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this is the kinda post I like.

off to start making orders for my Lamborghini, and pay with my future millions

50calibre: Having a side chic is like having a spare vehicle, it's advisable.

Chics behave better when they know they have competition.

true talk bruv. dats the right logic to keep them on a straight path.
these hoes ain't loyal at all

name the dog "nkita ara". dogs given that name seem to be very agile

hmmm.... seems insects deserve more credit than we give them.
they know they won't last 2weeks in Nigeria, no matter how numerous they are so they chose Madagascar. if it were in Nigeria, enter any roadside food vendor and you will see "locust stew, locust okra soup, locust beans with locusts", fried locusts".
all these futo students wey hunger dey hammer for school go hapi

smooth criminal

see wetin too much morale and excess hunger dey cause. they're now on a begging level. anyways, they should be granted presidential pardon and then dishonourably discharged

why will she do such?
tufiakwa!
"I would rather kill myself than commit suicide #

jmaine: I believe there is more to the part in bold, Am seriously thinking those haramites have found away to tap into the communication channels of the Military unabated under a very stealth fashion . . . . .

lolz. dude u funny. boko haram doesn't have what it takes to tap into secured military comm links. someone @ the top gave them the info. I weep for this country

brownlord: Are you crazy? What you mean corner me, my friend give yourself brain this morning

corner you = accost u

you all should realise that things don't work the same way in the military as in the civilian circle. the wages of mutiny is death, and it is the same in most countries. its to instill discipline in the military.
personally, I think the soldiers bleeped up. why shoot his car when they should have waited till the man was out?
anyways, the president should tamper justice with mercy because he has the last say in their case, and killing them would dampen the already low morale of our troops

brownlord: Police should stop arresting boys indiscriminately in the name of cultism, is there no freedom of association in the country? I just need little money and connection I will sue edo state govt, commissioner of police, director of SSS all the VC, Rector and provost of schools for the numbers of youth they've killed.

i'm sure you will swallow these shi*t u just uttered the day these cultists corner you. freedom of association my left nya*sh

yeah, fallen once and it was because one fat lady in front of me fell under the anointing and collapsed on me. t'was horrible. my own anointing left me wit a bruise

ayukdaboss: Oga I too know...I'm sure the US have been able to locate their jets. Reverse is the case with ours. No debris has been found and its 2 days since the plane was reported missing. No info on its whereabouts too. So now tell me who posted a stupid comment? You or the others?

oga noticeMe, the US jets had a head-on collision with each other and crashed into the ocean. imagine that. two fighter jets with advanced avionics can crashing into each other. if it were in Nigeria, you all would start blaming your president.
in other word's, U posted a miserable comment. thank you

clemz88: bt I guess at last u n her reconciled. Let some body shout haleluya

lolz. yeah. turned out ah liked her more than I thought I did

Nairalanders, posting stu*paid comments without really understanding the post. fighter jets from different countries crash from time to time, not only in Nigeria. its barely two weeks since 2 US navy jets collided and exploded. dats more than 40million dollars gone.
an old Nigerian jet crashed and you guys are already crying wolf

OP kinda has a point. reminds me of a gurl ah used to date. we had some issues and we broke up. all I needed frm her ws an apology but she was feeling too proud to. from her updates on Facebook, she made an update that it ws better to let something go and save face than to apologize.
I just tire for am. som gurls sef.
#teamNoTime. I just shift am one side

you all should realise dat it isn't pastor Chris dat heals, its God.
if u have faith, it doesn't matter whether you're taken to his church or not, you'll be healed.
what happens in this scenario is probably that some people were taken to his church and there, they had great faith and got healed, but since this occurred in his church, pastor Chris took credit for the miracles.

its all a matter of faith

Babalegba: Sorry but I have learnt not to believe any news from the Nigerians army. I will wait for corroboration from external newsagencies.

or you can go to Borno state and get firsthand information

is it just me, or do not Nigerians enjoy castigating their military.
these guys put their lives on the line daily to keep u and i safe and you don't even appreciate it.
if u believe you can do better, what prevents y'all from joining the army.
tufiakwa!

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flexing my CyanogenMod Kit Kat on my HTC One XL,since HTC has refused 2 release an official kit kat update

guttentag: Ebola infected Pinneapple!! Rubbish

Mehn, your psychosis really got me shedding tears

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you all should keep in mind that america never gives for free. we're jubilating that they'll soon okay drone strikes on our land, but we dont know that terms and conditions involved. nairalanders will still be the first to complain that the US is policing our lands.

you all see to have forgotten that any country the US helps end up in chaos. check out afghanistan, iraq, libya. this war started in our lands, only us can stop it.

At least most of them confessed and asked for forgiveness which is the first step to true repentance. How many Nigerian pastors can do that.

We Nigerians r so gullible. Dem dey chop us and we still dey let dem chop us more.
Ndi e riri eri

I think amma join the military after I graduate from university. I'm tired of just hearing second-hand news. I need to play my part for this country

Sincere9gerian: That is the spirit. This is the type of resistance that is needed to defeat insurgency. A resistance that emanate from the people and supported by the efforts of the armed forces equals to DEATH to Boko Haram.

Meanwhile, while some are ready to fight even if armed with just sticks, some who have fighter jets claim they'r poorly armed.

Bruv, u're totally correct. A catapult in d hands of a highly motivated civilian is more deadly than an ak-47 in d hands of a cowardly soldier. Since these guys have risen to defend their turf, I think d government should give them basic infantry training, provide them with small arms which can easily b accounted for and send them into battle along with som serious-minded Nigerian soldiers provided with aerial support. Since these boko haramites originated amongst them, and since they'll b conversant with the lay of the land, they'll b able to provide necessary info to our soldiers and also provide cover fire while our soldiers do the hardest part of tackling boko haram.

Oluwa sabi say dis kain thing no fit happen for SE. Kill 10people and your own kinsmen will rise against u

carry ur stud and run...dat female got AIDS

No

20pounds: Bro, forget what is you see on the billboards... LEGEND extra stout is NOT the real deal The brand dey give person internal heat and stupid dreams. It makes one wake up feeling very stup1d.



Please brother, next time, drink Gulder or Hero(oh mpa!) And you will sleep like a baby while all the alliens/witches/demons will come and bow before you with hot plates of pepper-soup in their hands.


Try this and thank me later.

Lolz. Baba....u're right on point. Hot plates of pepper soup indeed

Aziza = broom. RIP

awesome topic. I'm dark in complexion nd most girls consider me handsome...in fact so handsome that posting my picture here might make nairaland crash again because the servers won't b able to handle the excess requests from people trying to download my pix, and since I wouldn't want dat 2 happen, I'll kip my pics to myself

mbulela: I actually cry most times during worship in Church. Irrespective of the church I attend I am likely to cry during their worship session. Unless they are not good at it.
Apart from that, I cried when I attended the burial of some chap I knew at work. I barely knew him but the circumstances of his death broke me down in a way I could not understand.
Another one was when Gary Speed died. For a footballer I did not care for so much in real life, I was broken in unknown ways. Robbie Savage made it worse with his tribute on 5 live.

hmmm...bruv, it seems u got a talent in crying. I twalé 4 u