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almost all the girls I've dated were the ones to woo me. its kinda fun buh sometimes I wonder if its spiritual. I meet a gurl today and next week, she's telling me how she has fallen in love wit me

weed that doesn't get you high. that would change the course of history

lolz. check out the dog's face in the last picture. it seems like he's asking what he has done to deserve this

virginity is just lack of opportunity. besides, most of the things the OP posted are crap.
who says a virgin can't get HIV?
who says a virgin can't get marriage problems?
OP must be a virgin

easy. put trackers inside d bodies of the terrorists and release them. the girls will be freed and the kidnappers will be tracked to their hideouts, where the army can Finish them all like Mortal Kombat

egift: If he want a US made Helicopter, go to the manufacturers and not a backyard deal with a third party. Also the government should come clean with their transactions to give confidence to other partners, not using a jet of a pastor to move cash.

you don't seem to understand. the manufacturers of military aircrafts such as Boeing still need clearance from the government before they can sell such to other countries. in the Nigerian scenario, we've made requests to the manufacturers and they forwarded same to their countries of domicile, the US in this case, and the US said they shouldn't sell to us. that's the reason Nigerian government tried to do buy weapons from the black market in south Africa before they got busted

laurel03: I like ds dog but no time for dog now.... One of my friend owns dem

looks like neopolitan mastiff pups

sarutobie: people go for the GSD and rotts mainly for their outstanding security performance, in this clime that is more important for a dog owner..the boerbel and Caucasian has become more in demand these past 10 years. it wasn't so before.with time, and with more dog shows like these, more breeds(like the Dalmatians maybe?) will be in demand..I love rottweilers by the way.

alright bro. though ah can't wait to see(or get) a tibetan mastiff

has anyone else noticed that the most common breeds you'll see in Nigeria are gsd, rottweilers, samoyeds, boerbel, bull mastiffs and a few Caucasians. I know there are plenty other dog breeds in the world but I don't understand why Nigerians seem to prefer these ones..
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and I would like a dog show to be held in owerri

i'm just waiting for the day any graduate from a private university will try to compare themselves with us from public school.

DikSin: Na so d thing dey start
Don't ask cos I won't answer

aiit o. ah won't ask

Tashamania: Let me make a wild guess, you are in UNN

nope. your wild guess is totally on d wild side. me school in futo

akraym: nor go read for your exams. Dey there dey do front page tinz

its Sunday morning. nobody reads on Sunday morning

ah ain't had none yet. I make sure I move on before it turns sour
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MY VERY FIRST POST ON FRONT PAGE. GOD IS TRULY GREAT. THIS IS A SURE SIGN THAT MY DEGREE EXAMS STARTING STARTING TOMORROW ARE GONNA BE WONDERFUL

Nigerians no fit do this kain nonsense

this got me cracking up, but I realised that I and my circle of guys have been following these codes without even realising it.
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buh women get their own codes?

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you all are on nairaland this morning,una no get work?...its over!

let's look at this case from another angle. is there not a possibility that the whole thing was legitimate? they might actually have wanted to purchase arms without passing through all the legalities associated with arms transfer and the time that would be expended on such legalities given that the military are in dire need of such hardware.
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on the other hand, it could be that they're trying to launder the money. its really confusing, after all they've laundered much higher sums than this without getting caught so I don't think a small amount as this would be too much for them to steal.
think am

unlimited2: yes but delivery cost is at your expense

how much is everything gonna cost?

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if all these e-warriors join the Nigerian Army, boko haram would be destroyed in 2weeks

do you deliver to owerri?

