Romance › Re: I Have A Question For You Nairalanders by Perfecttouch(m): 12:32am On Jul 09, 2016 |
Funkybabee: question to you nairalanders!
<what are you gonna do if you were Jonah and the big fish swallows you from United States and vomits you at born state? this ur reasoning just be like person wey dey smoke over dry kwale weed come dey ask him fellow weedmen say if we see 600million for bush naw wetin we go do? |
Nairaland General › Re: Puff Adder Killed At My Uncle's Uncompleted Building After Swallowing A Big Rat by Perfecttouch(m): 12:28am On Jul 09, 2016 |
Donald3d: With the way the pattern is aligned it looks like a puff adder/viper let me just hang my camera for neck dey see if lala go do normal. |
Romance › Re: Share Your Hilarious Experience With Electric Shock by Perfecttouch(m): 12:17am On Jul 09, 2016 |
Bro this u are joking with is not a joking something o When I was in 200level back then in Unilorin ,hmmm I get this iron from hell wey I dey use,I don cello tape hin life finish then one day,when I dey I iron,I mistakenly touch the tip wey cello tape don commot hmmm,my broda and sisters,he be like say dem knack me stick for back of head,na later I realize say na electric gbass me o.
Shey all of una remember that towards the end of semester wey every situation dey be like this Buhari regime so? Na so 8 of us for Agro villa contribute money say we wan prepare rice o. And funny enough,he be like say na everybody last kobo we donate. So he get this guy among us wey him mama na caterer so d guy oversabi for cooking. He don put all ingredients come remain ororo, him put ororo finish cover pot,he no reach 2 minites na him rice dey foam uncontrollably ,my fellow brothers and sister,na so we realize say na liquid soap the mumu put inside rice. U fit imagine everybody rage! We just go jejely find garri soak ni |
Celebrities › Re: Nairaland Artiste, Kylez, Dazzles In New Photoshoot! (PICS) by Perfecttouch(m): 11:45pm On Jul 08, 2016 |
Airforce1: The thread is about kylez and not about airforce1 my name too sweet for una mouth
Any music thread una go mention airforce1  some people song be giving someone heart attack .
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Celebrities › Re: Nairaland Artiste, Kylez, Dazzles In New Photoshoot! (PICS) by Perfecttouch(m): 11:43pm On Jul 08, 2016 |
bestestgirl: Airforce 1, come and see song! Not to be shouting 'you such a diva ehhh' x16
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Crime › Re: Man Butchers Fellow Man, And Pack Him In A Bag. Photos Attached by Perfecttouch(m): 10:32pm On Jul 08, 2016 |
The level of impunity and wickedness alone in Nigeria is enough for God to punish us with Buhari. The heart of man, mans inhuman to man |
Education › Re: 18 Photos Graduates And Undergraduates Can Relate To by Perfecttouch(m): 9:57pm On Jul 08, 2016 |
Tonnierichy: All true. Anyways, I graduated today oooooo  Proudly an alumni of unilorin welcome onboard 2013set Biosystems representing |
Education › Re: 18 Photos Graduates And Undergraduates Can Relate To by Perfecttouch(m): 9:57pm On Jul 08, 2016 |
Tonnierichy: All true. Anyways, I graduated today oooooo  Proudly an alumni of unilorin welcome onboard 2013set |
Science/Technology › Re: Let's Talk About Extraterrestrials, Aliens, UFOs: Are They Real? by Perfecttouch(m): 7:25pm On Jul 08, 2016 |
frostland: I still have d believe dat life is only possible on earth, if DA exist why haven't we see dem?wat is still keeping dem to make demself visible? humans have gone into space and even check out some planetary bodies yet noting its two way bro,what's keeping you from seeing them too and why haven't you made yourself visible to them too |
Celebrities › Re: Ojb's First Son Carrying His Father's Coffin On His Back (photo) by Perfecttouch(m): 6:53pm On Jul 08, 2016 |
Smellymouth: Don't want to love a gangstar/ Said you wanna have a proper lover/ So I let you go out of my life/ It hurt so deep like a knife/ You know you got a man to call your own/ Yet you don't want to stay at home/ Saying that you still love me so/ Why did I let go/
CHORUS :: When you're weak/ I'll be strong/ When you cry/ I'll be by your side/ Girl remember/ I'm the one who's searching/ Oh lord/ When it rains/ I'll be your shade/ Think a thing/ No matter the way/ Girl remember/ I'm the one Who's searching/
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/black-and-white-chris-brown-depressed-gif-sad-Favim.com-295171.gif GOd bless you bro |
Celebrities › Re: Ojb's First Son Carrying His Father's Coffin On His Back (photo) by Perfecttouch(m): 5:07pm On Jul 08, 2016 |
topstory: Late music producer, singer and songwriter, OJB Jezreel who died on Tuesday, June 14, 2016, following complications from his kidney ailment was on Friday taken to church for funeral service at The Redeemed Christian Church of God, Grace Chapel #129, Ogunlana drive, Surulere, Lagos.
