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PoliticsRe: Buratai And His Wives Own Dubai Property - Sahara Reporters by Perfecttouch(m): 9:36am On Jun 25, 2016
Osu175:
Revealed: Buhari's Chief Of Army Staff, General Buratai, Wives Own Dubai Property







http://saharareporters.com/2016/06/24/revealed-buharis-chief-army-staff-general-buratai-wives-own-dubai-property
this is the best time for Buhari to show us he is not witch hunting
EducationRe: Father Beats His Daughter's Boyfriend In UNIZIK For Being Abusive - See Photos by Perfecttouch(m): 9:31am On Jun 25, 2016
Bluezy13:
Hahahaha....













The dad is unlearned, the brother is immature nd stupid, the girl is still a kid and the poor boy is a weakling.
according to your own useless statistics
AutosRe: Tokunbo 2012 Maserati Granturismo Convertible by Perfecttouch(m): 7:35pm On Jun 24, 2016
Valiant50:
Super Clean,
Pure Red Leather interior,
Am/fm/Dvd player,
Factory fitted Ac,
Memory Seats,
Navigation Screen,
Reverse Camera,
Bluetooth handsfree Telephony,
Double Front&Rear SRS Airbags,
Auto Transmission,
Power doors,
V8 engine,
Alloy
Slightly negotiable,
Accident free,
Lagos Clearing,
Price: 47,000,000
Mileage: 9512km
Contact: 07063985335
Whatsapp: 08058584493
BlackBerry pin: 2B12035F
Office: Lekki phase2 Ikeja Lagos.
NB;Only the serious buyer should contact us.
nkan Tia ba wu fun ogbo logbo un gbo, ika pa takiti leemeta fori sole,olu gbogbo ti gbogbo, olugbogbo ti gbogbo,oya I command u sell that cars for me at the rate of 30,000 cash and carry.














My baba tell me say person go advertise this same posh car say make I just say those words, he go be my own. Oya when make I come carry am? Miracle things
RomanceRe: Caption This Guy's Facial Expression (pic) by Perfecttouch(m): 7:28pm On Jun 24, 2016
marshborn:
grin na her type them leave run for restaurant
the guy be like
Ha oloriburuku onijekuje ni baby yi sha, she no even fit form posh on our first date.just shop that fish bone finish go tell them doe house say u never see husband o.onijekuje ijewuru ijewounbia.
PoliticsRe: Zahra Opens Shop In London (pictures) by Perfecttouch(m): 7:20pm On Jun 24, 2016
dragonking2:
They keep stealing yet they accuse others of stealing..Where did she get the money from since she is still schooling in the UK? Like mother like daughter angry angry
your brain needs total overhaul, they should just format your brain and fill it with sawdust since it seems that brain of yours is so useless to you.
TV/MoviesRe: 11 Things You’ll Understand If You Love Watching Nigerian Movies by Perfecttouch(m): 5:15pm On Jun 24, 2016
Ojestas:
5. When you see a ghost
making a phone call in a
Nigerian movie.
or when u see a ghost looking right and left before crossing the express .
Jokes EtcRe: Caption This Image by Perfecttouch(m): 5:11pm On Jun 24, 2016
MsTIQ:
Our father who hath in heaven
Hallowed be thy name
Thy kingdom come
Give Us this day our daily bread
For this ATM needs to start working
And I shall not trespass against others
when ur papa na gns professor and u get seven head score -20/100 in gns exam and ur broda wey get 70/100 don dey receive drip for hospital after ur papa don't almost kill am. U go just from window dey beg ni
PoliticsRe: EFCC Probes Aisha Buhari's N3.8billion Secret House by Perfecttouch(m): 5:03pm On Jun 24, 2016
If u can believe this,then u can believe Uganda is the capital of Nigeria. Are these the new set of people we will depend on to give us credible news? I weep for today's bloggers. Indeed I doubt if there is hope for NAIJA
Nairaland GeneralExtreme Decay In The Nigeria Police(pics) by Perfecttouch(op): 3:44pm On Jun 24, 2016
I don't like policemen for anything but I never knew they are more worse than what we see. I came to Ilorin to work,a wedding program which I will be covering from today till Sunday.so I chartered a bike from offa garage.When we got to that roundabout on ur way to unity, cars have been stopped to ease traffic so we also waited. To my surprise,one warden ANGULU IBRAHIM came to us and removed the key to our bike. Our offence,he said we were suppose to wait at the back of cars that are on queue that we are not suppose to drive beside them. I didn't even understand the whole scenario.ok it is a round about,cars were stopped and the queue was long so in order not to cause another traffic, we rode to the side of those cars and also stopped,that is our offence,we were suppose to stop at the back of those parked cars so that cars coming from unity won't be able to pass,does that even make any sense? So he seized our machine and I took his pictures with the bike. When we got to station we argued it out and he said even though we didn't commit any offence, I was not suppose to take his pictures,he asked me to delete them but I already transfered it to my other phone.so I deleted it in his presence and we settled him 1k for an offence we didn't commit. Now the funny part,
When u as an officer seize either a bike or taxi, they take it to the DMT wateva that meant, so when u bail ur bike or taxi, 60% is the officers share and 40% goes to d DMT office,money was being shared in our presence and they've arrested lots of bike men. Are these the police they called our friends?and they keep shouting u sabi say na weekend we dey. This is a shame,am still gonna tweet @nigeriapolice, corruption has eaten deep into the inner fabrics of these people.they have no mercy,no shame and they think they are above the law.

