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AutosRe: Very Clean Barely Used 2015 Toyota Prado TXL 10.6m by Perfecttouch(m): 10:56pm On Jun 27, 2016
MainFieldautos:
Extremely Clean and barely used 2015 Toyota Land Cruiser Prado TXL.. Bought Brand new
Slightly negotiable after inspection
Price :10.6m
Location :Lekki, Lagos
Call or whatsupp :08030708011 or 08026584788
BBM :564B1C57
abeg the freezer still dey inside?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: A School In Abuja Needs An English Language Teacher And Nurse by Perfecttouch(m): 8:45pm On Jun 27, 2016
tomzman:
"An school" what kind of English is that? You should correct your topic.
they really need an English teacher since it is an school
FoodRe: Sold by Perfecttouch(m): 8:21pm On Jun 27, 2016
Which kin sweet advert be this wet no get picture?
FashionRe: See Uche Jombo Look Alike by Perfecttouch(m): 6:39pm On Jun 27, 2016
derab7:
people do tell me I look like uche jombo,pls help confirm with this pics.Is it real?
very very true













































The caricature poverty stricken resemblance
EducationRe: How A Boy Insulted His Dad Who Recently Added Him On Whatsapp (PHOTO) by Perfecttouch(m): 5:17pm On Jun 27, 2016
mezynaija:
Very funny, at the same time embarrassing how a father and his son texted each other on social media. Just like we all the know the trending social media messenger WhatsApp which its users increases every now and then.

One Michael, just insulted his Dad without knowing. It was gathered that Michael's Dad recently joined the messaging app and decided to chat his Son up, but the reply he got was a very rude one

Lol, I can imagine how this feels. Seriously sometimes we need to think twice before we react to things. God help Michael his Dad understands his ignorance

More here: http://www.jtownconnect.com/2016/06/photo-how-boy-insulted-his-dad-who.html
so for ur mind now u think u are smart shey? Someone open a thread earlier and included pictures and u went ahead and created Same and even upgraded it and at the end of it, it still doesn't make sense like the former. I just laugh at all these bloggers.

CelebritiesRe: Comedian Ali Baba Shares Epic Selfies With Lots Of Comedians by Perfecttouch(m): 4:45pm On Jun 27, 2016
segun400:
Legendary comedian Ali Baba shared some selfies which features a number of famous faces in comedy .Can you spot some?


Source:http://www.flexygist.com/2016/06/27/comedian-ali-baba-shares-epic-selfies-with-lots-of-comedians/


cc: lalasticlala, ijebabe, MissyB3
in as much as I didn't see akpororo there, I didn't see comedians
PhonesRe: Nigerian Parents Absolutely Hilarious On Whatsapp (with Pics) by Perfecttouch(m): 7:58am On Jun 27, 2016
Mopricelezz:
5. And this daddy who knew when to go unavailable
THE NUMBER YOU ARE TEXTING HAS BEEN DELETED FROM WHATSAPP, o boy just zero your mind from that day's allowance, o.y.o is ur name
Nairaland GeneralIs It A Taboo For A Christian To Break Fast With Muslims? by Perfecttouch(op): 7:38am On Jun 27, 2016
So I went to a very good client of mine yesterday to talk about framing for his wedding pictures, it was around that time to break their fast and he has been very wonderful to me.jovial,loving and kind he is. So they were many there about 18 people or thereabout, I was the only Christian there and they all persuaded and plead with me to join them. So we ate fruits first and they went to pray and after that, we are rice with beef and they later brought pap sugar and milk which I couldn't take cos I was full. So is it a taboo or am just an alatenuje olojukokoro? Cos believe me,that bro and his family is not someone u can turn down!
Cc lalasticlala
pls let's hear people's opinion about this and let them enlighten us
CrimeRe: PHOTOS: RRS Arrests Three 'one Chance' Gangs In Lagos by Perfecttouch(m): 4:31pm On Jun 26, 2016
sosanova:
Yoruba and ONE CHANCE Robbery
we have more than 10names there and the only name you saw there was the Yoruba guy. The 9+ ibos there,dem use super glue cover ur eyes make u no see them,u need sango in your life
Nairaland GeneralRe: Newly Installed Lister New Gen 8 Hp And 7.5kva Alternator For Sale by Perfecttouch(m): 4:14pm On Jun 26, 2016
olaodun:
Newly Installed diesel lister new gen 8 hp and 7.5kva alternator for sale . It was bought newly and never used but has been installed and for urgent sale for a lucky buyer. Both the engine and the alternator to be sold together
no price no mode of contact, I love this advertisement
Technology MarketRe: Alternative Fuel For Your Generator by Perfecttouch(m): 4:12pm On Jun 26, 2016
Thanks for this info,pls how many days will 12kg serve me if am to use it 12hours a day?
CelebritiesRe: "If You Drive A Range Rover Sport, You Are Not Rich But Stupid" - Kelly Hansome by Perfecttouch(m): 1:17pm On Jun 26, 2016
Kelly handsome couldn't make a comeback and hence decided to start fooling himself.
Now, If I have my own personal house,
Have a business that brings in profit regularly
Then am I stupid or it is Kelly that has sawdust in his brain?
PoliticsRe: Guess What Tribe The Zenith Manager Kneeling And Begging Fayose Is From? by Perfecttouch(m): 1:01pm On Jun 26, 2016
iaamxavier:
he is from the beggy beggy tribe who ass lick every one! grin the brown roofers who their surname is dirty their baptismal name is thuggery and fraud and their first name is cowards I forgot to add their confirmation name is ofe m ...... tongue oya go and hang urseff grin

