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Romance › Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Perfecttouch(m): 10:12am On Jul 01, 2016

donbenedict:
guy please stop spamming my mentions! I don't like your character. You are a very insultive person.

who spam u? You wan use me get attention ?

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Romance › Re: Follow The Team..#adewumiopeyemi# For Mr Nairaland..2016.. LETS MEET HERE..pics by Perfecttouch(m): 12:23am On Jul 01, 2016

adewumiopeyemi:
need ur support.....

u better upload a dope photo not that one on ur dp that u look like albino rat

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Politics › Re: I’m On My Way To Umuahia For Swearing In As Abia Governor — Sampson Ogah by Perfecttouch(m): 12:18am On Jul 01, 2016

collins011:
Brother propose so that your destiny will be rewrites

this statement just gave me

Business › Re: How To Get Financial Help From Nigerian Philanthropist by Perfecttouch(m): 9:32pm On Jun 30, 2016

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those that will give the financial aide or give you money, they are your family members abi? If all you listed are true,why do you need to sell manual for 4k? So those people's contacts are inside your manual? And when one purchase the manual, automatically you are connected to those people shey?

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Education › Re: Photos Of Unilorin At Night- By Jide Dosunmu by Perfecttouch(m): 8:38pm On Jun 30, 2016

kubumilano:
Op hope u don't mind been an Official Photographer to a Govt functionary. If yes contact me igwekelvin1@gmail.com.

oga abeg me self no mind o. Seems I will start pasting my job on nairaland

Nairaland General › Re: Man Lifts Metal Trolley With His Teeth In Ikeja,lagos by Perfecttouch(m): 2:02pm On Jun 30, 2016

mineANDurs:

In a sane country, this man is an outstanding asset!

Only in Nigeria that we let such talents become waste

outstanding talent in what aspect? Let the meruwa who use that thing for business catch him

Food › Re: Best Way To Soak Garri. ?? (picture) by Perfecttouch(m): 1:59pm On Jun 30, 2016

segunjowo:
Looks good but I don't eat my garri this way. The moi' moi' in the water will make it disgusting and all.

na wa o,so iced milk don turn moimoi abi? Na person like u dey always order for microwaved ice cream for tantalizer. That's even if u know what tantalizer is

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Jokes Etc › Re: When A Certain Man From A Certain Place Bashes Your Car (graphic Pictures) by Perfecttouch(m): 1:52pm On Jun 30, 2016

RebelChip:
Haaaaaaaaaaaaa Sir...... Haaaaaaaaaaa.....
Abeg Sir....... Sorry Sir ooooooo ..... Haaaaaaa.

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Politics › Re: When Nigerian Politicians Want To Decieve (photos)... by Perfecttouch(m): 1:23pm On Jun 30, 2016

Captain47:
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@op, fayose own na authentic o,it's in the blood. Not faking things

Celebrities › Re: Kaffy Celebrates Her 36th Birthday by Perfecttouch(m): 1:03pm On Jun 30, 2016

ikbnice:
happy birthday to the woman who holds a guiness world record for the longest dance recorded with a time of 52 hours and 3 minutes. It happened in 2006.

we don hear

Education › Re: Photos Of Unilorin At Night- By Jide Dosunmu by Perfecttouch(m): 12:38pm On Jun 30, 2016

0955eb027:
what dept?

agric& Biosystems engineering

Family › Re: Aje-kpako Rocks: Who Truely Own This Tire? by Perfecttouch(m): 10:27am On Jun 30, 2016

PigMeat:
when i was a kid i could remember
putting my mum and neighbours into
quarrel with themselves because of
similar things like the pix below. funny
enough after the quarrel between my
mum and the other woman, the boy and i will return back to our normal activities
and stay cool, forgeting the dis-unity we
have brought upon our both parents.
FROM YOUR SENSE OF JUDGEMENT, who
truely own the tire and what makes u
think so?

na B get tire naw, that A guy is crying more than the bereaved.

