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Osu175:this is the best time for Buhari to show us he is not witch hunting |
Bluezy13:according to your own useless statistics |
Valiant50:nkan Tia ba wu fun ogbo logbo un gbo, ika pa takiti leemeta fori sole,olu gbogbo ti gbogbo, olugbogbo ti gbogbo,oya I command u sell that cars for me at the rate of 30,000 cash and carry. My baba tell me say person go advertise this same posh car say make I just say those words, he go be my own. Oya when make I come carry am? Miracle things |
marshborn:the guy be like Ha oloriburuku onijekuje ni baby yi sha, she no even fit form posh on our first date.just shop that fish bone finish go tell them doe house say u never see husband o.onijekuje ijewuru ijewounbia. |
dragonking2:your brain needs total overhaul, they should just format your brain and fill it with sawdust since it seems that brain of yours is so useless to you. |
Ojestas:or when u see a ghost looking right and left before crossing the express . |
MsTIQ:when ur papa na gns professor and u get seven head score -20/100 in gns exam and ur broda wey get 70/100 don dey receive drip for hospital after ur papa don't almost kill am. U go just from window dey beg ni |
If u can believe this,then u can believe Uganda is the capital of Nigeria. Are these the new set of people we will depend on to give us credible news? I weep for today's bloggers. Indeed I doubt if there is hope for NAIJA |
I don't like policemen for anything but I never knew they are more worse than what we see. I came to Ilorin to work,a wedding program which I will be covering from today till Sunday.so I chartered a bike from offa garage.When we got to that roundabout on ur way to unity, cars have been stopped to ease traffic so we also waited. To my surprise,one warden ANGULU IBRAHIM came to us and removed the key to our bike. Our offence,he said we were suppose to wait at the back of cars that are on queue that we are not suppose to drive beside them. I didn't even understand the whole scenario.ok it is a round about,cars were stopped and the queue was long so in order not to cause another traffic, we rode to the side of those cars and also stopped,that is our offence,we were suppose to stop at the back of those parked cars so that cars coming from unity won't be able to pass,does that even make any sense? So he seized our machine and I took his pictures with the bike. When we got to station we argued it out and he said even though we didn't commit any offence, I was not suppose to take his pictures,he asked me to delete them but I already transfered it to my other phone.so I deleted it in his presence and we settled him 1k for an offence we didn't commit. Now the funny part, When u as an officer seize either a bike or taxi, they take it to the DMT wateva that meant, so when u bail ur bike or taxi, 60% is the officers share and 40% goes to d DMT office,money was being shared in our presence and they've arrested lots of bike men. Are these the police they called our friends?and they keep shouting u sabi say na weekend we dey. This is a shame,am still gonna tweet @nigeriapolice, corruption has eaten deep into the inner fabrics of these people.they have no mercy,no shame and they think they are above the law.
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ForeverYoung197:my sister na rice o see the stew under table, name confirm birthday be this o |
RoyalBlak007:the teeth dey dirty. Since the fish get human teeth,he suppose dey brush am naw abi him babe no dey complain ni? |
skimmy005:i rep JCNSOG ( Jesus Christ of Nazareth son of God) the author and finisher,the beginning and the end.the only one that can guide me when I walk in the valley of the shadow of death while I fear no evil. The one that protect when all other gods are snoring. The one that gives free wealth,health,prosperity, long life and the only thing he ask in return is serve me with all ur might. |
xharder:u really did a poor job
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Fayose and propaganda! Smshhh he wants to pull another china stunt on us |
Bossforeva:i like that markangel guy, he is a typical example of a good businessman. He is utilizing every ounce of fame they are getting |
makingsense:bros no vex,this comment is not MAKINGSENSE at all |
bodmas2005:fcsc all the way bro,I work with a private firm and have been trying to secure loans from from private,public and foreign bodies but they keep telling me loans are granted to federal or state workers I.e they don't do private firm even if they want to do private the process Is tedious and strenuous. So what am I saying, in fcsc, you have doors of opportunity opened for u |
WarRLaY:face2face |
Newshelmboss:buhari be like, WEREY SEE HIM BELE,SEE AS HE DEY MARCH LIKE CHAMELION IF DEM BORN U WELL MAKE U ALLOW MILITARY TAKE OVER,I GO BREAK COCONUT FOR UR HEAD ARINDI |
Newshelmboss:buhari be like, WEREY SEE HIM BELE,SEE AS HE DEY MARCH LIKE CHAMELION IF DEM BORN U WELL MAKE U ALLOW MILITARY TAKE OVER,I GO BREAK COCONUT FOR UR HEAD ARINDI |
missNGLatest:see as the guy resemble person wey catch magun( thunderbolt ) wey wan come start to somersault I don't really feel any funky about this fp and FTC trash, or am I suppose to feel somehow or something being first to comment? |
topeontop:those useless boys hen, under ikeja bridge na so one of them hold me say bros clear ur dark spot and pimples sharp sharp and that time, gravel and sharp sand smooth pass my face na so I follow am o.he come rub one thing for my leave am for like 30minutes. Later he started peeling it off and the thing was peeling of like a snake trying to shed it's skin. After evry evry sha he collect 3k come give me the remaining stuff. Una no go believe say na 250 naira I see that thing buy when he finish. |
Youngetskilz23:oga shey u wan weaken economic situation of Nigeria more ni? U wan spoil music market ni? Telling wizkid to collaborate with that agbero1 is like telling jayz to collaborate with Vic o. I get him time this evening.make him just try quote me make amadioha collaborate with sango come ft soponna strike am this evening |
UltraMediaNg:oga I no sabi book o and am not a grammarian but I believe that ad should be, KEEP CALM AND LET A TRAINED SPECIALIST HANDLE IT. No vex o na just onservation |
bsaying:almost same thing happened to a military officer sometimes ago, people who reside in Akure will know olukayode shopping complex in Akure. The man was on mufty a senior officer I later found out. He came there to repair a tablet and laptop. He was so gentle in the face. After scanning they just told him scanning and repair cost 23k. He was like how much is the price of these things I brought self. But it seems engineers in that complex do cooperate to obtain customers. They seized both devices and tell him to bring their money,he was just smiling,climbed down two stairs and made a phone call. Long story short,every engineer on that second floor both the ones that new about it and the ones just coming, wept that day after series of real flogging. They repaired the gadgets,changes the case for free and ended up chopping several lashes of koboko. |
Valiant50:pls can it go for 10,000 naira? I will really appreciate it. I was told to expect a miracle. |
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Maybe it was initially osogbo weed at work |
Fynestboi:it shows how bad and wicked the v.c is |
londonrivals:armed robber,if he like let him borrow buratai's uniform join, he will be probed. Who is he trying to intimidate? See face like stoned early morning shit |
Femmyfamous4u:he be like say hand dey scratch u to type! Do you even know what brought about me quoting that guy? He is blaming the federal government for amcon taking over Bruce galleria,am only trying to enlighten him that Fg is not silencing him but he is owing the banks! Oga next time before u quote someone, use ur medulla ,no 6 and if u no get, borrow ur family members own |
obinnashady:you people should just utilize your common sense atleast once a while. He is not owing the Fg why will they silence him? He is owing banks and am sure he used those properties as collateral |
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na her type them leave run for restaurant
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