₦airaland Forum

bignero:
thats ikoyi bridge not thrid mainland madama lailai.

mark we know is simple and down to earth which is sweet and commendable

but havent you worn that same shirt enough already? yes we know you have lots of the same shirt perhaps in thousands, oga mark, we know you can buy the whole of africa t shirts..but some one tell him we've goten the memo about that shirt already...

somethings over done makes it look stupid

oga you get myopia. The one he wore was harsh in colour and this is black. Stop hating. This guy can virtually buy your previous generation with the current one,use your sense

abbeyfel:
With the Dogg Father...

see as snoop still resemble human being for here

RealSniper:
If I Can Pay 6 To 7 Digit To Board A Plane,How Much Is 3 Digits.#snipersdontlack

it means to and fro for SUV is 1200, if you are to park inside the airports car park,additional 600 unto wetin naw?this is the airport where he be say na only one road enter o,hold up go hold u sometimes miss flight. Their shuttle bus ain't working then what's the essence of the money collected?

The first clue should be the earring.which better husband dey put on earring for wedding day? The lady don price marketi for gigolo hand,she gatz pay

soberdrunk:
Egbon ko le to yen!! Ha! Nah ordinary eyelids I wan chop nah him u pour all this venom? If I come chop the ear join nko?

ha no vex o,I be dey think say na small vamp u be I no sabi say na u be ogbologbo o,twale sir

oluwatosin400:
Nigerian-American artist Jidenna Theodore Mobisson, known professionally as Jidenna, is currently in Nigeria.


The ‘Classic Man’ crooner, is in Nigeria to advance his anticipated introduction collection, ‘Long Live The Chief.’ His visit will incorporate a restrictive collection dispatch occasion which will occur at Hard Rock Cafe in Lagos.

Source:http://www.flexygist.com/2016/08/30/nigerian-born-american-artist-jidenna-arrives-nigeria-see-first-photos/

the guy look a bit like Nnamdi kanu

soberdrunk:
........but make I nor lie, eyelids be like meat way go sweet ooo

eeleribu sombori,aje a je eyan oooooooooleeeeeeeeeeee

StArusi:
Nigeria no end for Lagos. Mark, ur next stop suppose b Nnewi or Aba if u serious abt meeting innovative minds buh I no go talkam before dem label me a tribalist. Stop wherever u like. Quote me and claim ur generational curse.

make dem kidnap am abi? Una plans no go work

sirelexzy:
I just dont know why i respect this man. Some people are just helping this world in a diffrent way. Am sure some people nop go recognise am. But if na kim khardasian or nicki minaj show street dey go gather. Smh

someone should give us a clearer picture o. Abi na like captain america wey dem do for obodo Oyinbo but dem claim say na Lagos una wan do again?

veekid:
This country! !!!! Arrrgggghhhhhhh k'Olohun saanu wanio

na Oba akin olu cause this one o no Buhari . Na lagoon curse dey fight this one. Is he the only nigerian suffering? Na laziness be this when there are so many construction project going on in Lagos. Daily wage for bricklayer na 1500 abeg make person help me calculate am in a month!


U say wetin?
Na how much?
Shey una see say na lagoon curse

youmour:
Sakawa

abeg u fit give Insight about those sakawa boys?

wheesin:
the obviously stupid things are most expensive. where this he-goat see money fly go Canada for surgery. he fvcking looks broke.

i will only believe that horn is real if he go fit come mushin side come knack horn with my neighbor festive ram! Yes all those ones wey dem dey take fight.call me baskard to ori e o ba buru after the fight

wheesin:
the obviously stupid things are most expensive. where this he-goat see money fly go Canada for surgery. he fvcking looks broke.

i will only believe that horn is real if he go fit come mushin side come knack horn with my neighbor festive ram! Yes all those ones wey dem dey take fight.

rokiatu:
I have seen bigger.

oshey,awon eyan AMBER ROSE

360frolic:
Lol, See what we laid our hands on.



Viral photos of a bride who was probably forced to marry her groom, or perhaps someone pissed her off that day?



Or maybe she’s in her time of the month? Or Her groom is impotent? Lol



See Photos:


http://www.newshelm.com/2016/08/photos-was-this-bride-forced-to-get.html

cc lalasticlala

no be kabiru eleran dey do wedding so? See him bling like terry g own. This economy don slap laugh commot for hin face.
As this economy dey flash some people,he dey give this guy direct call.

falcon01:
farewell bro you don bye trouble

walahi na trouble, that phone is as useless as the ueue in queue . A guy was begging guys to buy his for 12k,nna who wan buy trouble? The phone is not even 4g enabled

When my wife still be my girlfriend,na me dey help am use cleanser clean her face.now tell me how I no go sabi fraud if I see one?