Ryabcool: No oo! No vex o! The matter no reach to vex at all! Oduah scandal no reach to vex. Chibok no reach to vex at all. 20billion Dollars missing no reach to vex at all at all. BringBackJona2015 no even warrant to vex at all. So if this mere 9.3million dollars vex u even the tiniest bit, then YOU MUST BE A SYMPATHETIC ISLAMIC APC BOKO HARAM AGENT!

lolz.
-sympathetic? got no time 2 sympathize wit mofos
-Islamic? no thanks, I'm catholic
-APC? I stopped voting d day a ballot box I voted in was snatched in my presence
-Boko Haram agent? lolz. ah would've sold them off long ago. SheCow still has that ransom on his head, and that kinda money is gonna do me lots of good

d fact that this country is drowning in corruption isn't a good reason 2 lose faith in our country. we always blame the government, forgetting that WE are the government.
Election time comes and we're paid 1000naira and we willingly sell our votes,
We see ourselves in position of authority and we still cart away public funds,
We vote for individuals because of their ethnicity or religious backgrounds instead of credibility and accountability.
I'll use my state, Imo state as a case study. I was crazed when i heard some people complaining that they prefer ohakim to rochas because during ohakim's tenure, after public funds were looted, they trickled down to the populace, but that rochas has blocked all avenues of looting.
imagine that. and tomorrow, those same people would complain about looting.
na we dey do ourselves.
till we wake up and say enough is enough, there's still gonna be corruption, and till the masses decide to shun corruption, the government gonna be fleecing us.
this is my own token

end-time lizard. see how he's looking at u without fear. u need to do a liberation at your house. kegite liberation o, not church own

arresa: Why should they give sensitive machine like apache just for you to turn around and give it to BH? Abi how many time have you surrendered your military bases and weapons for BH to loot and kill you with


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that's more reason why we need bigger guns. no BH, no matter how ecstatic he is about his 77virgins would date attack a building fortified with heavy-assault batteries and gallant soldiers

OP seems to have forgotten that if u stay an extra semester, his CGP will be divided by +1. if u're studying a 5-ur course and stay an extra semester, your CGP will be divided by 6

I will always support my country through thick and thin, but this...this is just plain ridiculous.
yeah, the man made some points when he said the US has been scuttling some arms purchase deals. Nigeria tried to buy some Apaches from Israel but the US wrecked that deal.
I don't understand why a sovereign country like ours should play the underdog to another country. if US says we shouldn't purchase deals from their allies, we have other countries like Russia and China who would sell to us.
these guys don dey vex me small small

zeemahn: Ur a FUTOite?

yeah mahn, though i'm almost thru

TB Joshua, making noise since 1992

MadCow1: This bird is too big and quite sluggish..

I have seen it flying in PHC airport after President Jonathan left and I wasnt impressed with the stunts the pilot was pulling off inside the sirport that day.. A well timed shot from an RPG would down that hog.

it's quite obvious you know nothing about that helo. wouldn't u have guessed that is ws moving sluggishly because of the "stunts" the pilot was pulling, and as it was guarding the president, I wouldn't be travelling at full speed when the president wasn't also travelling at full speed

one by one, the Nigerian army is gonna capture all boko haram technicals, and they'll be left to fight with nothing, and then we can send our secondary school children to finish them off with catapaults

Aura2: F7 jet was reported missing, attack helicopter, led the onslaught, who is fooling who?
it is either the military is covering up the missing jet
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They think they are reporting to m0r0ns who knowest not the difference.

ba'e it's obvious u didn't rili go thru the post before commenting, so let me help put it in terms u can easily comprehend. the fighter jet was reported as crashed, though personally, I might presume it has been retired unceremoniously by the NA. boko haram gets info that d jet is no more, and egged on by thoughts of 72 bit*chy virgins,they try to attack a town and one of the new hind attack choppers recently purchased by the air force surprises them and mows them down,while dey all run around, shouting nd screaming for their mummy

Aura2: F7 jet was reported missing, attack helicopter, led the onslaught, who is fooling who?
it is either the military is covering up the missing jet
OR
They think they are reporting to m0r0ns who knowest not the difference.

base it's obvious u didn't rili go thru the post before commenting, so let me help put it in terms u can easily comprehend. the fighter jet was reported as crashed, though personally, I might presume it has been retired unceremoniously by the NA. boko haram gets info that d jet is no more, and egged on by thoughts of 72 bit*chy virgins,they try to attack a town and one of the new hind attack choppers recently purchased by the air force surprises them and mows them down,while dey all run around, shouting nd screaming for their mummy