Celebrities › Re: PIC: Adamawa Singer Who Went Missing After Releasing Anti-corruption Song Found by Perfecttouch(m): 10:25am On Jun 30, 2016

Why do I keep thinking this guy arranged his own kidnap to sell his album? Before u quote me, remember skibi came back from the dead

Celebrities › Re: PIC: Adamawa Singer Who Went Missing After Releasing Anti-corruption Song Found by Perfecttouch(m): 10:24am On Jun 30, 2016

Why do I keep thinking this guy arranged his own kidnap to sell his album? Before u quote me, remember skibi came back from the dead

Romance › Re: As Handsome As I Am, I Don't Have Any Girlfriend Or Any Lady To Call by Perfecttouch(m): 10:16am On Jun 30, 2016

olendave:
am Oluwaseun by name a.k.a. lovelykiss. am 24yrs old. as handsome as i am I still don't know how to toast babes rightly. pls help me out, oh yea Ladies

Education › Re: Photos Of Unilorin At Night- By Jide Dosunmu by Perfecttouch(m): 10:13am On Jun 30, 2016

jdfrankimagery:
Hi, am Jide Dosunmu, a final year student of Unilorin and also a photographer. I came up with this not quite long, since i'd be graduating in a few months so i thought i'd do something i haven't seen anyone else do in Unilorin(not so sure, though)

Here are pictures of some strategic places in Unilorin that any student can relate to, all taken at night (10pm and above) and they came out just beautiful because the beauty of the school is evident. .. Hope you'd love them and share with friends.

Follow me on Instagram: www.instagram.com/jdfrank_imagery , twitter: www.twitter.com/jdfrank_imagery and facebook: www.facebook.com/jdfrankimagery

No 1 = library
No2= walkway/ skyway
No3= walkway I think block 3 or 4
Unilorin 2013 set representing.thats the oy school you can concentrate on your reading at night without the fear or any cult harassing you.

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Romance › Re: I Just Lost My Fiancee To A Bad Prank Gone Wrong...women Are Selfish by Perfecttouch(m): 10:05am On Jun 30, 2016

mayor10:
And you believe this cooked up stories...so u went rat hunting and u were able to catch them live#nice one OP#Ebola is ur friend

oga if this happened in Lagos,then I believe it. Lagos rats fears nobody I mean nobody. Liver go fail u to kill them self. They will come to ur house and dance to ur music, na u go tire I swear. As for those cockroaches, they walk in gangs and they definitely dare u.

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Politics › Re: 1984 Photo Of Buhari About Bread Surfaces Online by Perfecttouch(m): 9:42am On Jun 30, 2016

AtlanticBreeze:
Twitter user @dolapoalade found this picture while packing..

https://twitter.com/DolapoAlade/status/747770530724446208

70% of people who voted for Buhari in 2015 have not been given birth to in 1984 hence the massive scam. I regret voting for him sha.

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Education › Re: 43 Of The 96 Howard Univrsity Doctor Of Pharmacy Candidates Are Nigerians by Perfecttouch(m): 9:36am On Jun 30, 2016

mikron:
http://www.adeolafayehun.com/2016/05/so-proud-43-of-96-howard-university.html

if you ever believe they will come to Nigeria to practice, then you are in for a long thing. Nigeria Is not a country that encourages brilliant mind

Autos › Re: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Clean Tokunbo 2011 Bmw X6 ....price 10.7m @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ by Perfecttouch(m): 8:12pm On Jun 29, 2016

My dream car, I can give anything to have this car,but I prefer it to be white in colour

NYSC › Re: NYSC Allowances In 26 States Across Nigeria by Perfecttouch(m): 7:49pm On Jun 29, 2016

simplyglow:
What sort of nonsense is this

some of you guys just use meme without applying sense. What's nonsense in what the op just pasted?

TV/Movies › Re: "Irinajo Eda" - Odunlade & Ronke Odusanya Play Celestial Prophets Roles by Perfecttouch(m): 7:43pm On Jun 29, 2016

9janewsarena:
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YOU'LL BE SHOCKED IF YOU SEE HOW ODUN ADEKOLA GRABS ACTRESS RONKE ODUSANYA'S BEHIND DURING DELIVERANCE ==>>

www.9janewsarena.com/2016/06/caption-this-photo-of-odunlade-ronke-odusanya.html

just imagine how these people shoot film? Look at the type of camera they use! Camera you can easily rent for 15k per day or for two days self! Even the likes of clearance peter and aje won't use camera like this.they can't even use steady cam and they intend to achieve maximum result? Nollywood still have a very looooooooooooooooooong way to go when it comes to production