Smellymouth:
John 8 vs 7 ==> "..Whoever is without sin among you, let him be the first to cast a stone.."

my guy,this stone am gonna cast right now fit break your head o so no just bring that one at all.
My wife is due to deliver anytime from now. Before we met 6 years ago,I was OKOCHA,maradona,cr7 and messi combined in one body.
But after I knew her,I can swear on anything that I haven't yanshed another girl since then. Cos anytime I say oya,even if she is almost dead and tired,she will never deny me.so why should a suppose pastor do this? He even get mind dey pray for prostitute house. Weyin be hin prayer point?
Shey na,FATHER THIS MOUNTAIN AM ALWAYS CLIMBING,MAKE I NO FALL DOWN NI ABI WETIN?

dotuna3:
Ok

I would ave called him a st*pid boi but I won't since is not my money.

Now d BOI has shown the world he is a small boy for real u can't see a mature celeb full of sense to do dat even d likes of Don baba, Kcee,D banj, P square etc won't do dat

oga na real men dey get mind gamble o. Abramovick abi wetin be that Chelsea owner self na gambler,kwam1 , mayweather to name a few,Tyson and the likes.

alizma:
where you born this way or somebody infected you with this?
is obvious you can only read and write but you find it difficult to understand what you read.

go through what you wrote again slowly and carefully. Then you will understand ur stupidy is inborn. How wouldn't I be able to understand what I write? From whence does the writing come from if not first understanding what you are about to pen down? I mychew for ur foolishness

WindUpMerchant:
lol modified

seen,u be better reporter

WindUpMerchant:
The legendary film actor GeneWilder has died, his family announced Monday.Wilder's nephew said that the actor and writer died late Sunday in Stamford, Connecticut from complications from Alzheimer's disease. His was best known in the children movie willy wonka and the chocolate factory, and turned into a worldwide meme with various captions.

u no come fit add ordinary one pics make we see who hin be?

My broda,police will arrest all of us that day but he will surely arrest some of them with broken noses and legs

[quote author=bulletproofmonk post=48907953][/quote]most of these guys studied what I study in uni,I REP AGRIC&BIOSYSTEMS ENGINEERING that's fabrication

alizma:
yesterday it was the biggest rice Mill in Africa and today we have this. yet the wailers continue to see the dark side only.
God bless Nigeria.

oga before u start to foam for mouth,something bigger than this is in osogbo already

NameChecker:
No be person wey chop belle full dey price car?

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/laughing-shaq.gif

i wish say I fit give this guy more than one like. See as I dey laugh like mumu for here!

Rapmoney:
So Lagos boys wan shift from online betting and Baba Ijebu to rat hunting?

The fastest way to get rid of rats is by purchasing some good fat cats...doz ones wey look like winch! Na just say we too dey label cats as winch for Naija!

I had a bushy plot of land at the back of my house some years back, the rats that were coming from the land to invade my house were as big as small goats! I just go buy 2 big fat cats wey look like doz winch cats wey dey piss for Nepa transformer make e blow. I come keep dem for 24 hours make hunger waya dem. Na so I throw dem inside the fenced land...very few rats survived to tell the story!

lagos rats fears nobody,dem no dey run

sarrki:
When the foundation is faulty what can the righteous DO ?

work don finish be that and bricklayers will go home according to (OSHIN RING) interpretation

Yehman:
Buhari sef
1$=414Naira
˙˙ʞɔɐq ǝuoɥd ɹnoʎ
uɹnʇ ǝsɐǝןd noʎ uɐɔ
'noʎ uɹǝɔuoɔ ʇ,usǝop
ʇɐɥʇ ƃuıɥʇǝɯos pɐǝɹ oʇ
ǝuoɥd ɹnoʎ ƃuıuɹnʇ uı
pǝpǝǝɔɔns ǝʌɐɥ noʎ ʇɐɥʇ ʍou

i don't even need to turn my phone to read this,read under 5secs

poweredcom:
34 birthday na be say me na 24yrs

enyeama should fear God o.
Even my grandpa wey be 80,hin hair for front never shift base reach Vincent own o and he is claiming 34!


Happy bday to him though

cktheluckyman:
Lol seriously you believe this arrested men are the avengers that has been bombing pipelines?

I didn't say that but I believe the real avengers too are stealing the oils and using their struggle to shield the stealing. All these ones are the petty scape goat

zicoflex:
the one who talks tink d who keep silence tink wiser so use ur head to tnk bfor sayin

Jesus Christ! Guy, u are a waste of money to the education system called school