Nairaland GeneralRe: HBD Picture...(hilarious Photo) by Perfecttouch(m): 3:37pm On Jun 24, 2016
ForeverYoung197:
Op What is that in the giant blue bowl?
my sister na rice o see the stew under table, name confirm birthday be this o
RomanceRe: Astonishing Pictures You Wont Believe Arent Photoshopped by Perfecttouch(m): 11:10am On Jun 24, 2016
RoyalBlak007:
This incredible creature is the Pacu fish. Famous for its human-like teeth, this South American freshwater fish is a relative of the piranha. However, the Pacu fish is much larger than its feared relative; they can reach up to 25 kg (55 lbs)!
the teeth dey dirty. Since the fish get human teeth,he suppose dey brush am naw abi him babe no dey complain ni?
EducationRe: Top 7 Confraternities In Nigeria And Their History & Beliefs by Perfecttouch(m): 11:01am On Jun 24, 2016
skimmy005:
alora for lyf o.. i rep BAN..
i rep JCNSOG ( Jesus Christ of Nazareth son of God) the author and finisher,the beginning and the end.the only one that can guide me when I walk in the valley of the shadow of death while I fear no evil. The one that protect when all other gods are snoring. The one that gives free wealth,health,prosperity, long life and the only thing he ask in return is serve me with all ur might.
PoliticsRe: BreathTaking views from the beautiful city of Ibadan by Perfecttouch(m): 9:07am On Jun 24, 2016
xharder:
Breath taking photos of the historical city of Ibadan
u really did a poor job

PoliticsRe: Zenith Bank Officials Kneeling Down To Beg Gov Fayose; Lies From The Pit Of Hell by Perfecttouch(m): 8:53am On Jun 24, 2016
Fayose and propaganda! Smshhh he wants to pull another china stunt on us
CelebritiesRe: Comedian Emmanuella To Launch Her Clothing Line by Perfecttouch(m): 8:50am On Jun 24, 2016
Bossforeva:
With the publicity Emmauella has gotten in her funny videos, her business side is being exploited even at that young age, and she has announced on Instagram that her Clothing Line, Ella line will be launching, and has already updated her profile as the CEO.emmanuella

Of-course your guess is right, it is going to be a fashion line for Children Clothings. This shows the importance of discovering your kids hidden talent early in life, and harnessing them.

Wishing her all the best in her new found career.

