₦airaland Forum

Jashub:
You can go and join them na...idìot

jeromestarks:
Women, go bacK and marry the man that disvirgined you if not, you will keep suffering in your marriage.
No man values a woman he did not disvirgin.

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram U no steal reach me back then..


In 2008.. I remember wen I go NACK ASHAWOO wit my Las card.. na 5h naira I hold..


As I reach ASHAWOO house.. this girl de cook rice and plenty fish..


As I enter her room and she come tell me say, CONDOMM don finish and she one go buy CONDOMM but make I help her watch her rice..


My BLODA hunger hold me der no be small..


NaSo I CHUK hand drag one fish, before I know, I don CHOP half of the pot finish, before i lookup n down, I don CHOP and LICKK pot finish..


As ASHAWOO come back.. she no see her FOOD again..

NaSo she break bottle for GROUND, hold me for PREEK..


people come gather for room.. Na PESIN later settle the ASHAWOO for me..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Corridon:
Portable is the best Yoruba musician of all time after Sunny Ade.

Righteousness2:
Its sweet to shop.
It's cool to count cash.
But have you counted the cost, if your soul should be lost, though you gain the whole world for own?
Life without JESUS Christ is a wasted life.
You may not understand until you Depart this Earth without JESUS Christ.
Do the needful now. The next Moment is not Guaranteed.

Kollins11:
Put salt in his car engine (if he has one), he will have a week to battle with mechanics.

After that week, put salt in his generator, he will battle to buy new generator.

After that week, throw his ATM into toilet, let him find time to apply for another with his bank, then flush down his checkbook down the toilet.

In the height of it all, he will complain to his wife about his problems that's when the game begins. Recommend a pastor for him to see for counseling and make sure you inform the pastor before hand to tell him the problems come because he abuses his wife. That's how nature plays us, you don't have to wait for nature. Take Charge of your life, by hook or by crook.

Rozross:
If your parents didn’t get married you won’t be in existence. Stop making marriage look bad

Mrklemo:
Weed is from the earth. Take advantage bruh... Did you just quote Smokey from 'Friday'

Merch:
Marriage is one thing i would never really understand. How can i pretend to be happy with one pussy for the rest of my life

Boogyman557:
....,

Zonefree:
Funmi got a strong face for a woman.

15ssDRIVE:
look at the late guy trouser, looks like murder case....

Urheadmaster:
Back then in high school

A friend introduced me to smoking weed

The feeling was out of this world

Up till now, I am enjoying it and have no idea of when to stop it

MALIGNANTGuest:
Where do you reside in Nigeria?
What part do you hail from?

iamwilliamsfx:
Are you among the population planners, you want our population to reduce, in form of death penalties abi?

Mryacks:
If only you met me lady....

JustStupidity:
They should sue the Germans for this and ensure they pay the damages caused.

Enough is enough. We've been quiet all this while