After the service, the late producer's first son, who is not among the pall bearers was pictured carrying his father’s coffin on his back as they marched out of the church premises to the Ikoyi cemetery, Ikoyi, Lagos.
OJB is survived by his father, siblings, three wives and eight children
http://www.naijatopstory.com/2016/07/ojbs-first-son-carrying-his-fathers.html cc smellymouth, abeg give me that searching lyrics again
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Celebrities › Re: Shocking...see The Woman With The Biggest And Fattest Pussy!!!!(adult Photo) by Perfecttouch(m): 5:00pm On Jul 08, 2016 |
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Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Attack With The Intention To Chop Off My Manager's Head...(picture by Perfecttouch(m): 4:57pm On Jul 08, 2016 |
Thank God for his life. But who uses needle and thread to sow head? |
Romance › Re: I Regret Voting Lanicky. by Perfecttouch(m): 4:37pm On Jul 08, 2016 |
MEGGATRON: [color=#990000][/color] una don even carry this matter reach heaven abi? Continue |
Travel › Re: Sam Onyishi, Peace Mass Transit Boss Regrets Umuahia, Bayelsa Accidents by Perfecttouch(m): 2:24pm On Jul 08, 2016 |
oluseyioba: Story story... in square voice ,na today e,omo e don tey tell me which kin lie be this na today ha he don tey e Guy man wan upgrade go luxurious buses hence the sacrifices. Na only you be driver? Just watch out for this man,very soon, dozen luxurious buses go fall in |
Nairaland General › Re: Ojb Jeezreel Finally Laid To Rest (happening Now) by Perfecttouch(m): 12:17pm On Jul 08, 2016 |
Nairabeezie: The funeral service of OJB (Music Producer)is currently holding at RCCG, Grace Chapel Surulere, Lagos.
Source: http://www.yomiblog.com/ojb-finally-laid-to-rest/ rip ojb, and I once thought when am financially buoyant enough I will go and meet him to produce two r&b for me. You live on baba,your great works live on too |
Events › Re: Adorable Photos Of Handsome Identical Naija Triplets(photos) by Perfecttouch(m): 11:37am On Jul 08, 2016 |
JAZES: Nigerian triplets identified as John, Peter and Jamie Obidiegwu are celebrating their birthday on an equally special day – the 7th day of the 7th month, 7 denoting good luck and completion in a lot of cultures and religions.
Below are some photos of the handsome triplets, shared on Instagram to celebrate their birthday.
http://www.onlineleaks247.com/index.php/2016/07/08/photos-meet-nigerian-identical-triplets/
CC: lalasticlala,ishilove see over cuteness dey worry these guys! Wetin naw? God abeg today remember me as my wife belle,just give me 2 cos I no go lie,money never dey to take care of triplets |
Celebrities › Re: Davido Is A Poor Man: Nigerian Billionaire Son Majid Maddest Reveals by Perfecttouch(m): 11:26am On Jul 08, 2016 |
Businessnaija: show us ur mansion sir.  continue fooling yourself boda ode.opening many monikers to show us your level of stupidy.davido never use filters for his photos and here u are over filtered picture and still,the obvious is still glaring |
Politics › Re: Fayose Hops On A Motorcycle For A Ride To The State Government's House by Perfecttouch(m): 10:32am On Jul 08, 2016 |
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Politics › Re: Fayose Hops On A Motorcycle For A Ride To The State Government's House by Perfecttouch(m): 10:31am On Jul 08, 2016 |
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Celebrities › Re: Billionaire Son Majidmaddest In Hot Romance With A Strange Lady:Leaked Photos+ by Perfecttouch(m): 9:36am On Jul 08, 2016 |
Scandalbuster: go and make money, so that we bloggers will recognize you. SMH no vex since na ur life I dey make now and not money. Oswo,you call that rickety land cruiser SUV? Una two must be high on dung |
Celebrities › Re: Billionaire Son Majidmaddest In Hot Romance With A Strange Lady:Leaked Photos+ by Perfecttouch(m): 12:21am On Jul 08, 2016 |
Businessnaija: Various people all over the E-world have expressed their joy/sadness towards the top controversial Nigerian-American artist.