http://www.starttells.com/blog/2016/06/24/little-comedienne/
i like that markangel guy, he is a typical example of a good businessman. He is utilizing every ounce of fame they are getting
CelebritiesRe: Comedian Emmanuella To Launch Her Clothing Line by Perfecttouch(m): 8:48am On Jun 24, 2016
makingsense:
Hmmmm. Isn't this too EARLY??
bros no vex,this comment is not MAKINGSENSE at all
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 120,000NAIRA Salary Job With A Private Firm Or Salary Below 100,000 With FCSC by Perfecttouch(m): 11:26pm On Jun 23, 2016
bodmas2005:
Nairalanders please i need your opinion.If u have to choose between a job of #120,000 with a private firm or 70,000 naira job with Federal Civil Service Commission,which will you choose and whyhuh Kindly drop your opinion. Thank you
fcsc all the way bro,I work with a private firm and have been trying to secure loans from from private,public and foreign bodies but they keep telling me loans are granted to federal or state workers I.e they don't do private firm even if they want to do private the process Is tedious and strenuous. So what am I saying, in fcsc, you have doors of opportunity opened for u
PhonesRe: 14 Images You’ll Relate To If You’ve Ever Been To Computer Village by Perfecttouch(m): 10:49pm On Jun 23, 2016
WarRLaY:
wet in be the name of d stuff bro
face2face
PoliticsRe: The Look On Buhari's Face As Abdulkarim Dauda Marches Past by Perfecttouch(m): 7:30pm On Jun 23, 2016
Newshelmboss:
Caption The Look On Buhari's Face As The New Chief Personal Security Officer Marches Past



The president and his many faces.

http://www.newshelm.com/2016/06/caption-look-on-buharis-face-as-new.html

cc lalasticlala
buhari be like, WEREY SEE HIM BELE,SEE AS HE DEY MARCH LIKE CHAMELION IF DEM BORN U WELL MAKE U ALLOW MILITARY TAKE OVER,I GO BREAK COCONUT FOR UR HEAD ARINDI
PoliticsRe: The Look On Buhari's Face As Abdulkarim Dauda Marches Past by Perfecttouch(m): 7:26pm On Jun 23, 2016
Newshelmboss:
Caption The Look On Buhari's Face As The New Chief Personal Security Officer Marches Past



The president and his many faces.

http://www.newshelm.com/2016/06/caption-look-on-buharis-face-as-new.html

cc lalasticlala
buhari be like, WEREY SEE HIM BELE,SEE AS HE DEY MARCH LIKE CHAMELION IF DEM BORN U WELL MAKE U ALLOW MILITARY TAKE OVER,I GO BREAK COCONUT FOR UR HEAD ARINDI
CrimeRe: Mob Strip Phone Thief In Ogun Today by Perfecttouch(m):
missNGLatest:
Source: http://www.nglatest.com/2016/06/see-what-mob-did-to-suspected-phone.html


lalasticlala
see as the guy resemble person wey catch magun( thunderbolt ) wey wan come start to somersault







I don't really feel any funky about this fp and FTC trash, or am I suppose to feel somehow or something being first to comment?
PhonesRe: 14 Images You’ll Relate To If You’ve Ever Been To Computer Village by Perfecttouch(m): 6:37pm On Jun 23, 2016
topeontop:
6. When someone grabs you for “your pink lips, your piercing, your tattoos!”
You're like "are you mad"
those useless boys hen, under ikeja bridge na so one of them hold me say bros clear ur dark spot and pimples sharp sharp and that time, gravel and sharp sand smooth pass my face na so I follow am o.he come rub one thing for my leave am for like 30minutes. Later he started peeling it off and the thing was peeling of like a snake trying to shed it's skin. After evry evry sha he collect 3k come give me the remaining stuff. Una no go believe say na 250 naira I see that thing buy when he finish.
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Collaborates With French Montana (WATCH) by Perfecttouch(m): 6:21pm On Jun 23, 2016
Youngetskilz23:
big boys .grin e remain for wizkid to collaborate with airforce1 grin grin
oga shey u wan weaken economic situation of Nigeria more ni? U wan spoil music market ni? Telling wizkid to collaborate with that agbero1 is like telling jayz to collaborate with Vic o.








I get him time this evening.make him just try quote me make amadioha collaborate with sango come ft soponna strike am this evening
Technology MarketRe: You Cant Afford 2 Miss This Golden Opportunity Because You Cant Get It Elsewhere by Perfecttouch(m): 4:19pm On Jun 23, 2016
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view samples of our design here - www.ultramediasolution.com/graphics

