₦airaland Forum

I weep for my country.
what disheartens me most is that of all the presidential aspirants, I honestly don't see anyone who will be able to turn the tides of affairs in dis country.
who will raise a messiah for us?
who will rescue us from our self-inflicted maladies?
oluwa dey shaa

I'm specialized in software development though I wanna have at least 1 certificate in networking and 1 in security

I need a clean used or London used HTC one m8 for outright sale or for swap and balance with my HTC one XL. I'm currently in Imo state so I would prefer one within that area.

I will soon be a graduate of computer science and I know that i would need some international certifications to further my career. I've done a bit of research and discovered plenty certifications and they got me a bit confused. I would like to know the certifications that are relevant in the current Nigerian labour market to give me an edge over others. any constructive input is welcome

Lolz. these ones are pure wickedness

e b lyk say OP is a dibia

awesome post @OP. I feel like it was specially written 4 me

scarr:
a stoat is a species of weasels, this is a reptile..thanks tho

I'm very sorry. ah meant a skink. d reptile is a skink

that's a stoat

this man is really trying for the country but my main worry is that he seems to prosper in every business venture he starts. people don't notice but Dangote is slowly monopolizing the Nigerian economy.
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in other news, FOLLOW ME THANK GOD. I'M FINALLY A GRADUATE!

Frankenstein:
We need drones! Top-notch drones with powerful missiles that can conduct surgical strikes against the terrorists.

Lolz. dude, u got me laughing. quit hyping drones. they're just remote-controlled aircraft and they're much more prone to causing collateral damage than manned fighter jets. go and read up about the on-going US drone strikes in Afghanistan

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with all these churches counting millions of dollars, our people are still living in abject poverty and corruption is the order of the day. its a pity.
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this is how they get you to join their churches before fleecing you dry in the name of miracles.

with all these churches counting millions of dollars, our people are still living in abject poverty and corruption is the order of the day. its a pity.
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this is how they get you to join their churches before fleecing you dry in the name of miracles.

this is how they get you to join their church before fleecing you dry in the name of praying for u for miracles

who are they trying to deceive?
check out the bodywork on those vehicles,they're too neat to have been done by students.
I would know, futo students have been making vehicles but none has ever been as neat as these, probably because the fabrication and mending are done by the students themselves.
I think what happened here is that the students were given this project and they ran to their rich parents who provided the cash, and some more cash with which the students went to professionals

Folarinwazzy:
and have you heard the big 'wham' on your cheeks?

lolz. not yet. that'll be the day the world will end

Folarinwazzy:
impossibility!!
no girl dares slap me,it all depends on how you present yourself,it's just not possible for my gf to slap me

she can't even play with my cheeks in my room talkless of slapping me in public

and that's what most guys normally think before they hear that big *wham* on their cheek

classic effect of watching too much po*rn. I don't see any way a guy can be molested because in that situation of fear, your joystick would probably refuse to stand

devil dey on his own, people dey find his trouble

dridowu:
$9.3m per month

yeah. excluding gun-carrying allowance, bloody civilian intimidation allowance, burning BRT busses allowance...add them up and it'll increase to $12m per month

youngice:
Yes and No
depends on the course and person ,
Some subjects are irrelevant to your course of study.
Like in my first year we took IBO
And I'm studying EEE in FUTO, wetin join me and IBO I'm not even ibo , so Na cram and pour sure pass

and that means u're in 200level. how ws your math 202 exams today?

number 4 is the worst. reminds me of a day ah went to a bank to withdraw. stayed almost 30minutes in the queue and when it ws almost my turn, the dude on front of me went to withdraw. the man was with almost 6 ATM cards and withdrew a huge amount from each of them. we waited patiently till he had withdrawn what could have been close to 700,000naira and when it was my turn and I tried to withdraw, I waa told that the machine couldn't complete my order. ah almost cried

I wanna swap my htc one xl running CyanogenMod kit kat with a Samsung galaxy s4 and I will pay some cash balance

I'm still pondering on the effects all these foreign manufacturing firms will have on our indigenous firms like innoson. the federal government should not dance in the euphoria of foreign investments in the country at the detriment of our local firms

I named my dog Caesar, after Caesar Milan, the dog whisperer on NatGeo wild

I have no intention of breeding the dog but I don't wanna neuter him. there's no other dog in my house so I don't see any reason for him to be trying to stake out a territory

this is one of the reasons why I swore never to be broke

most of these so-called men of God are just businessmen thriving on the gullibility of people. Nigerians run to men of God during times of trial instead of running to their creator and the pastors turn them into their ATMs. I thank God I'm not stupid.
real men of God exist, but I don't believe its pastors that heal. its God and your faith that will make you whole

you guys don't seem to understand. the legal system in the military is not the same as that in the civilian circles. when you're convicted in the military, you're usually not given then chance 2 use the services of a lawyer. you're tried in the military court.
all these mutinies are the result of people joining the military to escape unemployment.
I would suggest they are punished, jailed for a few weeks with hard labour to serve as a deterrent to prevent future mutinies.
the root cause of these mutinies should also be addressed

I have a male German shepherd, 9 months old and he's started marking my house as his territory. its annoying because the urine smells really bad. does anyone have any tips to help me stop him from doing this?
I stay in an upstair and he doesn't pee or poop in the house, normally take him downstairs to pee and poop so don't say I didn't potty train him

Eberex: ..

lolz. dude, u didn't even let my post land b4 u attacked it. u b military? anyways, ah ain't lying. 5 out of 6 girls ah dated asked me out first. all ah nid is just to spend a lil time wit her nd she'll start getting butterflies in her stomach

3, 9 and 10.
these are my sins.
for those I remember and those the OP didn't include, i'm sorry for them and I ask for God and OP's forgiveness