The billionaire son recently released a picture of him kissing a Strange lady. Earlier today, Majidmaddest in a press release called davido, the popular Nigerian artist a poor man. The press release so far, has created an argument between Davido and Majidmaddest fans.
officialmajidmaddest on instagram.
Click below link to listen to the wonderful voice of the billionaire son.
http://www.naijaolofofo.com/majid-maddest-jeje-laye/ who be the person wey dey label this agbero billionaire son? |
Travel › Re: Pictures You Can Relate To If You Have Been To Lagos-ibadan Expressway by Perfecttouch(m): 12:07am On Jul 08, 2016 |
teejaypee: 2.Then you hear MFM, RCCG, Deeper Life and NASFAT are holding programs in one night.
It has ended. I haff died just jejeli pack for express join the crusade |
Jokes Etc › Re: The Reason Y Some Nairalanders Are Still Awake By Ds Time In Nigeria... by Perfecttouch(m): 11:47pm On Jul 07, 2016 |
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Celebrities › Re: African-prince Goodson With Justin Bieber by Perfecttouch(m): 10:09pm On Jul 07, 2016 |
AfricanPrinceG: Africanprince(AP) and Justinbieber(JB) my goodness,which kin oswo photoshopping be this? Bros ur mate don born finish o |
Business › Re: 60 Years After, Kano Groundnut Pyramids Site Turns To Football Field by Perfecttouch(m): 9:46pm On Jul 07, 2016 |
Oga I didn't even bother to read the long epistle. I only wanted to see the before and after pics,those things motivate me to go back and read the story |
Career › Re: PHCN Official Electrocuted At Mill Garage, Ilorin, Kwara State (photos) by Perfecttouch(m): 6:24pm On Jul 07, 2016 |
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Politics › Re: Protest In Ekiti As Masses Demand Brobe Of Fayose (photo) by Perfecttouch(m): 12:11pm On Jul 07, 2016 |
popesam1: Happening now in Ekiti, the masses of ekiti state take on the city of Ado Ekiti to protest against the State Governor Ayodele Fayose. The masses now call on EFCC to probe fayose Access Bank Account and that the Governor should not be above the law, that impunity is different from immunity.
source: http://www.naijapopular.com/2016/07/protest-in-ekiti-as-masses-demand-brobe.html?m=1 its been a while I heard fayose vibrate online,can someone explain to me why? |
Politics › Re: Protest In Ekiti As Masses Demand Brobe Of Fayose (photo) by Perfecttouch(m): 12:10pm On Jul 07, 2016 |
popesam1: Happening now in Ekiti, the masses of ekiti state take on the city of Ado Ekiti to protest against the State Governor Ayodele Fayose. The masses now call on EFCC to probe fayose Access Bank Account and that the Governor should not be above the law, that impunity is different from immunity.
source: http://www.naijapopular.com/2016/07/protest-in-ekiti-as-masses-demand-brobe.html?m=1 its been a while I heard fayose vibrate online,can someone explain to me why? |
Jokes Etc › Re: When You Have Too Much Swags by Perfecttouch(m): 10:44am On Jul 07, 2016 |
Horlhaphemi: . oshey, awon ti snake in the monkey shadow, Awon ti eagles claw, Awon eyan veejay Guy guy posing with a wc is just showcasing his handwork |
Jokes Etc › Re: Could This Be Love? Funny Pre-Wedding Pix. by Perfecttouch(m): 7:18pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
COvo: These photos have gone viral on Facebook, is this real love? Or something else is involved. op if you happen to be a blogger,then you are a failed and not a resourceful blogger,you are not current and definitely not well informed.which one is pretty wedding pics? Is that a wedding pics or a pre-wedding? |