cant be shortage of contestants in Zimbabwe

^^^ You think this guy will still like to head balls?

You see d kind of things women make us do?

freeman9ja:
Well, here in South Africa, 90% of the ladies have big, sexy, creamy, hot BOOTIE, so I have no choice
than to go 4 wht is available.

You dont say

Text messages are unusually prone to all sorts of interpretation. Hence never a good idea to . . . . .

Tambuwal who is at the center of the 10b naira Bankole fraud has been made speaker? Incredible.

The honorable members can be sure that the man who turned the book on Nigerians by instigating epic loot sharing in the 6th assembly will take good care of their interest in the 7th

Bankole need not fear a thing. Tambuwal will create a gang up for the removal of Farida Waziri if she doesnt let go

To start with I have never seen a babe I am interested in that didnt know it in the first few secs even without having to try.

That is b/c I consider things like age, class, education, exposure etc b/4 interaction. In order words, like etisalat, we speak your language.

So I can present the carriage of a well bred 'been to' or the quicker more pragmatic persona ('how far!') that I have unconsciously picked up after years of interaction on NL.

@OP
you are correct only some of the time. At other times you have no choice until she push you out and tell u never to return

Its a demand and supply thing. When a girl is hot she knows it by the number and quality of attention she gets. My advice? Up your bid if she means that much to you

[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=680156.msg8432144#msg8432144 date=1306920208]^-- In some places that is true. But consider this Eko Disco: http://www.nigeriaelectricityprivatisation.com/wp-content/uploads/downloads/2011/01/Eko_Disco_2011_01_11.pdf

99% collection rate, still losing a ton of money.

We have no choice but to increase tariffs to reflect the true cost of providing electricity.[/quote]99% collection rate in their dreams. These govt officials sit on their butt all day and falsify figures