PoliticsRe: Guess What Tribe The Zenith Manager Kneeling And Begging Fayose Is From? by Perfecttouch(m): 1:00pm On Jun 26, 2016
xharder:
You are Pained grin sorry!
why quote me?

PoliticsRe: Guess What Tribe The Zenith Manager Kneeling And Begging Fayose Is From? by Perfecttouch(m): 12:43pm On Jun 26, 2016
kettykin:
This chap called Bruteforce is a mental case, I suggest nairaland.com should have a psychologist in house that can assist this group of people.

Such people denigrate the essence of having a public forum, just take a look at how an otherwise very informative discuss has been railroaded into something else by a very critical mental patient.
youve gat nothing to say to the tribal goat that opened the thread in the first place? You need a bed with titanic anchor chain in yabaleft
PoliticsRe: Guess What Tribe The Zenith Manager Kneeling And Begging Fayose Is From? by Perfecttouch(m): 12:38pm On Jun 26, 2016
Intellect20:
Guess What Tribe The Zenith Manager Kneeling Down And Begging is From?
he is a Yoruba man
I am a Yoruba man
Yoruba's are trained to respect their parents
Elders, and seniors, it is in our blood, we've got good home training and etiquette,


Now unlike you bastards that are not properly brought up,not trained. U wake up and greet ur parents with a nod, nna good morning, no home training, no etiquette no respect.mannerless set of tribalized idiots.
Due to your ignorance and illiteracy ,maybe you read but your sawdust brain couldn't phantom that fayose helped that guy to attain the post he got to, he is not an ingrate Incase u don't know. If it were to be me, I will remove my suit, prostrate and roll on the ground cos we were taught to appreciate things no matter how little it is.

You've just shown how senseless you are,opening a thread to showcase your stupidity.
AutosRe: (5 UNITS Available)Low Mileage 2014 Nissan Almera... Asking Price: ₦1.1million by Perfecttouch(m): 10:41pm On Jun 25, 2016
Op he gree 20,000 abeg na God I take beg u.








My pastor told me to expect a miracle
RomanceRe: Question Of The Day. What Will Do If Ur Daughter Come Back From School Likedis by Perfecttouch(m): 10:06pm On Jun 25, 2016
adewumiopeyemi:
Question of the day what will u do if ur daughter come back from school like dis.. angry angry angry angry
in wizzy's voice, plenty man shall fall that day if I reach the school o hey
CelebritiesRe: Meet The Prettiest LASTMA Officer by Perfecttouch(m): 9:39pm On Jun 25, 2016
WindUpMerchant:
we still dey wait for your album
you should know some people ARE JUST THERE in their music career
CelebritiesRe: Mr Facebook Meets His Abuja Fans (photos) by Perfecttouch(m): 7:13pm On Jun 25, 2016
Pepuscutie270:
You remember the viral story of one Gaius Chibueze, known as Mr Facebook, a young man who wants to break Guinness book of record by meeting all his Facebook friends and fans all over the world ? Well He met with his fans staying in Abuja last week and here are some photos from the meeting...


