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Crime › Re: Cherubim & Seraphim Pastor Arrested For Robbery In Ogun Along With His Member by Perfecttouch(m): 8:19pm On Aug 22, 2016

CriticMaestro:
End time shiit....cherubim and seraphim dah one na church...c ow d name come resemble saraphina....

i rep C&s to the core and am never ashamed to say it.

Celebrities › Re: Jidenna Speaks Pidgin With Donjazzy. "How We Go Take Connect When I Land Naija?" by Perfecttouch(m): 12:37pm On Aug 22, 2016

johnstar:
So??

Nairaland and meaningless news

your brain and sawdust

Celebrities › Re: Jidenna Speaks Pidgin With Donjazzy. "How We Go Take Connect When I Land Naija?" by Perfecttouch(m): 12:36pm On Aug 22, 2016

johnstar:
So??

Nairaland and meaningless news

your brain and sawdust

Phones › Re: Etisalat Nigeria Unveils New Evening Data Plans by Perfecttouch(m): 9:57am On Aug 22, 2016

Jontech:
This is one of the newly introduced data plan tagged "evening data plans" from Etisalat that offers 2GB worth of data at N1000.
The browsing time starts from 7PM to 6:59AM every day and the whole day on weekends (Saturday and Sundays).
To subscribe for this plan, dial *229*3*12# and it valid for 30 days which is one month.
Another brand new night data plan from
Etisalat is the N2000 for 5GB bundle
which offers customers the flexibility of
data usage as you can enjoy evening, all
night and weekend browsing including
free 100MB usable for chatting on WhatsApp for one month period.
The night plan starts from 7PM till
6:59AM the next day and at all day
browsing every weekend for complete one month.
To subscribe, dial *229*3*13#
Source: http://www.loadedportal.com/forum2_theme_111267097.xhtml?tema=355

whats so cool about these useless fraudulent people? Useless set of thieves. I called their customer agent to make enquiries that if I sub to their night plan,won't they deduct from my main data and the idiot said yes. I wanted to send some pictures of about 600mb to a lab in Lagos and guess what? They siphoned all my mb both the night mb and main mb. I only sent something of 70mb and they wiped 1.6gig

Crime › Re: Illegal Oil Well In A Lagos Church Discovered By The Nigerian Army And NSCDC by Perfecttouch(m): 9:48am On Aug 22, 2016

Zoharariel:
That is the church of Papa Abijawara Oyedepo of fraudland a.k.a the gate-keeper of hell.

Well, the government should confiscate that church premises with a fine of 7Billion Naira for deceitfully marketing Jesus & Yahweh's name in the day while engaging in illegal oil bunkering at night.

our brain is meant for use,reason with you head not your anus.. Did you read where they said they've laid compliant and no response? Your bigotry is legendary

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Events › Re: Bride Threatens To Stab Groom In Umuahia, Disrupts Her Wedding In Abia (photos) by Perfecttouch(m): 9:40am On Aug 22, 2016

adedayourt:
so where did dey av the honeymoon

elewe eran police station

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Politics › Re: PHOTONEWS: 35-year Old Nigerian Man Executed In Indonesia Buried Amidst TearS. by Perfecttouch(m): 10:32pm On Aug 21, 2016

adedayourt:
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Omo see drug money in action,look at that massive house. He didn't even live to enjoy his sweat( forget say na drug). No wonder he burst into tears when he was sentenced to death. Look at that cute kid crying...

He died in oversea,
Why did they blur the name of the country he died in now?

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Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Urgent! Professional Photographer Needed Asap For A Photoshoot by Perfecttouch(m): 5:08pm On Aug 21, 2016

thecatch:
Professional photographer needed asap for a photoshoot in Lagos. Send ur whatsapp contact to lozengeagency@gmail.com we take it from there.

07051316028

Romance › Re: Nairalander Shows Off Expensive American Made Shoe... Worth $30! by Perfecttouch(m): 3:45pm On Aug 21, 2016

JESUSBOIY:
If you have enough money buy whatever you want..,

Check out this beauties....

Cc smellymouth I believe this na d poverty wey you dey talk about, come dash am that ur thunder abeg

Celebrities › Re: Benevolence: Desmond Elliot Gives Woman New Home In Surulere - Lagos by Perfecttouch(m): 3:31pm On Aug 21, 2016

Nice gesture

Celebrities › Re: Singer Tekno Dyes His Hair Blonde... You Like It? (photos) by Perfecttouch(m): 3:17pm On Aug 20, 2016

brunofarad:
Worisdis

thank you o for bringing back our knack head guy on your profile

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Romance › Re: Funny Things Children Do Without Thinking ! (hilarious Photos) by Perfecttouch(m): 2:22pm On Aug 20, 2016

Kenndee:
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for that Pickin wey dey cut money so, na only God know wetin I go do o

Education › Re: Onyemaechi Christian Wins Cartoon Networks Africas Best Cartoonist 2016 (photos) by Perfecttouch(m): 12:01pm On Aug 20, 2016

This reminds me of one onobun daniel back then at Fgc ibillo, the guy creates lots of cartoon back then and in series too. Na me be the marketer back then

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Romance › Re: Last Two Years She Was My Passenger. Today She Is My Wife by Perfecttouch(m): 9:45am On Aug 20, 2016

brunofarad:
Thanks BOSS

Show ur boy some love BOSS

hey hey hey,so this guy wey dey always knack head for wall for him profile don marry? Am happy for you o. No wonder wey I no dey see that guy wey dey always knack head for wall again for your mention.may u prosper and may The Lord grant her the fruit of the womb ASAP.