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Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy Arrives UK For His Concert by Perfecttouch(m): 5:33pm On Jun 29, 2016

Burn a boy be like, baba iya eyan, 15 yrs in exile now am back oya enemies wail on.
Mychewew he be like agbero wey smoke expired weed.they can't even appear decent for goodness sake

Nairaland General › Re: Check Out The New Flying Hover Board Test Run by Perfecttouch(m): 1:59pm On Jun 29, 2016

PatchBoy:
The hover Board test was been followed for proper safety

nigeria government should just purchase as many as possible and and put them at the entrance of muritala Mohammed airport,hold up for that place too much abrg

Nairaland General › Re: Check Out The New Flying Hover Board Test Run by Perfecttouch(m): 1:56pm On Jun 29, 2016

PatchBoy:
The hover Board test was been followed for proper safety

why dem no invent this thing when I still dey Unilorin? I for just dey fly am from tanke to campus. I trust all those mami water girls wey no dey take eyes see moving all flying things. Dem go be like,
Pls perfect cqn you drop me off at tanke?
Abeg shey na inside bag I go put them or where?

Politics › Re: I Remain Resolute, Unintimidated, Says Fayose by Perfecttouch(m): 10:58am On Jun 29, 2016

Na so but ur noise making and criticism has greatly reduced, what happened? U feeling the heat already?

Politics › Re: ONELGA Militants Sign Peace Deal In Rivers, Flaunt Their Guns - PICS by Perfecttouch(m): 10:55am On Jun 29, 2016

ChangeIsCostant:
A peace move has been initiated in Ogba/Egbema/Ndoni LGA of Rivers State as known notorious cultists have embraced Amnesty for the sake of peace. The terrorist group known as ONELGA Militant Group have dropped their arms in a measure to embrace peace.

The group led by Don Wanny signed a peace agreement in the presence of the ONELGA Council chairman, Isaac Umejuru and ONELGA Peace Development Group headed by Bright Abali.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/06/notorious-cultists-flaunt-their-weapons.html

I just look at all these people in government and laugh,during election,you import various species of gun and ammunitions but after election, you want them to return those weapons and embrace peace, who are they fooling? The amount of ammunition in the hands of civilians in this country is too much. Don't be surprise if all these militants didn't acquire new weapons but use the ones given to them during election

Business › Re: Ifeanyi Ubah's Mansion On Display As Explorer Magazine Paid Visit - Photos by Perfecttouch(m): 8:18am On Jun 29, 2016

viviangist:
The EXPLORER MAGAZINE team paid a courtesy call on the Capital Oil & Gas Boss who also the President, FC Ifeanyi Ubah, Chief. Dr. Patrick Ifeanyi Ubah at his Nnewi country home residence.
Our own Director of Operations, Mr. Ikechukwu Al Barney Amaku led the team to this private visit - Explorer Magazine Team

Source http://www.viviangist.com/explorer-magazine-paid-a-courtesy-to-ifeanyi-ubah-see-his-mansion

Cc; lalasticlala

someone should advice that guy on black thing he calls suit to remove it before he suffocates himself

Fashion › Re: Well Mannered Insults To Use Against Your Worst Enemy. Number 7 Is Pure Genius by Perfecttouch(m): 6:49pm On Jun 28, 2016

opey112:
1.May the chocolate chips in your cookies always turn to be raisins.
2.May every sock you wear be slightly rotated just enough for it to be uncomfortable.
3.May your mother come to talk to you, and then leave your door slightly ajar, so that you have to get up and close it.
4.May your article load that extra little bit as you are about to click a link so that you can
an ad instead.
5.May both side of your pillow be warm.
6.May you forever feel your cellphone vibrating in the pocket it's not even in.
7.May you always get up from your computer with headphones still attached.

op how old are you? You mumu pass that guy on the third pics

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Phones › Re: Please Seun Do You Know Anything About This ? by Perfecttouch(m): 6:41pm On Jun 28, 2016

jamex93:
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that Abdul guy wna smart person,means he is following nairaland rules back to back"seun wey dey against betting"? This admin na monkey".

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