More pics ::: http://www.oliviangene.com/2016/06/mr-facebook-meets-his-abuja-fans-photos.html?m=0
when too much yahoo money is worrying u. Yahoo money overdose
CelebritiesRe: Beautiful New Photos Of Sophia Momodu by Perfecttouch(m): 4:21pm On Jun 25, 2016
WAECFlyer:
https://www.timenaija.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/00-95.png
https://www.timenaija.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/000-59.png

Ovation publisher, Dele Momodu’s cousin & Mother-of-one, Sophia Momodu shared beautiful pics of herself at Rihanna Anti World Tour 2016 concert in Wembley Stadium, London. Another photo after the cut.
cc: lalasticlala


Source: http://www.timenaija.com/beautiful-new-photos-of-sophia-momodu/
una see am now o, na her 300k allowance she take go dey watch Rihanna tour so o, later dem go start one yeye wahala, dem go almost wan enter inside traveling bag go Dubai.davido come see am now so u go get evidence later
TravelRe: Nigerian Woman Saw Danfo In Houston, Texas (photos) by Perfecttouch(m): 4:18pm On Jun 25, 2016
obiremy:
According to the IG user who shared the photos,a danfo bus was spotted in.Read what she wrote above
abegi that danfo is Lagos bound, dem don finish all the work for there, Infact person wey wan drive am don dey celebrate for mushin. Na just ship,land clear and drive enter mushin,oshodi,ikeja along remain
CelebritiesRe: Behind The Scene Photos Of Jaywon And Reekado Banks On Set by Perfecttouch(m): 4:03pm On Jun 25, 2016
metromediaboss:
Singer,Jaywon also known as Oba Orin is currently working on a new video with Mavin star,Reekado Banks . Both were spotted on set of the new video directed by Unlimited LA


See photos below

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/06/behind-scene-photos-of-jaywon-and.html

cc: lalasticlala
am only interested on the camera used and that red device, am guessing that is not sun gun light. Anybody with useful info should enlighten me
FashionRe: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by Perfecttouch(m): 3:35pm On Jun 25, 2016
I vote MYSTICGAL

wish she could have chosen a very catchy name, it took a while before I could get her, her interview is outstanding and she stood out among the contestants. A tall,gorgeous , beautiful and elegant beauty such as her should grace nairaland as the ambassador. I don't know u from Adam but I root for u.
Cc nljega
FashionRe: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by Perfecttouch(m): 3:35pm On Jun 25, 2016
I vote mysticgal wish she could have chosen a very catchy name, it took a while before I could get her, her interview is outstanding and she stood out among the contestants. A tall,gorgeous , beautiful and elegant beauty such as her should grace nairaland as the ambassador. I don't know u from Adam but I root for u.
Cc nljega
PoliticsRe: EFCC Arrests Fayose’s Personal Assistant by Perfecttouch(m): 2:37pm On Jun 25, 2016
phemmyutd:
FLASHBACK: July 25, 2006

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission on Monday, arrested Mr. Goke Olatunji, the personal assistant to the Ekiti State Governor, Mr Ayo Fayose.
Details of Olatunji‘s arrest around 7.15am at the Murtala Mohammed Airport, Lagos, were sketchy as at press time on Monday.
Olatunji was said have been arrested in the presence of Fayose, who was scheduled to board a Virgin Atlantic aircraft for London.
The governor‘s entourage was said to include the state’s Deputy Governor, Mrs. Biodun Olujinmi and the Commissioner for Works, Mr Kayode Eso.
It was gathered that the incident forced the governor and his team to turn back from the airport.
Sources told our correspondent that some vital documents belonging to Fayose were recovered from Olatunji.
The arrest of the aide might not be unconnected with the running battle between the EFCC and Ekiti State Government over the controversial poultry project and alleged diversion of public funds.
The Chief Press Secretary to the Governor, Mr Idowu Adelusi, told our correspondent on the telephone that Olatunji was now with the EFCC.
He said, ” Olatunji was arrested this morning by the EFCC operatives. The commission never invited him, because if he was, he would have shown up.
”His arrest is a surprise to the Ekiti State Government, but the government is not willing to make a statement on the issue for now.
”We are keeping our fingers crossed, as the event unfolds.”
Efforts by our correspondent around 8pm on Monday to get the EFCC’s comment on Olatunji’s arrest proved abortive.