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oga I no sabi book o and am not a grammarian but I believe that ad should be,
KEEP CALM AND LET A TRAINED SPECIALIST HANDLE IT. No vex o na just onservation
PhonesRe: My Bad Experience At Emeka Offor Plaza Onitsha.. by Perfecttouch(m): 3:59pm On Jun 23, 2016
bsaying:
Mehn. It was crazy joor... Main thing is that i shared my experience so many more doesn't have to go through it again...
almost same thing happened to a military officer sometimes ago, people who reside in Akure will know olukayode shopping complex in Akure. The man was on mufty a senior officer I later found out. He came there to repair a tablet and laptop. He was so gentle in the face. After scanning they just told him scanning and repair cost 23k. He was like how much is the price of these things I brought self. But it seems engineers in that complex do cooperate to obtain customers. They seized both devices and tell him to bring their money,he was just smiling,climbed down two stairs and made a phone call. Long story short,every engineer on that second floor both the ones that new about it and the ones just coming, wept that day after series of real flogging. They repaired the gadgets,changes the case for free and ended up chopping several lashes of koboko.
AutosRe: Brandnew 2016 Range Rover Vogue Hse(diese) by Perfecttouch(m): 3:20pm On Jun 23, 2016
Valiant50:
Super Clean,
Pure Leather Interior, Am/FM/CD/DVD&inbuilt memory,
Factory Fiited&Rear AC Vents,
Memory Seats,
Automatic Outer Steps, Adjustable&Multipurpose power steering control,
Bluetooth Handsfree Telephony,
Wooden Trim Formica,
Double Front&Rear Air Bags,
Special Alloy Wheel,
Auto Transmission,
Power doors,
Headrest DVD player,
Navigation Screen,
Reverse Camera,
Cool Box,
V8 diesel engine,
Accident Free,
Lagos Cleared,
Slightly negotiable,
Price;28,500,000
Mileage;89miles
Contact;07063985335
Whatsapp Only;08058584493
BlackBerry pin;2B12035F
Office;Agidingbi Ikeja Lagos NB;Only the serious buyer should contact us.
pls can it go for 10,000 naira? I will really appreciate it.











I was told to expect a miracle.
AutosRe: Brandnew 2016 Range Rover Vogue Hse(diese) by Perfecttouch(m): 3:19pm On Jun 23, 2016
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CelebritiesRe: “Van Vicker Never Slept With My Wife” – Dr Kulah Makes A U-turn, Apologises by Perfecttouch(m): 3:08pm On Jun 23, 2016
Maybe it was initially osogbo weed at work
EducationRe: OAU NASU Celebrates Omole's Exit From Office Today by Perfecttouch(m): 2:50pm On Jun 23, 2016
Fynestboi:
Pictures.



Source:OAU peeps
it shows how bad and wicked the v.c is
PoliticsRe: Ojuawo Appear In Court In Military Uniform by Perfecttouch(m): 1:18pm On Jun 23, 2016
londonrivals:
Air Vice Marshal Ojuawo, a serving officer of the Nigerian Airforce, who is being prosecuted by the EFCC at the FCT High Court, Apo Abuja for fraud. He came to court in his full Airforce regalia. Indeed, with EFCC, nobody is above the law. We shall serve you details later.

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/06/photos-air-vice-marshal-ojuawo-appear.html

cc: lalasticlala mynd44
armed robber,if he like let him borrow buratai's uniform join, he will be probed. Who is he trying to intimidate? See face like stoned early morning shit
PoliticsRe: AMCON Officials Taking Over Ben Murray's Silverbird Cinema In Lagos by Perfecttouch(m): 1:03pm On Jun 23, 2016
Femmyfamous4u:
can't u learn? AMCON already took over Union bank to save it from liquidation and Ben murray Bruce being at debtor to union bank has neither paid back nor serviced his loan. hence, taking over his properties is within the armbit of the law.
he be like say hand dey scratch u to type! Do you even know what brought about me quoting that guy? He is blaming the federal government for amcon taking over Bruce galleria,am only trying to enlighten him that Fg is not silencing him but he is owing the banks! Oga next time before u quote someone, use ur medulla ,no 6 and if u no get, borrow ur family members own
PoliticsRe: AMCON Officials Taking Over Ben Murray's Silverbird Cinema In Lagos by Perfecttouch(m): 12:47pm On Jun 23, 2016
obinnashady:
we are now in the era of Idi Amin of Uganda

operation silence all opposition.
you people should just utilize your common sense atleast once a while. He is not owing the Fg why will they silence him? He is owing banks and am sure he used those properties as collateral

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