Abeg #bringbackourknackheadguy#

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Food › Re: Why Are Nigerians Drinking More Beer Since President Buhari Became President? by Perfecttouch(m): 11:19am On Aug 19, 2016

They are drinking away their sorrows and frustration ni fa

Celebrities › Re: Kaffy Poses Topless In New Photo by Perfecttouch(m): 9:21pm On Aug 17, 2016

Smellingmouth:
When Rihanna pose her own, we see "SMALL of her borbi"..

When Miley Cyrus pose her own, we see "FULL borbi"

When Kim Kardashian pose her own, we see both "FULL borbi and punna"..

Kaffy don pose her own..na black Pant and Red bra she dey show us.. Who your black Pant epp? ..

Pishure of FULL borbi or Jes gerrarahere..Mhenn

smelling abeg na my woman crush be that o,
I fit die untop her matter yee baby o
She too fine pass mammy water yee baby o

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Business › Re: Alaba Market Closed As Traders Protest Over Obosi - The Sun by Perfecttouch(m): 4:49pm On Aug 17, 2016

youngalex:
As a Business Consultant i know almost all of them..The Man is the Eselu of Alaba what ever he says stands..Godfatherism is prevalent in all markets in Lagos esp the IGBO dominated ones such as TRADE FAIR,IDUMOTA AND ALABA..The money these associations rake in monthly is enormous and how the money is spent no body knows

imagine what they are doing in another mans land. I think these people needs brain surgery. The meekness of a tiger is not that of a coward. The day wey Yorubas go change am for una big time na minus one day today. Imagine,they keep enslaving themselves and they want Biafra, I wonder what that Biafra will look like. They better take their stupidity back to their erosion ravaged lands

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Politics › Re: Ibadan In Its Rusty Glory - Photos by Perfecttouch(m): 8:20am On Aug 17, 2016

IyfeNamikaze:
why don't you deranged idiots post recent pics? stop posting pics of the city during Obi's first tenure.... post recent pics of the place. overgrown Useless imbeciles .

chai, the thing pain am. You are the real fool and slowpoke here. Have you been to Ibadan lately? Why don't you tell your useless fellow to post the new Ibadan pictures? Na una dey first start fight na una he go still dey receive the flogging. Abeg no go jump inside one of those death trap erosion floded places o,oswo oshi. See as that guy give una Jackie chan style untop una thread! Bushmeat don catch hunter

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Celebrities › Re: PHOTOS: Nigeria Gay Bisi Alimi And Husband-to-be Anthony Vacation In Venice Itay by Perfecttouch(m): 4:55pm On Aug 16, 2016

Smellingmouth:
Chaii!! In a world when Punna plenty pass Preek...

I go come choose Preek over Punna?

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i wonder o, they look irritating self

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Romance › Re: Abeg Which Kind Cloth Is This.(18+) by Perfecttouch(m): 3:59pm On Aug 16, 2016

Tolux419:
And where would you wear this to.
See the photo of her back: http://hit16.tk/read_topic.php?id=315

Amona tete bo o
Amona tete bo
Aye un baje o
Ese un gori ese lojojumo
Aye un daru o
Amona tete bo

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Romance › Re: See The Most Beautiful Woman On Nairaland Photo by Perfecttouch(m): 3:48pm On Aug 16, 2016

Emytexboy:
E pain am

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Autos › Re: Registered Lexus Rx 350 2.950 Asking by Perfecttouch(m): 3:44pm On Aug 16, 2016

omograndma:
Last pix

wow this is sweet ride,wish I have money for this

Romance › Re: See The Most Beautiful Woman On Nairaland Photo by Perfecttouch(m): 3:40pm On Aug 16, 2016

Emytexboy:
So this is how you think?

no I mean that's how you brain is wired. You no be small Pickin self imagine that.
Signature: download your best android massanger here>>>

You see your life

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Romance › Re: See The Most Beautiful Woman On Nairaland Photo by Perfecttouch(m): 3:32pm On Aug 16, 2016

Emytexboy:
Mizzbouqui Is the woman behind the scene, she is so so exquisite, permit me to say I l*ve her, that is if she's not married

op,na like this ur brain be

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Celebrities › Re: Davido Having Fun With Usher In Atlanta - ( Pics/vids) by Perfecttouch(m): 11:27am On Aug 16, 2016

Did anyone notice that usher is not ageing at all? Dude has the same body shape face and everything as the time he sang his first bit song

Sports › Re: Hillarious Olympic Update Featuring Nigeria, Ghana Etc by Perfecttouch(m): 10:28am On Aug 16, 2016

Memesticmeme:
RIO OLYMPICS
AFRICAN COUNTRIES MEDAL TABLE so far.....
SOUTH AFRICA: 3 golds, 2 silver, 1bronze.

ETHOPIA: 2 gold, 1 silver. .

KENYA: 1 gold, 1
bronze.

EGYPT: 1 bronze.

TUNISIA: 1silver.

NIGERIA: 1 copper, 2
wood and 3 rubber
.
GHANA: 4 aluiminium, 2 zinc,
3 magnesium.

GAMBIA: 2 bags of sand 3 bags of charcoal and 2 gallons of palm oil

na wa o, at my padi
Cc smellymouth come see something o

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Literature › Re: Christopher Okigbo Celebrates His 86th Birthday Today by Perfecttouch(m): 10:22am On Aug 16, 2016

lalasticlala:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Okigbo

happy birthday sir

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