nm.onlinenigeria.com/templates/?a=8209&z=12
what sort of nonsense is this op? Ten years ago news?

PoliticsRe: Before 1999, Tinubu Had None Of These.. by Perfecttouch(m): 1:13pm On Jun 25, 2016
Anseth:
:
1. Oriental Hotel
2. Falomo Shopping Complex
3. First Nation Airline
4. Lekki Concession Company
5. Apapa Amusement Park
6. Maiyegun Land Project
7. De Nation
8. Renaissance Hotel
9. Tejuoso Market (Joint ownership)
10. Ikeja Shopping Mall
11. TV Continental
12. Converted Lagos Poly land for TVC
13. Owned NNPC Office building in Lagos
14. Radio Continental
15. Owned School of Nursing building in Lagos
16. Tax Collector of Lagos State (Alpha Beta)
17. Wife is a member of the National Assembly
18. Son-in-law is a member of the National Assembly
19. Daughter is the President-General of Market Women Association in Lagos
20. N4 billion government financed property for self at Queens Drive, Lagos.
Tinubu acquired all of the above and many more not listed after he became Governor of Lagos State, first in 1999 and won his second term in 2003. He remains Governor Emeritus of Lagos, controlling the State’s treasury through his protege Governor Fashola.
and all these are in Nigeria, creating jobs for Nigerians. If saraki and all those who looted our treasury did same, we won't have so many unemployed in Nigeria.
CelebritiesRe: Gospel Rapper Lynxxx Smoking Shisha [PICS] by Perfecttouch(m): 1:08pm On Jun 25, 2016
JAYTUNEZ:
Latest Gospel Artiste, Lynxx was caught on camera smoking Shisha at Sao Cafe on Wednesday June 22, 2016 as Dj Obi kicked off his attempt to break a world record.

All year long, Nigerian rapper, Lynxxx has been sharing inspirational and motivational messages on social media.

Then on May 27, 2016 he dropped a new single titled ‘Serve You’.

With the new song, he officially announced his faith and new found love for God and embraced the title of a ‘Gospel rapper’.


See more photos after the cut..


http://www.tunezmediablog.com/2016/06/gospel-rapper-lynxx-spotted-smoking.html?m=1
dont mind these hypocrites called artist, when they discover they can't sing good songs anymore I.e rap or r&b they result to gospel, obiwon did it, we overlooked it now all these yeye talentless artist wan scam us too? We will not collect it
CelebritiesRe: Make-up Transformation Of Toyin Lawani's Staff by Perfecttouch(m): 12:54pm On Jun 25, 2016
DJBIGGY:
The elderly woman pictured above is a staff of Yoruba actress, Toyin Lawani who she decided to get the service of her personal make-up artiste to rearrange the facial existing of her face.

It is so good that a young man can stop her on the road and begin to drop punchlines about how he would love to be her bobo.

Photo below:

http://www.olamzy.com/2016/06/dayum-check-out-amazing-make-up.html
iroooooo oooooo
Infact am dropping my punch line right now
Hello bae,
Forget the Guiter strings on your cheek , we can always go back there to redo it everytime
And it doesn't even matter since we will always off light at night
Let me take u to mama kabiru to eat ewa aganyin tantalizer is for immature peeps o jare
I will take u to see alafin of oyo,Obama is overratedi o jaree
I will take you to see baba the tortoise in Ogbomosho , amusement park is for mummy's boys and girls o awele mi.
We will eat igbin with efo riro, shawarma and ice cream is for small small childreni o eyin fun jowo ibadi Aran mi

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