₦airaland Forum

IamLEGEND1:
Mr Coniferous
the thunder wey go fry ur yansh no be here e dey. wicked man.

sickstars:
Mr issac

The best teacher i ever had through the pains wen i tot i was going to drop out cos i cudnt cope with school mr isaac motivated me and m close to finishing uni education God bless u mr isaac wherever u are

Remembered durin waec i ran hme u asked guys to cum carry me down to school to write exams i tot i wud never make good grades bt i did i miss u sir

iceberylin:
Primary 4 teacher..She shifted her panties forgetting I was knelling be4 her...


What I saw WIll hunt me till my last days.

TrapLORD:
Mr Owolabi!!! HopeBay College. MazaMaza Campus

Know2020:
Anambra has finished this country in every measure of excellence. Can't you see how organized and disciplined these pupils are? I can't believe this in Nigeria. If you still doubt why they lead in Common Entrance, WAEC, NECO and JAMB, then something must be wrong with you. I foresee educational tourism in Anambra.

Myn044 FP

deewhone:
Lots of teachers 2 remember. U made me remember my nursery 1 teacher, she'll knock me, slap me and do all sorts 2 me. Until a day wen blood started oozing out of ma nose...nt because she beats me though, dunno whether 2 call it a disease, it happens 2 me while I was younger buh started disappearing while growing. She thought it was as a result of the beating, buh wasn't. D beating reduced since then

Pennah:
virginity is not a true dignity... tis just lack of opotunity

tosyne2much:
Wristbangle, the write-up is flawless. Thumbs up baba


Since you have started the aluta, lemme continue


9. Not Replying PMs

Each time I send avalanche of PMs to a lady and she intentionally decided not to reply, I will shake my head for such a lady, and my respect and regard for such a lady will dwindle afterwards. This reminds me when I sent a PM to a lady (don't ask me for her moniker ). She replied and the following conversation ensued

"Tosyne2much: Hello Miss.......


Miss...... : Tosyne, please I want to draw your attention to something, please, don't ever send me a PM cos I'm not looking for a boyfriend on nairaland. I know your intention of sending PM. Please I'm in a relationship that will land on the alta soon, so don't think you can get me with your 10 things 10 that.

10. Being Too Hostile

Many ladies have lost potential husbands due to ignorance and hostility. However, many have chased their husbands away just because he couldn't answer the question "where did you get my PIN or phone number?" . Last month, I added a lady on BBM and before I knew it, she PING me saying I won't succeed if I added her with the intention of getting under their skirts. She further added that I should introduce myself, or else, she will use the deleted feature at once. They need to stop this silly attitude in order not to be placed on LOX, so that they can attract responsible "chairmen" like us


*Nobody should quote me, or else, I will show you why elephants and hippopotamus are the only mammals that cannot jump*



*Permit me to add this Bonus*


Social Media Addiction

A lady needs to be apply moderation in surfing the web. Sometimes you will see a lady registered on all social media bashing guys here and there, and giving 1, 000 reasons as to why they can't date guys like Cutehector, TheSonOfMark, Decker, Agawaru23, etc simply because they aren't working in Shell or Chevron. The same lady is registered on Twitter, Badoo, Facebook, Mocospace, Instagram, 2go, and the likes, giving relationship advice at odds hours. Haba na only u ? I can't imagine dating such a lady (1am- 5am)

*Nobody should quote me, otherwise, I wil show you why elephants and hippopotamus are the only mammals that cannot jump*

ShakurM:
I don't buy your analogy, comparing cup of tea to human?

ShakurM:
I don't buy your analogy, comparing cup of tea to human?